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- Hello?
- Hello.
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- Uh, yes?
- Who is this?
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- Who are you calling?
- Who am I speaking to?
4
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- Wrong number.
- Who was that?
5
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- Oh, nobody.
- Did you pick a movie?
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- Yeah, we re gonna go scary: Saw IV.
- Oh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks.
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It's not scary, it's gross. I hate all that torture porn shit.
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Why, angry feel.
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- Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively.
- But she don't give a shit who dies...
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...cos there's no character to fill a man.
It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing.
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- Who you keep texting?
- I have a Facebook stalker. He keeps leaving me messages.
12
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- Nah, like what?
- Just stuff like: Hey, what's up? You are hot. I want to kill you...
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- Well, delete him.
- I did it, but he hacked its way back in.
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- Or report him.
- He is really hot, tho. You wanna see?
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- That's Channing Tatum.
- It is not. Is it?
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Yeah, from his Abercrombie days.
You were being punk'd.
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- Hello?
- Who is this?
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The more impatient version
of the person you just spoke to.
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I am sorry. You don't have to be a bitch about it.
- Of course I don't. Eat me.
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- You hang up on me and I cut thru your neck until I feel bone!
- Who is it?
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It's for you.
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- Hello?
- Who is this?
23
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- It's Trudie. Who's this?
- This is the last person you ever gonna see alive.
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- It's a prank. Hang up.
- Why did you give the phone to me?
25
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- You are the one with a stalker.
- Are the doors locked?
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Don't freak out.
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Let it ring.
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It's from stalker boy.
He said "Answer the phone".
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For God's sake, it's a joke Trudie.
It's probably Lexie or Karen.
30
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- Where are you going?
- To make sure the front door is locked.
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- No, don't open it.
- You're overreacting.
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It's a joke, Trudie, ok? Someone made a
dummy profile. They re just trying to scare you.
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Wait. Who is it?
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I said, who is it?
Let's call the cops.
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"I dare you to open the door."
No, Sherri, don't. No, don't, I'm scared.
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It could be anyone that we know.
Lisa, Bailey, Wayne.
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Or the hoped-for long shot, Channing Tatum.
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There is nobody out here.
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What is it say?
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It says "I'm not outside,
I am right beside you. "
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Trudie!
42
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- Fucking kidding me?
- What?
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That was so fucking stupid. Pure horse shit.
The death of horror right here in front of us!
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- I jumped. It scared me.
- A fucking Facebook killer? You re kidding me right?
45
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I guess now it would be Twitter. That'd make more sense.
46
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Under articulate teens sit around and deconstruct horror movies
until Ghostface kills them one by one.
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It's been done to death. The whole self-aware
post-modern meta-shit.
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Stick a fork in 1996 already.
49
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I like the Stab movies. They are scarier.
50
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It's not aliens or zombies
or little Asian ghost girls.
51
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There is something real about a guy
with a knife who just... snaps.
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- It can really happen.
- I can't do it. These people don't know when to stop.
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They just keep recycling the same shit.
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Even the opening scene, there is always some random girl
who gets a call that undoubtedly ends up getting her killed.
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It's all so predictable.
There's no element of surprise.
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You can see everything coming.
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Did that surprise you?
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- Why?
- Because you talk too much.
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Now shut the fuck up
and watch the movie.
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Oh my God. I love it.
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I've seen it five times,
and it still gets me every time.
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- You re kidding? I don't get it.
- Ok, it's like the Twilight Zone.
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- Twilight zone...
- A movie within a movie.
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I get that. But it's illogical..
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It begs the question that if the beginning of Stab 7 is
Stab 6 then it's the beginning of Stab 6 Stab 5?
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And if so, what is Stab 4 about?
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- You re over thinking it.
- Am I or did you ever make it, just under think it, there's a reason i don't watch these movies?
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I can't believe you haven't seen them. We live in Woodsboro.
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It has nothing to do with Woodsboro.
I thought you said Stab was based on true stories.
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The first three, the original trilogy is based off of Sidney Prescott.
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But then she threatened to sue em if they used
the true story so they just started making stuff up.
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Stab 5 has time travel, which is by far the worst.
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- And don't you have enough about this story every year?
- At least Woodsboro is known for something.
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Did you hear that?
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Uh, no, I didn't hear anything.
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I did.
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Jenny, don't try to scare me.
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I am not trying to scare you.
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You do it all the time.
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No, I don't.
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Where are you going?
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I told you, I heard something.
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I know you re trying to scare me.
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I am not.
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What is it?
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I must have left the window in my room open.
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- Could you get that? Marnie?
- Yeah.
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- Hello?
- Hello. Who is this?
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Marnie. Who is this?
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This is the last person you ever gonna see alive.
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What?
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- I am sorry. I had to.
- You bitch!
93
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- So not funny.
- Somebody falls for it every year.
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- I don't see why you get off on this shi...
- Marnie?
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Marnie? Marnie?!?
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Good one, Marnie. Lights out, phone on the floor.
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You know, you really should direct horror films.
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Wherever you are...
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Lemme guess. You want me to walk
by an open door frame so you can pop out, huh?
100
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Ok. Timing, timing is perfect. But you don't have the
app on your phone, so you can't talk like Ghostface.
101
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- Can you?
- Yes, I can.
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- Who is this?
- Not an app.
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- Is this Trevor?
- Do I sound like a Trevor to you?
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Think of me as your director. You re in my movie.
You got a fun part so don't blow it.
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- What movie?
- Same one Marnie's in, only her part got cut way back.
106
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But you, you re dumb blond with the big tits.
We'll have some fun with you before you die.
107
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I have a 4.0 GPA (Grade Point Average) and 135 IQ asshole.
What did you do with Marnie?
108
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- She's on the cutting room floor.
- That's not funny.
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This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live, people die.
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And you'd better start running.
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Marnie?
112
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- What do you think?
- Well, I guess today's the anniversary.
113
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- Kids...
- No, I meant the display.
114
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- It's good.
- Told the owner I'd kill his cat if you didn't get a ring.
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Nice...
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- Woah, 25 to stay alive!
- Shit! Sorry Sheriff!
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Kirby...
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Ehi, before you get in the car, you
have to promise not to kill me.
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Why? What did you do?
120
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Trevor called me last night.
121
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Why is he calling you?
122
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Because you won't take his calls, he knows
I have your ear and he wants to know.
123
00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:04,875
- Know what?
- How upset you are.
124
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:08,783
- Can we just not talk about this?
- Fine, fine.
125
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So, Trevor called me last night.
126
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,292
He called you too?
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00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:17,617
He's afraid your cousin coming to Woodsboro is distracting you from knowing how sorry he really is.
128
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- Well, that's inventive.
- God...
129
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Oh, by the way, have you seen the Grim Reaper? Angel of Death?
130
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What are you talking about?
131
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Your cousin. Last stop in a book tour, first stop in a road to a new life.
132
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It's very dramatic. She's the reason why I love horror movies.
133
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I'm sure she'd love to hear that. If I knew her which, I don't really.
134
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Well, wherever she went, peple died. Other people. It was never her.
135
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I mean, Stab is the wrong franchise for her, it should be Final Destination.
136
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,583
- And why is Jenny Randall calling me?
137
00:13:55,783 --> 00:13:57,575
- I cannot stand Jenny Randall...
- Hello?
138
00:13:57,775 --> 00:13:59,625
- Oh, Jill...
- Why?
139
00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:01,908
- Shh...Jenny, is this you?
140
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What's your favorite scary movie?
141
00:14:05,617 --> 00:14:08,075
- Ok, who is this?
- What does she want?
142
00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:13,367
- I said, who is this?
- I asked you a question.
143
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What's your favorite scary movie?
144
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I'm hanging up.
145
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Wow, that was original.
146
00:14:23,158 --> 00:14:25,992
I got a call like that this morning from Marnie the Carnie.
147
00:14:26,192 --> 00:14:28,367
- What?
- Watch out!
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- Nice proof asshole!
- Ok...
149
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- You should really stop at sign.
- Sorry...
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Angel of Death.
151
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:51,075
- Mayor wants these down before lunch.
- Only 25 more to go.
152
00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:58,533
- Morning Sheriff.
- Morning Deputy. Joe.
153
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Morning Sheriff.
154
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,325
- Looks like the celebration's begun.
- High School kids probably.
155
00:15:04,525 --> 00:15:08,950
Yeah. One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.
156
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:10,825
Sorry you can never get away from this.
157
00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:16,700
You know, I wish I had been old enough to be
part of the Forest when you were solving those crimes.
158
00:15:17,908 --> 00:15:21,700
It's those intense investigations that really bond relationships.
159
00:15:23,742 --> 00:15:26,450
- Yeah.
- How's Gale by the way?
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Gale's good. She's writing...fiction.
161
00:15:32,617 --> 00:15:35,158
Hey I made some lemon squares, they're in my car.
162
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Thanks Deputy, but no, thanks.
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Sheriff, you're not cheating on your wife if you eat my lemon square.
164
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:46,075
Yeah, but I would be cheating on the diet.
165
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Sheriff Riley! Come in! Sheriff Riley!
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This is Sheriff Riley, go ahead.
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You gotta get over to the Randall house right
away. It's bad Sheriff, real bad.
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The book is "Out of Darkness" and its author Sidney Prescott is here with us today.
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Have the 7 Stab movies all based on Gale Weathers'
books about you made it even harder to go on?
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I don't blame Gale, that's in the past. Now if I was
a victim for too long, it was up to me to reinvent myself.
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- That's why I wrote this book.
- Sidney Prescott, everybody. And rave reviews for her book, "Out of Darkness".
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Allright Gale, let's do it. Let's reinvent myself.
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Except, I have no fucking idea what to write!
