1 00:00:38,567 --> 00:00:43,776 Mr. Rachid Abdoul Mohamed Benassem, 2 00:00:43,776 --> 00:00:51,483 Do you agree to marry Ms Isabelle Susanne Marie Verneuil ? 3 00:00:51,483 --> 00:00:56,379 Yes. - Ms. Isabelle Susanne Marie Verneuil 4 00:00:56,483 --> 00:01:03,045 Do you agree to marry Mr. Rachid Abdoul Mohamed? 5 00:01:03,045 --> 00:01:05,128 Yes. 6 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:10,127 In the name of the law I now pronounce you man and wife. 7 00:01:15,565 --> 00:01:17,814 ONE YEAR LATER 8 00:01:17,814 --> 00:01:19,897 STILL at the city hall of Chinon 9 00:01:19,897 --> 00:01:23,563 Ms. Odile Huguette Marie Verneuil 10 00:01:23,563 --> 00:01:26,147 Do you agree to marry 11 00:01:26,147 --> 00:01:31,314 Mr. David Maurice Isaac Bénichou ? 12 00:01:31,314 --> 00:01:35,478 Yes. - Then I now pronounce you man and wife. 13 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:45,812 ONE YEAR LATER 14 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 STILL at the city hall of Chinon 15 00:01:47,062 --> 00:01:51,227 Mademoiselle Ségolène Chantal Marie Verneuil 16 00:01:51,227 --> 00:01:54,894 Do you agree to marry 17 00:01:53,978 --> 00:01:57,644 Mr. Chao Pierre Paul Ling? 18 00:01:57,644 --> 00:02:03,226 Yes. -Then I now pronounce you man and wife. 19 00:02:06,309 --> 00:02:08,142 Smile everyone! 20 00:02:08,142 --> 00:02:10,893 I see two who do not smile! 21 00:02:14,559 --> 00:02:17,143 Perfect. Don't move! 22 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:26,307 "What did we do to God?" (Serial bad weddings) 23 00:02:26,559 --> 00:02:29,391 Paris, six months later... 24 00:02:29,391 --> 00:02:34,390 It's going to be a bloodbath! - No they got the best Rabbi. 25 00:02:34,557 --> 00:02:40,140 He'll cut my grandson's penis! - Please Claude... 26 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:44,473 Make an effort! I would prefer to be in Chinon right now too! 27 00:02:45,057 --> 00:02:47,806 I'm not sure I can watch it! 28 00:02:47,806 --> 00:02:52,073 I watched an awful documentary on TV about female genital mutilations in Mali and I... 29 00:02:53,388 --> 00:02:56,805 Hello everybody. - Hello Marie, hello Claude. 30 00:02:56,805 --> 00:02:59,472 How was your trip? - Good thank you. 31 00:03:01,972 --> 00:03:06,805 I look like a tank! - No you look radiant. Sublime! 32 00:03:06,805 --> 00:03:11,638 Did you choose a name? - No we haven't decided yet. 33 00:03:11,638 --> 00:03:16,054 We're hesitating between Antoine, Lucas or ... - Mahmoud. 34 00:03:17,305 --> 00:03:18,887 Mahmoud? 35 00:03:20,137 --> 00:03:23,886 Yeah I like Mahmoud. What about you? 36 00:03:23,886 --> 00:03:29,303 All of them are nice... I probably prefer Lucas and Antoine tho... 37 00:03:29,303 --> 00:03:32,885 Me too... Mahmoud it's not an easy name... 38 00:03:32,885 --> 00:03:35,636 It sounds like mammoth! 39 00:03:40,052 --> 00:03:43,550 Great atmosphere... 40 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:47,467 You're silly! - He almost had a heart attack! 41 00:03:47,467 --> 00:03:50,717 I swear I have not converted to Judaism! 42 00:03:50,717 --> 00:03:53,383 I hope you didn't! - Why don't you baptize him? 43 00:03:53,383 --> 00:03:56,549 Benjamin may like to be Catholic later! 44 00:03:56,549 --> 00:04:02,049 Mom, for the last time.... circumcision doesn't makes him a Jew. And it is hygienic! 45 00:04:02,049 --> 00:04:05,799 so you avoid infections. - Mine is still intact and I'm totally healthy. 46 00:04:05,799 --> 00:04:09,299 Claude please! - Hello dear father and mother in-law! 47 00:04:09,299 --> 00:04:11,216 Good luck.... 48 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:14,132 Listen Chao, stop calling me like that! It makes me nervous. 49 00:04:14,465 --> 00:04:18,630 I'm sorry I won't do it again. - Hi honey.. 50 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,713 Hey Marie. - Hey Chao. 51 00:04:18,713 --> 00:04:21,381 When do you go back to Chinon? - Tomorrow night. 52 00:04:21,381 --> 00:04:24,047 Let's have a family lunch tomorrow! 53 00:04:24,047 --> 00:04:26,631 Great idea! I will cook a specialty from my country. 54 00:04:26,797 --> 00:04:28,797 A steamed Dim Zum! 55 00:04:32,214 --> 00:04:35,047 It was a joke... - It is going to start!!! 56 00:04:35,047 --> 00:04:38,379 Circumcision... - No need to rush... 57 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:42,545 Those lame jokes... - This Thai accent was so stupid... 58 00:04:43,296 --> 00:04:44,879 Ah ok ... 59 00:05:04,628 --> 00:05:07,711 Ugh! Poor little baby! It's really horrible. 60 00:05:17,127 --> 00:05:20,293 Weird taste....This champagne must be kosher. 61 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:27,210 It's itching ! Finish your glass I want to shower in the hotel! 62 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:33,542 Claude, Marie! That's for you! 63 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,957 Thanks David, what is it? - Benjamin's foreskin! 64 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,207 That's a great honor for you you know... 65 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:46,707 I guess...What should we do with it? - Traditionally you bury the foreskin in the family yard. 66 00:05:46,707 --> 00:05:50,623 We don't have one so you can bury it in your yard. 67 00:05:50,623 --> 00:05:53,706 If it is so important why did you cut it off? 68 00:05:55,374 --> 00:05:58,973 My husband was joking, give me this foreskin! - Thanks Marie! 69 00:06:01,289 --> 00:06:04,122 It will go under the apple tree. 70 00:06:15,621 --> 00:06:19,288 You do not like it Marie? - Yes Chao it is quite tasty. 71 00:06:19,288 --> 00:06:22,703 Just a little bit dry. - That's the least you can say... 72 00:06:22,703 --> 00:06:24,787 What meat is it? - Ostrich. 73 00:06:24,787 --> 00:06:29,371 Ostrich? - Usually I cook with pork it's less dry but... 74 00:06:30,453 --> 00:06:32,536 Yes of course... 75 00:06:32,536 --> 00:06:36,120 I don't eat pork but I am not an Islamist ! 76 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,286 Look! I drink wine. - But I was not worried... 77 00:06:39,286 --> 00:06:43,285 So do I. No pork ! You know.. It's a millenary tradition. 78 00:06:43,285 --> 00:06:47,951 Well I'm from Auvergne but I'm not going to eat Aligot (Cheezy potatoes) every day! 79 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,367 What nonsense Daddy ! 80 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:54,534 C'mon I was just joking! I teased them only. 81 00:06:54,534 --> 00:06:57,700 Ah ah ah! Very funny Claude! 82 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:03,118 What a kiss ass... 83 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:06,867 Oh Benjamin is awake! - Can I see him? Sure Mom. 84 00:07:08,116 --> 00:07:11,199 Girls, do you still eat pork? 85 00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:13,531 Don't worry, I'm still a good little Frenchwoman. 86 00:07:13,531 --> 00:07:20,448 Rabbit! Rabbit! How cute! Always smiling! He doesn't look traumatized at least. 87 00:07:20,865 --> 00:07:23,697 Of course Marie, it was painless. Painless? 88 00:07:23,697 --> 00:07:26,615 His foreskin was cut! It wasn't really sweet! 89 00:07:26,615 --> 00:07:30,613 Sorry David but.. I think it's almost barbaric! 90 00:07:30,613 --> 00:07:35,530 Claude, after 8 days the nervous system of the child is not mature yet. 91 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:40,113 That's why we, Jews, do it at this age. Unlike the Muslims! They do it at 6 years old!! 92 00:07:41,446 --> 00:07:44,446 What are you assuming David? That Muslims are barbarians? 93 00:07:44,446 --> 00:07:49,196 No he just said the earlier the better. - But this tone was not necessary! 94 00:07:49,196 --> 00:07:51,945 Sorry Isabelle. But he must have suffered like hell ! 95 00:07:51,945 --> 00:07:55,445 Imagine! They cut your fucking dick at 6 years old !! 96 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:02,861 Seriously Rachid, it was painful right? - Not at all! It's a good memory! 97 00:08:03,528 --> 00:08:07,111 I would do it again tomorrow. - What an hypocrite ! 98 00:08:07,527 --> 00:08:11,277 Stop the Jews/Arabs fights ! Cant' you make peace for one day? 99 00:08:11,277 --> 00:08:14,360 That's not your business. Let us argue! 100 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,194 Absolutely Rachid. We communicate at least. 101 00:08:17,194 --> 00:08:20,693 Unlike Chinese people! You never know what they think! - What do you mean? 102 00:08:21,442 --> 00:08:28,443 Chinese are deceitful? - No I'm just saying Chinese make no effort to approach others! Right? 103 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,525 Joker. 104 00:08:31,525 --> 00:08:34,608 No idea. Except Chao I don't know any Chinese guys. 105 00:08:34,608 --> 00:08:38,274 I agree with David. Neither a smile nor a hello. 106 00:08:38,357 --> 00:08:41,358 Since the Chinese bought all the tobacco shops I'm almost done with smoking! 107 00:08:41,358 --> 00:08:43,940 At least Arab shopkeepers have commercial skills! 108 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:49,606 No commercial skills really? Chinese took over the Sentier to Jews and Belleville to Arabs neighborhoods! 109 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:53,439 They're good! Admit it David! 110 00:08:53,439 --> 00:08:56,774 Jews gone bankrupt because of the Chinese! 111 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,606 Shall we talk about something else? 112 00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:06,021 Are you going on holiday? - No because I need to prepare my exposition. 113 00:09:06,021 --> 00:09:09,522 Darling your paintings look more and more happy ... 114 00:09:13,022 --> 00:09:17,604 C'mon Claude, you know she is hyper emotional. - Hey I can hear you Mom! 115 00:09:17,604 --> 00:09:22,270 I'm not hyper emotional I'm just sensitive. - I know honey I know... 116 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,853 Mom, what did you do last night? - We ate in Montmartre 117 00:09:25,853 --> 00:09:29,604 In a small local bistro! - Great! Give me the address. 118 00:09:29,604 --> 00:09:35,270 Of course... - Great? We were lost in Barbès on our way back... Very local too! 119 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:39,686 What do you mean by local? - Rachid don't be angry... 120 00:09:39,686 --> 00:09:43,769 ...but for people from the countryside like us, Barbès is a shock ! 121 00:09:43,769 --> 00:09:48,352 Luckily I had my passport because I felt like I was in Bab El Oued ! 122 00:09:48,352 --> 00:09:53,435 You can't say that Dad! - But it's a fact! There was no Frenchman in the streets! 123 00:09:53,685 --> 00:09:56,268 How did you know they were not French? Did you ask their ID ? 124 00:09:56,268 --> 00:09:59,850 What's this tone Rachid? Can't we argue quietly? 125 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:04,100 Do you call that a debate? Since the beginning your comments have been controversial ! 126 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,600 Controversial? - Yes like on the verge.... 127 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,767 On the verge of being racist! - Racist? Me? 128 00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:12,266 But I am Republican and Gaullist like my father ! 