1 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:41,400 Mr. Rachid Abdoul Mohamed Benassem, 2 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:48,800 Do you agree to marry Ms Isabelle Susanne Marie Verneuil ? 3 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:53,500 Yes. - Ms. Isabelle Susanne Marie Verneuil 4 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:59,900 Do you agree to marry Mr. Rachid Abdoul Mohamed? 5 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,900 Yes. 6 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:06,700 In the name of the law I now pronounce you man and wife. 7 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,080 ONE YEAR LATER 8 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,080 STILL at the city hall of Chinon 9 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,600 Ms. Odile Huguette Marie Verneuil 10 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,080 Do you agree to marry 11 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:27,040 Mr. David Maurice Isaac Bénichou ? 12 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:31,040 Yes. - Then I now pronounce you man and wife. 13 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,960 ONE YEAR LATER 14 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,680 STILL at the city hall of Chinon 15 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:46,160 Mademoiselle Ségolène Chantal Marie Verneuil 16 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,680 do you agree to marry 17 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:52,320 Mr. Chao Pierre Paul Ling? 18 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:57,680 Yes. -Then I now pronounce you man and wife. 19 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,400 Smile everyone! 20 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,040 I see two who do not smile! 21 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,040 Perfect. Don't move! 22 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:19,840 "What did we do to God?" (Serial bad weddings) 23 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,800 Paris, six months later... 24 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:27,600 It's going to be a bloodbath! - No they got the best Rabbi. 25 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:33,120 He'll cut my grandson's penis! - Please Claude... 26 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,280 Make an effort! I would prefer to be in Chinon right now too! 27 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,480 I'm not sure I can watch it! 28 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:45,440 I watched an awful documentary on TV about female genital mutilations in Mali and I... 29 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,120 Hello everybody. - Hello Marie, hello Claude. 30 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,680 How was your trip? - Good thank you. 31 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:58,720 I look like a tank! - No you look radiant. Sublime! 32 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:03,360 Did you chose a name? - No we haven't decided yet. 33 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:07,600 We're hesitating between Antoine, Lucas or ... - Mahmoud. 34 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,320 Mahmoud? 35 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:15,120 Yeah I like Mahmoud. What about you? 36 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:20,320 All of them are nice... I probably prefer Lucas and Antoine tho... 37 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,760 Me too... Mahmoud it's not an easy name... 38 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,400 It sounds like mammoth! 39 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,000 Great atmosphere... 40 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,760 You're silly! - He almost had a heart attack! 41 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,880 I swear I have not converted to Judaism! 42 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,440 I hope you didn't! - Why don't you baptize him? 43 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,480 Benjamin may like to be Catholic later! 44 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:51,760 Mom, for the last time.... circumcision doesn't makes him a Jew. And it is hygienic! 45 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:55,360 so you avoid infections. - Mine is still intact and I'm totally healthy. 46 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,720 Claude please! - Hello dear father and mother in-law! 47 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,560 Good luck.... 48 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,360 Listen Chao, stop calling me like that! It makes me nervous. 49 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:07,680 I'm sorry I won't do it again. - Hi honey.. 50 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,760 Hey Marie. - Hey Chao. 51 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,320 When do you go back to Chinon? - Tomorrow night. 52 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,880 Let's have a family lunch tomorrow! 53 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,360 Great idea! I will cook a specialty from my country. 54 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,440 A steamed Dim Zum! 55 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,440 It was a joke... - It is going to start!!! 56 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,640 Circumcision... - No need to rush... 57 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,640 Those lame jokes... - This Thai accent was so stupid... 58 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,880 Ah ok ... 59 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,800 Ugh! Poor little baby! It's really horrible. 60 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,880 Weird taste....This champagne must be kosher. 61 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:13,520 It's itching ! Finish your glass I want to shower in the hotel! 62 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,600 Claude, Marie! That's for you! 63 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,880 Thanks David, what is it? - Benjamin's foreskin! 64 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,960 That's a great honor for you you know... 65 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:32,240 I guess...What should we do with it? - Traditionally you bury the foreskin in the family yard. 66 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,000 We don't have one so you can bury it in your yard. 67 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,960 If it is so important why did you cut it off? 68 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,880 My husband was joking, give me this foreskin! - Thanks Marie! 69 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,960 It will go under the apple tree. 70 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,520 You do not like it Marie? - Yes Chao it is quite tasty. 71 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,800 Just a little bit dry. - That's the least you can say... 72 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,800 What meat is it? - Ostrich. 73 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:13,200 Ostrich? - Usually I cook with pork it's less dry but... 74 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,240 Yes of course... 75 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:19,680 I don't eat pork but I am not an Islamist ! 76 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,720 Look! I drink wine. - But I was not worried... 77 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:26,560 So do I. No pork ! You know.. It's a millenary tradition. 78 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:31,040 Well I'm from Auvergne but I'm not going to eat Aligot every day! 79 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,320 What nonsense Daddy ! 80 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,360 C'mon I was just joking! I teased them only. 81 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,400 Ah ah ah! Very funny Claude! 82 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,600 What a kiss ass... 83 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,200 Oh Benjamin is awake! - Can I see him? Sure Mom. 84 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,360 Girls, do you still eat pig? 85 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,600 Don't worry, I'm still a good little Frenchwoman. 86 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:02,240 Rabbit! Rabbit! How cute! Always smiling! He doesn't look traumatized at least. 87 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,360 Of course Marie, it was painless. Painless? 88 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,160 His foreskin was cut! It wasn't really sweet! 89 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,000 Sorry David but.. I think it's almost barbaric! 90 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:16,720 Claude, after 8 days the nervous system of the child is not mature yet. 91 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:21,120 That's why we, Jews, do it at this age. Unlike the Muslims! They do it at 6 years old!! 92 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,280 What are you assuming David? That Muslims are barbarians? 93 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:29,840 No he just said the earlier the better. - But this tone was not necessary! 94 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,480 Sorry Isabelle. But he must have suffered like hell ! 95 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,840 Imagine! They cut your fucking dick at 6 years old !! 96 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,960 Seriously Rachid, it was painful right? - Not at all! It's a good memory! 97 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,040 I would do it again tomorrow. - What an hypocrite ! 98 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,040 Stop the Jews/Arabs fights ! Cant' you make peace one day? 99 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,000 That's not your business. Let us argue! 100 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,720 Absolutely Rachid. We communicate at least. 101 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,080 Unlike Chinese people! You never know what they think! - What do you mean? 102 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:07,520 Chinese are deceitful? - No I'm just saying Chinese make no effort to approach others! Right? 103 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,480 Joker. 104 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,440 No idea. Except Chao I don't know any Chinese guys. 105 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,960 I agree with David. Neither a smile nor a hello. 106 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,920 Since the Chinese bought all the tobacco shops I'm almost done with smoking! 107 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,400 At least Arab shopkeepers have commercial skills! 108 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:27,840 No commercial skills really? Chinese took over the Sentier to Jews and Belleville to Arabs neighborhoods! 109 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,520 They're good! Admit it David! 110 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,720 Jews gone bankrupt because of the Chinese! 111 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,360 Shall we talk about something else? 112 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,600 Are you going on holiday? - No because I need to prepare my exposition. 113 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,960 Darling your paintings look more and more happy ... 114 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:54,720 C'mon Claude, you know she is hyper emotional. - Hey I can hear you Mom! 115 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:59,200 I'm not hyper emotional I'm just sensitive. - I know honey I know... 116 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,640 Mom, what did you do last night? - We have eaten in Montmartre 117 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:06,240 In a small local bistro! - Great! Give me the address. 118 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:11,680 Of course... - Great? We were lost in Barbès on our way back... Very local too! 119 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,920 What do you mean by local? - Rachid don't be angry... 120 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,840 ...but for people from the countryside like us, Barbès is a shock ! 121 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:24,240 Luckily I had my passport because I felt like I was in Bab El Oued ! 122 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:29,120 You can't say that Dad! - But it's a fact! There was no Frenchman in the streets! 123 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,840 How did you know they were not French? Did you ask their ID ? 124 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,280 What's this tone Rachid? Can't we argue quietly? 125 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:39,360 Do you call that a debate? Since the beginnings your comments are controversial ! 126 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,760 Controversial? - Yes like on the verge ! 127 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,800 On the verge of being racist! - Racist? Me? 128 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,200 But I am Republican and Gaullist like my father ! 129 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,320 Calm down Claude. - I'm calm but I can't accept to be called a racist! 130 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,440 Of my four daughters I offered 3 to sons of immigrants ! 131 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,760 And you? What did you do for France? 132 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:02,400 So first you didn't "offer" us! Second, General De Gaulle is dead! Three, calm down! 133 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,800 Marie we go home to Chinon now! - But Claude ... 134 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,920 Please stay for the dessert. - No thanks I do not like lychees ! 135 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,360 There is no lychee ... 136 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,320 These people are so irritable! 137 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,200 It was like a LICRA (Anti Racism) meeting, not a lunch! 