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- How's that new?
- That's the 2.0 upgrade version. I am totally mobile, man.
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Nice.
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00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:12,492
Ouh, this is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer, here with
the luscious Olivia "Don't look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.
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Here is my Woodsboro masquerade anniversary
question: What is your favorite scary movie?
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Is that all you got? Some stupid douche question?
179
00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:21,367
Yeah, where did you hear that anyway?
180
00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:24,333
It's a line from Stab 1. Hey Charlie.
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- You re a genre nut Kirby, what's your favorite scary movie?
- Bambi.
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- Dork.
- What?
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00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:33,075
That's...funny, Kirby.
184
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- Completely unaware you exist.
- No, man, she wants me.
185
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Yeah, I wish, right? Asshole.
186
00:17:44,783 --> 00:17:51,242
- I think Charlie likes you.
- And I like him. To tease, to torment, to make him squirm.
187
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You could do a lot worse, trust me.
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Oh, hi Trevor. Bye Trevor.
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Can we talk? Somebody cares about you over here you know?
190
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Someone who made you really happy once.
191
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Someone who never should have let you go.
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When you re done with a phone call, you let someone go...
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When you take someone to the airport, you let them go...
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When you tell someone you love her, and she gives you
everything, and then you go out with someone else...
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that is not letting her go, that is dumping her. Ok? That's betrayal.
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Trevor Sheldon denied live on Hall Pass with
Robbie Mercer. What is your favorite scary movie, man?
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I'll show you.
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Now I began to believe myself that that was all I
was, a victim. And that was unacceptable to me...
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So, I sat down and began to write a new role that would be my own.
200
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A role for a woman who could leave the walls
of fear behind and step out into the sunlight.
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Out of Darkness.
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- Thank you.
- Ok, we re gonna start the book signing in a sec, so buy your copies while they last.
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- May you ladies.
- New York Times best seller. Rave reviews...
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- Gale...I am glad you came.
- Congratulations, Sidney.
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- I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but...
- Well, you can get one.
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- Dewey! Ehi!
- Hey, Sidney. Gale, you made it.
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What's going on Dewey?
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Hey, Sid, I am sorry. I gotta do
something...I am really sorry.
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00:19:41,825 --> 00:19:47,533
Excuse me. This will only take a minute. I need
you all to stay where you are and remain silent.
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Nobody leaves, you heard the Sheriff, thanks you.
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- Can't this wait 45, I am running an event here.
- M'am this is a police event now.
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- What's going on?
- Gale, this is police business. If you could just let us handle this.
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I am talking to my husband, Deputy Judy.
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Listen. There's a phone we believe may have
been taken from the scene of a crime.
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00:20:04,817 --> 00:20:08,075
Deputy Hicks has traced its location
back to these coordinates.
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- The rest is "need to know".
- And I am not "need to know"?
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Shhhh.
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Sheriff! Ringing out here!
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There.
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- It's coming from the trunk
- Yeah.
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- Dewey...
- They need everyone to stay back.
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- Not now, Sid.
- It's my rental.
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- Damn.
- It's now official crime scene. Let's lock it down.
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- Crime scene. - Detach him right out of here. Everybody back.
- Give me that camera. - Stand back.
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- Give me that camera.
- Stand back.
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- Please tell me this is a prank, Dewey.
- I am afraid not, Sid. Come on.
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- Amber, you re not gonna believe this...
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- Stand back, Gale. Gale.
- Just wanna see.
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Ok, essays are due Tuesday, "Why Woodsboro is the best..."
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Anything with an on-off swith should be off, that's the rule.
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Somebody wanna share?
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Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper were murdered last night.
- What?
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- What?
- Stabbed to death.
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- What's your favorite scary movie?
- Shut up!
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Y'all Tuesday, class is not hold then
- That was fast.
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This week marks the anniversary of the infamous Woodsboro murders.
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Two girls killed the exact day local celebrity victim
Sidney Prescott chose to return to her hometown.
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It could be something right out of a Gale Weathers' best seller. And where is she now?
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Well, living right here in Woodsboro, cos
she's the wife of Sheriff Dewey Riley - Mrs Riley - Hoss.
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- First Lady.
- Perkins.
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Excuse me, Gale. He's conducting an interview.
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- Great! I love interviews.
- You have to wait, Gale. Sorry, can't let you in there.
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What are you gonna do? Arrest me, Deputy Judy?
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If it comes to it. Civilian interference with a police
investigation poses many a problem in a court of law.
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Ok. Listen to me Judy. I don't mind that
you re working with my hudband.
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Or that you re even baking those little treats, as you do
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But if you re gonna start acting like him, you
gotta put a mustache on, cos you sound ridiculous - Gale.
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- Judy.
- Gale!
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Deputy. Gale. Calm please.
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- Uh, Sidney, if you don't mind giving us a minute.
- Sid. - Hi, Gale.
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Dewey, would you please explain to Betty Crocker
that I have every right to be here?
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If there's been another murder in Woodsboro obviusly...
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- That is not public information.
- It is all over the Internet, Dewey.
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- It is?
- Yes, the whole world knows about it before me.
255
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She wants to be a part of the investigation, Sheriff.
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Ok. Hang on. Uhm, are you familiar with the phrase "I wrote a book on this"?
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- Gale, with all due respect, I don't see how that pertains to...
- Because I wrote the book on this.
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"The Woodsboro murders" by Gale Weathers.
- But you re not a reporter anymore, Gale.
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- Woh, woh,woh..
- And even if you were...
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Woh. Don't treat me like I'm the media.
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I helped solve these things. 3 times, remember?
You and me, together.
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- But I am the Sheriff now, Gale.
- Right?
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- What, you re not gonna help you with this?
- I can't.
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Allright then, I am going rogue. This is what
I am good at, Dewey. This is what I know how to do.
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Your lemon squares taste like ass.
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- They don't. They really don't.
- Thank you, Sir.
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- Sheriff.
- Yeah? - We got a couple high school kids in here.
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We got a couple high school kids in here.
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Two of em, they say they got threatening phone
calls this morning from the victims' phones.
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- Names are Olivia Morris and Jill Roberts.
- That's Sid's cousin. Damn.
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- Right in here, Sheriff.
- Hey, Jill.
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- Sidney. Hi.
- Hi.
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It's nice to see you, even under the circumstances.
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- You ok?
- Yeah.
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- So two of you got phone calls?
- Yeah, us two. "What's your favorite scary movie?".
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It was the killer's voice. From Stab.
From, I mean you know, from your life.
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I am Kirby, by the way. I am their friend.
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- And the killer didn't call you?
- No.
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This is..this is a bad thing? Does that mean
that I am not gonna live as long as these two?
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No...Maybe. Of course not. Just...just be careful.
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- Oh my God, did you hear that? I am gonna be next!
- Dewey, I shouldn't be here. I should leave town.
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I am afraid that's not really possible, Sidney.
283
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Look, nobody thinks you re involved but
everyone's a suspect. I am sorry.
284
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:16,450
And there was evidence in your car connecting
the killer to you. You may be a material witness.
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- So, you know, you II have 24 hour police surveillance.
- That's comforting.
286
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It's Rebecca. Oh my fucking God, Henry.
Yes! Its true. Two girls butchered. Pay day.
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I was so not feeling Woodsboro. Was like lame
PR, am I right? Well, fuck me wow! Best idea ever.
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Henry, I II call you back.
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Excuse me. I have to geek out. I hadn't got a chance to
say something earlier, but it's suck an honor to meet you.
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- Thank you.
- Rebecca Walters.
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- Hi.
- When I was a kid it was all about top story with Gale Weathers.
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- You were my 90s!
- Well, it's Gale Riley now.
293
00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:05,242
You gave it all for love, I know that. How
long have you and Dewey been married?
294
00:26:05,442 --> 00:26:09,242
- Ten years.
- Oh, just like your characters in Stab 3. Wow!
295
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:10,617
Wow...
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I didn't mean "bad wow", it's just, it always seemed
like more of a horror movie romance than a real one
297
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because it was a movie, and in real life it should never be.
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Uh, dug a hole. Climbing out, here. So anyway,
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Kudos on being brave enough to drop off the professional map.
Any plans on revitalizing your tarnished brand
300
00:26:29,658 --> 00:26:34,575
Listen, in about 2 seconds I am gonna revitalize
your face... with my tarnished brand.
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I still got it.
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Uhm, tasty.
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She's so pretty. When you think about what
she survived. She must have scars everywhere.
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Shhhh, Come on.
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00:26:55,992 --> 00:27:02,117
Her mom is my sister. I have scars too.
None ever asks me about my scars.
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00:27:02,867 --> 00:27:06,867
- I am sorry Mrs Roberts.
- She means nice scars, mom.
307
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Oh, well. Fine.
308
00:27:13,658 --> 00:27:21,208
- How are you? How's Gale?
- I am alright. But Gale,
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00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:30,075
it's been hard on her. Small town. Small town husband. Not much to write about.
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00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:40,367
- You two ok?
- Well, i read somewhere once "Just when you think things can't get any worse,
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sometimes they don't...Sometimes, they get better.", Out of Darkness by Sidney Prescott, page 220.
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Gotta get going.
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00:28:05,867 --> 00:28:11,742
- It's nice to see you, Dewey. Been thru a lot together.
- We II get thru this too, ok?
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I II go.
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00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:37,542
Be good. It's ok. Relax, relax. It's just me.
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00:28:37,742 --> 00:28:42,617
- What the hell are you doing here? There are cops right out front.
- No match for the ninja, baby.
317
00:28:45,283 --> 00:28:50,992
Anyway, what are you doing in the house of Sidney
Prescott? I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer.
318
00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:56,950
Can you please get away from the window?
You've no right to be in here. Not anymore.