129 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:15,516 Calm down Claude. - I'm calm but I can't accept being called a racist! 130 00:10:15,808 --> 00:10:19,807 Of my four daughters I offered 3 to sons of immigrants ! 131 00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:23,266 And you? What did you do for France? 132 00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:28,098 So first you didn't "offer" us! Second, General De Gaulle is dead! Three, calm down! 133 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:32,682 Marie we go home to Chinon now! - But Claude ... 134 00:10:32,682 --> 00:10:35,931 Please stay for the dessert. - No thanks I do not like lychees ! 135 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,597 There is no lychee ... 136 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:44,680 These people are so irritable! 137 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:47,680 It was like a LICRA (Anti Racism) meeting, not a lunch! 138 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,096 They aren't really nice... - I can't see them! 139 00:10:50,096 --> 00:10:55,263 Chao what a kiss ass! His laugh! Sounds like a chick that is going to be killed. 140 00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:58,928 I have a hard time with David. Odile deserved better. 141 00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:03,595 Much better! Such an intelligent girl. He is just a loser living at her expense. 142 00:11:03,595 --> 00:11:07,345 I thought Jews were good for business. Apparently not all of them... 143 00:11:07,345 --> 00:11:12,011 The most difficult is Rachid. - He's the worst! So irritable! 144 00:11:12,011 --> 00:11:14,761 We have really won the Jackpot darling... 145 00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:18,843 My damned Norman cake ! 146 00:11:20,843 --> 00:11:23,177 I'm ashamed. - Me too. 147 00:11:23,177 --> 00:11:27,426 Do not take it too seriously. You know dad... He needs to be provocative... 148 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:31,031 Try to understand him, a countryman in Barbès! It's like "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" ! 149 00:11:31,238 --> 00:11:35,488 Really? What if he had called the 13th district Beijing ? 150 00:11:35,592 --> 00:11:39,759 There are only Chinese people there, it's a fact ! But if he had called all Arabs thieves... 151 00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:41,800 Thieves? - Darling... 152 00:11:41,696 --> 00:11:46,779 Hey I don't think that...I tried to think like a racist guy. - You stop ! Don't do it again ok? 153 00:11:47,049 --> 00:11:50,717 What if I say Asian have small dicks ? - What? - Enough ! 154 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,174 How can you be so foolish? 155 00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,923 She really needs to find a guy ! 156 00:11:59,923 --> 00:12:04,506 Let's forget it! Chao made a delicious Normandy Tart! Want some? 157 00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:09,006 No thanks we have to go... - Us too. Benjamin is tired. 158 00:12:15,506 --> 00:12:21,671 Why did you park like this? - I didn't... This car probably pushed mine into yours... 159 00:12:21,671 --> 00:12:26,254 Are you fucking kidding me? This car was already here! We're stuck ! 160 00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:30,671 What a fucking dumb ass! - Are you calling me a dumb ass for this? You're the dumb ass! 161 00:12:30,671 --> 00:12:34,919 Enough kids! - Come back for dessert! My cake is delicious 162 00:12:35,336 --> 00:12:39,836 If it's as dry as your ostrich you can shove it! - What? 163 00:12:39,836 --> 00:12:44,919 - David stop being so vulgar! - It's his fault! He ruined the atmosphere with his references about pork! 164 00:12:44,919 --> 00:12:47,586 Why didn't you cook noodles fucking jackass? 165 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:50,585 Now it's going to be bad... 166 00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:55,751 David you know what? Forget our appointment with my bank. 167 00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:58,918 You can go fuck yourself with your vintage phone project! 168 00:12:58,918 --> 00:13:03,000 Do you think I need you? I have more contacts in banks than you'll ever have. You're a joke! 169 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:08,917 Hey get with the present. Times have changed! Jews in finance? It's over! Now it's the Chinese! 170 00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:13,583 We are taking over! We're about to buy everything! Deauville, the Kippa and even Israel! 171 00:13:14,249 --> 00:13:18,499 I swear on my Grandmother's grave I'm going to punch you in the face! - Come my Falafel! 172 00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:20,917 Five years of Krav Maga you'll feel it! 173 00:13:21,666 --> 00:13:25,248 Aren't you going to do something? - If I do something I'd destroy both of them! - Really... 174 00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:32,915 Are you fucking crazy? - I just defended myself! 175 00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:39,831 Hey! I'm not a Tibetan! - Throat attack, that's typical Chinese... 176 00:13:52,246 --> 00:13:58,245 Hey my little Clovis here we come. Mom and Dad are home! 177 00:13:59,995 --> 00:14:02,996 You're hungry. We are too. 178 00:14:03,079 --> 00:14:07,661 We ate really bad Chinese food. - It was awful indeed.. 179 00:14:08,579 --> 00:14:10,827 It tasted like rubber. 180 00:14:14,162 --> 00:14:18,078 Bury a foreskin what nonsense! This belongs in a dump! 181 00:14:18,078 --> 00:14:21,576 They gave us one assignment.It is religious it's sacred. 182 00:14:21,576 --> 00:14:24,328 Religious sacred... 183 00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:27,326 Where's the box? 184 00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:33,242 Disgusting ! - Put it back in the box! 185 00:14:33,242 --> 00:14:35,410 Ugh! I can't touch it! 186 00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:37,492 Clovis stay away! 187 00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:40,493 This idiot just ate the foreskin! 188 00:14:44,075 --> 00:14:45,908 He loved it... 189 00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:54,407 Well let's go... - Don't think about it ! 190 00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:59,324 Besides Clovis, you and I no one will ever know. 191 00:15:01,573 --> 00:15:05,573 No traces! Voila! Hop! 192 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:11,156 We did what they asked. 193 00:15:11,156 --> 00:15:13,823 I'm going to have a whisky now. A little whisky. 194 00:15:18,905 --> 00:15:21,572 "Chinon eighteen months later" 195 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:25,238 Everything is all right Ms Verneuil. You have arteries of a 20 years old lady! 196 00:15:25,238 --> 00:15:31,322 It's not possible! I don't eat, I sleep all time. I must have something. 197 00:15:32,071 --> 00:15:33,737 It's in your head. 198 00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:36,238 You have all the symptoms of depression. 199 00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,321 I think you should see a specialist. 200 00:15:38,321 --> 00:15:40,403 A specialist? 201 00:15:40,403 --> 00:15:42,320 You mean a psychologist? 202 00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:52,985 Father? Oh God... not her! 203 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,903 I dedicated my whole life to my daughters, 204 00:15:55,903 --> 00:15:59,152 I sacrified everything to make them happy. 205 00:15:59,152 --> 00:16:03,067 For what? For not seeing them no more. I barely know my grandchildren... 206 00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:08,318 Life is complicated enough so if you add cultural, 207 00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:10,401 religious and education problems it's... 208 00:16:10,401 --> 00:16:16,817 We talked about it already Ms Verneuil. It's normal, it's globalization! You'll adapt ! 209 00:16:16,817 --> 00:16:21,150 Look, my bishop is Malagasy... It wasn't easy at first but now everything's great! 210 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:24,482 I know Doctor... I mean Father ! 211 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:28,649 I feel bad to think this way. But I wanted to marry them in this church. 212 00:16:28,649 --> 00:16:32,733 It's here where I was married, where my parents were married too! 213 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:34,649 Where my aunt Geneviève made her Communion... 214 00:16:34,649 --> 00:16:36,732 273 Euros? This is overpriced! 215 00:16:36,732 --> 00:16:39,399 What? Sorry? _ Nothing... 216 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,981 I was thinking to your last one Laure right? Right. 217 00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:47,981 She'll may be marry a Catholic! Keep the faith! Amen Father! 218 00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:00,396 What are you doing? Don't disturb me please! 219 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:05,645 I'm writing a speech about the wedding contract modification for the Community of Acquisition 220 00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:11,729 It's a really important contribution that I want to do before the annual Notaries Meeting. 221 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:15,562 Ok, no need to be rude. Not today. 222 00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:18,978 I saw the Doctor and - And? 223 00:17:18,978 --> 00:17:22,060 I have a depression. - Whew! I was worried it was serious. 224 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:25,394 But depression can really be serious! 225 00:17:25,394 --> 00:17:28,143 Of course ! I'm sorry Darling ! 226 00:17:28,143 --> 00:17:35,143 I miss my daughters you know! - Yes, yes.... I know 227 00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:38,309 What about invite them for Christmas? 228 00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:40,392 Who? 229 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,809 Our daughters, their husbands, their children. I need to see them. 230 00:17:43,809 --> 00:17:46,810 But do you remember what happened last time? 231 00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:52,225 It was a little bit our fault too with our negative stereotypes... 232 00:17:52,225 --> 00:17:55,807 Before asking them to understand us we should make a step toward them! - What? 233 00:17:55,807 --> 00:18:00,474 Listen Darling I'm sorry but we've already tried so many times. 234 00:18:00,474 --> 00:18:04,974 These efforts are probably a cause of your depression! 235 00:18:05,224 --> 00:18:06,640 Do you think so? 236 00:18:07,306 --> 00:18:11,306 Kosher market is growing! Organic market too! 237 00:18:11,306 --> 00:18:13,389 Both together is going to be a success! 238 00:18:13,806 --> 00:18:15,473 It's going to be a flop. 239 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:16,806 Flop? - Flop! 240 00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:23,055 There are about 600,000 Jews in France. Among them 20% eat Kasher... 