138 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,520 They aren't really nice... - I can't see them! 139 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:28,480 Chao what a kiss ass! His laugh! Sounds like a chick that is going to be killed. 140 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:32,000 I have a hard time with David. Odile deserved better. 141 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,480 Much better! Such an intelligent girl. He is just a loser living at her expense. 142 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:40,080 I thought Jews were good for business. Apparently not all of them... 143 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:44,560 The most difficult is Rachid. - He's the worst! So irritable! 144 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,200 We have really won the Jackpot darling... 145 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,120 My damned Norman cake ! 146 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,280 I'm ashamed. - Me too. 147 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:59,360 Do not take it too seriously. You know dad... He needs to be provocative... 148 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,820 Try to understand him, a countryman in Barbès! It's like "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" ! 149 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:07,100 Really? What if he had called the 13th district Beijing ? 150 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,200 There are only Chinese people there, it's a fact ! But if he had called all Arabs thieves... 151 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,160 Thieves? - Darling... 152 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:17,940 Hey I don't think that...I tried to think like a racist guy. - You stop ! Don't do it again ok? 153 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,720 What if I say Asian have small dicks ? - What? - Enough ! 154 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,040 How can you be so foolish? 155 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,560 She really needs to find a guy ! 156 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:34,960 Let's forget it! Chao made a delicious Normandy Tart! Want some? 157 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:39,280 No thanks we have to go... - Us too. Benjamin is tired. 158 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:51,440 Why did you park like this? - I didn't... This car probably pushed mine into yours... 159 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:55,840 Are you fucking kidding me? This car was already here! We're stuck ! 160 00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:00,080 What a fucking dumb ass! - Are you calling me a dumb ass for this? You're the dumb ass! 161 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:04,160 Enough kids! - Come back for dessert! My cake is delicious 162 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:08,880 If it's as dry as your ostrich you can shove it! - What? 163 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:13,760 - David stop being so vulgar! - It's his fault! He ruined the atmosphere with his references about pork! 164 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,320 Why didn't you cook noodles fucking jackass? 165 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,200 Now it's going to be bad... 166 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,160 David you know what? Forget our appointment with my bank. 167 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,200 You can go fuck yourself with your vintage phone project! 168 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,120 Do you think I need you? I have more contacts in banks than you'll ever have. You're a joke! 169 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:36,800 Hey get with the present. Times have changed! Jews in finance? It's over! Now it's the Chinese! 170 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:41,280 We are taking over! We're about to buy everything! Deauville, the Kippa and even Israel! 171 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:46,000 I swear on my Grandmother's grave I'm going to punch you in the face! - Come my Falafel! 172 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,320 Five years of Krav Maga you'll feel it! 173 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,480 Aren't you going to do something? - If I do something I'd destroy both of them! - Really... 174 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,840 Are you fucking crazy? - I just defended myself! 175 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:06,480 Hey! I'm not a Tibetan! - Throat attack, that's typical Chinese... 176 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:24,160 Hey my little Clovis here we come. Mom and Dad are home! 177 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,720 You're hungry. We are too. 178 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:33,200 We ate really bad Chinese food. - It was awful indeed.. 179 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,240 It tasted like rubber. 180 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:43,200 Bury a foreskin what nonsense! This belongs in a dump! 181 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,560 They gave us one assignment.It is religious it's sacred. 182 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,200 Religious sacred... 183 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,080 Where's the box? 184 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,760 Disgusting ! - Put it back in the box! 185 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,840 Ugh! I can't touch it! 186 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,840 Clovis stay away! 187 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,720 This idiot just ate the foreskin! 188 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,920 He loved it... 189 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,080 Well let's go... - Don't think about it ! 190 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,800 Besides Clovis, you and I no one will ever know. 191 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,800 No traces! Voila! Hop! 192 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,160 We did what they asked. 193 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,720 I'm going to have a whisky now. A little whisky. 194 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,160 "Chinon eighteen months later" 195 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,680 Everything is all right Ms Verneuil. You have arteries of a 20 years old lady! 196 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:53,520 It's not possible! I don't eat, I sleep all time. I must have something. 197 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,840 It's in your head. 198 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,240 You have all the symptoms of depression. 199 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,240 I think you should see a specialist. 200 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,240 A specialist? 201 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,080 You mean a psychologist? 202 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:14,320 Father? Oh God... not her! 203 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,120 I dedicated my whole life to my daughters, 204 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,240 I sacrified everything to make them happy. 205 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:24,000 For what? For not seeing them no more. I barely know my grandchildren... 206 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:29,040 Life is complicated enough so if you add cultural, 207 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,040 religious and education problems it's... 208 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:37,200 We talked about it already Ms Verneuil. It's normal, it's globalization! You'll adapt ! 209 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,360 Look, my bishop is Malagasy... It wasn't easy at first but now everything's great! 210 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,560 I know Doctor... I mean Father ! 211 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,560 I feel bad to think this way. But I wanted to marry them in this church. 212 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,480 It's here where I get married, where my parents get married too! 213 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,320 Where my aunt Geneviève made her Communion... 214 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,320 273 Euros? This is overpriced! 215 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,880 What? Sorry? _ Nothing... 216 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,320 I was thinking to your last one Laure right? Right. 217 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:07,120 She'll may be marry a Catholic! Keep the faith! Amen Father! 218 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:19,040 What are you doing? Don't disturb me please! 219 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:24,080 I'm writing a speech about the wedding contract modification for the Community of Acquisition 220 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:29,920 It's a really important contribution that I want to do before the annual Notaries Meeting. 221 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,600 Ok, no need to be rude. Not today. 222 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,880 I saw the Doctor and - And? 223 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,840 I have a depression. - Whew! I was worried it was serious. 224 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:43,040 But depression can really be serious! 225 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,680 Of course ! I'm sorry Darling ! 226 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:52,400 I miss my daughters you know! - Yes, yes.... I know 227 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,440 What about invite them for Christmas? 228 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,440 Who? 229 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,720 Our daughters, their husbands, their children. I need to see them. 230 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,600 But do you remember what happened last time? 231 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:08,800 It was a little bit our fault too with our negative stereotypes... 232 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,240 Before asking them to understand us we should make a step toward them! - What? 233 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,720 Listen Darling I'm sorry but we already tried so many time. 234 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:21,040 These efforts are probably a cause of your depression! 235 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,640 Do you think so? 236 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,120 Kosher market is growing! Organic market too! 237 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,120 Both together is going to be a success! 238 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,120 It's going to make a plop. 239 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,400 Plop? - Plop! 240 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:38,400 There are about 600,000 Jews in France. Among them 20% eat Kasher... 241 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,800 More... Ok let's say 30%, it makes 180,000 242 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:47,200 10% of them maximum eat organic, right? Not even 20,000 potential clients! 243 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,920 Your business is a micro market. You should rather apply for a microcredit... 244 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,760 Bravo! - Do you eat Kasher by the way? No... 245 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:04,480 Neither your Mom? - She died 6 months ago... - Ah! She won't eat at all ! 246 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,040 Sorry... - Leave! 247 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,120 Motherfucker! 248 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,600 Yes Darling? _ How was your appointment? 249 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,800 Bad as usual... - Don't give up! BioMizvah is a great concept! 250 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,240 Just 2 seconds Monsieur Berger... 251 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,680 I have a good news! We go on vacation for Christmas! - We're going to ski ? 252 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,360 No, we'll go to Chinon with the family. - Is this a good news ? 253 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,440 Jacky Chan and Arafat will be there too? 254 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,480 Well! Have a good day see you later love. 255 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,480 Here I come Monsieur Berger! 256 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,600 Hey there is no proof I had Hashish. I'm innocent! 257 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:45,360 No proof, but you're not innocent yet! So let me defend you and stay quiet... 258 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:49,040 Ok brother. - Oh! I'm not your bro, I'm your lawyer! 259 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:52,780 Lawyer? I eat those avocados (French homonym for lawyer) 260 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,680 Allo Darling? 261 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,320 Still in Bobigny... - How's it going? 262 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,780 -Pfff ... Another brainless hooded guy. 263 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,400 What? Christmas with your parents? 264 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,040 Oh fuck! Hold on... 265 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,920 Is this being quiet? 266 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,400 Hey what are you doing bro? Fuck off... 267 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,680 Excuse me Darling, I was with the brainless dude. 268 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,760 So who's coming for Christmas? 269 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,400 Bruce Lee and Popeck? 270 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,560 Gaddafi and Enrico Macias will be there? - It's not funny, my Mom is depressed... 