319
00:28:57,283 --> 00:29:02,783
Hang on. I heard you got a phone call from the killer. Is that true?
320
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:07,833
- And you care?
- Don't you think it'd be a lot safer with me around?
321
00:29:08,033 --> 00:29:14,700
- I don't trust you, Trevor.
- Hey. I am just gonna have to make sure that you do. Alright?
322
00:29:18,075 --> 00:29:22,367
Oh, sorry, I didn't...
- No, he's just leaving. Its...it's my ex.
323
00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:26,033
- Oh.
- Yeah, the one and only.
324
00:29:26,658 --> 00:29:28,158
- Hi.
- Hi.
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00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:34,700
It's cool to meet you...officially. I keep meaning to
pick up a copy of your book, but...
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00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:38,158
You re smaller in person.
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00:29:46,867 --> 00:29:52,450
- What?
- Nothing, you just, ehm, you remind me of me.
328
00:29:55,033 --> 00:29:58,283
- Lock your window, ok?
- Yeah, goodnight.
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00:29:59,033 --> 00:29:59,658
Night.
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00:30:02,408 --> 00:30:09,242
- Sorry about that. Just making my rounds before taking off.
- Great, thanks.
331
00:30:12,575 --> 00:30:15,617
- You don't remember me, do you?
- Sorry?
332
00:30:16,367 --> 00:30:19,408
We went to High School together. Judy Hicks?
333
00:30:19,950 --> 00:30:27,950
We had the same Homeroom in. Drama club too.
We were in Peter Pan together. I played a Lost Boy.
334
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:36,825
- You were... Tiger Lily.
- I am sorry, it was a long time ago.
335
00:30:38,242 --> 00:30:44,533
It's ok, ehm. You had a lot of stuff going on back then.
336
00:30:45,450 --> 00:30:49,408
Well, it's nice to see you again, Judy.
- You too.
337
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:59,908
- Everything ok upstairs?
- You re supposed to be out front, Perkins.
338
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:15,283
- 4 letter word for...courage?
- Uh, guts.
339
00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:28,158
- It's Olivia Morris, she lives next door. She's on the list.
- She can live next door to me.
340
00:31:28,617 --> 00:31:36,783
Now seriously, ehm, Mary I am warning you, ok? I am
gonna have to get physical. I mean it. This is it! Just fuck off!
341
00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:50,200
- Hello?
- What are you guys up to?
342
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:55,367
Uhm, we re watching Shaun of the Dead.
- You know there's two zombies sitting outside your house in a car?
343
00:31:55,567 --> 00:31:59,333
- Yeah, they are cops. You wanna come up?
- Angel of Death leave?
344
00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:04,125
- No, she's in the guest room.
- Forget it. Next door is close enough.
345
00:32:04,325 --> 00:32:10,117
- Your mom home?
- She's at her boyfriend's. It's creepier in here tonight.
346
00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:15,825
No, the zombies are still in their
car, so you should be alright.
347
00:32:16,025 --> 00:32:17,908
- Call me tomorrow, ok?
- Right.
348
00:32:18,742 --> 00:32:21,742
- She wanna come up?
- She fears the Reaper.
349
00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:23,158
Watch this.
350
00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:37,867
- Who's speaking?
- What's your favorite scary movie, Olivia?
351
00:32:38,242 --> 00:32:42,950
It's the worst imitation I've ever heard, Jill. Speaking of
Stab, you heard where the Stab- a- thon's gonna be at?
352
00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:46,533
No. It doesn't matter to me anyways, mom doesn't let me go.
353
00:32:49,742 --> 00:32:53,617
- It's Trevor, I'll handle this.
- Trevor is calling...again.
354
00:32:53,950 --> 00:32:57,208
- What do you want?
- I wanna talk to Jill.
355
00:32:57,408 --> 00:33:02,867
Uhm, no it's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor, Jill is
screening her calls from all past relationships.
356
00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:06,283
- What's going on over there?
- Hang on one sec. What is he saying?
357
00:33:06,533 --> 00:33:11,783
- I am not Trevor.
- W-What? I can barely hear you, Trevor.
358
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:17,454
- This isn't Trevor.
- Oh, oh, alright. Then why do you have his phone?
359
00:33:17,654 --> 00:33:22,825
- Whoever this is. He's trying to do Ghostface.
- He's being weird.
360
00:33:23,575 --> 00:33:27,742
- I wanna talk to Jill.
- Ok, well, she doesn't want to talk to you.
361
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,908
Come on, Mr Ghostface, whisper to me.
Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?
362
00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:37,375
- Alright. How's the movie?
- What movie?
363
00:33:37,575 --> 00:33:42,450
- Shaun of the Dead.
- How did you know that?
364
00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:47,783
- Because I'm standing in the closet.
- Stop, you're not.
365
00:33:48,158 --> 00:33:50,225
- What's going on?
- Trevor is being weird.
366
00:33:50,425 --> 00:33:52,492
- I mean, if it is him, I dunno.
- What?
367
00:33:52,783 --> 00:33:56,450
- This is not fucking Trevor!
- Well, then who the fuck are you?
368
00:33:56,783 --> 00:34:03,908
- Open the closet door.
- You do know there are cops all over this house?
369
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:06,908
I think that I have just enough time to slice someone open.
370
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,742
- I'll talk to him.
- Shhhhhh.
371
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,617
- What's going on over there, you guys? -
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00:34:14,533 --> 00:34:16,183
- S-Sorry, I dunno. Kirby?
- Shhhhhh.
373
00:34:16,383 --> 00:34:18,358
S-Sorry, I-I dunno. Kirby?
- Shhhh.
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00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:20,533
- Kirby.
- Come on, do it.
375
00:34:21,075 --> 00:34:24,950
- There is no way you re in there.
- See for yourself.
376
00:34:25,908 --> 00:34:31,450
Kirby? Kirby, come on, talk to me.
This isn't funny! Kirby!
377
00:34:39,158 --> 00:34:43,783
- Liar. I am over this.
- I never said I was in your closet.
378
00:34:49,450 --> 00:34:50,533
Oh my God!
379
00:34:51,283 --> 00:34:52,742
- Olivia!
- Oh my God!
380
00:34:53,783 --> 00:34:55,200
Help, in my house!
381
00:35:00,450 --> 00:35:01,200
No!
382
00:35:09,992 --> 00:35:11,700
No. No!
383
00:35:23,242 --> 00:35:25,117
- Hoss!
- Olivia!
384
00:35:25,408 --> 00:35:26,117
Perkins!
385
00:35:28,033 --> 00:35:28,992
Shit.
386
00:36:07,242 --> 00:36:11,158
- What?
- Welcome home Sidney. Preview of coming events.
387
00:36:11,867 --> 00:36:16,283
- Why don't you come for me? You got the balls for that?
- Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you?
388
00:36:16,483 --> 00:36:19,950
- You think you're still the star.
- This isn't a fucking movie!
389
00:36:20,150 --> 00:36:21,500
- It will be.
- These are innocent people.
390
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:27,658
Spare me the lecture! You've done very well by all this
blood shed, haven't you? How about the town you left behind?
391
00:36:28,158 --> 00:36:34,492
I ve got plans for you. I am gonna slit your eyelids in
half so you don't blink when I stab you in the face.
392
00:36:34,783 --> 00:36:42,033
You'll die when I want you to, Sidney. Not
a moment before. Until then, you re going to suffer.
393
00:36:43,033 --> 00:36:46,908
- Sidney!
- Jill? Stay right there.
394
00:36:47,867 --> 00:36:49,700
- Is she...
- Do not look, ok?
395
00:36:50,492 --> 00:36:54,325
- She said you were the Angel of Death.
- Look out!
396
00:37:15,992 --> 00:37:18,908
- Come look. Look over there.
- He's in here.
397
00:37:19,617 --> 00:37:24,792
- Where is he?
- He was...
398
00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:28,617
- What's your status?
- Jill?
399
00:37:30,242 --> 00:37:31,033
- Don't.
400
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:43,075
What happened? Oh my God, Jill.
401
00:37:45,575 --> 00:37:50,908
Jesus. Your hon, 'Vis. Baby, baby. Come here.
Come on, let's go, let's go. Let's get care of you, right?
402
00:37:52,283 --> 00:37:55,833
- Jill? Oh my God. Are you ok?
- Give me a hand.
403
00:37:56,033 --> 00:37:58,408
- Keep your pressure on it.
- There's somebody back there.
404
00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:01,742
- Call it in.
- Right.
405
00:38:02,492 --> 00:38:08,283
- Hey, are you ok?
- You should look upstairs.
406
00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,200
Let's get the corners and rub around these.
407
00:38:27,617 --> 00:38:28,950
Thought this was over!
408
00:38:32,283 --> 00:38:33,992
It's all your fault, Sidney.
409
00:38:34,825 --> 00:38:36,283
Just like her mother!
410
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,783
I am sorry of what I said.
411
00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:49,408
- Shouldn't you get that looked at?
- Yeah.
412
00:38:51,825 --> 00:38:57,117
- What the hell happened?
- Ok, I saw him going to that yard, two houses down, right before.
413
00:38:57,317 --> 00:39:00,533
- A-A-And I circled around to cut him off.
- And?
414
00:39:01,325 --> 00:39:06,242
- And I met Hoss coming from the other direction.
- No, he must have circled back around somehow. He's like a ghost.
415
00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:09,908
- Chief, we're sorry.
- We feel terrible.
416
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,283
Alright. Get outta here.
417
00:39:26,783 --> 00:39:30,825
This is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer
webcasting live in our darkest hour.
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00:39:31,025 --> 00:39:34,250
What began as a day of remembrance,
has ended with a serial murder.
419
00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:40,158
Olivia Morris, who officially would never go out
with me, is dead. So is Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper.