241 00:18:23,055 --> 00:18:27,639 More... Ok let's say 30%, it makes 180,000 242 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:32,222 10% of them maximum eat organic, right? Not even 20,000 potential clients! 243 00:18:34,888 --> 00:18:39,221 Your business is a micro market. You should rather apply for a microcredit... 244 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:45,303 Bravo! - Do you eat Kosher by the way? No... 245 00:18:45,303 --> 00:18:50,220 Neither your Mom? - She died 6 months ago... - Ah! She won't eat at all ! 246 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,886 Sorry... - Leave! 247 00:18:54,386 --> 00:18:57,136 Motherfucker! 248 00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:01,802 Yes Darling? _ How was your appointment? 249 00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:05,135 Bad as usual... - Don't give up! BioMitzvah is a great concept! 250 00:19:06,469 --> 00:19:08,718 Just 2 seconds Monsieur Berger... 251 00:19:09,301 --> 00:19:12,301 I have a good news! We go on vacation for Christmas! - We're going to ski ? 252 00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:16,134 No, we'll go to Chinon with the family. - This is GOOD news ? 253 00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:18,300 Jacky Chan and Arafat will be there too? 254 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:21,467 Well! Have a good day see you later love. 255 00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:23,550 Here I come Monsieur Berger! 256 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,882 Hey there is no proof I had Hashish. I'm innocent! 257 00:19:28,882 --> 00:19:32,800 No proof, but you're not innocent yet! So let me defend you and stay quiet... 258 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,632 Ok brother. - Oh! I'm not your bro, I'm your lawyer! 259 00:19:36,945 --> 00:19:40,528 Lawyer? I eat those avocados (French homonym for lawyer) 260 00:19:41,132 --> 00:19:43,548 Hello Darling? 261 00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:46,298 Still in Bobigny... - How's it going? 262 00:19:46,611 --> 00:19:48,860 -Pfff ... Another brainless hooded guy. 263 00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:52,631 What? Christmas with your parents? 264 00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:57,464 Oh fuck! Hold on... 265 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,463 Is this being quiet? 266 00:20:01,297 --> 00:20:05,130 Hey what are you doing bro? Fuck off... 267 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:08,546 Excuse me Darling, I was with the brainless dude. 268 00:20:08,546 --> 00:20:10,713 So who's coming for Christmas? 269 00:20:10,879 --> 00:20:13,462 Bruce Lee and Popeck? 270 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:17,795 Gaddafi and Enrico Macias will be there? - It's not funny, my Mom is depressed... 271 00:20:17,795 --> 00:20:19,628 Oh sorry... 272 00:20:19,628 --> 00:20:24,545 Girls have you heard? You'll meet your aunts and uncles! 273 00:20:26,878 --> 00:20:30,462 Sorry Mom I was busy, couldn't call you back... 274 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:33,211 Yes I know, I got Odile's text... 275 00:20:33,211 --> 00:20:36,460 Of course I'll come it's a great idea! 276 00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:41,460 Have a good night and kiss Dad for me. 277 00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:49,043 It was my Mom... - I know... - She wants all the family for Christmas. 278 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,210 Am I invited? 279 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:57,208 Well... soon! Probably next Christmas. 280 00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:00,958 So a Chinese, a Jew, an Arab it's ok but not a Black? 281 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:04,291 It's like "Marriage for Everyone" except for Africans? - Idiot... 282 00:21:04,459 --> 00:21:08,124 You know, I didn't meet your family yet too! 283 00:21:08,124 --> 00:21:11,541 Oh... There is no problem on my side! They just live for away, otherwise.... 284 00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:14,539 My parents are very tolerant! 285 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:18,207 You know, in Africa doors are open! Everybody can come! 286 00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:22,040 No White, no Black but Human first! - I'm sorry Charles... 287 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:26,456 The problem is that you come after the 3 others... - Yeah... 288 00:21:26,456 --> 00:21:31,122 Be patient, I need to prepare them to this shock. - Am I the shock? 289 00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:39,121 Yes you are! You're my shock! My chocolate! 290 00:21:40,204 --> 00:21:44,204 My little yogurt! 291 00:21:44,204 --> 00:21:46,454 Get ride of your clothes! 292 00:21:48,037 --> 00:21:52,204 Josianne! I'm going to Tours for grocery. - Ok Madame! 293 00:21:59,203 --> 00:22:01,952 Hello Madame. - Hello Sir. - What would you like? 294 00:22:01,952 --> 00:22:04,786 A turkey please. 295 00:22:05,118 --> 00:22:07,703 Excuse me, it's Halal right? 296 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,618 Yes Madame, everything is Halal here! 297 00:22:11,285 --> 00:22:14,619 "Even the old rich women convert to Islam..." 298 00:22:14,619 --> 00:22:17,869 "This country is really fucked up!" 299 00:22:20,451 --> 00:22:23,452 Let me escort you to the door. 300 00:22:23,452 --> 00:22:26,533 Thanks a lot Madame. Shabbat Shalom! 301 00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:29,533 Thank you! Shalabat Shalom to you! - Thanks... 302 00:22:33,116 --> 00:22:36,783 Hello! I would like to talk with the cook. 303 00:22:36,783 --> 00:22:43,199 Sanitation Control? -Oh no... I just need a tip for a recipe! 304 00:22:48,281 --> 00:22:52,949 Good evening Darling. - Good evening! I'm cooking a soup. 305 00:22:53,615 --> 00:22:57,115 Darling, I met the Dupuy-Jambard family this afternoon. 306 00:22:57,115 --> 00:23:00,780 Their son Xavier is at Chinon for Christmas. I thought he was in Washington DC... 307 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,363 Yes but he comes back here for Christmas. 308 00:23:03,363 --> 00:23:05,614 Why are you talking about him? - Guess... 309 00:23:05,614 --> 00:23:09,613 Well, Laure and Xavier it could work! Xavier Dupuy-Jambard? 310 00:23:09,613 --> 00:23:12,029 He's so ugly ! 311 00:23:12,029 --> 00:23:16,196 You don't know what you want! He's from Touraine he's Catholic and from a good family! 312 00:23:16,717 --> 00:23:21,050 And not that ugly! He has character this is what matters for a man ! 313 00:23:21,155 --> 00:23:23,320 Xavier Dupuy-Jambard... 314 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:27,778 Hurry up you'll miss your plane! 315 00:23:32,361 --> 00:23:34,444 Oh I forgot... 316 00:23:37,027 --> 00:23:42,444 Mademoiselle Laure Verneuil would you like to marry me, Charles Koffi the first? 317 00:23:42,444 --> 00:23:44,193 Are you serious? 318 00:23:44,193 --> 00:23:48,360 Yes! I don't want to be the illegal of the family no more! 319 00:23:49,193 --> 00:23:50,860 I accept! 320 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,942 I have to go. - I love you! 321 00:23:58,024 --> 00:24:03,358 Hey you have no choice it's official now! You have to tell your family! 322 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:06,025 Merry Christmas Darling! 323 00:24:10,192 --> 00:24:13,857 I'm just asking you not to talk about Tobbacco shops! Ok ok... 324 00:24:14,190 --> 00:24:21,441 If someone says something stereotypical about Jews, like they're over represented in the media or dentists, ignore them ok? 325 00:24:21,441 --> 00:24:23,523 Ok, but... 326 00:24:23,523 --> 00:24:26,440 ...the first who provokes me about Israel, I'll fuck him up! 327 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:31,606 Can't you stop with all these "fuck"? Fuck, Motherfuckers, On my grandfather's grave... 328 00:24:31,606 --> 00:24:38,439 This is vulgar! Do you understand? This is shocking for my parents! - What can I say? "Jesus Christ" ? 329 00:24:39,272 --> 00:24:48,438 Rachid... let's be short, if someone associates immigration and crimes, please don't react! Don't say anything ok? 330 00:24:48,770 --> 00:24:52,937 So you're asking me to be a coward, right? - No! Just be cool and relax! 331 00:24:52,937 --> 00:24:59,103 Be smart. Is this possible? - It's green... 332 00:24:59,853 --> 00:25:04,020 What if someone jokes about Chinese? What shall I do? - Well, you smile... 333 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:08,852 So I play the Chinese actually, right? - Exactly... 334 00:25:09,269 --> 00:25:15,518 Claude, avoid all sensitive topics ok? Israel, the Dalaï Lama, the burqa... 335 00:25:15,518 --> 00:25:21,851 Yes, yes, yes... - Above all, not a word about the French Football Team! - Yes, yes... 336 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:31,433 Voilà! As if it was its normal place! 337 00:25:31,850 --> 00:25:35,101 Ah! The first guests! - I bet 20 Euros it's the Chinese... 338 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,099 Don't start please! Put on your tie. 339 00:25:38,099 --> 00:25:41,933 Oh C'mon! We're not welcoming Queen Elizabeth! 340 00:25:45,433 --> 00:25:50,348 I won! You owe me 20 Euros Darling! 341 00:26:14,930 --> 00:26:18,346 Charles! 342 00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:24,761 3 hours late! Last time with Royal Air Maroc! 343 00:26:24,761 --> 00:26:28,096 My baby! - How are you Mom? Sup sister? 344 00:26:28,096 --> 00:26:32,095 How're you Dad? - So you're living with Catherine Deneuve? 345 00:26:32,512 --> 00:26:34,761 What a snitch! 346 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:40,427 You promised to invite me to Paris! I'm still waiting for the ticket! My bags have been packed since 1920! 347 00:26:43,677 --> 00:26:46,927 I was going to tell you! Her name is Laure. 348 00:26:47,093 --> 00:26:51,261 We've been living together for one year. - One year and half! - One year and half? 349 00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:54,843 So you're going to get married? - Yes... 350 00:26:55,260 --> 00:27:01,009 So first you stopped your studies to become a joke and now you're going to marry a White! 351 00:27:01,009 --> 00:27:05,675 But Dad.... - And cut your hair! I can't see them! 352 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:18,590 It's highlighting the room! 353 00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:22,507 Eugénie darling! Give me! 354 00:27:25,173 --> 00:27:28,340 Awe! They are so cute! 355 00:27:28,673 --> 00:27:32,006 Thank you. Who drew this? 356 00:27:32,505 --> 00:27:36,589 They look like Aunt Geneviève. How funny... 357 00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:40,089 Yes darling! Like Aunt Geneviève. 358 00:27:40,589 --> 00:27:44,172 No Rudy, this is not a camel. It's a goat. 359 00:27:44,422 --> 00:27:48,588 Hey kids! it's nice right? It's called a Nativity Scene. 360 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:53,254 Here this is the donkey. Hee Haw.. 361 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:57,255 Here is the cow. Moooo... 