271 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,320 Oh sorry... 272 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:35,040 Girls have you heard? You'll meet your aunts and uncles! 273 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,720 Sorry Mom I was busy, couldn't call you back... 274 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,360 Yes I know, I got Odile's text... 275 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,480 Of course I'll come it's a great idea! 276 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:51,280 Have a good night and kiss Dad for me. 277 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:58,560 It was my Mom... - I know... - She wants all the family for Christmas. 278 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,560 Am I invited? 279 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:06,400 Well... soon! Probably next Christmas. 280 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,000 So a Chinese, a Jew, an Arab it's ok but not a Back? 281 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,200 It's like "Marriage for Everyone" except for Africans? - Idiot... 282 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,880 You know, I didn't meet your family yet too! 283 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,160 Oh... There is no problem on my side! They just live for away, otherwise.... 284 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,040 My parents are very tolerant! 285 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,560 You know, in Africa doors are open! Everybody can come! 286 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:30,240 No White, no Black but Human first! - I'm sorry Charles... 287 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:34,480 The problem is that you come after the 3 others... - Yeah... 288 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,960 Be patient, I need to prepare them to this shock. - Am I the shock? 289 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:46,640 Yes you are! You're my shock! My chocolate! 290 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,520 My little yogurt! 291 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,680 Get ride of your clothes! 292 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,200 Josianne! I'm going to Tours for grocery. - Ok Madame! 293 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,560 Hello Madame. - Hello Sir. - What would you like? 294 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,280 A turkey please. 295 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,080 Excuse me, it's Halal right? 296 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,880 Yes Madame, everything is Halal here! 297 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,720 "Even the old rich women convert to Islam..." 298 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,840 "This country is really fucked up!" 299 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,200 Let me escort you to the door. 300 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,160 Thanks a lot Madame. Shabbat Shalom! 301 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,040 Thank you! Shalabat Shalom to you! - Thanks... 302 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,000 Hello! I would like to talk with the cook. 303 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:48,160 Sanitary Control? -Oh no... I just need a tip for a recipe! 304 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:57,520 Good evening Darling. - Good evening! I'm cooking a soup. 305 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,520 Darling, I met the Dupuy-Jambard family this afternoon. 306 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,040 Their son Xavier is at Chinon for Christmas. I thought he was in Washington DC... 307 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,520 Yes but he comes back here for Christmas. 308 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,680 Why are you talking about him? - Guess... 309 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,520 Well, Laure and Xavier it could work! Xavier Dupuy-Jambard? 310 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,840 He's so ugly ! 311 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,840 You don't know what you want! He's from Touraine he's Catholic and from a good family! 312 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:24,500 And not that ugly! He has character this is what matters for a man ! 313 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,680 Xavier Dupuy-Jambard... 314 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,960 Hurry up you'll miss your plane! 315 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,360 Oh I forgot... 316 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:45,040 Mademoiselle Laure Verneuil would you like to marry me, Charles Koffi the first? 317 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,720 Are you serious? 318 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,720 Yes! I don't want to be the illegal of the family no more! 319 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,120 I accept! 320 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,920 I have to go. - I love you! 321 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,120 Hey you have no choice it's official now! You have to tell your family! 322 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,680 Merry Christmas Darling! 323 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,200 I'm just asking you not to talk about Tobbacco shops! Ok ok... 324 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:22,480 If someone says something stereotypical about Jews, like they're over represented in the media or dentists, ignore them ok? 325 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,480 Ok, but... 326 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,280 ...the first who provoke me about Israel, I'll fuck him up! 327 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:32,240 Can't you stop with all these "fuck"? Fuck, Motherfuckers, On my grandfather's grave... 328 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:38,800 This is vulgar! Do you understand? This is shocking for my parents! - What can I say? "Jesus Christ" ? 329 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:48,400 Rachid... let's be short, if someone associates immigration and crimes, please don't react! Don't say anything ok? 330 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,720 So you're asking me to be a coward, right? - No! Just be cool and relax! 331 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:58,640 Be smart. Is this possible? - It's green... 332 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:03,360 What if someone joke about Chinese? What shall I do? - Well, you smile... 333 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:08,000 So I play the Chinese actually, right? - Exactly... 334 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:14,400 Claude, avoid all sensitive topics ok? Israel, the Dalaï Lama, the burqa... 335 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:20,480 Yes, yes, yes... - Above all, not a word about the French Football Team! - Yes, yes... 336 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,680 Voilà! As if it was its normal place! 337 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,200 Ah! The first guests! - I bet 20 Euros it's the Chinese... 338 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,080 Don't start please! Put on your tie. 339 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,760 Oh C'mon! We're not welcoming Queen Elizabeth! 340 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:47,840 I won! You owe me 20 Euros Darling! 341 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,720 Charles! 342 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,880 3 hours late! Last time with Royal Air Maroc! 343 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,080 My baby! - How are you Mom? Sup sister? 344 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,920 How're you Dad? - So you're living with Catherine Deneuve? 345 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,480 What a snitch! 346 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:35,920 You promised to invite me to Paris! I'm still waiting for the ticket! My bags have been packed since 1920! 347 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,160 I was going to tell you! Her name is Laure. 348 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,320 We've been living together for one year. - One year and half! - One year and half? 349 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,760 So you're going to get married? - Yes... 350 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:55,680 So first you stopped your studies to become a joke and now you're going to marry a White! 351 00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:00,160 But Dad.... - And cut your hair! I can't see them! 352 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,560 It's highlighting the room! 353 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,320 Eugénie darling! Give me! 354 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,920 Awe! They are so cute! 355 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,440 Thank you. Who drew this? 356 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,840 They look like aunt Geneviève. How funny... 357 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,200 Yes darling! Like aunt Geneviève. 358 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,120 No Rudy, this is not a camel. It's a goat. 359 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,360 Hey kids! it's nice right? It's called a Nativity Scene. 360 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,840 Here this is the donkey. Hee Haw.. 361 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,680 Here is the cow. Moooo... 362 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,800 And here... 363 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:57,200 It's Jesus. He's God's son! 364 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,640 See you later. 365 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:05,840 Your Grandma made Jesus more important than he actually is... He's just a prophet. 366 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,560 Uncle Davis's right. He's just a prophet! 367 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,560 I don't feel it. Claude! You promised me! 368 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:24,480 As you're here, in this home where our daughters grew up I want to apologize. 369 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:29,520 I'm deeply sorry if my words hurt you last time. Even if I didn't mean to be mean... 370 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,000 No problem! This is an old story. Ah thank you! It's a relief! 371 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:39,280 Because as a Gaullist I was really sad that you could think I was racist! 372 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,520 Sorry Claude, I didn't control my words... Everybody has a hidden racist side... 373 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:51,840 I want you to know that we have nothing against Jews, Arabs or Chinese. 374 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,040 Because you're French like us! - Absolutely! 375 00:27:55,200 --> 00:28:00,320 Well honestly at first, you weren't the dream sons-in-law! 376 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,520 I hope I didn't hurt you.... - No, no... 377 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:09,460 It would be the same for my Dad if all of my sisters were married with men from Auvergne! 378 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,920 Personally my Mom had a hard time accepting Odile! - Indeed.... 379 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,960 Not my parents! They were so happy! Except when I told them she was an artist.... 380 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:25,040 The most important is to make our daughters happy. If they're happy we'll be happy too! 381 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:29,280 The 3 of you are welcome in the Verneuil family. 382 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:35,680 Thanks. Let's make a toast for the family! To the family! 383 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:42,240 What's wrong darling? - Sorry but... it's snowing... 384 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:49,440 Yes so what? - It's the magic of Christmas! 385 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,680 Yes... 386 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,520 To the magic of Christmas! - To the magic of Christmas! 387 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,480 How was I? - You were perfect! 388 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,240 Sure it was not too much? - No, it was good. 389 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,360 Three turkeys? Isn't it too much? - Well there are 9 of us. 390 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:18,480 It's a gift for my sons in law! This one is Kosher, this one Halal, 391 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,160 this one was Laqué (roasted) by a Chinese cook. 392 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,440 It's so nice, but I don't eat exclusively Halal. 393 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,200 Neither do I, I don't eat exclusively Kosher! - And I don't eat Laqué exclusively.... 394 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,280 Marie it's delicious! This roasted turkey could be a success in China! 395 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,040 Thanks. 396 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,960 David, can I try your Kosher turkey please? Sure... 397 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,360 It's good. Want to try some Halal turkey? 398 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,400 No! Of course not! 399 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:59,760 Ah ah! I was joking. Let me try it! 400 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,720 Ah ah! Very funny David! Marie and I love the Jewish sense of humor! 401 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,640 We both are fan of Louis De Funès. - Louis De Funès wasn't Jew... 402 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,160 Of course he was! In his Rabbi Jacob role! 403 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,200 Yes, right, right... 