420
00:39:40,492 --> 00:39:44,083
Our local legacy, the Stab movies, is coming to life.
421
00:39:44,283 --> 00:39:50,242
- Excuse me, are you recording with that thing?
- My video blog upload. He's webcasting right now.
422
00:39:50,442 --> 00:39:54,658
- Mind turning it off? A little old school, off the record?
- Can't. Owe it to my audience.
423
00:39:54,858 --> 00:39:57,408
- Turn the fucking thing off.
- Ok...
424
00:39:59,325 --> 00:40:03,417
- So, you two are the boys who run the
movie club at Woodsboro High, huh?
425
00:40:03,617 --> 00:40:07,783
- Oh, Charlie rents it. I'm just VP, in case he takes a bullet.
- It's called Cinema Club.
426
00:40:08,408 --> 00:40:14,367
- So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school?
- Maybe.
427
00:40:15,242 --> 00:40:18,542
What if we could catch the killer, by working together?
428
00:40:18,742 --> 00:40:24,158
Two generations of cutting edge journalists
intertwining our passions for media.
429
00:40:25,367 --> 00:40:28,033
- What would you say?
- I love you?
430
00:40:28,825 --> 00:40:36,325
Very good. Now, you give me your expertise on the gore geek
scene at Woodsboro High and maybe I give you something in return
431
00:40:36,783 --> 00:40:44,658
- Say, a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club...by me?
- What about Sidney?
432
00:40:45,992 --> 00:40:48,867
- What about Sidney?
- Hey, you know her, right? I am you're friends with her?
433
00:40:50,075 --> 00:40:56,075
No offense but, that'd be a big deal for some of the club.
A visit from Sidney Prescott, I mean, she's the star.
434
00:40:56,275 --> 00:41:00,158
Uh, yes she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.
435
00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:04,242
- When was the bookshelf in the box office?
- Never.
436
00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:12,325
- There's no broken bones. I think you'll be
fine. Maybe just take a couple weeks off.
437
00:41:15,742 --> 00:41:22,658
So, Sidney...Uh, ouh. Anyway, long story short
, Random wants to lock you into 3 more books, now.
438
00:41:22,992 --> 00:41:26,417
See the blank line in your contract? You can name your phrase.
439
00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:29,917
And as soon as you re clear in this investigation,
we re on the next plane to New York.
440
00:41:30,117 --> 00:41:35,408
- I booked Today, The View, Nancy Grace, MTV News.
- Excuse me, can I...can I ask you a question?
441
00:41:36,325 --> 00:41:40,958
- Did you read my book?
- Thought I'd wait for the movie.
442
00:41:41,158 --> 00:41:52,783
- Book tour is over.
- Sidney. Accept your situation. You re a victim, for life. So, embrace it, use it.
443
00:41:53,658 --> 00:41:57,958
I know you care about your readers. All those little
down-trodden fucks that just need a light at the end of their
444
00:41:58,158 --> 00:42:04,325
tunnels so they don't jump off a bridge. And a lucky break
like this? I am talking a 100 percent increase in sales, minimum.
445
00:42:04,525 --> 00:42:09,575
That's maybe a million more people getting your
message and you get a ton more checks. Win-win.
446
00:42:11,908 --> 00:42:14,492
- I won't be needing you anymore.
- Sidney!
447
00:42:14,692 --> 00:42:16,617
- You re fired.
- Fired?
448
00:42:16,817 --> 00:42:19,700
- Fired!
- Fine.
449
00:42:42,242 --> 00:42:44,200
"What do you think about my book, Rebecca?"
450
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:02,242
The problem of Sidney is she never gets laid.
Or even a little shit faced once in a while.
451
00:43:03,658 --> 00:43:07,117
She'll call me at 9 to apologize. Just watch.
452
00:43:14,283 --> 00:43:21,075
She'll come around. Gotta just give her
time. Sidney will come...around.
453
00:43:33,158 --> 00:43:35,992
- This is Rebecca.
- Sidney Prescott, please.
454
00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:39,825
I am handling Ms Prescott's calls and appearances.
May I take a message?
455
00:43:40,025 --> 00:43:48,917
You are the message. Are you writing this down?
- Yes, I am.
456
00:43:49,117 --> 00:43:53,992
But, it's kinda hard to hear you. I'm in a hospital,
with Sidney. If you can just hang on one second.
457
00:43:54,575 --> 00:43:57,992
I've got time. It's you that doesn't.
458
00:44:05,742 --> 00:44:09,325
You know, Rebecca, it doesn't
sound to me like you re in the hospital.
459
00:44:09,825 --> 00:44:16,533
Sounds like you re in a parking garage.
A dark and deserted parking garage.
460
00:44:18,117 --> 00:44:23,242
But if you wanna be in the hospital, I'd be
happy to put you there. In the morgue!
461
00:45:10,117 --> 00:45:13,700
Help! Help! Save me!
462
00:45:29,325 --> 00:45:32,158
Cut and run, you fucking bastard.
463
00:46:40,825 --> 00:46:47,325
This is an ongoing investigation.
But rest assured, we re pursuing a number of leads.
464
00:46:47,525 --> 00:46:49,658
- Sheriff
- The less I say about that, the better.
465
00:46:50,242 --> 00:46:52,533
So, I'm taking questions.
466
00:46:53,533 --> 00:46:55,450
- Dewey!
- Gale?
467
00:46:55,700 --> 00:47:01,158
Any comment on the fact that these killings seem to
resemble the pattern of the original Woodsboro murders?
468
00:47:01,450 --> 00:47:03,325
Hun? Later!
469
00:47:04,283 --> 00:47:05,367
What was that, Sheriff?
470
00:47:05,617 --> 00:47:09,375
As I was saying...my officers are hard at work.
471
00:47:09,575 --> 00:47:16,242
We just want the community to know that we re very
close to bringing this whole situation under control.
472
00:47:23,492 --> 00:47:26,371
Hey, someone! Get up to the top
of the structure! Go! Go!
473
00:47:26,571 --> 00:47:29,450
- Everyone back! Stay back!
- Back, nobody move!
474
00:47:29,650 --> 00:47:31,575
Jenkins, I want a man on this stairwell.
475
00:47:34,033 --> 00:47:36,575
- You see anybody?
- Nobody out there.
476
00:47:36,992 --> 00:47:38,658
There's nobody out there, Sheriff!
477
00:47:40,450 --> 00:47:44,667
- It's all under control huh, Sheriff?
- But what am I supposed to say?
478
00:47:44,867 --> 00:47:49,367
Listen, I may not be wearing a uniform,
but I happen to have a lead and you don't.
479
00:47:51,033 --> 00:47:53,367
So let me know when you re back on Team Gale.
480
00:47:55,450 --> 00:47:56,908
Move back, I am the Sheriff.
481
00:48:07,408 --> 00:48:12,792
Ok, Cinema Club, we re not in session.
Welcome. I'll tell you a little bit about ourselves.
482
00:48:12,992 --> 00:48:19,950
We re a sanctioned after school activity, one
rung below the Glee club, two above Nintendo Wii Fit
483
00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:25,575
and let me just say to our guest
, Sidney Prescott, it's an honor.
484
00:48:29,075 --> 00:48:33,158
Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis, forget Linda Blair,
I mean, this is the ultimate.
485
00:48:33,658 --> 00:48:40,450
Thanks, I-I guess. This, uhm...you film your entire
High School experience and what, post it on the net?
486
00:48:40,650 --> 00:48:44,292
- Everybody will be doing it someday, Sid.
- It's kind of the one component the killer is missing.
487
00:48:44,492 --> 00:48:51,492
- Wait, what do you mean?
- Well, if you wanna be the new "new version", the killer should be filming the murders.
488
00:48:51,692 --> 00:48:55,929
That's like the natural next step in the psycho
slasher innovation. I mean you film em all real time
489
00:48:56,129 --> 00:49:00,367
- and then before you get caught, you upload em into cyberspace.
- Making your art as immortal as you.
490
00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:02,908
- Not to implicate him...
- Not to implicate me...
491
00:49:03,242 --> 00:49:08,950
- So who do you think is behind the murders?
- Well, it's a Stab fanatic, clearly.
492
00:49:09,283 --> 00:49:12,992
Working on less of a Screquel and more of a Screamake.
- Copyrighted terms, by the way.
493
00:49:13,192 --> 00:49:16,658
Cos all there are now are remakes.
Only horror the studios green-light.
494
00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:21,617
I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed.
The unexpected is the new cliché.
495
00:49:21,817 --> 00:49:24,250
Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence
that blows the doors off
496
00:49:24,450 --> 00:49:28,375
done with some flashy music video direction.
And the kills gotta be way more extreme.
497
00:49:28,575 --> 00:49:33,683
Modern audiences got savvy to the rules of the originals,
so the reversals become the new standard.
498
00:49:33,883 --> 00:49:38,992
In fact, the only surefire way to survive a modern
horror movie, you pretty much have to be gay.
499
00:49:41,950 --> 00:49:48,325
So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake?
- Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.
500
00:49:48,525 --> 00:49:53,367
- Two kids killed in a house while their parents are away.
- And then the school's "hot chick" savaged beyond recognition.
501
00:49:53,567 --> 00:49:55,867
- We all know where it goes from there...
- A party.
502
00:49:56,533 --> 00:50:03,408
- Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third act main cast blood bath.
- Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.
503
00:50:05,742 --> 00:50:10,533
- Ok, do you know of a party that's happening tonight?
- Well, there's Stab- a- thon.
504
00:50:11,783 --> 00:50:17,458
- Stab- a- thon?
- Uh, It's a movie marathon. All 7 Stabs back to back. We do it every year.