362 00:27:57,754 --> 00:28:00,503 And here... 363 00:28:00,503 --> 00:28:05,086 It's Jesus. He's God's son! 364 00:28:06,503 --> 00:28:08,670 See you later. 365 00:28:09,002 --> 00:28:14,087 Your Grandma made Jesus more important than he actually is... He's just a prophet. 366 00:28:14,919 --> 00:28:19,002 Uncle Davis's right. He's just a prophet! 367 00:28:19,753 --> 00:28:23,167 I don't feel it. Claude! You promised me! 368 00:28:27,001 --> 00:28:33,500 As you're here, in this home where our daughters grew up I want to apologize. 369 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:38,750 I'm deeply sorry if my words hurt you last time. Even if I didn't mean to be mean... 370 00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:43,416 No problem! This is an old story. Ah thank you! It's a relief! 371 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:48,916 Because as a Gaullist I was really sad that you could think I was racist! 372 00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:53,332 Sorry Claude, I didn't control my words... Everybody has a hidden racist side... 373 00:28:54,832 --> 00:29:01,998 I want you to know that we have nothing against Jews, Arabs or Chinese. 374 00:29:01,998 --> 00:29:05,331 Because you're French like us! - Absolutely! 375 00:29:05,497 --> 00:29:10,830 Well honestly at first, you weren't the dream sons-in-law! 376 00:29:12,830 --> 00:29:16,248 I hope I didn't hurt you.... - No, no... 377 00:29:16,767 --> 00:29:20,351 It would be the same for my Dad if all of my sisters were married with men from Auvergne! 378 00:29:20,581 --> 00:29:24,996 Personally my Mom had a hard time accepting Odile! - Indeed.... 379 00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:30,246 Not my parents! They were so happy! Except when I told them she was an artist.... 380 00:29:31,413 --> 00:29:36,578 The most important is to make our daughters happy. If they're happy we'll be happy too! 381 00:29:36,578 --> 00:29:40,994 The 3 of you are welcome in the Verneuil family. 382 00:29:40,994 --> 00:29:47,660 Thanks. Let's make a toast for the family! To the family! 383 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:54,494 What's wrong darling? - Sorry but... it's snowing... 384 00:29:56,493 --> 00:30:01,993 Yes so what? - It's the magic of Christmas! 385 00:30:01,993 --> 00:30:04,326 Yes... 386 00:30:04,326 --> 00:30:08,326 To the magic of Christmas! - To the magic of Christmas! 387 00:30:12,575 --> 00:30:15,575 How was I? - You were perfect! 388 00:30:15,575 --> 00:30:19,491 Sure it was not too much? - No, it was good. 389 00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:26,906 Three turkeys? Isn't it too much? - Well there are 9 of us. 390 00:30:26,906 --> 00:30:32,240 It's a gift for my sons in law! This one is Kosher, this one Halal, 391 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,073 this one is Laqué (roasted) by a Chinese cook. 392 00:30:36,073 --> 00:30:39,490 It's so nice, but I don't eat exclusively Halal. 393 00:30:39,490 --> 00:30:43,406 Neither do I, I don't eat exclusively Kosher! - And I don't eat Laqué exclusively.... 394 00:30:45,739 --> 00:30:49,738 Marie it's delicious! This roasted turkey could be a success in China! 395 00:30:49,738 --> 00:30:51,572 Thanks. 396 00:30:52,321 --> 00:30:55,655 David, can I try your Kosher turkey please? Sure... 397 00:30:59,404 --> 00:31:02,321 It's good. Want to try some Halal turkey? 398 00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:05,487 No! Of course not! 399 00:31:08,737 --> 00:31:15,236 Ah ah! I was joking. Let me try it! 400 00:31:15,236 --> 00:31:20,403 Ah ah! Very funny David! Marie and I love the Jewish sense of humor! 401 00:31:20,403 --> 00:31:24,486 We both are fan of Louis De Funès. - Louis De Funès wasn't Jew... 402 00:31:24,486 --> 00:31:28,151 Of course he was! In his Rabbi Jacob role! 403 00:31:28,984 --> 00:31:31,318 Yes, right, right... 404 00:31:31,318 --> 00:31:35,818 What about the Chinese sense of humor Chao? How's it? - It doesn't exist... 405 00:31:35,818 --> 00:31:40,316 How so? - It doesn't exist, Chinese don't laugh. 406 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:45,899 It was a joke Claude! 407 00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:55,233 This is a local drink and I can tell you, this is not Kosher! 408 00:31:55,982 --> 00:32:00,398 When shall we open the gifts? Tonight or tomorrow? - Tomorrow as usual! 409 00:32:00,398 --> 00:32:06,148 Tonight is the Midnight Mass! - Of course... the Mass, impossible to miss it! 410 00:32:06,148 --> 00:32:09,814 Don't make fun of me... 411 00:32:10,481 --> 00:32:15,897 How are they doing? - Very good, thanks to alcohol ! 412 00:32:16,648 --> 00:32:21,146 You know Mom I was skeptical at first. But it's a great idea to be together! - Really? Do you like it? 413 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:24,480 Yes! It's so nice! 414 00:32:29,313 --> 00:32:32,979 Oh... You have some concerns. - No, no... 415 00:32:32,979 --> 00:32:36,979 Not at all ! I'm good ! 416 00:32:36,979 --> 00:32:39,146 I'm suffocating! 417 00:32:39,728 --> 00:32:45,394 Each time I watch a football game of France, when I hear the Marseillaise anthem I have chills! 418 00:32:45,394 --> 00:32:48,478 Really? - Me too, I have goosebumps! 419 00:32:48,478 --> 00:32:51,894 Same for me! Even if I hate football ! - Are you kidding me? 420 00:32:51,894 --> 00:32:56,394 Do you know La Marseillaise lyrics? Because generally players of foreign descent.... 421 00:32:56,394 --> 00:32:59,560 "Allons enfants de la patrie..." 422 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,226 ".. le jour de gloire est arrivé! 423 00:33:03,809 --> 00:33:07,227 "Contre nous de la tyrannie" 424 00:33:07,559 --> 00:33:11,143 "L'étendard sanglant est levé" 425 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,975 "L'étendard sanglant est levé!" 426 00:33:14,975 --> 00:33:18,476 "Entendez-vous dans vos campagnes" 427 00:33:18,476 --> 00:33:22,309 "Mugir ces féroces soldats?" 428 00:33:22,309 --> 00:33:26,390 "Qui viennent jusque dans vos bras" 429 00:33:26,558 --> 00:33:30,223 "Egorger vos fils vos compagnes!" 430 00:33:30,807 --> 00:33:34,225 "Aux armes citoyens!" 431 00:33:34,225 --> 00:33:37,890 "Formez vos bataillons!" 432 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:41,889 "Marchons marchons" 433 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:45,557 "Qu'un sang impur" 434 00:33:45,889 --> 00:33:49,806 "Abreuve nos sillons!" 435 00:33:51,223 --> 00:33:53,889 I had goosebumps. 436 00:33:54,805 --> 00:33:57,555 You know David if you want you can come to my bank 437 00:33:57,555 --> 00:34:00,221 so I can look at your vintage phone project... 438 00:34:00,221 --> 00:34:05,304 No, I gave up! I've been looking for investors for 3 years now... This project was a real shit! 439 00:34:05,304 --> 00:34:09,388 I'm on something else now! Something great: 440 00:34:09,970 --> 00:34:14,887 Organic Kosher! - Why does the snowman have slanted eyes? It's not Buddha! 441 00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:17,219 Does he have slanted eyes? 442 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:21,970 Yes they are... A Chinese snowman it doesn't exist! - If you do this... 443 00:34:23,968 --> 00:34:26,635 I give him a kippa! 444 00:34:26,635 --> 00:34:29,634 So I'll give him a beard! 445 00:34:32,801 --> 00:34:35,636 Snow ball fight ? - Seriously? 446 00:34:35,636 --> 00:34:39,051 With an Arab? Aren't you scared? 447 00:34:39,551 --> 00:34:42,884 No guys it's cold... - Let's go! 448 00:34:45,134 --> 00:34:48,550 Come! Come! - Him first! 449 00:34:49,717 --> 00:34:52,299 Come! Come! 450 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,634 Allah Akbar! 451 00:34:58,467 --> 00:35:03,631 It's fine Rachid! It reminds him his youth! Right Claude? - Yes it's really fun... 452 00:35:04,383 --> 00:35:08,632 Chao we're going to the Mass. - Ok I'm coming! 453 00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:17,798 Don't worry it's nothing. Are you going to the church? 454 00:35:17,798 --> 00:35:21,214 Of course! I'm open minded! - What a Chinese! 455 00:35:21,214 --> 00:35:24,379 First class kiss ass ! 456 00:35:33,046 --> 00:35:37,129 Look who's coming! United Color of Benetton family! 457 00:35:37,129 --> 00:35:42,046 I'm so glad all of you came. - Well it's so important for you Catholics! 458 00:35:42,046 --> 00:35:47,128 We're so glad to share it with all the family. - Exactly and our religions are cousins ! 459 00:35:47,128 --> 00:35:51,044 Exactly Rachid! - and they call me kiss ass.... 460 00:35:51,044 --> 00:35:55,961 Claude! Claude! 461 00:35:56,294 --> 00:36:00,961 Oh hey Jean-Jérôme! Hey Clotilde! 462 00:36:00,961 --> 00:36:04,877 "Jean-Jérôme" pffff... - Can we meet your sons in law ? 463 00:36:04,877 --> 00:36:09,710 We weren't invited to their weddings... - Later Jean-Jé ! 464 00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:13,792 We need to find a place quickly. Go go go! 465 00:36:14,376 --> 00:36:18,376 Charles be careful with White people especially the Frenchmen! 466 00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:22,291 Frenchmen are bad and stupid. 467 00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:25,708 I know what I'm talking about! When I was in the French Army... 468 00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:28,709 ... I was oppressed all the time! 469 00:36:28,709 --> 00:36:32,707 If I wasn't Black I would be a General now ! 470 00:36:32,707 --> 00:36:36,707 Stop this! It's not White people! It's your bad temper! 471 00:36:36,707 --> 00:36:42,290 Yellow Black Red ! You were never able to communicate with your superiors! 472 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:44,705 Faster! We're going to miss the Mass! 473 00:36:44,705 --> 00:36:50,539 Do you know that in France they have a dessert called Tête de Nègre ! (Negro Face) 474 00:36:50,539 --> 00:36:53,872 No Dad this name doesn't exist anymore! It was banned ! 475 00:36:53,872 --> 00:36:57,289 I'm pretty sure it still exists! They love it ! 476 00:36:57,289 --> 00:37:01,455 I know a cake called "Le congolais" (the Congolese) Leave us alone with your cakes ! 477 00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:23,953 "Through long ages of the past 478 00:37:23,953 --> 00:37:28,703 Now the time has come at last!" 479 00:37:28,703 --> 00:37:32,453 "He is born the holy Child" 480 00:37:32,453 --> 00:37:37,453 "Sing we all of the Savior mild." 481 00:37:37,453 --> 00:37:41,869 "O how lovely O how pure" 482 00:37:41,869 --> 00:37:46,117 "Is this perfect Child of heaven" 483 00:37:46,368 --> 00:37:51,200 "O how lovely O how pure" 484 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,035 "Gracious gift to humankind!" 485 00:38:02,699 --> 00:38:08,449 I'm really happy because a divided family would be too sad! 486 00:38:08,449 --> 00:38:11,866 Don't worry darling Mom is all right. 487 00:38:21,031 --> 00:38:24,281 Who can it be? - No idea. 488 00:38:24,615 --> 00:38:28,365 Can you get the door Laure please? - Yes. 489 00:38:34,197 --> 00:38:39,113 Xavier Dupuy-Jambard? - Merry Christmas Laure! 490 00:38:40,030 --> 00:38:44,696 What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in Washington? - No I came back for Christmas. 491 00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:47,195 Claude! Look who's here! 492 00:38:47,862 --> 00:38:50,863 Oh Xavier! What a good news! 493 00:38:51,112 --> 00:38:54,944 He's so ugly ! - Xavier you look so fresh ! 