404 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,520 What about the Chinese sense of humor Chao? How's it? - It doesn't exist... 405 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,840 How so? - It doesn't exist, Chinese don't laugh. 406 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,200 It was a joke Claude! 407 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:38,160 This is a local drink and I can tell you, this is not Kosher! 408 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:43,120 When shall we open the gifts? Tonight or tomorrow? - Tomorrow as usual! 409 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:48,640 Tonight is the Midnight Mass! - Of course... the Mass, impossible to miss it! 410 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,160 Don't make fun of me... 411 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:58,000 How are they doing? - Very good, thanks to alcohol ! 412 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:03,040 You know Mom I was skeptical at first. But it's a great idea to be together! - Really? Do you like it? 413 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,240 Yes! It's so nice! 414 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,400 Oh... You have some concerns. - No, no... 415 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:18,240 Not at all ! I'm good ! 416 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,320 I'm suffocating! 417 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:26,320 Each time I watch a football game of France, when I hear the Marseillaise anthem I have chills! 418 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,280 Really? - Me too, I have goosebumps! 419 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,560 Same for me! Even if I hate football ! - Are you kidding me? 420 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,880 Do you know La Marseillaise lyrics? Because generally players of foreign descent.... 421 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,920 "Allons enfants de la patrie..." 422 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,440 ".. le jour de gloire est arrivé! 423 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,280 "Contre nous de la tyrannie" 424 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,040 "L'étendard sanglant est levé" 425 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,720 "L'étendard sanglant est levé!" 426 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,080 "Entendez-vous dans vos campagnes" 427 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,760 "Mugir ces féroces soldats?" 428 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,680 "Qui viennent jusque dans vos bras" 429 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,360 "Egorger vos fils vos compagnes!" 430 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,200 "Aux armes citoyens!" 431 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,720 "Formez vos bataillons!" 432 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,560 "Marchons marchons" 433 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,080 "Qu'un sang impur" 434 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,160 "Abreuve nos sillons!" 435 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,080 I had goosebumps. 436 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,600 You know David if you want you can come to my bank 437 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,160 so I look at you vintage phone project... 438 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:43,040 No, I gave up! I've been looking for investors for 3 years now... This project was a real shit! 439 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,960 I'm on something else now! Something great: 440 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:52,240 Organic Kosher! - Why does the snowman have slanted eyes? It's not Buddha! 441 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,480 Does he have slanted eyes? 442 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,040 Yes they are... A Chinese snowman it doesn't exist! - If you do this... 443 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,520 I give him a kippa! 444 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,400 So I'll give him a beard! 445 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,160 Snow ball fight ? - Seriously? 446 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,440 With an Arab? Aren't you scared? 447 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,120 No guys it's cold... - Let's go! 448 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,560 Come! Come! - Him first! 449 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,160 Come! Come! 450 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,360 Allah Akbar! 451 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:39,040 It's fine Rachid! It reminds him his youth! Right Claude? - Yes it's really fun... 452 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,840 Chao we're going to the Mass. - Ok I'm coming! 453 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,640 Don't worry it's nothing. Are you going to the church? 454 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,920 Of course! I'm open minded! - What a Chinese! 455 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,960 First class kiss ass ! 456 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,200 Look who's coming! United Color of Benetton family! 457 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,920 I'm so glad all of you came. - Well it's so important for you Catholic! 458 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,800 We're so glad to share it with all the family. - Exactly and our religions are cousins ! 459 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,560 Exactly Rachid! - and they call me kiss ass.... 460 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:29,280 Claude! Claude! 461 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:34,080 Oh hey Jean-Jérôme! Hey Clotilde! 462 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,840 "Jean-Jérôme" pffff... - Can we meet your sons in law ? 463 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:42,480 We weren't invited to their weddings... - Later Jean-Jé ! 464 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,400 We need to find a place quickly. Go go go! 465 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,800 Charles be careful with White people especially the Frenchmen! 466 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,560 Frenchmen are bad and stupid. 467 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,840 I know what I'm talking about! When I was in the French Army... 468 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,720 ... I was oppressed all the time! 469 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:04,560 If I wasn't Black I would be a General now ! 470 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,400 Stop this! It's not White people! It's your bad temper! 471 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:13,760 Yellow Black Red ! You were never able to communicate with your superiors! 472 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,080 Faster! We're going to miss the Mass! 473 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:21,680 Do you know that in France they have a dessert called Tête de Nègre ! (Negro Face) 474 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,880 No Dad this name doesn't exist anymore! It was banned ! 475 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,160 I'm pretty sure it still exists! They love it ! 476 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,160 I know a cake called "Le congolais" (the Congolese) Leave us alone with your cakes ! 477 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,760 "Through long ages of the past 478 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:58,320 Now the time has come at last!" 479 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,920 "He is born the holy Child" 480 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,720 "Sing we all of the Savior mild." 481 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:10,960 "O how lovely O how pure" 482 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,040 "Is this perfect Child of heaven" 483 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,920 "O how lovely O how pure" 484 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,600 "Gracious gift to humankind!" 485 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:36,480 I'm really happy because a divided family would be too sad! 486 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,760 Don't worry darling Mom is all right. 487 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,680 Who can it be? - No idea. 488 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,600 Can you open Laure please? - Yes. 489 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,920 Xavier Dupuy-Jambard? - Merry Christmas Laure! 490 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:11,280 What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in Washington? - No I came back for Christmas. 491 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,680 Claude! Look who's here! 492 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,200 Oh Xavier! What a good news! 493 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,120 He's so ugly ! - Xavier you look so fresh ! 494 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:26,080 This is the fresh air of America! Did you know Xavier worked in a bank in Washington? 495 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:31,280 For a pension.. - Better than a bank! People like you are leading the world! 496 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:35,440 Come in! Green or Black tea? - Black. 497 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,080 Very nice to visit us! 498 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,480 So Laure what are you doing for a living? - I work for LCI News. 499 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,600 Not surprised ! - Why? 500 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,720 Because all the LCI's reporters are gorgeous. 501 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,680 I work for the legal service. - Ah... 502 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,560 Who are these people there? - What people? 503 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,200 Are they your gardeners? 504 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:11,120 How did you make them work on December 25th? 505 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:15,200 Actually those are our sons in law. - Ah... 506 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:19,200 I'm sorry ! It's stupid I thought they... 507 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:25,920 So you work in the legal service? - Yes, I just told you that... 508 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,560 I've heard... 509 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,600 I can't see ! - Look again! 510 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,760 I can see your name now! Charles Koffi! My big brother! 511 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,920 Oh what did you think? I play Pontagnac! The first role! - I hope you won't play the turkey role! 512 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,040 Don't make us look bad! 513 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,960 Charles your Dad wants to talk to you. - Why? I did nothing wrong... 514 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:04,880 I had a meeting with your Mom and she agreed with me as usual! 515 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:12,800 Charles we accept the wedding ! - Thanks Dad... 516 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,080 But there are 3 conditions! First... 517 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:20,000 the wedding will happen in France early July. - Why early July? 518 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,520 Because we've already planned to go to France at this time. I've already payed the plane tickets! 519 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,240 I come too ! -You... Shut your mouth ! 520 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:30,480 Second! They pay for the wedding ! 521 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:34,720 Indeed! The White man looted Africa! He has to give back! 522 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:40,560 Third, if I hear some racist comments about Black! 523 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,400 I'll hit them! 524 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,760 You'll hit them? - Exactly! I'll hit them! 525 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:52,560 Wait, you're not going to hit anyone! Her parents are very tolerant, it will be fine! 526 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,400 Their other sisters married each of them a Chinese, a Jew and an Arab. 527 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,440 What kind of family is that? Are they Communists? 528 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:10,880 They're nice actually. - Yes but I woudn't spend my vacations with them... 529 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:15,440 Well we're probably going to spend all our holidays with them. - Indeed... 530 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:25,840 What are you doing here? You'll miss your train.. - I need to talk to you! 531 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,560 I'm going to get married! - Already? 532 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:37,120 Why "already"? - I knew it! Xavier and you! 533 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,480 No it's not Xavier! Forget Xavier now! 534 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:46,480 What's the lucky man's name? - Charles... - Like Charles de Gaulle? 535 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,040 Well, yes... - Catholic please.. 536 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,800 Sorry? - Is he Catholic? - Yes he is! 537 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,440 Are you going to get married in the church? - Probably... his family is very religious. 538 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,960 But I need to warn you about something... 539 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,680 Well he's ... he's... 540 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,520 Yes? - He's a comedian! 