505
00:50:17,658 --> 00:50:24,742
- Is tonight? There's a killer out there patterning his murders after the original movie.
- I know, it's pretty wild.
506
00:50:24,942 --> 00:50:26,033
We have to call it off.
507
00:50:26,408 --> 00:50:31,367
- Uhm, ok, I mean, it's Friday. I am sure we re not
the only party that's going on at Woodsboro.
508
00:50:31,567 --> 00:50:35,625
- But where is this circle-jerk gonna take place?
- So, let's ready for this Q&A.
509
00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:41,742
- No, no. I really want the location.
- You know, it's kind of an underground thing. Email invites. Pretty secret.
510
00:50:42,783 --> 00:50:48,950
What, you re not gonna tell me? Really?
We re working together. Remember?
511
00:50:50,325 --> 00:50:53,450
- So you re ready for the Q&A?
- Fuck you. Let's go.
512
00:50:57,783 --> 00:50:58,992
That was awesome.
513
00:50:59,617 --> 00:51:02,408
- Nobody comes to the house unless we say so.
- Got it.
514
00:51:02,608 --> 00:51:04,492
I feel like I'm under house arrest.
515
00:51:19,867 --> 00:51:27,492
You know when people say "I know how you feel", but
you know they re just saying that because they really have no
516
00:51:27,692 --> 00:51:33,825
freaking idea how you feel? I know how you feel.
517
00:51:37,742 --> 00:51:40,242
I am so sorry about Olivia.
518
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,033
I am sorry about your publicist.
519
00:51:52,158 --> 00:51:58,992
How do you handle it, people staring at you all the time?
- People stare at me?
520
00:52:01,075 --> 00:52:06,242
I could never handle that kind of attention.
I just feel like it would take over your whole life.
521
00:52:09,075 --> 00:52:22,450
Uh, all I do is I...try not to think about me.
I have people I care about. I focus on them.
522
00:52:24,325 --> 00:52:27,492
And the rest, uhm, it works out.
523
00:52:29,783 --> 00:52:35,742
You saved my life last night. I mean, I know
we re family but... you heard a thing on me.
524
00:52:37,075 --> 00:52:42,117
Makes me wonder, you know,
if I'd be brave enough to do the same thing.
525
00:52:44,117 --> 00:52:46,700
I really hope you never have to find that out.
526
00:52:50,325 --> 00:52:53,117
Oh, if you need me, you know where to find me.
527
00:52:53,617 --> 00:52:56,700
I'll be up in my cell, oh, I mean, my room.
528
00:53:21,117 --> 00:53:26,867
Our rooms are boarded up. That's the
view from my cell. It's really weird.
529
00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:30,908
I think Olivia would understand, ok?
She'd want me to be around other people.
530
00:53:31,783 --> 00:53:36,158
Holy shit. Even if I did just crash land on planet dork.
531
00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:40,500
Speaking of which, Trevor's here.
- Hey, Kirby.
532
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:45,450
- What is he doing there? That is so not his scene.
- I have no idea, maybe he thought you would be here.
533
00:53:45,742 --> 00:53:50,392
Yeah, fat chance. After what happened last night?
I mean, my mum is just completely freaked out.
534
00:53:50,592 --> 00:53:55,242
- It's not prim.
- Alright, you go do your good girl thing and I'll drink for the both of us.
535
00:53:55,442 --> 00:53:58,617
- I will keep you posted.
- Alright, be safe.
536
00:54:42,825 --> 00:54:47,792
Stab-a-thon!
Stab-a-thon!
537
00:54:47,992 --> 00:54:51,992
- Thank you! Thank you. Gracias. Gracias.
- Shhhh.
538
00:54:53,325 --> 00:54:56,408
Cinema Club thanks you for coming up for our third annual Stab-a-thon.
539
00:54:56,608 --> 00:54:58,375
Thank you, number-3-thon. We thank you in rows.
540
00:54:58,575 --> 00:55:02,450
- Are you ready to drink every time someone can't get a cellphone signal?
- Yeah!
541
00:55:02,742 --> 00:55:08,617
- Are you ready to drink every time someone shuts the refrigerator
door and, oh my God, there's the harmless character right behind it?
542
00:55:08,817 --> 00:55:09,875
Yeah!
543
00:55:10,075 --> 00:55:14,075
- Are you ready to drink every time somebody screams the word...
- No!
544
00:55:14,275 --> 00:55:17,200
Let's get the Stab-athon started!
545
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,617
Ghostface!
546
00:55:35,658 --> 00:55:36,992
Get out in 5!
547
00:55:38,075 --> 00:55:39,408
Move your ass!
548
00:55:39,992 --> 00:55:41,033
Screw you!
549
00:56:17,242 --> 00:56:18,242
Yes!
550
00:56:25,242 --> 00:56:27,367
Uh, Yeah. Back on my game.
551
00:56:29,283 --> 00:56:32,533
Perfect. New work in progress, chapter 1.
552
00:56:32,867 --> 00:56:39,575
When I moved to Woodsboro, I never in a million
years dreamed that I would again play the critical role...
553
00:56:39,775 --> 00:56:42,158
...in solving another series of these...
554
00:56:50,825 --> 00:56:51,950
What the hell?
555
00:57:15,492 --> 00:57:19,117
- Gale, where are you?
- I followed the kids to the Stab-a-thon.
556
00:57:19,367 --> 00:57:26,117
There's an old abandoned farm on 4th Dylan Road.
Listen, I-I got it under surveillance, but I think the killer is about to make his move.
557
00:57:26,658 --> 00:57:32,575
- What makes you so sure?
- You do a remake to outdo the original, that's what the kids said.
558
00:57:32,775 --> 00:57:36,950
This party is all about the Stab movies.
Come on, how meta can you get?
559
00:57:37,450 --> 00:57:41,075
- How "what the.." can you get?
- I dunno, I heard em say it.
560
00:57:41,492 --> 00:57:47,825
- Dewey, listen to me, you have to get out here.
Come on, you catch the killer, I get the story. It's a win-win.
561
00:57:48,025 --> 00:57:52,658
- Well, I thought you were going rogue, Gale.
- Oh come..are you serious? C'mon!
562
00:57:53,742 --> 00:57:59,700
- Forget it. Thanks for having faith in me! I gotta fix my equipment.
- Gale!
563
00:58:02,492 --> 00:58:03,492
Shit.
564
00:58:18,617 --> 00:58:25,575
Bravo, well...very well done, very, I'm very impressed.
Kind of. Kinda impressed. Not Really.
565
00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:27,583
- That'll do.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
566
00:58:27,783 --> 00:58:30,117
- Yeah, she wants you.
- Yeah. Yeah.
567
00:58:32,950 --> 00:58:35,533
Nooooooo!
568
00:58:37,950 --> 00:58:38,783
Ghostface...
569
00:58:47,908 --> 00:58:50,242
- Hello?
- Hello.
570
00:58:51,242 --> 00:58:55,242
- Who is this?
- Were you expecting somebody now?
571
00:59:02,575 --> 00:59:06,075
You know, I don't even know you...
- ...and I dislike you already.
572
00:59:06,367 --> 00:59:10,242
- Hicks, how far are you from 4th Dylan Road?
- 5 minutes at the most, Sir.
573
00:59:10,442 --> 00:59:10,992
Well, step on it.
574
00:59:13,408 --> 00:59:14,658
Look out your window.
575
01:00:00,075 --> 01:00:02,408
Gale! Gale, behind you!
576
01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:15,242
No!
577
01:00:19,242 --> 01:00:20,075
Gale!
578
01:00:35,617 --> 01:00:36,450
Freeze!
579
01:00:50,242 --> 01:00:51,825
Get out of the way, you morons!
580
01:00:57,367 --> 01:00:58,242
Dammit.
581
01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:04,750
- Ok, put pressure on that.
- Did you catch him?
582
01:01:04,950 --> 01:01:10,200
- No, hopefully your cameras got something.
- They weren't the only ones, Dewey.
583
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,492
- What?
- There's a webcam... set back there.
584
01:01:13,692 --> 01:01:16,283
- He was watching me.
- A webcam?
585
01:01:16,742 --> 01:01:19,325
- He's recording the murders.
- What?
586
01:01:19,825 --> 01:01:23,200
This time... he's making the movie.
587
01:01:27,783 --> 01:01:31,992
This Sidney Prescott detail man, I don't like it.
588
01:01:32,742 --> 01:01:34,825
The cops scouting the house, they always get it.
589
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,742
What are you talking about?
- It's a movie cop rule.
590
01:01:39,158 --> 01:01:44,783
Sucks to be a cop in a movie. Unless you re Bruce Willis.
- Not all cops die in movies.
591
01:01:45,408 --> 01:01:48,950
No, but if it's your last day before retirement you do.
592
01:01:49,742 --> 01:01:52,533
If you re a rookie, some with a wife
who's pregnant, you do.
593
01:01:54,075 --> 01:01:58,158
Or if your partner is better looking than you,
you do, and by the way, I win that one.
594
01:02:00,367 --> 01:02:03,158
You know what, I'll take the next perimeter. I'll be right back.
595
01:02:05,533 --> 01:02:06,125
Shit.
596
01:02:06,325 --> 01:02:11,208
- I know this one, you re not supposed to say that, are you?
- Eh, new decade, new rules.
597
01:02:11,408 --> 01:02:17,533
You know, these days, you might come back, find me
dead. Eyes gouged out, tongue sticking out. Could go either way.
598
01:02:17,733 --> 01:02:21,242
- I gotta learn this shit.
- Eh, I'll take this one.
599
01:02:23,658 --> 01:02:28,867
- Hey, Hoss. Be careful.
- I am always careful.
600
01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,450
Dead man walking.
601
01:03:24,658 --> 01:03:32,075
- Perkins, was there a window open on your
last perimeter check? Perkins, come in. Over.