494 00:38:54,944 --> 00:39:00,110 This is the fresh air of America! Did you know Xavier worked in a bank in Washington? 495 00:39:00,110 --> 00:39:05,526 For a pension.. - Better than a bank! People like you are leading the world! 496 00:39:05,693 --> 00:39:09,860 Come in! Green or Black tea? - Black. 497 00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:12,610 Very nice to visit us! 498 00:39:16,110 --> 00:39:19,277 So Laure what are you doing for a living? - I work for LCI News. 499 00:39:19,609 --> 00:39:22,525 Not surprised ! - Why? 500 00:39:22,525 --> 00:39:25,775 Because all the LCI's reporters are gorgeous. 501 00:39:27,525 --> 00:39:30,941 I work for the legal service. - Ah... 502 00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:40,190 Who are these people there? - What people? 503 00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:42,941 Are they your gardeners? 504 00:39:42,941 --> 00:39:47,024 How did you make them work on December 25th? 505 00:39:47,024 --> 00:39:51,273 Actually those are our sons in law. - Ah... 506 00:39:51,273 --> 00:39:55,440 I'm sorry ! It's stupid I thought they... 507 00:39:57,357 --> 00:40:02,439 So you work in the legal service? - Yes, I just told you that... 508 00:40:02,439 --> 00:40:05,188 I've heard... 509 00:40:07,937 --> 00:40:10,437 I can't see it! - Look again! 510 00:40:12,438 --> 00:40:16,855 I can see your name now! Charles Koffi! My big brother! 511 00:40:18,437 --> 00:40:23,270 Oh what did you think? I play Pontagnac! The first role! - I hope you won't play the turkey role! 512 00:40:23,270 --> 00:40:26,520 Don't make us look bad! 513 00:40:32,770 --> 00:40:36,854 Charles your Dad wants to talk to you. - Why? I did nothing wrong... 514 00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:43,018 I had a meeting with your Mom and she agreed with me as usual! 515 00:40:45,934 --> 00:40:51,268 Charles we accept the wedding ! - Thanks Dad... 516 00:40:51,268 --> 00:40:54,684 But there are 3 conditions! First... 517 00:40:54,684 --> 00:40:58,766 the wedding will happen in France early July. - Why early July? 518 00:40:58,766 --> 00:41:02,433 Because we've already planned to go to France at this time. I've already payed the plane tickets! 519 00:41:02,433 --> 00:41:05,268 I'll come too ! -You... Shut your mouth ! 520 00:41:05,268 --> 00:41:09,682 Second! They pay for the wedding ! 521 00:41:10,183 --> 00:41:14,099 Indeed! The White man looted Africa! He has to give back! 522 00:41:14,099 --> 00:41:20,182 Third, if I hear some racist comments about Blacks! 523 00:41:20,766 --> 00:41:24,181 I'll hit them! 524 00:41:24,181 --> 00:41:27,682 You'll hit them? - Exactly! I'll hit them! 525 00:41:27,682 --> 00:41:32,681 Wait, you're not going to hit anyone! Her parents are very tolerant, it will be fine! 526 00:41:32,681 --> 00:41:36,680 Their other sisters married each of them a Chinese, a Jew and an Arab. 527 00:41:37,846 --> 00:41:41,929 What kind of family is that? Are they Communists? 528 00:41:46,929 --> 00:41:51,763 They're nice actually. - Yes but I woudn't spend my vacations with them... 529 00:41:51,763 --> 00:41:56,513 Well we're probably going to spend all our holidays with them. - Indeed... 530 00:42:02,179 --> 00:42:07,344 What are you doing here? You'll miss your train.. - I need to talk to you! 531 00:42:10,176 --> 00:42:14,343 I'm going to get married! - Already? 532 00:42:14,343 --> 00:42:19,094 Why "already"? - I knew it! Xavier and you! 533 00:42:19,094 --> 00:42:22,593 No it's not Xavier! Forget Xavier now! 534 00:42:23,843 --> 00:42:28,842 What's the lucky man's name? - Charles... - Like Charles de Gaulle? 535 00:42:28,842 --> 00:42:31,508 Well, yes... - Catholic please.. 536 00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:35,426 Sorry? - Is he Catholic? - Yes he is! 537 00:42:35,426 --> 00:42:40,257 Are you going to get married in the church? - Probably... his family is very religious. 538 00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:46,007 But I need to warn you about something... 539 00:42:46,007 --> 00:42:50,924 Well he's ... he's... 540 00:42:51,757 --> 00:42:54,924 Yes? - He's a comedian! 541 00:42:54,924 --> 00:42:59,923 It's totally fine! We don't care! 542 00:42:59,923 --> 00:43:03,172 Exactly! A job is a job. 543 00:43:03,172 --> 00:43:07,589 Can I kiss you? - Sure Mom! 544 00:43:09,089 --> 00:43:12,921 We'll make it early July! It's our wedding's date. 545 00:43:12,921 --> 00:43:17,920 Great date! - I need to reserve the church now! There are many weddings in July! 546 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:23,587 Hold on... You didn't even meet him! - Oh right, we need to meet him! 547 00:43:23,587 --> 00:43:27,753 When are we going to meet your Charles? - Soon... 548 00:43:27,753 --> 00:43:33,586 He's on a tour for his show in a foreign country. When he'll be back, we'll meet! 549 00:43:33,586 --> 00:43:37,670 That's great! We're so glad. Let's celebrate! Oh Charles! 550 00:43:43,253 --> 00:43:49,419 "No problem with my parents. We'll get married in July." 551 00:43:55,501 --> 00:44:00,667 "Great date. I love you." 552 00:44:01,418 --> 00:44:06,250 One out of four. We can consider ourself lucky! 553 00:44:06,501 --> 00:44:10,666 You're right! Even if our in-laws are nice, it's such a relief! 554 00:44:10,666 --> 00:44:14,332 I knew it! I knew that my little Laure wouldn't disappoint us. 555 00:44:14,332 --> 00:44:17,833 She was always different. She's strong! 556 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:23,666 but also fragile and intelligent. She understands people! 557 00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:29,332 Yes that's right. - Ah my little daughter! 558 00:45:51,074 --> 00:45:56,240 It's this place. How's my tie? Anything in my nose? 559 00:45:56,240 --> 00:46:02,156 No you're perfect love. - Thanks. - My parents will love you! 560 00:46:02,905 --> 00:46:07,989 10 minutes late. At least he's not Chinese ! 561 00:46:10,989 --> 00:46:13,739 Thank God! 562 00:46:17,072 --> 00:46:20,321 Table on the left... 563 00:46:20,321 --> 00:46:24,320 Who's this? The valet? 564 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,905 No he's not the valet. It's him, it's Charles! 565 00:46:28,905 --> 00:46:33,653 Did you tell them I was Black? They look surprised... 566 00:46:33,653 --> 00:46:39,570 No I didn't. I forgot... - You don't forget this kind of thing! Look at your Dad! He's going to have a heart attack! 567 00:46:41,403 --> 00:46:46,902 Hello Papa! hello Maman! This is Charles! 568 00:46:48,151 --> 00:46:51,152 You could have told me your parents were White! 569 00:46:52,401 --> 00:46:58,568 It was a joke! - Ha of course! You're a comedian... 570 00:46:58,568 --> 00:47:01,818 ...a funny comedian! - Definitively we attract jokes... 571 00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:05,484 Our 3 other son-in-laws like jokes too. - Nice! We're going to like each other! 572 00:47:05,484 --> 00:47:10,067 Do you know them? - No but Laure told me. It's extraordinary what's happening to your family! 573 00:47:10,067 --> 00:47:15,483 Yes... - With you we have all the rainbow's colors! 574 00:47:16,650 --> 00:47:22,065 Luckily you don't have a 5th daughter! - Why? - Because she would have married a Gypsy! 575 00:47:24,150 --> 00:47:26,899 A Gypsy Hehe! 576 00:47:28,566 --> 00:47:33,398 I like it! It's very funny! - Very good joke! 577 00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:44,563 Except for his hair, he's nice. - Yes and well educated. 578 00:47:44,814 --> 00:47:49,813 He has a good sense of humor. - Yes and he's handsome! 579 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:55,562 Exactly! He's elegant... tall... athletic... 580 00:47:55,562 --> 00:47:58,395 Laure is very beautiful too. 581 00:47:58,395 --> 00:48:01,895 We'll have great mixed grand children. 582 00:48:05,229 --> 00:48:09,561 This wedding is too much! I can't do it! 583 00:48:09,561 --> 00:48:13,228 What did we do to God, Claude? - I don't know! 584 00:48:13,228 --> 00:48:16,977 I'm lost darling! I'm in the Schwartz, in the dark! 585 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:22,810 We're in the black, totally... 586 00:48:39,976 --> 00:48:43,475 Claude what are you doing? 587 00:48:43,475 --> 00:48:48,225 Well it's obvious! I'm cutting some wood! - So early? - So what? I need to relax! 588 00:48:51,475 --> 00:48:57,307 We didn't educate them well that's it! - It's your fault! Let them study in Paris! 589 00:48:57,307 --> 00:49:02,474 Remember I was against it! - So this is my fault? 590 00:49:02,474 --> 00:49:06,640 Well sometimes you were a little bit lax with them. 591 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:13,306 What? Oh yes I was less strict than you with religion! "Love each other"... Look the consequences! 592 00:49:14,805 --> 00:49:18,806 I'm going to cut the long branches! - Go cut them! 593 00:49:21,389 --> 00:49:25,055 Exactly what I said! Bad education! 594 00:49:25,055 --> 00:49:28,306 Hop! Back home. 595 00:49:33,388 --> 00:49:36,970 Are you all right? - Yes! Leave me alone! 596 00:49:36,970 --> 00:49:40,553 Are you sure? - Stop monitoring me all day! 597 00:49:40,553 --> 00:49:44,720 Oh my God Ségolène! - It's not a big lost! 598 00:49:45,386 --> 00:49:49,636 Excuse me Darling but it hurts so badly! 599 00:49:50,636 --> 00:49:55,052 African weddings are big. You know when it starts not when it stops... 600 00:49:55,052 --> 00:49:58,135 This one will be too much for my parents. 601 00:49:58,135 --> 00:50:01,719 Lucie! Don't hit your sister's head with a rake! 602 00:50:02,885 --> 00:50:08,051 They're use to mixed wedding though. - Yes but the repetitiveness of it may be too much for them! 603 00:50:08,051 --> 00:50:11,551 As they say in Africa "One more chop the tree will fall!" 604 00:50:11,551 --> 00:50:14,217 Here she comes. 605 00:50:15,571 --> 00:50:19,570 Did you want to see me? - You're so secretive ! You're getting married? 606 00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:24,634 Why are we the last to know? - I was going to tell you... I was busy! 607 00:50:25,967 --> 00:50:30,799 Wait.. why do you look so sad? What's your problem? The fact he's Black? 608 00:50:30,799 --> 00:50:36,632 Laure C'mon! Don't play the racist card! Not with us! 609 00:50:36,632 --> 00:50:39,215 Mom is deeply depressed! You're going to kill her! 610 00:50:39,215 --> 00:50:43,465 Am I dreaming? You were secretive too! Why should I give up? 611 00:50:43,465 --> 00:50:46,715 We're just asking you to think twice before getting married. 612 00:50:46,715 --> 00:50:50,547 You're their last hope to get the perfect son-in-law... According to their standards... 613 00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:54,463 Really? At least mine is Catholic! 614 00:51:00,046 --> 00:51:02,879 He wants to cut all our trees! 615 00:51:02,879 --> 00:51:06,129 He said they made him anxious. - Trees made him anxious? 616 00:51:06,129 --> 00:51:11,295 Isabelle, talk to him! I already tried! I'm going to sleep... 617 00:51:11,295 --> 00:51:17,044 Mom! It's only 5:00 pm! - Already.... it's fast. 618 00:51:23,628 --> 00:51:27,877 With a chain saw! -He's cutting everything like in the Amazon Forest! 