541 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:16,320 It's totally fine! We don't care! 542 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,440 Exactly! A job is a job. 543 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,680 Can I kiss you? - Sure Mom! 544 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,800 We'll make it early July! It's our wedding's date. 545 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:33,600 Great date! - I need to reserve the church now! There are many weddings in July! 546 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:39,040 Hold on... You didn't even meet him! - Oh right, we need to meet him! 547 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:43,040 When are we going to meet your Charles? - Soon... 548 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:48,640 He's on a tour for his show in a foreign country. When he'll be back, we'll meet! 549 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,560 That's great! We're so glad. Let's celebrate! Oh Charles! 550 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:03,840 "No problem with my parents. We'll get married in July." 551 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:14,640 "Great date. I love you." 552 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:20,000 One out of four. We can consider ourself lucky! 553 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:24,240 You're right! Even if our in-laws are nice, it's such a relief! 554 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,760 I knew it! I knew that my little Laure wouldn't disappoint us. 555 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,120 She was always different. She's strong! 556 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:36,720 but also fragile and intelligent. She understands people! 557 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:42,160 Yes that's right. - Ah my little daughter! 558 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,600 It's this place. How's my tie? Anything in my nose? 559 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:11,280 No you're perfect love. - Thanks. - My parents will love you! 560 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,880 10 minutes late. At least he's not Chinese ! 561 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,400 Thanks God! 562 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,720 Table on the left... 563 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:32,560 Who's this? The valet? 564 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:36,960 No he's not the valet. It's him, it's Charles! 565 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:41,520 Did you tell them I was Black? They look surprised... 566 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:47,200 No I didn't. I forgot... - You don't forget this kind of thing! Look at your Dad! He's going to have a heart attack! 567 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:54,240 Hello Papa! hello Maman! This is Charles! 568 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,320 You could have told me your parents were White! 569 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:05,440 It was a joke! - Ha of course! You're a comedian... 570 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,560 ...a funny comedian! - Definitively we attract jokes... 571 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:12,080 Our 3 others in-laws like jokes too. - Nice! We're going to like each other! 572 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:16,480 Do you know them? - No but Laure told me. It's extraordinary what's happening to your family! 573 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:21,680 Yes... - With you we have all the rainbow's colors! 574 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:28,000 Luckily you don't have a 5th daughter! - Why? - Because she would have married a Gypsy! 575 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,640 A Gypsy Hehe! 576 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:38,880 I like it! It's very funny! - Very good joke! 577 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,600 Except for his hair, he's nice. - Yes and well educated. 578 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:54,640 He has a good sense of humor. - Yes and he's handsome! 579 00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:00,160 Exactly! He's elegant... tall... athletic... 580 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,880 Laure is very beautiful too. 581 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,240 We'll have great mixed grand children. 582 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,600 This wedding is too much! I can't do it! 583 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,120 What did we do to God, Claude? - I don't know! 584 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,720 I'm lost darling! I'm in the Schwartz, in the dark! 585 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,320 We're in the black, totally... 586 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,160 Claude what are you doing? 587 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:50,720 Well it's obvious! I'm cutting some wood! - So early? - So what? I need to relax! 588 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:59,440 We didn't educate them well that's it! - It's your fault! Let them study in Paris! 589 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:04,400 Remember I was against it! - So this is my fault? 590 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:08,400 Well sometimes you were a little bit lax with them. 591 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:14,800 What? Oh yes I was less strict than you with religion! "Love each other"... Look the consequences! 592 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:20,080 I'm going to cut the long branches! - Go cut them! 593 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,080 Exactly what I said! Bad education! 594 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,200 Hop! Back home. 595 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,520 Are you all right? - Yes! Leave me alone! 596 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,960 Are you sure? - Stop monitoring me all day! 597 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,960 Oh my God Ségolène! - It's not a big lost! 598 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,680 Excuse me Darling but it hurts so badly! 599 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,880 African weddings are big. You know when it starts not when it stops... 600 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,840 This one will be too much for my parents. 601 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,280 Lucie! Don't hit your sister's head with a rake! 602 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:07,360 They're use to mixed wedding though. - Yes but the repetitiveness of it may be too much for them! 603 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,720 As they say in Africa "One more chop the tree will fall!" 604 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,280 Here she comes. 605 00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:18,420 Did you want to see me? - You're so secretive ! You're getting married? 606 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:23,280 Why are we the last to know? - I was going to tell you... I was busy! 607 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:29,200 Wait.. why do you look so sad? What's your problem? The fact he's Black? 608 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:34,800 Laure C'mon! Don't play the racist card! Not with us! 609 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,280 Mom is deeply depressed! You're going to kill her! 610 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:41,360 Am I dreaming? You were secretive too! Why should I give up? 611 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,480 We're just asking you to think twice before getting married. 612 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,160 You're their last hope to get the perfect son-in-law... According to their standards... 613 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,920 Really? At least mine is Catholic! 614 00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,000 He wants to cut all our trees! 615 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,120 He said they made him anxious. - Tress made him anxious? 616 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:08,080 Isabelle, talk to him! I already tried! I'm going to sleep... 617 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:13,600 Mom! It's only 17h00! - Already.... it's fast. 618 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:24,000 With a chain saw! -He's cutting everything like in the Amazon Forest! 619 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,680 Mom is still in bed? - Still... she doesn't even go to the church. 620 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,960 This is really serious! The only time she missed a Mass it was when I was born! 621 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,080 She refused to take care of Benjamin for our trip for Venice! 622 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,480 Well let's be honest. This Black is a threat for our family ! 623 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:42,560 True... - Just when we finally found an harmony between us! 624 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:46,480 It makes me think of the movie "Saving Private Ryan". 3 brothers dead on the battlefield, 625 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,600 the army saves the 4th to bring him back in his family. 626 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,640 Here you have 3 Frenchwomen, pure French, married with immigrants' sons, 627 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,000 You've to stop the 4th to do the same thing. - Did you just compare our marriage with a war? 628 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,960 It was just an image... 3 Metics (immigrants) and now a Black, for your parents it's Fukushima! 629 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:08,080 "Sweet France Dear country of my childhood" 630 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,600 "Cradled in tender carefreeness 631 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,760 I have kept you in my heart!" 632 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,840 "My village 633 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,160 with the bell tower and with noble houses" 634 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,600 Yesterday I had a dream probably related with my problems 635 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,720 I listen... 636 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:35,920 I walked with 2 Black child in a stroller and... 637 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,960 I was ashamed ! - What else? 638 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:48,440 I wasn't ashamed of my Black grandchild. I was ashamed people could think I was Gabon's embassy's nanny! 639 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,480 Do you think I'm racist? - And you, what do you think? 640 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,480 I've an idea! We need to trap Charles ! 641 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,600 He must have a weakness! 642 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,880 I do know my Black cousins they're sex addict! Women are their Achilles' heel! 643 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:13,360 What a cliché! Not all Black men are sex addict! - Go in a Caribbean Club and you'll see by yourself! 644 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,840 First he's not Caribbean he's African. It's totally different ! 645 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,600 Let's first check if it's not a fake marriage. African do a lot of fake marriage to get citizenship! 646 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,800 Because the Chinese don't? - Yes they do.... but he's Black, not Yellow... 647 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,720 Luckily! I don't want a 2nd Chinese in the family! 648 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,560 Same for me! I don't want a 2nd Arab in the family! Especially a Moroccan! 649 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,000 I understand, if he was Ashkenazi ... 650 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,280 ... I would kill him! 651 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,600 "Sir enough! Get out! - No Madame I love you!" 652 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,960 "I had a crush on you the first time I saw you!" 653 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,080 "I follow you for 8 days didn't you notice? - No .." 654 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,600 - Lie! A woman always notice these kind of things! -What an emptiness! " 655 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,320 So weird to see a Black in a Feydeau theater. 656 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,400 It's modern. 657 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:06,480 Why a Black would be modern? - I don't really know... I was 5 years old the last time I was in a theater! 658 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,240 Look at the Chinese! 659 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,560 Fucking kids! - Hush! 660 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,120 Rachid calm down! - Sorry... 661 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,000 Forget it ! 662 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,040 Watch! I'm sure he fucks with the ginger girl! 663 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,440 "Love first!" 664 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,040 Look how close they are! - They're just comedians, they play ! - It's more than a play, look ! 665 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:39,440 "Do you swear to keep your words" - "Yes" 666 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,040 "Oh joyce!" 667 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,840 I need to take a shit! 668 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,280 What is he doing? It's been one hour! - He's having sex with the ginger ! 669 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:56,080 I'm proud of you! You played very well. Charles Koffi ! 670 00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:01,760 The ginger girl wasn't enough! He needs more! These Black dudes are Sex Machines for real! 671 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,400 Follow me! We trapped the cousin! 