602
01:04:03,075 --> 01:04:03,575
Anthony?
603
01:04:05,867 --> 01:04:06,367
Perkins?
604
01:04:12,033 --> 01:04:15,908
- Dammit.
- You should have seen the look on your face, rookie.
605
01:04:18,242 --> 01:04:20,242
Hoss! What the fuck!
606
01:04:22,367 --> 01:04:23,408
Holy shit...
607
01:04:34,158 --> 01:04:34,950
Hoss!
608
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,167
Fuck Bruce Willis!
609
01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:26,792
- Sorry. The wind chimes were over here.
- It was me, I was trying to fix em, sorry.
610
01:05:28,667 --> 01:05:31,708
- I am just back the store.
- Were you shopping?
611
01:05:32,042 --> 01:05:36,167
A stress buster. I got one more bag
in the car. I'll be right back.
612
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:03,875
Jill, you re gonna get that?
613
01:06:08,292 --> 01:06:11,342
- Roberts residence.
- You re a survivor, aren't you, Sidney?
614
01:06:11,542 --> 01:06:16,917
Your one and only skill: You survive.
Well, I have one question for you.
615
01:06:17,542 --> 01:06:22,125
What good did to be a survivor in this little drama if everyone close to you is dead?
616
01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:25,425
- Who are you?
- Turn on the TV to channel 6.
617
01:06:25,625 --> 01:06:29,083
- Who the fuck are you?
- Turn it on. Watch the teaser.
618
01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:36,758
...But it nearly turned deadly tonight, with the latest
victim of this attack being the wife of the Woodsboro Sheriff...
619
01:06:36,958 --> 01:06:44,167
...Gale Riley, AKA Gale Weathers, who's in serious condition
tonight after being stabbed. Her assailant then disappeared...
620
01:06:44,367 --> 01:06:49,008
in a sea of identic...
- Glad you came home, Sidney. Has it been worth it yet?
621
01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:56,250
- Why are you doing this?
- Ah, friends count, but it's the family ties that cut deep. Am I right?
622
01:06:56,917 --> 01:07:02,542
- What do you mean?
- The ones you care about most. And what's closer than family?
623
01:07:02,742 --> 01:07:04,417
- The bond of blood.
- Don't.
624
01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:08,833
You can't save them. All you can do is watch.
625
01:07:10,292 --> 01:07:11,042
Jill!
626
01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:31,383
- Kate!
- Sid?
627
01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:33,383
- She's not in her room.
- Oh my God.
628
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,792
She's gone at Kirby's. You gotta call her, get her back here.
- Ok.
629
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:40,083
- Come on, Jill!
- Leave a message.
630
01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:46,333
- She's not picking up. What's going on?
- The killer called, he's coming after me. But he wants my family first.
631
01:07:46,533 --> 01:07:48,042
- Oh God, Jill...
- Let's get the cops.
632
01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:49,875
- The cops aren't there.
- What?
633
01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:53,333
They were there when I first came in, but they re not there now.
- Let's get to Kirby's.
634
01:07:57,667 --> 01:07:58,667
Out the front.
635
01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:09,625
Press up on the bottom. Can you?
636
01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:16,917
Let's get out of here.
637
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,917
Kate, come on! Kate!
638
01:08:32,667 --> 01:08:37,208
- Tell Jill I am so sorry...
- No, no, no, no, shhhh...
639
01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:49,417
Kate...
640
01:09:06,125 --> 01:09:10,125
- Hicks. What are you doing?
- I just saw somebody coming around the side of the house.
641
01:09:10,208 --> 01:09:12,125
Where are Hoss and Perkins?
I couldn't get em on the radio.
642
01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:19,042
- Whose blood is that?
- Is...Is Kate's, we were just attacked. She's dead.
643
01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:21,292
- Where is she?
- The front door.
644
01:09:21,792 --> 01:09:23,083
- Show me.
- Ok.
645
01:09:27,958 --> 01:09:29,000
- Stay here.
- Ok.
646
01:09:35,292 --> 01:09:40,708
This is Deputy Hicks. I've got a homicide at the
Roberts residence. No sign of Perkins or Hoss.
647
01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:43,667
- Copy that. We'll try to locate em.
- I'm so sorry.
648
01:09:55,417 --> 01:10:01,875
You're gonna be fine, alright? I swear.
No more on your own. It's you and me, forever.
649
01:10:04,458 --> 01:10:05,208
Easy.
650
01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:08,375
- Dewey.
- Yeah?
651
01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:13,000
Promise me something.
- Anything.
652
01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:19,625
- Catch that motherfucker.
- Absolutely. I love you.
653
01:10:19,825 --> 01:10:20,542
I love you.
654
01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:27,258
- It was chaos. Utter chaos.
- I can't believe that.
655
01:10:27,458 --> 01:10:31,833
The Sheriff's wife, man. She told us to cancel it
and we didn't and now this? What are we supposed to do?
656
01:10:32,033 --> 01:10:33,833
Robbie, calm down. It makes sense.
657
01:10:34,250 --> 01:10:36,917
- This is about the reboots too.
They-they-they one up the original ending.
658
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:43,083
- "The Woodsboro murders" ended at a party, so in the remake...
- ...The party is the false ending. New rules.
659
01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:47,333
- Exactly.
- Ok, no offense guys but I'm gonna put in Stab 7.
660
01:10:47,533 --> 01:10:49,125
- Yes...
- Nobody cancels my film festival.
661
01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:55,083
Wohaa, I don't wanna watch that. Not after what happened to Olivia.
- Oh, come on. It was her favorite.
662
01:10:55,283 --> 01:10:58,467
Oh, wow Kirby. You have some classics here.
- Yep.
663
01:10:58,667 --> 01:11:04,500
"Suspiria","Don't look now"...
- You know it. I can trivia your ass under the table, cinema boy.
664
01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:08,750
Oh, yeah? Who played Leatherface first?
- Gunnar Hansen.
665
01:11:08,950 --> 01:11:11,625
Wow, did you feel that?
666
01:11:13,167 --> 01:11:17,917
- The charge that moved between us, then?
- Oh, that was me. I have powers.
667
01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:19,542
So sexy...
668
01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:25,833
You guys are unbelievable. You re playing fucking trivia games?
The cops are gonna come for us, they are gonna shut down my website.
669
01:11:26,033 --> 01:11:27,967
- We re so dead!
- Yeah. I agree.
670
01:11:28,167 --> 01:11:33,458
- Jesus Christ, where did you come from?
- The front door. By the way Kirby, with everything that's going on right now...
671
01:11:33,658 --> 01:11:37,625
...you probably shouldn't leave that unlocked.
- Sorry...
672
01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:43,958
- And...May I ask what the hell are you doing here?
- Why, didn't I find the after-party?
673
01:11:44,417 --> 01:11:50,292
- No, you found the Anti-party and it's invitation only.
- Yeah, well, I got an invitation. From Jill.
674
01:11:52,667 --> 01:11:56,500
So, what's the story?
- What?
675
01:11:57,125 --> 01:12:02,425
- You sent me a text message.After-party at
Kirby's house. I mean, it was from your phone.
676
01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:10,458
What do you mean, from my phone? Oh, where is
my phone? I think I left it in your car, I didn't text him.
677
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,750
I didn't text you. And I'll prove it!
678
01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:21,833
So, Charlie, Robbie, how does it feel
to be accessories to a crime, huh?
679
01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:25,833
- I mean, really? Dewey's wife?
- My life is over.
680
01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:28,792
So which one of you guys sent me a text
message from Jill's phone, huh?
681
01:12:31,583 --> 01:12:36,500
- W-We re just supposed to accept that you re telling the truth?
- Isn't your phone missing?
682
01:12:37,708 --> 01:12:41,875
- Got a new one.
- Really? Oh, that's incredibly convenient.
683
01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:45,625
Dewey, it's Hicks.
- What's up?
684
01:12:46,708 --> 01:12:48,133
- Kate Roberts is dead.
- Huh?
685
01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:52,458
- And Sidney fled the scene.
- What, what happened to Kate?
686
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,625
- She was stabbed, just like the others.
- And what about Jill?
687
01:12:56,042 --> 01:12:59,583
- No sign of her at all
- Where the hell were Hoss and Perkins?
688
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:05,542
They were found dead in their car two blocks away.
Multiple stab wounds.
689
01:13:06,542 --> 01:13:11,208
Ok. I'm on my way.
- Yes, Sir.
690
01:13:19,083 --> 01:13:21,750
- Wrong number.
- Who was that?
691
01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:24,250
- Oh, nobody.
- Did you pick a movie?
692
01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:29,958
- Yeah, we re gonna go scary: Saw IV.
- Oh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks.
693
01:13:30,158 --> 01:13:33,375
It's not scary, it's gross. I hate all that torture porn shit.
694
01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:35,333
Why, angry feel.
695
01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:41,233
- Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively.
- But she don't give a shit who dies...
696
01:13:41,433 --> 01:13:46,292
...cos there's no character to fill a man.
It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing...
697
01:13:56,917 --> 01:13:59,542
Charlie, you wanna sit next to me?
698
01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:17,000
Alright...Get ready for a Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer extra.
Now tonight, there is a good chance that Charlie Walker,
699
01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:28,917
yes, my Charlie Walker, may get lucky with a girl. Now I'm unable to
, to publish my exact location, however, suffice it to say...
700
01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:34,958
Woodsboro High may be in store for some geek history. We'll see.
701
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,167
Hello?
702
01:14:53,542 --> 01:14:54,708
Who's there?
703
01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:01,958
Oh my God.
704
01:15:15,917 --> 01:15:18,708
- Where are you going?
- To make sure the front door is locked.