619 00:51:27,877 --> 00:51:31,710 Mom is still in bed? - Still... she doesn't even go to the church. 620 00:51:31,710 --> 00:51:35,127 This is really serious! The only time she missed a Mass it was when I was born! 621 00:51:35,127 --> 00:51:38,376 She refused to take care of Benjamin for our trip for Venice! 622 00:51:38,376 --> 00:51:42,959 Well let's be honest. This Black is a threat for our family ! 623 00:51:42,959 --> 00:51:47,208 True... - Just when we finally found an harmony between us! 624 00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:51,292 It makes me think of the movie "Saving Private Ryan". 3 brothers dead on the battlefield, 625 00:51:51,292 --> 00:51:54,542 the army saves the 4th to bring him back in his family. 626 00:51:54,542 --> 00:51:57,708 Here you have 3 Frenchwomen, pure French, married with immigrants' sons, 627 00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,207 You've to stop the 4th to do the same thing. - Did you just compare our marriage with a war? 628 00:52:01,207 --> 00:52:06,374 It was just an image... 3 Metics (immigrants) and now a Black, for your parents it's Fukushima! 629 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:13,790 "Sweet France Dear country of my childhood" 630 00:52:13,790 --> 00:52:17,456 "Cradled in tender carefreeness 631 00:52:18,207 --> 00:52:21,789 I have kept you in my heart!" 632 00:52:23,873 --> 00:52:26,038 "My village 633 00:52:26,622 --> 00:52:30,538 with the bell tower and with noble houses" 634 00:52:31,205 --> 00:52:34,122 Yesterday I had a dream probably related with my problems 635 00:52:35,372 --> 00:52:37,370 I'm listening... 636 00:52:37,370 --> 00:52:42,788 I walked with a Black child in a stroller and... 637 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:48,037 I was ashamed ! - What else? 638 00:52:49,911 --> 00:52:55,828 I wasn't ashamed of my Black grandchild. I was ashamed people could think I was Gabon's embassy's nanny! 639 00:52:56,454 --> 00:53:00,035 Do you think I'm racist? - And you, what do you think? 640 00:53:07,035 --> 00:53:10,451 I've an idea! We need to trap Charles ! 641 00:53:11,618 --> 00:53:13,702 He must have a weakness! 642 00:53:13,868 --> 00:53:17,116 I do know my Black cousins they're sex addicts! Women are their Achilles' heel! 643 00:53:17,116 --> 00:53:21,784 What a cliché! Not all Black men are sex addicts! - Go in a Caribbean Club and you'll see by yourself! 644 00:53:21,784 --> 00:53:24,367 First he's not Caribbean he's African. It's totally different ! 645 00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:28,282 Let's first check if it's not a fake marriage. Africans do a lot of fake marriages to get citizenship! 646 00:53:28,282 --> 00:53:31,617 Because the Chinese don't? - Yes they do.... but he's Black, not Yellow... 647 00:53:32,033 --> 00:53:35,699 Luckily! I don't want a 2nd Chinese in the family! 648 00:53:35,616 --> 00:53:39,698 Same for me! I don't want a 2nd Arab in the family! Especially a Moroccan! 649 00:53:39,698 --> 00:53:43,282 I understand, if he was Ashkenazi ... 650 00:53:44,199 --> 00:53:46,699 ... I would kill him! 651 00:53:51,114 --> 00:53:55,363 "Sir enough! Get out! - No Madame I love you!" 652 00:53:55,363 --> 00:53:58,864 "I had a crush on you the first time I saw you!" 653 00:53:58,864 --> 00:54:02,113 "I followed you for 8 days didn't you notice? - No .." 654 00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:05,780 - Lie! A woman always notice these kind of things! -What an emptiness! " 655 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:08,613 So weird to see a Black in a Feydeau theater. 656 00:54:08,613 --> 00:54:10,779 It's modern. 657 00:54:11,029 --> 00:54:17,112 Why a Black would be modern? - I don't really know... I was 5 years old the last time I was in a theater! 658 00:54:18,528 --> 00:54:21,029 Look at the Chinese! 659 00:54:25,111 --> 00:54:27,611 Fucking kids! - Hush! 660 00:54:29,277 --> 00:54:32,361 Rachid calm down! - Sorry... 661 00:54:32,860 --> 00:54:35,360 Forget it ! 662 00:54:36,026 --> 00:54:38,526 Watch! I'm sure he fucks with the ginger girl! 663 00:54:39,027 --> 00:54:41,026 "Love first!" 664 00:54:42,775 --> 00:54:46,860 Look how close they are! - They're just comedians, they play ! - It's more than a play, look ! 665 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:51,442 "Do you swear to keep your words" - "Yes" 666 00:54:51,442 --> 00:54:53,108 "Oh joy!" 667 00:54:54,025 --> 00:54:56,025 I need to take a shit! 668 00:54:57,609 --> 00:55:01,691 What is he doing? It's been one hour! - He's having sex with the ginger ! 669 00:55:02,524 --> 00:55:08,774 I'm proud of you! You played very well. Charles Koffi ! 670 00:55:08,774 --> 00:55:14,690 The ginger girl wasn't enough! He needs more! These Black dudes are Sex Machines for real! 671 00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:17,440 Follow me! We've trapped the cousin! 672 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:21,689 I love Paris so much it's so beautiful! - Oh so beautiful! 673 00:55:34,439 --> 00:55:39,355 Haters gonna hate! Ha Ha! - You speak too much Viviane! Let's go to bed! 674 00:55:39,355 --> 00:55:43,604 He's totally trapped now! Take pictures! 675 00:55:57,686 --> 00:56:02,102 I'm sorry for you Laurette. I know it's not easy to admit! 676 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:06,852 I warned you about Black guys! - You're totally crazy! It's his sister! 677 00:56:09,853 --> 00:56:14,769 This is his sister? - Yes, his sister Vivianne, she's in Paris for one week! 678 00:56:14,769 --> 00:56:18,101 Ha ha! Sorry... - It's not funny. 679 00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:23,350 His sister! 680 00:56:23,850 --> 00:56:28,600 Mom and Dad are becoming like zombies and you want to breakup my couple! 681 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,516 I'm going to crack! 682 00:56:32,183 --> 00:56:36,350 I'm cracking now! 683 00:56:38,349 --> 00:56:43,099 Sorry we'll help you to make the best wedding of the Verneuil family! 684 00:56:44,015 --> 00:56:49,182 This morning, walking on the Loire River side I saw a small field mouse. - Continue... 685 00:56:49,182 --> 00:56:56,431 As a child I use to hate field mice. They're cute and inoffensive though... - Continue.... 686 00:56:56,431 --> 00:57:05,597 My fear of the Other, of the Unknown may come from my irrational fear of field mice! 687 00:57:05,597 --> 00:57:10,680 The field mice becoming the foreign people! Is it possible? 688 00:57:11,096 --> 00:57:13,180 What do you think about it? 689 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,847 Field mice? - Indeed... 690 00:57:15,847 --> 00:57:20,929 So your racism comes from the field mice fear? - Not racism! Fear of the Unknown! 691 00:57:20,929 --> 00:57:24,095 So different... - This shrink is great! 692 00:57:24,095 --> 00:57:28,095 He doesn't talk a lot and I progress so much! 693 00:57:28,095 --> 00:57:32,845 Indeed.. You call our sons-in-laws rats and you think feeling better! - Not rats! Field mice, it's more cute! 694 00:57:32,928 --> 00:57:37,344 It's still a kind of rat! Stop all this nonsense ! 695 00:57:37,344 --> 00:57:40,178 Stop spitting on these photos! 696 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:48,092 Hey I read you Bio Mitzvah Project. I like it! - Really? 697 00:57:48,092 --> 00:57:53,592 It could work? - Yes but 600,000 Jews, this market is too small. 698 00:57:53,592 --> 00:57:58,259 You should make some Organic Halal ! - Are you crazy? I can't do it my Mom will kill me! 699 00:57:58,259 --> 00:58:02,593 5 Million Muslims in France, think about it ! 700 00:58:05,925 --> 00:58:08,674 Ah! This is the lover! 701 00:58:08,674 --> 00:58:12,341 Hello! 702 00:58:14,508 --> 00:58:21,007 The paparazzi! - Hello - Hello Charles... - Happy Sunday! 703 00:58:21,007 --> 00:58:25,423 So you don't want any Blacks in the family? 704 00:58:25,423 --> 00:58:28,006 Give me this for the fridge. - I come with you... 705 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:33,506 You know the family situation. It's not about racism... - Yes a little bit I think ! 706 00:58:33,506 --> 00:58:38,171 Give up Rachid... we're not excusable. - Sorry Charles, we're real assholes.... 707 00:58:38,171 --> 00:58:42,504 It's ok I understand. You don't want to share the pie with your brother of color! 708 00:58:42,504 --> 00:58:44,254 No C'mon! 709 00:58:44,338 --> 00:58:47,505 Are we the pie? - No sweetheart, it was an image... 710 00:58:47,505 --> 00:58:52,088 So who's who? Let me guess.... Easy! You're Chao - Yes! 711 00:58:52,088 --> 00:58:54,671 Look this face ha! 712 00:58:55,420 --> 00:58:57,837 Now it's harder ! 713 00:58:57,837 --> 00:59:02,253 Nothing resembles anything more than 2 Semitics! 714 00:59:04,003 --> 00:59:06,919 Hummm David and Rachid! - You're right! 715 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,669 Welcome in the family man! - Thanks. 716 00:59:23,417 --> 00:59:27,750 Are you going to fish again? - Yes. - Charles and Laure are waiting for us! 717 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:31,583 Do it without me! Am I really necessary? 718 00:59:31,583 --> 00:59:35,166 Claude it's important for your daughter and for us! 719 00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:38,916 What's wrong with you? Are you happy with this marriage? - Yes! 720 00:59:38,916 --> 00:59:44,166 It's 2013! World has changed; you need to be tolerant! Open to other people ! 721 00:59:44,166 --> 00:59:48,250 You're scary Marie! Really scary! 722 00:59:50,749 --> 00:59:54,831 Ah! Your parents! - Wait! I need to tell you something... 723 00:59:55,165 --> 01:00:00,915 I kinda exaggerated the tolerant side of Africa, you know "open door", "colorblind"... - What do you mean? 724 01:00:03,081 --> 01:00:07,581 My Dad is like yours! But in a Black version! Let's go! 725 01:00:08,997 --> 01:00:12,663 Hello! - Hello Madame, hello Monsieur. 726 01:00:12,663 --> 01:00:15,997 Hey Laure! What's up? - What's up Vivianne? 727 01:00:15,997 --> 01:00:17,913 You go back there! 728 01:00:17,913 --> 01:00:21,078 Where are your parents? The meeting was planned for 18h00 729 01:00:21,078 --> 01:00:24,328 Ah! They're here! Sit down please. 730 01:00:31,745 --> 01:00:36,244 Hello! We're delighted to finally meet you Mr and Ms Koffi 731 01:00:36,244 --> 01:00:40,328 We're delighted too! Right André? 732 01:00:41,036 --> 01:00:44,786 What about the wedding menu? Do you agree with a traditional meal? 733 01:00:44,889 --> 01:00:48,722 What do you mean by traditional? - French traditional! We're in France! 734 01:00:48,826 --> 01:00:51,744 Why not an African traditional meal? - Sorry? 735 01:00:51,744 --> 01:00:58,076 Let's do a mixed meal! African appetizer and French main course! - Mixed like our couple! 736 01:00:58,076 --> 01:01:02,993 Ok but I want an African main course because they isn't enough food in White's cuisine! 737 01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:10,325 Well you probably don't know the Cassoulet Sir! - I know Cassoulet very well ! 738 01:01:10,325 --> 01:01:13,658 And I insist! It's not enough food for me! 739 01:01:13,658 --> 01:01:17,742 No offense Claude... but we eat so much in African weddings! 740 01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:21,324 And you'll need to feed all our cousins! 