672 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,480 I love Paris so much it's so beautiful! - Oh so beautiful! 673 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:25,440 Haters gonna hate! Ha Ha! - You speak too much Viviane! Let's go to bed! 674 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:29,520 He's totally trapped now! Take pictures! 675 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:47,280 I'm sorry for you Laurette. I know it's not easy to admit! 676 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,840 I warned you about Black guys! - You're totally crazy! It's his sister! 677 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:59,440 This is his sister? - Yes, his sister Vivianne, she's in Paris for one week! 678 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,640 Ha ha! Sorry... - It's not funny. 679 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,680 His sister! 680 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:12,720 Mom and Dad are becoming like zombies and you want to break my couple! 681 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,520 I'm going to crack! 682 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:20,160 I'm cracking now! 683 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:26,640 Sorry we'll help you to make the best wedding of the Verneuil family! 684 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:32,480 This morning, walking on the Loire River side I saw a small field mouse. - Continue... 685 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:39,440 As a child I use to hate field mouses. It's cute and inoffensive tho... - Continue.... 686 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:48,240 My fear of the Other, of the Unknown may come from my irrational fear of field mouses! 687 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:53,120 The field mouses becoming the foreign people! Is it possible? 688 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,520 What do you think about it? 689 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,080 Field mouses? - Indeed... 690 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:02,960 So your racism comes from the field mouses' fear? - Not racism! Fear of the Unknown! 691 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,000 So different... - This shrink is great! 692 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,840 He doesn't talk a lot and I progress so much! 693 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:14,400 Indeed.. You call our sons-in-laws rats and you think feeling better! - Not rats! Field mouses, it's more cute! 694 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,720 It's still a kind of rat! Stop all this non sense ! 695 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:21,440 Stop spitting on these photos! 696 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:29,040 Hey I read you Bio Mitzvah Project. I like it! - Really? 697 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:34,320 It could work? - Yes but 600,000 Jews, this market is too small. 698 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:38,800 You should make some Organic Halal ! - Are you crazy? I can't do it my Mom will kill me! 699 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,960 5 Millions of Muslim in France, think about it ! 700 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,800 Ah! This is the lover! 701 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,320 Hello! 702 00:55:54,400 --> 00:56:00,640 The paparazzi! - Hello - Hello Charles... - Happy Sunday! 703 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,880 So you don't want any Black in the family? 704 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,360 Give me this for the fridge. - I come with you... 705 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:12,640 You know the family situation. It's not about racism... - Yes a little bit I think ! 706 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:17,120 Give up Rachid... we're not excusable. - Sorry Charles, we're real assholes.... 707 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:21,280 It's ok I understand. You don't want to share the pie with your brother of color! 708 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:22,960 No C'mon! 709 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:26,080 Are we the pie? - No sweetheart, it was an image... 710 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:30,480 So who's who? Let me guess.... Easy! You're Chao - Yes! 711 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,960 Look this face ha! 712 00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,000 Now it's harder ! 713 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:40,240 Nothing resembles anything more than 2 Semitics! 714 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,720 Hummm David and Rachid! - You're right! 715 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:49,280 Welcome in the family man! - Thanks. 716 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:04,720 Are you going to fish again? - Yes. - Charles and Laure are waiting for us! 717 00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:08,400 Do it without me! Am I really necessary? 718 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,840 Claude it's important for your daughter and for us! 719 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:15,440 What's wrong with you? Are you happy with this marriage? - Yes! 720 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:20,480 It's 2013! World has changed you need to be tolerant! Open to other people ! 721 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:24,400 You're scary Marie! Really scary! 722 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:30,720 Ah! Your parents! - Wait! I need to tell you something... 723 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:36,560 I kinda exaggerated the tolerant side of Africa, you know "open door", "colorblind"... - What do you mean? 724 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,960 My Dad is like yours! But in a Black version! Let's go! 725 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,840 Hello! - Hello Madame, hello Monsieur. 726 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:51,040 Hey Laure! What's up? - What's up Vivianne? 727 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,880 You go back there! 728 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,920 Where are your parents? The meeting was planned for 18h00 729 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,040 Ah! They're here! Sit down please. 730 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:10,480 Hello! We're delighted to finally meet you Mr and Ms Koffi 731 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:14,400 We're delighted too! Right André? 732 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,680 What about the wedding menu? Do you agree with a traditional meal? 733 00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:22,460 What do you mean by traditional? - French traditional! We're in France! 734 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,360 Why not an African traditional meal? - Sorry? 735 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:31,440 Let's do a mixed meal! African appetizer and French main course! - Mixed like our couple! 736 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:36,160 Ok but I want an African main course because they isn't enough food in White's cuisine! 737 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:43,200 Well you probably don't know the Cassoulet Sir! - I know Cassoulet very well ! 738 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,400 And I insist! It's not enough food for me! 739 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:50,320 No offense Claude... but we eat so much in African weddings! 740 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:53,760 And you'll need to feed all our cousins! 741 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,560 What cousins? How many of them? 742 00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:03,840 The ones from France, the ones from Abidjan... the Traoré from Germany, the Coulibaly from Italy about 400 people! 743 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,520 Dad we don't need to invite all of them! - Are you ashamed of your family? 744 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,640 No but I don't even know the Traoré ! - Who are these Coulibaly ? 745 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,400 You... shut your mouth! 746 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:20,560 For us, Monsieur, family is important! - It's important for us too, what do you think? 747 00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:26,000 It will be hard to welcome 400 people and there are few hotels around... 748 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:32,080 My son told me you have a big home right? - Do you think it's a castel? Like the Chateau de Chambord? 749 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:36,320 It's not possible! - Except if we put tents in our yard. 750 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:39,280 Why not some African huts! - Dad please... 751 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:45,680 For Rachid's wedding we put some tents in the yard. It was a lot of people and it was great! 752 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:51,440 Rachid? Those people are Bedouin! They are use to it! Here in Abidjan we live in permanent houses! 753 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,600 What about budget and finance? - We'll see that later! 754 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:03,120 No! I want to see it now! - What? You don't trust us? 755 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:09,200 Enough Dad... Let's talk about something else! - Good idea! What about music and dance? 756 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:16,480 I hope you like Coupé-Décalé ! - Unfortunately I don't know what is it.... 757 01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:26,400 Coupé Décalé! Coupé Décalé ... 758 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:32,240 What is he doing? - It's his own dance I guess.... 759 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,000 Great... 760 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:44,920 Idi Amin Dada comes with 400 guests and he doesn't want to pay anything? - He said we'll see that later. 761 01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,420 Later? I know this scam... 762 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,920 How's he going to pay? With CFA Franc? 763 01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:54,400 I warn you! No negotiation on finances! It's a question of principles! 764 01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:59,520 Where are you going? - To sleep in the sofa, I had enough with your racist comments! 765 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:06,160 Go play with your field mouses old crazy woman! - I've heard you! Fascist! 766 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,680 Catholic leftist! 767 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,480 I didn't like how patronizing was this White man! 768 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:20,080 Did you see how suspicious he was when we talked about money? 769 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:25,680 Listen! If you break this marriage I'll do the strike! (Sex boycott) 770 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,080 The strike?... - The strike! 771 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:39,680 I know my Dad, he'll try to destroy this wedding. - Mine too... 772 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:43,040 We should have made the Civil Union only... 773 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:53,520 What about a white rose alley with colored hoops? 774 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:59,600 Do whatever you want Gérald. I want this wedding to be the best day of her life! - It will be! 775 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:10,880 What's going on Josianne? - I prepare your room for the guests. 776 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:19,360 What are you doing with our room? - The Koffi would have done the same for us in Africa! 777 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:23,600 My bed my daughter what's next? My credit card? 778 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,960 God! He's wearing a boubou! - So what? 779 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:39,040 He usually wears a Western suit. He just wants to provocate your Dad! - No relax... 780 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:45,040 Air France! Never again! - What a monster! - He didn't even say hello! 781 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,360 What happened to him? - He made a scandal in the plane! 782 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:52,880 They refused to outclass him. - He had a Business Class ticket? - No! They outclassed him by mistake one day, so now he wants it every time ! 783 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,920 Your Dad is awful! 784 01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,800 How did you spend 35 years with him Mom? 785 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,120 So beautiful! Come kiss me my daughter! 786 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,720 If I hear a racist comment I'll hit him! 787 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:15,360 Papa be cool please! - I'm not Uncle Ben! 788 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:24,400 A little appetizer before dinner. - Thanks Ms Verneuil. - Madeleine, call me Marie! 789 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:31,360 Our bedroom is ready for you. It's the best one. - So nice! - We're the same family! 790 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,440 Well Not yet! 791 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:40,240 I hope your room is not too humid. Humidity makes me sick! 792 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:48,240 Oh yes! It's very humid! It's almost moldy! But you can find an hotel in the south, weather is drier there... 793 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:58,880 About the banquet, our cook can make a French appetizer and an Ivoirian main course! 794 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:03,600 Great! We'll eat Attiéké poisson braisé with Gnamakoudji juice! - What?... 795 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,920 Gnamakoudji juice... 