705
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:24,083
- No, don't open it.
- You're overreacting.
706
01:15:26,958 --> 01:15:27,958
Hey, Charlie.
- Yeah?
707
01:15:30,042 --> 01:15:36,625
I'm sorry, I know you re into the movie and all
, but...now would be a really good time to make a move.
708
01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:41,625
- For me to make a move?
- Mhh mhh.
709
01:15:43,958 --> 01:15:47,125
- Couldn't you make a move?
- I just did.
710
01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:57,125
Cos you re actually pretty cute. Especially
when I'm scared...and lonely...and drunk.
711
01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:08,042
Ehi, guys. Did...did you see Jill, coming? I didn't see her outside.
- Yes, Trevor. She is upstairs.
712
01:16:08,583 --> 01:16:11,583
Thank God you re here to protect her when you can't even find her.
713
01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:18,842
- There's nobody out here.
- Oh, dude. I love this part of the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
714
01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:23,500
- What is it say?
- Just when you think they're all safe and comfortable in the house
715
01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:26,292
Ghostface comes in and bang!
716
01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:38,750
- Did I interrupt something for you? Shut the fuck up.
- Who invited you, Trevor?
717
01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:43,292
Alright. Clearly not you. Wow.
718
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:48,667
- I'm moving upstairs.
- Get out of my house!
719
01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:57,417
Ehi, ok, I'm a little drunk so, don't blame your Internet connection.
720
01:16:58,750 --> 01:17:04,167
Let's see what Charlie is up to, shall we?
Or the saga of Trevor and Jill...
721
01:17:04,542 --> 01:17:08,583
Oh, intrigue of Woodsboro High.
Who needs to kill around with so much drama?
722
01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:24,667
Oh, man...
723
01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:29,333
Yeah... That's better.
724
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:46,458
Wait, no! You can't, you can't, there's rules.
725
01:17:46,542 --> 01:17:50,958
I-I-I'm gay, I'm gay. I mean, if it helps...
726
01:17:58,083 --> 01:18:01,441
...some random girl who gets a call that
undoubtedly ends up getting her killed.
727
01:18:01,641 --> 01:18:05,000
It's all so predictable. There's no
element of surprise. You can see ev...
728
01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:26,917
Kirby! So, my phone was up in your room.
There was no text message sent to Trevor. He is such a liar.
729
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,917
- Where is he?
- What do you mean, where is he, he just went upstairs looking for you.
730
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:41,667
- He's not upstairs.
- Trevor! Charlie! Robbie!
731
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,167
Maybe they are outside.
732
01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:50,542
Jill... No, it's ok, just I need you to come with me.
Sidney! I am sorry, I should have told you and mom where I was going.
733
01:18:50,742 --> 01:18:55,125
Come with me right now, ok?
Run.
734
01:18:55,417 --> 01:18:56,167
Robbie!
735
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:00,500
Go!
736
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:04,875
Sidney!
737
01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:08,167
Come on!
738
01:19:12,125 --> 01:19:14,083
- The balcony!
- There's no other way out?
739
01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:20,967
- We can jump?
- It's two stories. Where's your cell? Get under the bed.
740
01:19:21,167 --> 01:19:24,500
- What?
- Just do what I say. Get under the bed and don't make a sound and don't come out till I come get you.
741
01:19:24,700 --> 01:19:26,292
- Just go. Trust me!
- Ok.
742
01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:37,750
You got it? You ok? Jill, run. Just keep running. Get out!
743
01:20:04,042 --> 01:20:05,050
- Hello?
- Dewey!
744
01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:09,250
- Sidney, where are you?
- I'm at Kirby's. The killer is here, I need your help.
745
01:20:09,450 --> 01:20:10,833
- I'm on my way.
- Ok.
746
01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:15,292
Sid! Sidney!
747
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:20,625
- I need all units to 329 Whispering Lane.
- All units! 329 Whispering Lane!
748
01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:46,000
Sorry, it's just me. Look, I tried to call 911
with the land line instead, but someone smashed the router.
749
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,125
I think I called them myself
- Well, where's Jill?
750
01:20:49,542 --> 01:20:51,583
Go, go, go, go!
751
01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:58,042
- There's a room down there. We can lock ourselves in.
752
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:01,708
- I heard you yelling to Jill. Did she get away?
- I think she's safe.
753
01:21:09,917 --> 01:21:12,333
- Kirby, let me in!
- Charlie...
754
01:21:14,917 --> 01:21:19,250
No, no, no, no, no, don't. I just found Robbie.
It's...It's just his blood, please.
755
01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:23,708
- Please, there is someone else out here. Let me in.
- If you can't trust him, don't open the door.
756
01:21:25,667 --> 01:21:28,833
- My God! Let me in!
- Get away from the door, Charlie.
757
01:21:29,292 --> 01:21:33,167
- Kirby, it's me! Please let me in!
- Get away from the door, Charlie!
758
01:21:33,367 --> 01:21:38,333
- It's me!
- I'm sorry, I can't...
759
01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:41,417
What the fuck...
- I am sorry.
760
01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:43,625
Behind you! Look out!
761
01:21:46,375 --> 01:21:48,583
No, no, no, no, no!
762
01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:51,500
Kirby!
763
01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:05,167
Oh, no, God, no. He's...Leave him alone!
764
01:22:06,125 --> 01:22:07,500
Leave him alone!
765
01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:19,000
- It's Charlie's phone.
- Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight. Tell Sidney it's all because of her.
766
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:24,550
- Or maybe she wants into his place. I promise to be quick.
- It's him.
767
01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:29,125
Ok, I'm gonna get Jill, she should be in the same place.
Just-just keep him on the phone, I'll be right back ok?
768
01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:38,542
- Let him go, please...
- I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like em so much as him?
769
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:45,625
- Forget watching Stab. You get to live it.
- No, no, no, no, no. He's the expert, it's not me.
770
01:22:45,825 --> 01:22:50,008
- Warm up question: Jason's weapon?
- Uh, it's a machete.
771
01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:56,333
- There, you see? You do know the genre. Michael Mayers?
- Uh, butcher knife.
772
01:22:56,533 --> 01:22:58,925
- Leatherface?
- A chainsaw. Please...
773
01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:02,925
- Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?
- Uh, uh, razor hands.
774
01:23:03,125 --> 01:23:08,833
- Name the movie that started the slasher craze: "Halloween",
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "The Last House on the Left" or "Psycho"?
775
01:23:09,033 --> 01:23:13,633
- "Psycho".
- None of the above. "Peeping Tom". 1960, directed by Michael Powell.
776
01:23:13,833 --> 01:23:19,342
- First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.
- Wait, wait. No, no, no, no.
777
01:23:19,542 --> 01:23:27,625
- Please, just ask me one more question, just one more.
- Alright, Kirby. Then it's time for your last chance question.
778
01:23:27,825 --> 01:23:32,258
- Name the remake of the groundbreaking
horror movie in which the villain...
779
01:23:32,458 --> 01:23:39,375
"Halloween", "Texas Chainsaw", "Dawn of the Dead",
"The Hills Have Eyes", "The Amityville Horror", "The Last House on the Left"
780
01:23:39,575 --> 01:23:45,250
"Friday the 13th", "A Nightmare on Elm Street",
"My Bloody Valentine", "When a Stranger Calls", "Prom Night"
781
01:23:45,450 --> 01:23:52,750
"Black Christmas", "House of Wax", "The Fog", uh,
"Piranha". It's one of those, right? Right?!
782
01:24:00,583 --> 01:24:03,958
I got it right. I was fucking right!
783
01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:05,000
Jill?
784
01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:23,875
- I won, Charlie. I fucking won. I won. He tried to beat me, but I fucking won.
- It's so great...
785
01:24:28,042 --> 01:24:35,625
- Wait, I'm almost there. Just hang tight.
- Kirby? This is making a move.
786
01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:45,500
- 4 years of classes together and you notice me now?
You stupid bitch! It's too late!
787
01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:52,175
- Shh, shhhh, I know, I know. It's ok, take your time.
788
01:24:52,375 --> 01:24:57,292
- Doesn't happen as fast as it does in the movies, honey.
- Charlie...
789
01:25:24,375 --> 01:25:25,208
Kirby?
790
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,375
You know, you learn the law when you
watch the movies over and over.
791
01:25:32,875 --> 01:25:34,750
All the plots are about trying to kill you.
792
01:25:36,750 --> 01:25:41,167
- Where's Jill?
- Oh, you think she's gonna get away? You think anyone gets away?
793
01:25:51,667 --> 01:25:55,792
- Jill?
- Hello, Sidney. Surprised?
794
01:25:56,625 --> 01:26:04,167
Watch this. This is the part when,
dear cousin, the cameras...turn off.
795
01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:10,583
- Charlie?
- Want her taken care of.
796
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:16,250
Then I got great footage in my Robbie kill.
Better than Jenny and Marnie or Olivia even.
797
01:26:16,450 --> 01:26:19,292
Good. We'll cut and upload it later.
Make it all traceable to Trevor.
798
01:26:19,492 --> 01:26:25,333
Speaking of which...Remind you of anything?
799
01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:28,008
- Jill, please...
- Shut up! Dick.
800
01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:32,717
- Everything I learned, I learned from you.
- You think you had a shitty boyfriend, Sidney?
801
01:26:32,917 --> 01:26:41,708
Here's one that fucks you, dumps you and doesn't even make you famous.
- What the fuck, Jill, I loved you!
802
01:26:41,908 --> 01:26:43,958
- Shut the fuck up, already!
803
01:26:46,875 --> 01:26:49,708
Sure those cops wanted you to have this, Jill. For your protection.
804
01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:51,583
Put it dow...
805
01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:59,858
- Ehi, please.