741 01:01:21,324 --> 01:01:24,241 What cousins? How many of them? 742 01:01:24,241 --> 01:01:31,823 The ones from France, the ones from Abidjan... the Traoré from Germany, the Coulibaly from Italy about 400 people! 743 01:01:31,823 --> 01:01:35,656 Dad we don't need to invite all of them! - Are you ashamed of your family? 744 01:01:35,656 --> 01:01:38,905 No but I don't even know the Traoré ! - Who are these Coulibaly ? 745 01:01:39,656 --> 01:01:42,822 You... shut your mouth! 746 01:01:43,238 --> 01:01:49,238 For us, Monsieur, family is important! - It's important for us too, what do you think? 747 01:01:49,238 --> 01:01:54,905 It will be hard to welcome 400 people and there are few hotels around... 748 01:01:54,905 --> 01:02:01,237 My son told me you have a big home right? - Do you think it's a castle? Like the Chateau de Chambord? 749 01:02:01,237 --> 01:02:05,653 It's not possible! - Except if we put tents in our yard. 750 01:02:05,653 --> 01:02:08,737 Why not some African huts! - Dad please... 751 01:02:08,737 --> 01:02:15,403 For Rachid's wedding we put some tents in the yard. It was a lot of people and it was great! 752 01:02:15,403 --> 01:02:21,402 Rachid? Those people are Bedouin! They are use to it! Here in Abidjan we live in permanent houses! 753 01:02:24,235 --> 01:02:27,817 What about budget and finance? - We'll see to that later! 754 01:02:27,817 --> 01:02:33,567 No! I want to see to it now! - What? You don't trust us? 755 01:02:34,568 --> 01:02:39,901 Enough Dad... Let's talk about something else! - Good idea! What about music and dance? 756 01:02:40,317 --> 01:02:47,482 I hope you like Coupé-Décalé ! - Unfortunately I don't know what is it.... 757 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:57,815 Coupé Décalé! Coupé Décalé ... 758 01:02:58,981 --> 01:03:03,898 What is he doing? - It's his own dance I guess.... 759 01:03:08,148 --> 01:03:09,897 Great... 760 01:03:12,773 --> 01:03:17,105 Idi Amin Dada comes with 400 guests and he doesn't want to pay anything? - He said we'll see to that later. 761 01:03:17,209 --> 01:03:19,709 Later? I know this scam... 762 01:03:19,397 --> 01:03:22,314 How's he going to pay? With CFA Franc? 763 01:03:22,314 --> 01:03:26,979 I warn you! No negotiation on finances! It's a question of principles! 764 01:03:27,813 --> 01:03:32,312 Where are you going? - To sleep in the sofa, I had enough with your racist comments! 765 01:03:34,729 --> 01:03:39,229 Go play with your field mice old crazy woman! - I've heard you! Fascist! 766 01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:42,894 Catholic leftist! 767 01:03:46,395 --> 01:03:49,977 I didn't like how patronizing was this White man! 768 01:03:49,977 --> 01:03:53,726 Did you see how suspicious he was when we talked about money? 769 01:03:53,726 --> 01:03:59,560 Listen! If you break this marriage I'll do the strike! (Sex boycott) 770 01:04:00,227 --> 01:04:04,143 The strike?... - The strike! 771 01:04:07,892 --> 01:04:14,142 I know my Dad, he'll try to destroy this wedding. - Mine too... 772 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:17,640 We should have made the Civil Union only... 773 01:04:19,808 --> 01:04:28,557 What about a white rose alley with colored hoops? 774 01:04:28,557 --> 01:04:34,889 Do whatever you want Gérald. I want this wedding to be the best day of her life! - It will be! 775 01:04:41,307 --> 01:04:46,640 What's going on Josianne? - I prepare your room for the guests. 776 01:04:46,973 --> 01:04:55,472 What are you doing with our room? - The Koffi would have done the same for us in Africa! 777 01:04:55,472 --> 01:04:59,889 My bed my daughter what's next? My credit card? 778 01:05:08,970 --> 01:05:11,720 God! He's wearing a boubou! - So what? 779 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:15,969 He usually wears a Western suit. He just wants to provoke your Dad! - No relax... 780 01:05:16,303 --> 01:05:22,219 Air France! Never again! - What a monster! - He didn't even say hello! 781 01:05:22,219 --> 01:05:24,635 What happened to him? - He made a scandal in the plane! 782 01:05:24,635 --> 01:05:30,384 They refused to upgrade him. - He had a Business Class ticket? - No! They upgraded him by mistake one day, so now he wants it every time ! 783 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:33,551 Your Dad is awful! 784 01:05:33,551 --> 01:05:36,550 How did you spend 35 years with him Mom? 785 01:05:37,469 --> 01:05:41,050 So beautiful! Come kiss me my daughter! 786 01:05:45,884 --> 01:05:48,967 If I hear a racist comment I'll hit him! 787 01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:53,799 Papa be cool please! - I'm not Uncle Ben! 788 01:05:56,466 --> 01:06:03,216 A little appetizer before dinner. - Thanks Ms Verneuil. - Madeleine, call me Marie! 789 01:06:04,048 --> 01:06:10,464 Our bedroom is ready for you. It's the best one. - So nice! - We're the same family! 790 01:06:10,464 --> 01:06:12,632 Well Not yet! 791 01:06:14,797 --> 01:06:19,714 I hope your room is not too humid. Humidity makes me sick! 792 01:06:19,714 --> 01:06:28,047 Oh yes! It's very humid! It's almost moldy! But you can find an hotel in the south, weather is drier there... 793 01:06:30,546 --> 01:06:39,128 About the banquet, our cook can make a French appetizer and an Ivoirian main course! 794 01:06:39,128 --> 01:06:44,045 Great! We'll eat Attiéké poisson braisé with Gnamakoudji juice! - What?... 795 01:06:44,045 --> 01:06:46,462 Gnamakoudji juice... 796 01:06:47,461 --> 01:06:50,294 Finally we'll be fewer than expected... 797 01:06:50,294 --> 01:06:53,127 How many? - About 10 ... 798 01:06:53,127 --> 01:06:57,794 They all cancelled their trip. - But we already gave a deposit.... 799 01:06:57,794 --> 01:07:01,794 Didn't you take a cancellation insurance? - Certainly not ! 800 01:07:02,211 --> 01:07:07,209 You should have... African people are unpredictable. 801 01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:13,543 Do you like it? - Yes but it's small... 802 01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:19,541 I would like this Bible text for the Mass. To read together. 803 01:07:26,957 --> 01:07:30,041 It's my favorite part! 804 01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:34,791 Hello Mrs. Verneuil! - Hello Father! - Already here? - Yes, we're busy... 805 01:07:35,123 --> 01:07:38,707 I'm under pressure: the first religious wedding of a Verneuil daughter! 806 01:07:38,707 --> 01:07:42,540 You look radiant it's nice! - Thanks. 807 01:07:42,540 --> 01:07:48,289 This is Mrs. Koffi. - Hello Ms Koffi! - Hello Father, I'm Charles' Mother. 808 01:07:48,289 --> 01:07:51,206 Charles? - The groom. - The groom? 809 01:07:52,121 --> 01:07:55,539 Laure's groom? - Yes. 810 01:07:59,788 --> 01:08:04,038 Why is he laughing like this? - What's happening? - Nothing, sorry. 811 01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:09,370 I'll be right back. 812 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,786 He's always happy... 813 01:08:32,036 --> 01:08:36,285 I'm killing you! 9-2 ! - My racquet sucks! - We've the same racquet! 814 01:08:38,702 --> 01:08:41,951 Rachid? Can I ask you something? - Later, we're playing! 815 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:45,201 Calm down man! It's not the Olympic Games... 816 01:08:45,368 --> 01:08:48,533 I want to start a business in the Halal market. - Halal? You? 817 01:08:49,201 --> 01:08:54,784 With Chao's bank help. But upscale Halal! "High level" ! 818 01:08:54,784 --> 01:08:58,115 100% organic! - Its name: "The OrgArab" ! 819 01:08:58,115 --> 01:09:03,032 OrgArab? - Organic + Arab = OrgArab! I found the name by myself! 820 01:09:03,032 --> 01:09:05,282 This name is so messed up! 821 01:09:05,282 --> 01:09:09,865 I told you it was messed up! - Do you think so too? - I couldn't imagine more messed up! 822 01:09:09,865 --> 01:09:12,365 The idea is good though but... 823 01:09:12,365 --> 01:09:15,697 a Jew and a Chinese trying to steal the Muslim's business... 824 01:09:16,281 --> 01:09:21,697 It can be dangerous for you guys! You'll need a good laywer... Arab laywer! 825 01:09:23,864 --> 01:09:27,114 Shall we hire him? - Yes! 826 01:09:28,196 --> 01:09:31,196 Thanks guys! I hate being a lawyer in Bobigny! 827 01:09:31,196 --> 01:09:34,614 Well... Poor France! 828 01:09:36,696 --> 01:09:41,613 We met each other in a court of law. She pleaded against me and she won... 829 01:09:43,195 --> 01:09:46,195 I lost my trial but I won my wife! 830 01:09:47,779 --> 01:09:52,112 What about you Chao? - Well... randomly, 831 01:09:52,112 --> 01:09:58,860 ... in my office. - I was always in the red and he was very comprehensive with me! 832 01:10:00,193 --> 01:10:03,528 Do you have sex with your clients? 833 01:10:06,610 --> 01:10:09,777 No I marry them! 834 01:10:10,276 --> 01:10:13,860 What about you two? - In the theater.... 835 01:10:13,860 --> 01:10:18,775 Enough for me! I'm going to sleep. 836 01:10:23,441 --> 01:10:25,858 Communists! 837 01:10:27,942 --> 01:10:32,275 I'm leaving too! - Dad please... 838 01:10:46,107 --> 01:10:51,439 You don't sleep? - No I can't stop thinking about Bokassa sleeping in my bed! 839 01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:55,939 Just ask! No need to be violent! 840 01:10:55,939 --> 01:10:58,690 Why did you give them our bedroom? 841 01:10:58,690 --> 01:11:01,021 "Thursday July 3th. 2 days before the marriage" 842 01:11:07,771 --> 01:11:11,417 Mom where is my self-portrait? Did you sell it? 843 01:11:11,417 --> 01:11:16,416 No... But you're right... where's this nice painting? 844 01:11:16,416 --> 01:11:20,166 You should ask your Dad where's the painting. 845 01:11:20,166 --> 01:11:22,770 I'm sure you sold it! 846 01:11:23,499 --> 01:11:28,603 I feel dizzy... I'm hot... 847 01:11:28,603 --> 01:11:33,290 Odile! Isabelle! Come take care of your sister! My class is starting... 848 01:11:37,248 --> 01:11:39,227 They sold it! 849 01:11:39,227 --> 01:11:42,560 There are 3 butchers in the area. 850 01:11:43,811 --> 01:11:47,767 Papa why did you sell the Ségolène's painting? 851 01:11:47,767 --> 01:11:51,413 One moment please... - She's mad now. 852 01:11:51,413 --> 01:11:57,039 Use your brain! Who would buy an ugly painting like this? It fell when I moved it to the attic! 853 01:11:57,039 --> 01:12:04,120 It was always in the attic except when Ségolène came to visit. - That's smart! 854 01:12:04,432 --> 01:12:10,370 Well sorry, these people are visiting. Roof and plumbing were renovated in 2007. 855 01:12:10,370 --> 01:12:14,119 Papa! what's happening? - Please, continue the visit without me.. 856 01:12:15,266 --> 01:12:21,515 Are you selling the home? - Yes! But don't worry your Mom will get her part of the money. 857 01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:26,410 I'm going to travel around the world! 858 01:12:26,410 --> 01:12:31,514 It's now or I'll get too old! What's wrong? You gave me this idea actually! 859 01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:36,409 I want some exoticism too ! With some luck I'll find a sexy wife. 860 01:12:37,034 --> 01:12:42,658 Tahitian.. Papuan.. Eskimo! Everything's possible in our family! 861 01:12:42,658 --> 01:12:46,201 Are you going to leave Mom? - Yes but she'll adapt! 862 01:12:46,201 --> 01:12:49,949 We don't have the same values anyway. 863 01:12:50,782 --> 01:12:55,782 Listen! Difference of values... Zumba! - Mom likes Zumba? 