796 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:09,600 Finally we'll be less than expected... 797 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,320 How much? - About 10 ... 798 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:16,800 They all cancelled their trip. - But we already gave a deposit.... 799 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:20,640 Didn't you take a cancellation insurance? - Certainly not ! 800 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:25,840 You should have... African man is unpredictable. 801 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,920 Do you like it? - Yes but it's small... 802 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,680 I would like this Bible text for the Mass. To read together. 803 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,760 It's my favorite part! 804 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:52,320 Hello Mrs. Verneuil! - Hello Father! - Already here? - Yes, we're busy... 805 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:56,080 I'm under pressure: the first religious wedding of a Verneuil daughter! 806 01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:59,760 You look radiant it's nice! - Thanks. 807 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:05,280 This is Mrs. Koffi. - Hello Ms Koffi! - Hello Father, I'm Charles' Mother. 808 01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:08,080 Charles? - The groom. - The groom? 809 01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,240 Laure's groom? - Yes. 810 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:20,400 Why is he laughing like this? - What's happening? - Nothing, sorry. 811 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,520 I'll be right back. 812 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,720 He's always happy... 813 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:51,360 I'm killing you! 9-2 ! - My racquet sucks! - We've the same racquet! 814 01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:56,800 Rachid? Can I ask you something? - Later, we're playing! 815 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:59,920 Calm down man! It's not the Olympic Games... 816 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,120 I want to start a business in the Halal market. - Halal? You? 817 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:09,120 With Chao's bank help. But upscale Halal! "High level" ! 818 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,320 100% organic! - Its name: "The OrgArab" ! 819 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:17,040 OrgArab? - Organic + Arab = OrgArab! I found the name by myself! 820 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,200 This name is so messed up! 821 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:23,600 I told you it was messed up! - Do you think so too? - I couldn't imagine more messed up! 822 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,000 The idea is good though but... 823 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,200 a Jew and a Chinese trying to steal the Muslim's business... 824 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:34,960 It can be dangerous for you guys! You'll need a good laywer... Arab laywer! 825 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,160 Shall we hire him? - Yes! 826 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,080 Thanks guys! I hate being a lawyer in Bobigny! 827 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,360 Well... Poor France! 828 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:54,080 We met each other in a court of law. She pleaded against me and she won... 829 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,480 I lost my trial but I won my wife! 830 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:04,160 What about you Chao? - Well... randomly, 831 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:10,640 ... in my office. - I was always in the red and he was very comprehensive with me! 832 01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:15,120 Do you have sex with your clients? 833 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,120 No I marry them! 834 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:25,040 What about you two? - In the theater.... 835 01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:29,760 Enough for me! I'm going to sleep. 836 01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,560 Communists! 837 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:42,720 I'm leaving too! - Dad please... 838 01:07:56,000 --> 01:08:01,120 You don't sleep? - No I can't stop thinking about Bokassa sleeping in my bed! 839 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,440 Just ask! No need to be violent! 840 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,080 Why did you give them our bedroom? 841 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,320 "Thursday July 3th. 2 days before the marriage" 842 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:20,300 Mom where is my self-portrait? Did you sell it? 843 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:25,100 No... But you're right... where's this nice painting? 844 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:28,700 You should ask your Dad where's the painting. 845 01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:31,200 I'm sure you sold it! 846 01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:36,800 I feel dizzy... I'm hot... 847 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:41,300 Odile! Isabelle! Come take care of your sister! My class is starting... 848 01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:47,000 They sold it! 849 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:50,200 There are 3 butcheries in the area. 850 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:55,200 Papa why did you sell the Ségolène's painting? 851 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,700 One moment please... - She's mad now. 852 01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:04,100 Use your brain! Who would buy an ugly painting like this? It fell when I moved it to the attic! 853 01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:10,900 It was always in the attic except when Ségolène came to visit. - That's smart! 854 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:16,900 Well sorry, these people are visiting. Roof and plumbing were renovated in 2007. 855 01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:20,500 Papa! what's happening? - Please, continue the visit without me.. 856 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:27,600 Are you selling the home? - Yes! But don't worry your Mom will get her part of the money. 857 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:32,300 I'm going to travel around the world! 858 01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:37,200 It's now or I'll get too old! What's wrong? You gave me this idea actually! 859 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:41,900 I want some exoticism too ! With some luck I'll find a sexy wife. 860 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:47,900 Tahitian.. Papuan.. Eskimo! Everything's possible in our family! 861 01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:51,300 Are you going to leave Mom? - Yes but she'll adapt! 862 01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:54,900 We don't have the same values anyway. 863 01:09:55,700 --> 01:10:00,500 Listen! Difference of values... Zumba! - Mom likes Zumba? 864 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:03,300 Indeed she likes Zumba... 865 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:09,600 Come! - Zumba all day! It's breaking my ears! 866 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:38,100 My shrink asked me to practice some sports! 867 01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:41,500 I love Zumba! - Me too! 868 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:45,000 Did you know Dad was selling the home to do a trip around the world? 869 01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:47,900 Good riddance! 870 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:56,700 The 2 grumblers shouldn't be together... - Certainly not! 871 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,400 Are you ok Ségolène? - Yes I'm good... 872 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:09,600 They all want coffee? - Yes and tea for Mom and Madeleine. 873 01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:15,100 What a dinner! - It was terrible, I'm so sad. 874 01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:22,300 We need to talk with Laure and Ségolène. - No, Ségo is not ready and Laure will feel guilty. 875 01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:26,700 No Laure is strong! It's not her fault if our parents are divorcing! 876 01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:43,500 Not tonight! I don't want... 877 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:47,900 What a beginning... Not even married and we stop having sex! - It's not funny! 878 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,200 Good night. 879 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,400 Good night. 880 01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:56,600 "Friday July 4th. One day before wedding" 881 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:08,000 I've had a good Jewish friend! - Really? 882 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:12,400 His name was Levy! A dentist. He made all my teeth crowns. 883 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:17,700 Look the quality! - Wow... It's nice... 884 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:21,900 Mr Verneuil! - What? - I want to talk face to face. 885 01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:25,800 I can't Mr Koffi. I've an appointment... - It's important! 886 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:30,400 Ok, I listen... - I said, face to face... 887 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:41,500 Shit! 888 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:46,300 We're going to get closer to each other in the future. 889 01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:50,200 I want to make things clear Mr Verneuil ! 890 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,600 I disapprove the marriage! - What a surprise! 891 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:58,000 I'm not racist! But I want my son to marry a Black woman! 892 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,600 An African! An Ivoirian! 893 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:05,500 I'm not racist too but I want my daughter to marry a White, European and French man! 894 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,100 Really? Do you disapprove this marriage too? - Of course I disapprove! 895 01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:14,400 I thought you were a Communist ! - What? A communist! I'm a Gaullist! 896 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:20,400 Awwww I'm Gaullist too! Except his African policies... What a disaster! 897 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:24,700 Humm.. African leaders took advantage of the situation pretty well! 898 01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:27,700 Funny! Why is it always White men's fault ? 899 01:13:27,700 --> 01:13:33,400 Because, Sir, you looted Africa and you are still looting today! 900 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:37,700 We've nothing left! Not even the cocoa! - Yes, yes... What about the wedding? 901 01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:41,700 You were supposed to pay half of it. Where's my money? 902 01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:47,200 So little! We were talking geopolitics and important things! 903 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:51,400 I'm tired of your damned financial concerns! - What? I'm tired of you too! 904 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:55,800 Because of you I slept in the attic! - Be careful! Watch your tone! 905 01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:58,800 Otherwise.... - Otherwise what? 906 01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:04,100 Help me! 907 01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:06,500 It's a Northern Pike! 908 01:14:08,900 --> 01:14:11,100 It's a beast! A beast! 909 01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:14,500 He's getting tired! 910 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,800 Wow! Kate Middleton should take example on you! 911 01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:24,900 Are you ok? - Sure... Parents are divorcing because of me! 912 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:34,600 Ségo it's not your fault! - We're all responsible! 913 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:42,800 She's having a sad moment... - It was the same for my wedding Darling! 914 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,800 Sad to leave parent's home right? 915 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,700 What's wrong Ségolène? 916 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:55,800 Oh... It's just your normal mood! I'm busy I need to go! 917 01:14:57,200 --> 01:15:00,600 Did you see your Dad by the way? - No... 918 01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:06,200 Nice catch! 919 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:09,500 It's heavy! 920 01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:12,500 Argh! I thought he was dead! 921 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:16,100 I didn't hit him hard enough! 922 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:25,500 Are you going to be all right? - I was in the Marine! A little French fish won't put me down! 923 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:29,300 So what were we talking about? - The marriage... 924 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:33,200 I disapprove ! Disapprove totally ! 925 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:39,700 What shall we do Mr. Koffi? Priest kidnapping? - I've actually thought about it! 926 01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:41,600 Me too... 927 01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:48,400 So? Not enough food in White people's meal? - Mmmm! Very good... for an appetizer! 