- Shouldn't have killed all those people; Trev. Gone and put it on video even.
806
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:04,733
- But it means a lot that you did it for me.
- What the fuck are you talking about?
807
01:27:04,933 --> 01:27:07,775
I am NOT the girl you cheat on.
808
01:27:13,067 --> 01:27:18,067
- I've gone thru everything. We're definitely good on timeline.
- Oh, yeah. We're perfect.
809
01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:19,733
No, no, no. Please.
810
01:27:27,192 --> 01:27:28,525
Ready for act 3?
811
01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:35,817
- Have figured it out yet, Sidney? Keeping it to our
remake theme, Trevor is this generation's Billy Loomis
812
01:27:36,067 --> 01:27:38,642
and we're the innocent victims: Sidney and Randy.
813
01:27:38,842 --> 01:27:45,142
See, with you, the world just heard about
what happened but with us, they're gonna see it.
814
01:27:45,342 --> 01:27:51,425
It's gonna be a worldwide sensation. And people gotta
see this shit. It's not like anyone reads anymore.
815
01:27:54,133 --> 01:27:58,717
I gonna know fame like you never even dreamed of.
816
01:27:59,508 --> 01:28:12,508
Last two teenagers standing. This time Randy gets the girl.
You're amazing. And you're the perfect victim.
817
01:28:13,258 --> 01:28:23,258
I was so believable today, wasn't I? I mean, I told so many lies,
I actually started to believe them. I really think that I was born for this.
818
01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:29,967
- How could you do this?
- Do you know what it was like growing up in this family?
819
01:28:30,217 --> 01:28:38,300
Related to you? I mean, all I ever heard was:
Sidney this and Sidney that, and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.
820
01:28:38,758 --> 01:28:46,342
- You were always so fucking special! Well, now I am the special one.
- You'll slip, they always do.
821
01:28:47,758 --> 01:29:02,675
- Come on, Charlie. Let's go on with this. You have to be strong and hold still. Ok?
- Yeah, yeah, old school, like Billy and Stu. Come on, baby, get it up. Come on.
822
01:29:03,758 --> 01:29:06,300
Shoulder me, shoulder me, shoulder me. Get it up!
823
01:29:12,675 --> 01:29:14,142
Not the way we rehearsed it.
824
01:29:14,342 --> 01:29:17,717
You said it, Charlie: Billy and Stu. Trevor and you.
825
01:29:19,050 --> 01:29:30,925
What the media really loves, baby, is a sole survivor. Just ask you
know who. Trevor was your partner and you, you were the idea man.
826
01:29:41,008 --> 01:29:51,050
- Even your friends?
- My friends? What world are you living in? I don't need friends. I need fans.
827
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:59,508
Don't you get it?! This has never been
about killing you. It's about...becoming you.
828
01:30:00,175 --> 01:30:05,967
I mean, for fuck's sake, my own mother had to die,
no great loss there, so I could stay true to the original.
829
01:30:06,550 --> 01:30:15,050
It's sick, right? Well sick is the new sane.
You had your 15 minutes, no I want mine!
830
01:30:16,050 --> 01:30:25,846
I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go to college, grad school, work?
Look around, we all live in public now, we re all on the Internet.
831
01:30:26,046 --> 01:30:35,842
How do you think people become famous anymore? You don't have
to achieve anything. You just gotta have fucked up shit happen to you.
832
01:30:36,758 --> 01:30:45,967
So, you do have to die Sid. Those are the rules. New movie, new
franchise. There's only room for one lead and, let's face it,
833
01:30:46,167 --> 01:30:48,800
your ingenue days, they are over.
834
01:30:55,425 --> 01:30:57,425
Don't tell me you didn't know this day would come.
835
01:32:17,633 --> 01:32:19,717
Oh, fuck!
836
01:33:40,383 --> 01:33:41,633
Come on! Let's move in!
837
01:33:52,050 --> 01:33:54,467
- Check the rooms, both sides and upstairs.
- Yes Ma'm.
838
01:34:12,425 --> 01:34:30,842
Jill can you give us a description...Over
here...Jill...Jill, how does it feel to be a hero?..
839
01:34:42,300 --> 01:34:48,767
- Jill. You made it. That's all that matters.
- True, Charlie and Trev tried to kill me.
840
01:34:48,967 --> 01:34:57,758
And I heard they killed my mom. And Robbie and Kirby too.
- Shhh. Just lay back. Try to rest.
841
01:34:59,842 --> 01:35:04,342
- Is-is your wife...
- She's gonna be fine. She's tough.
842
01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:15,675
If I ever write a book one day I'd, I'd want her to write it with me.
It'd be a good team with our matching wounds and all.
843
01:35:18,842 --> 01:35:30,300
We're survivors now. I just wish Sidney was too.
- Jill, they re not sure yet. It's still touch and go.
844
01:35:31,342 --> 01:35:35,883
But she's in ICU (intensive care unit) and
they think Sidney just might make it.
845
01:35:37,342 --> 01:35:46,008
What? I mean, I saw Trevor kill her.
- Look, we don't know yet. But she's hanging on.
846
01:35:49,258 --> 01:35:58,258
I-I-I wanna se her.
- She's not awake yet. And, she may not remember anything. You'll have to help her with that.
847
01:35:59,717 --> 01:36:02,842
All in time. Just get some rest now, ok?
848
01:36:51,842 --> 01:36:56,725
- She gonna be ok?
- Yeah, she's a strong kid.
849
01:36:56,925 --> 01:37:05,717
- She's gonna have to be.
- She asked if you were ok. She thinks you guys should write a book together.
850
01:37:05,917 --> 01:37:09,508
- With your matching wounds.
- Why, she was stabbed in the shoulder?
851
01:37:13,842 --> 01:37:21,675
- How did she know I was too?
- Shit!
852
01:37:28,425 --> 01:37:37,758
You just won't die, will ya? Who are you,
Michael fucking Mayers? Yeah, I don't think so.
853
01:37:43,133 --> 01:37:44,800
Fucking die already!
854
01:38:08,425 --> 01:38:09,967
How are those stitches?
855
01:38:15,217 --> 01:38:16,092
Sidney!
856
01:38:20,508 --> 01:38:24,217
- Hicks, get to the Sidney Prescott's room and call for backup!
- Be right up, Sir.
857
01:38:32,758 --> 01:38:36,217
- Sid? Sid.
- Dewey!
858
01:38:55,133 --> 01:39:01,550
Is this how it's gonna be, Sid? The ending of the movie was
supposed to be at the house. I mean, this is just...silly.
859
01:39:02,092 --> 01:39:07,300
Consider this an alternate ending. You're not gonna get out of this, Jill.
860
01:39:07,500 --> 01:39:08,717
- Of course I will.
- Dewey?
861
01:39:10,717 --> 01:39:11,383
Sid...
862
01:39:12,592 --> 01:39:19,175
- Easy..Wait, wait. What about the book?
- Looks like I'll just have to write it myself.
863
01:39:21,425 --> 01:39:22,467
Goddammit!
864
01:39:24,758 --> 01:39:27,758
Don't even think about shooting or I'll blow Dewey's head off.
865
01:39:28,675 --> 01:39:32,717
- What, you think I won't do it? Give me your gun!
- Do it.
866
01:39:42,925 --> 01:39:47,300
You just had to be the hero, huh? Give me your gun.
867
01:39:50,092 --> 01:39:54,467
What are you, deaf? Give me...your gun.
868
01:40:02,133 --> 01:40:08,925
- And get up. And keep your hands over your head.
- Don't do anything stupi...
869
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:12,842
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
870
01:40:13,550 --> 01:40:16,758
- Oh, God...
- Now, get up bitch.
871
01:40:17,342 --> 01:40:21,808
- Ok.
- Get up. Now!
872
01:40:22,008 --> 01:40:37,133
- Ok...
- Come on. Let's go. Get your skinny ass out here.
873
01:40:38,550 --> 01:40:43,925
- Ok...
- I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off.
874
01:40:44,967 --> 01:40:52,925
Ok, but can I just have one final word?
- What? Please?
875
01:40:55,508 --> 01:40:56,300
- No...
876
01:40:59,508 --> 01:41:01,342
- Clear.
- Clear?
877
01:41:01,842 --> 01:41:02,467
Clear!
878
01:41:08,342 --> 01:41:12,217
You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill: Don't fuck with the original.
879
01:41:17,092 --> 01:41:20,758
- Oh my God, Dewey.
- Uh, what hit me?
880
01:41:21,342 --> 01:41:26,008
Don't ask. You ok?
881
01:41:29,300 --> 01:41:34,592
- She was standing right behind?
- They always are.
882
01:41:47,550 --> 01:41:51,050
- Oh, God...
- Nice one.
883
01:41:53,050 --> 01:41:59,133
- Hicks, you're alive?
- Wear the vest, save your chest.
884
01:42:02,133 --> 01:42:07,842
I got two officers down, several injuries and a new suspect.
885
01:42:09,967 --> 01:42:12,300
We need a doctor, Goddammit!
886
01:42:13,175 --> 01:42:15,467
I dunno about you, but I feel a whole lot better.
887
01:42:19,425 --> 01:42:25,717
We're live at Woodsboro Community Hospital,
awaiting a first public statement from Jill Roberts, survivor.
888
01:42:25,917 --> 01:42:30,217
...a survivor of what is now being called "the Woodsboro Massacre reboot"...
889
01:42:30,417 --> 01:42:33,600
...Jill Roberts is her name. A name the whole world will now know...
890
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:38,767
...who single-handedly put a stop to this 21st century Woodsboro killing spree...
891
01:42:38,967 --> 01:42:47,508
...Jill Roberts of Woodsboro, a girl who's lifted all our spirits tonight.
An American hero, right out of the movies.