928 01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:53,800 Another one! 929 01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:02,000 Madeleine did you see my husband? - No, I'm looking for mine too. 930 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:07,200 They're fishing. - Fishing? But there is a lot of work to do! 931 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:10,700 Ah men... Men are lazy! 932 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:16,000 We shall call them. - Don't worry! - I don't feel it... 933 01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:22,400 You know what? Diversity doesn't work! It's scientifically proven! 934 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:25,900 Scientifically? - Demonstration: 935 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:33,100 Oil ... Water... 936 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:38,200 I'm mixing it... 937 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,500 You see it doesn't mix! This is the proof! 938 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,700 Nice demonstration... 939 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:50,200 What about Chapucino? - What? - I mean Cappuccino! 940 01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:54,200 Milk and coffee can mix very well! 941 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:58,900 It's true. My demonstration was stupid. 942 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,100 Let me pay another Calvados ! 943 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:06,400 Hell no! It's my wife! 944 01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:09,800 Mine too! Damn.. 945 01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:12,000 Hey! One Calvados! 946 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:16,300 Mail box... - We're going to find them. Where does he fish ? 947 01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:19,100 In this little pond where I taught you swimming. 948 01:17:20,900 --> 01:17:24,200 We're having a good time! Why don't they leave us alone! 949 01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,200 One Calvados bottle! 950 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:33,600 Are you sure it's here? - Of course! I spend all my childhood here! 951 01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,800 Oh relax! 952 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:42,300 Bye, thank you. 953 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:47,400 Gérard! It fits very well! Ha ha! - Take the menu for your wife. 954 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:51,400 You're going to marry an Ivoirian lady now! Yes... sure... 955 01:17:56,100 --> 01:18:00,200 André do you want a dessert? -Yes, I know which one! 956 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:06,100 Hello Monsieur! I would like a Tête de Nègre! (Negro Face) - Excuse me? 957 01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:08,800 One Tête de nègre! Are you deaf ? 958 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,500 Koffi! Is it what you're looking for? 959 01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:17,300 René! Call the police these 2 crazy guys want to make trouble! 960 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:22,500 Yes! I recognize it! It's a Tête de Nègre! - It's full of Tête de Nègre! 961 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:26,000 No Sir! It's the same recipe but we call it Chocolate Meringue now. 962 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,500 Chocolate Meringue?... 963 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:35,700 I know you changed the name because I'm here! I know you still call it Tête de Nègre with your clients! - Not at all! 964 01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:40,300 Let's check it then! Ok Claude? - We've all day! 965 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,500 Tête de nègre! - No, Chocolate Meringue. "Choco Face" eventually... 966 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,800 Choco Face.... 967 01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:56,700 Dad's handkerchief! - Are you sure? - Yes! Look there are his name initials! 968 01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:01,600 I hope my Dad didn't beat him. - What? Do you think he could beat him? 969 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:05,400 He's a savage! - Savage? Watch your tongue! 970 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:10,100 Don't play the susceptible guy please! -I wouldn't be surprised if your Dad made a racist comment! 971 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:14,000 Name initials on a handkerchief! That's really a White man thing! 972 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,600 Leave me alone! 973 01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:21,000 You're making a mistake I'm a notary! 974 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:25,000 I'm working with Creuset notary studies! - Never heard about it! 975 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:28,800 You'll regret it! Watch out! My boubou! 976 01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:37,400 I found Dad's handkerchief! - What happened? 977 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:39,800 Give me this Marie! I'm a lawyer! 978 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:44,600 It seems to be blood. I'll call local hospitals and police stations! 979 01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:48,300 ... and morgues! - Not yet Ségolène... 980 01:19:50,100 --> 01:19:54,300 André, do you have a lot of immigrants in Côte d'Ivoire ? 981 01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:59,000 Too much! There are Lebanese, Arabs, Chinese... 982 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:01,800 At least you don't have any Black immigrants! 983 01:20:07,900 --> 01:20:10,400 Excellent! 984 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:14,000 Why are you laughing? - His joke was awesome! 985 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,700 Relax André! You laugh too. 986 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:21,300 You can laugh at everything but not with everyone! - Don't point the finger at me! 987 01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:25,300 Watch your tone Albino! - Get back Kirikou ! 988 01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:27,100 André! 989 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,900 Claude... 990 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:37,800 Exactly... Indeed... Thanks a lot. Bye. 991 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,200 They found them! 992 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,800 They're at Chinon's jail. - For what reason? 993 01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:47,800 Public drunkenness! Insulting public servant! - What! 994 01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:52,000 It can be serious... - Mom! We're going to be deported from France! 995 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:56,100 Our wedding ceremony is screwed up! They got what they wanted! 996 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:12,000 Let me talk ok? 997 01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:16,900 I'm sorry Claude. It's the fault of this idiot of Abino! 998 01:21:16,900 --> 01:21:19,200 I'm not a fucking Albino! My Dad's blond! 999 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:25,200 Seriously Claude isn't he albino? - I don't give a shit! My nose is broken! 1000 01:21:26,100 --> 01:21:32,100 Finally! They're coming for us! My son-in-law is a lawyer! 1001 01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:34,100 I don't understand ... 1002 01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:39,100 Who are you for Mr Verneuil? - His son-in-law! 1003 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,600 What about you? - His son in law. 1004 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:47,200 His son-in-law too I guess... - Yes officer. 1005 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:54,600 If you say you're his son-in-law I'll blow a fuse! - Almost... 1006 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,500 Almost? - I'm Mr. Koffi's son. 1007 01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:01,900 Tomorrow I'll marry Mr Verneuil's daughter. So I'm almost his son-in-law. 1008 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:07,500 Get out of here! Get the fuck out ! 1009 01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:15,400 I never said he was as good as Robert Badinter! (famous lawyer) 1010 01:22:29,100 --> 01:22:33,900 Everything's fine. Hopefully they'll be freed just before the wedding ceremony! - Hopefully? 1011 01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:37,000 Hopefully... 1012 01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:46,500 What are you doing? 1013 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,300 I come back to Paris. 1014 01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:52,700 I want to cancel everything. It cannot work! - Are you kidding me? 1015 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:56,400 Is it because we had an argument earlier? - Not at all! - So what? 1016 01:22:56,500 --> 01:23:00,900 Our families can't be friends! -We love each other, it what's matter! 1017 01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:04,100 We'll suffer of this situation in the future! 1018 01:23:04,700 --> 01:23:07,900 Charles my parents want to divorce! 1019 01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:15,200 It's going too far! - Could you tell to our future child that their grandparents divorced because of us? 1020 01:23:16,100 --> 01:23:19,600 No I couldn't... 1021 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:35,400 Don't be mad at me! I'm sorry. 1022 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,700 "Saturday July 5th. Wedding day" 1023 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:49,600 Let's do some fish quenelles! It's delicious! 1024 01:23:51,900 --> 01:23:57,300 You're so welcoming... What's wrong? Someone's dead? - We need to talk! - We need to talk! 1025 01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:02,400 Give us a break! We're hungry! - Shut your mouth! 1026 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:09,600 Listen guys! You have to bring back Laure and Charles for 11am in the church! 1027 01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,600 Otherwise don't even come back here! 1028 01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:14,000 Right Madeleine? - Exactly! 1029 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,500 What happened? 1030 01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:35,400 Where's my daughter? - In the train... 1031 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:41,100 Incapable of keeping his wife! Good-for-nothing ! 1032 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:07,300 Laure! How can you be so irrational! 1033 01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:11,300 I prefer to cancel the wedding rather than watching both of you fighting in the church ! 1034 01:25:11,300 --> 01:25:14,300 What're you talking about? We're the best friends of the world! Right André ? 1035 01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:16,200 We love each other! 1036 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:19,800 You're always fighting! I found your handkerchief full of blood! - It's nothing! 1037 01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,800 It was a Blood Pact! Like brothers! 1038 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:28,400 Blood Pact with your nose Dad? It's too late anyway, it's a direct train to Paris! 1039 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:35,000 Oh la la ! Please! 1040 01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:38,900 He is having malaise! Stop the train! 1041 01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:43,700 He is the Burundi Finance Minister! Hurry up! 1042 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:48,800 Burundi? - It's working! 1043 01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:20,000 Don't be worried! She'll come! Beautiful ladies are always late! 1044 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:23,400 Actually I don't know ha! That's what people told me! 1045 01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:38,900 As a soldier I'll make a clear and concise speech! 1046 01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,300 I didn't want him to talk... 1047 01:27:41,300 --> 01:27:44,700 Today is a big day for my family. 1048 01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:46,900 It's a relief ! 1049 01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:53,100 My elder son is finally taken! With a gorgeous lady! 1050 01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:57,600 To be honest I was starting to be worried! 1051 01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:04,900 Especially since he missed his Baccalauréat.. and started a joke of a job ! 1052 01:28:07,900 --> 01:28:12,700 Son! I'm teasing you! I'm proud of you! 1053 01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:18,300 I'm also proud of my French family in law! 1054 01:28:18,700 --> 01:28:22,000 Claude! - Thanks André. 1055 01:28:27,100 --> 01:28:31,100 Thanks! I'm also very happy for this wedding. 1056 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:35,400 To be honest I'm kind of jealous! 1057 01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:40,200 Charles and Laure are young, beautiful and intelligent! 1058 01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:43,700 You're going to do a great honey moon! It's unfair ! 1059 01:28:43,700 --> 01:28:48,000 So I had an idea... Marie? 1060 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:51,700 Do you want to do another honey moon with me? 1061 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:57,400 Yes! - Perfect! 1062 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,500 We'll go all over the world! 1063 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:02,500 We'll visit Chao's family in Beijing, ... 1064 01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:05,300 Rachid's family in Algiers! ... 1065 01:29:05,300 --> 01:29:09,700 David's one in Tel-Aviv! And Finally we'll visit Abidjan! 1066 01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:14,300 Where I'll collect my money André! - I'll give you a money transfer! 1067 01:29:14,300 --> 01:29:15,900 Thanks. 1068 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:20,000 Just married! 1069 01:29:49,700 --> 01:30:00,900 (Coupé-décalé music) 1070 01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:07,700 Traduction: Monsieur Dieu