864 01:12:55,782 --> 01:12:58,699 Indeed she likes Zumba... 865 01:13:00,157 --> 01:13:05,260 Come! - Zumba all day! It's breaking my ears! 866 01:13:29,842 --> 01:13:34,946 My shrink asked me to practice some sports! 867 01:13:34,946 --> 01:13:38,487 I love Zumba! - Me too! 868 01:13:39,425 --> 01:13:42,132 Did you know Dad was selling the home to do a trip around the world? 869 01:13:42,236 --> 01:13:45,153 Good riddance! 870 01:13:50,986 --> 01:13:54,319 The 2 grumblers shouldn't be together... - Certainly not! 871 01:13:56,714 --> 01:14:01,297 Are you ok Ségolène? - Yes I'm good... 872 01:14:03,380 --> 01:14:07,755 They all want coffee? - Yes and tea for Mom and Madeleine. 873 01:14:08,276 --> 01:14:13,484 What a dinner! - It was terrible, I'm so sad. 874 01:14:14,108 --> 01:14:20,982 We need to talk with Laure and Ségolène. - No, Ségo is not ready and Laure will feel guilty. 875 01:14:20,982 --> 01:14:25,565 No Laure is strong! It's not her fault if our parents are divorcing! 876 01:14:40,564 --> 01:14:43,064 Not tonight! I don't want... 877 01:14:43,064 --> 01:14:47,647 What a beginning... Not even married and we stop having sex! - It's not funny! 878 01:14:48,167 --> 01:14:50,043 Good night. 879 01:14:51,398 --> 01:14:53,376 Good night. 880 01:14:54,729 --> 01:14:56,709 "Friday July 4th. One day before wedding" 881 01:15:04,209 --> 01:15:08,584 I've had a good Jewish friend! - Really? 882 01:15:08,584 --> 01:15:13,166 His name was Levy! A dentist. He made all my teeth crowns. 883 01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:18,686 Look the quality! - Wow... It's nice... 884 01:15:19,207 --> 01:15:23,060 Mr Verneuil! - What? - I want to talk face to face. 885 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:27,123 I can't Mr Koffi. I've an appointment... - It's important! 886 01:15:27,123 --> 01:15:31,914 Ok, I listen... - I said, face to face... 887 01:15:41,392 --> 01:15:43,476 Shit! 888 01:15:44,621 --> 01:15:48,475 We're going to get closer to each other in the future. 889 01:15:48,475 --> 01:15:52,537 I want to make things clear Mr Verneuil ! 890 01:15:52,537 --> 01:15:56,079 I disapprove of the marriage! - What a surprise! 891 01:15:56,079 --> 01:16:00,662 I'm not racist! But I want my son to marry a Black woman! 892 01:16:00,662 --> 01:16:03,370 An African! An Ivoirian! 893 01:16:03,370 --> 01:16:08,472 I'm not racist either but I want my daughter to marry a White, European and French man! 894 01:16:08,995 --> 01:16:12,222 Really? Do you disapprove of this marriage too? - Of course I disapprove! 895 01:16:12,222 --> 01:16:17,744 I thought you were a Communist ! - What? A communist! I'm a Gaullist! 896 01:16:18,368 --> 01:16:23,992 Awwww I'm Gaullist too! Except his African policies... What a disaster! 897 01:16:23,992 --> 01:16:28,471 Humm.. African leaders took advantage of the situation pretty well! 898 01:16:28,471 --> 01:16:31,597 Funny! Why is it always White men's fault ? 899 01:16:31,597 --> 01:16:37,533 Because, Sir, you looted Africa and you are still looting today! 900 01:16:37,533 --> 01:16:42,011 We've nothing left! Not even the cocoa! - Yes, yes... What about the wedding? 901 01:16:42,011 --> 01:16:46,178 You were supposed to pay half of it. Where's my money? 902 01:16:47,428 --> 01:16:51,907 So little! We were talking geopolitics and important things! 903 01:16:51,907 --> 01:16:56,282 I'm tired of your damned financial concerns! - What? I'm tired of you too! 904 01:16:56,282 --> 01:17:00,865 Because of you I slept in the attic! - Be careful! Watch your tone! 905 01:17:00,865 --> 01:17:03,989 Otherwise.... - Otherwise what? 906 01:17:07,218 --> 01:17:09,510 Help me! 907 01:17:09,510 --> 01:17:12,010 It's a Northern Pike! 908 01:17:14,509 --> 01:17:15,900 It's a beast! A beast! 909 01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:20,342 He's getting tired! 910 01:17:21,487 --> 01:17:24,821 Wow! Kate Middleton should take an example from you! 911 01:17:27,424 --> 01:17:31,174 Are you ok? - Sure... Our parents are divorcing because of me! 912 01:17:36,383 --> 01:17:41,277 Ségo it's not your fault! - We're all responsible! 913 01:17:44,819 --> 01:17:49,818 She's having a sad moment... - It was the same for my wedding Darling! 914 01:17:49,818 --> 01:17:52,943 Sad to leave parent's home right? 915 01:17:55,442 --> 01:17:58,047 What's wrong Ségolène? 916 01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:03,360 Oh... It's just your normal mood! I'm busy I need to go! 917 01:18:04,818 --> 01:18:08,359 Did you see your Dad by the way? - No... 918 01:18:11,796 --> 01:18:14,192 Nice catch! 919 01:18:14,816 --> 01:18:17,627 It's heavy! 920 01:18:17,627 --> 01:18:20,753 Argh! I thought he was dead! 921 01:18:20,753 --> 01:18:24,503 I didn't hit him hard enough! 922 01:18:26,481 --> 01:18:34,294 Are you going to be all right? - I was in the Marines! A little French fish won't put me down! 923 01:18:34,294 --> 01:18:38,252 So what were we talking about? - The marriage... 924 01:18:38,772 --> 01:18:42,314 I disapprove ! Disapprove totally ! 925 01:18:42,627 --> 01:18:49,083 What shall we do Mr. Koffi? Priest kidnapping? - I've actually thought about it! 926 01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:51,063 Me too... 927 01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:58,146 So? Not enough food in White people's meal? - Mmmm! Very good... for an appetizer! 928 01:19:01,999 --> 01:19:03,770 Another one! 929 01:19:07,103 --> 01:19:12,312 Madeleine did you see my husband? - No, I'm looking for mine too. 930 01:19:12,727 --> 01:19:17,727 They're fishing. - Fishing? But there is a lot of work to do! 931 01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:21,373 Ah men... Men are lazy! 932 01:19:22,935 --> 01:19:26,893 We shall call them. - Don't worry! - I don't feel it... 933 01:19:29,914 --> 01:19:33,559 You know what? Diversity doesn't work! It's scientifically proven! 934 01:19:33,768 --> 01:19:37,204 Scientifically? - Demonstration: 935 01:19:40,954 --> 01:19:44,704 Oil ... Water... 936 01:19:47,308 --> 01:19:50,017 I'm mixing it... 937 01:19:50,849 --> 01:19:54,495 You see it doesn't mix! This is the proof! 938 01:19:54,495 --> 01:19:56,786 Nice demonstration... 939 01:19:58,349 --> 01:20:02,515 What about Chapacino? - What? - I mean Cappuccino! 940 01:20:03,244 --> 01:20:06,681 Milk and coffee can mix very well! 941 01:20:07,931 --> 01:20:11,577 It's true. My demonstration was stupid. 942 01:20:12,723 --> 01:20:15,950 Let me pay another Calvados ! 943 01:20:16,368 --> 01:20:19,388 Hell no! It's my wife! 944 01:20:20,325 --> 01:20:22,931 Mine too! Damn.. 945 01:20:23,451 --> 01:20:25,222 Hey! One more Calvados! 946 01:20:25,430 --> 01:20:29,701 Mail box... - We're going to find them. Where does he fish ? 947 01:20:29,701 --> 01:20:32,617 In this little pond where I taught you swimming. 948 01:20:34,492 --> 01:20:37,928 We're having a good time! Why don't they leave us alone! 949 01:20:37,928 --> 01:20:40,011 One Calvados bottle! 950 01:20:43,553 --> 01:20:47,720 Are you sure it's here? - Of course! I spend all my childhood here! 951 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:50,010 Oh relax! 952 01:20:54,177 --> 01:20:56,782 Bye, thank you. 953 01:20:57,510 --> 01:21:02,093 Gérard! It fits very well! Ha ha! - Take the menu for your wife. 954 01:21:02,093 --> 01:21:06,259 You're going to marry an Ivoirian lady now! Yes... sure... 955 01:21:11,154 --> 01:21:15,425 André do you want a dessert? -Yes, I know which one! 956 01:21:16,154 --> 01:21:21,571 Hello Monsieur! I would like a Tête de Nègre! (Negro Face) - Excuse me? 957 01:21:21,571 --> 01:21:24,382 One Tête de nègre! Are you deaf ? 958 01:21:24,382 --> 01:21:27,195 Koffi! Is it what you're looking for? 959 01:21:28,445 --> 01:21:33,236 René! Call the police these 2 crazy guys want to make trouble! 960 01:21:33,548 --> 01:21:38,653 Yes! I recognize it! It's a Tête de Nègre! - It's full of Tête de Nègre! 961 01:21:38,653 --> 01:21:42,298 No Sir! It's the same recipe but we call it Chocolate Meringue now. 962 01:21:42,298 --> 01:21:44,901 Chocolate Meringue?... 963 01:21:46,048 --> 01:21:52,401 I know you changed the name because I'm here! I know you still call it Tête de Nègre with your clients! - Not at all! 964 01:21:52,609 --> 01:21:57,192 Let's check it then! Ok Claude? - We've all day! 965 01:21:58,756 --> 01:22:02,608 Tête de nègre! - No, Chocolate Meringue. "Choco Face" eventually... 966 01:22:03,129 --> 01:22:06,045 Choco Face.... 967 01:22:09,795 --> 01:22:14,275 Dad's handkerchief! - Are you sure? - Yes! Look there are his name initials! 968 01:22:14,899 --> 01:22:19,378 I hope my Dad didn't beat him. - What? Do you think he could beat him? 969 01:22:20,002 --> 01:22:23,336 He's a savage! - Savage? Watch your tongue! 970 01:22:23,336 --> 01:22:28,232 Don't play the susceptible guy please! -I wouldn't be surprised if your Dad made a racist comment! 971 01:22:29,377 --> 01:22:32,293 Name initials on a handkerchief! That's really a White man thing! 972 01:22:34,793 --> 01:22:37,084 Leave me alone! 973 01:22:37,084 --> 01:22:39,585 You're making a mistake I'm a notary! 974 01:22:40,417 --> 01:22:43,751 I'm working with Creuset notary studies! - Never heard about it! 975 01:22:44,376 --> 01:22:47,709 You'll regret it! Watch out! My boubou! 976 01:22:53,437 --> 01:22:56,666 I found Dad's handkerchief! - What happened? 977 01:22:56,666 --> 01:22:58,265 Give me this Marie! I'm a lawyer! 978 01:22:59,998 --> 01:23:04,165 It seems to be blood. I'll call local hospitals and police stations! 979 01:23:04,686 --> 01:23:08,019 ... and morgues! - Not yet Ségolène... 980 01:23:09,893 --> 01:23:14,268 André, do you have a lot of immigrants in Côte d'Ivoire ? 981 01:23:14,478 --> 01:23:19,164 Too much! There are Lebanese, Arabs, Chinese... 982 01:23:19,685 --> 01:23:22,080 At least you don't have any Black immigrants! 983 01:23:28,434 --> 01:23:31,038 Excellent! 984 01:23:31,038 --> 01:23:34,788 Why are you laughing? - His joke was awesome! 985 01:23:34,788 --> 01:23:37,599 Relax André! You laugh too. 986 01:23:37,599 --> 01:23:42,391 You can laugh at everything but not with everyone! - Don't point the finger at me! 987 01:23:42,704 --> 01:23:46,558 Watch your tone Albino! - Get back Kirikou ! 988 01:23:46,558 --> 01:23:48,433 André! 989 01:23:49,369 --> 01:23:51,348 Claude... 990 01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:59,577 Exactly... Indeed... Thanks a lot. Bye. 991 01:24:00,618 --> 01:24:03,118 They found them! 992 01:24:03,952 --> 01:24:06,868 They're at Chinon's jail. - For what reason? 993 01:24:06,868 --> 01:24:09,992 Public drunkenness! Insulting public servant! - What! 994 01:24:09,992 --> 01:24:14,367 It can be serious... - Mom! We're going to be deported from France! 995 01:24:14,889 --> 01:24:18,637 Our wedding ceremony is screwed up! They got what they wanted! 996 01:24:32,283 --> 01:24:35,199 Let me talk ok? 997 01:24:36,136 --> 01:24:40,302 I'm sorry Claude. It's the fault of this idiot Albino! 998 01:24:40,302 --> 01:24:42,698 I'm not a fucking Albino! My Dad's blond! 999 01:24:42,698 --> 01:24:48,948 Seriously Claude isn't he albino? - I don't give a shit! My nose is broken! 1000 01:24:49,885 --> 01:24:56,135 Finally! They're coming for us! My son-in-law is a lawyer! 1001 01:24:56,135 --> 01:24:58,217 I don't understand ... 1002 01:24:58,217 --> 01:25:03,424 Who are you for Mr Verneuil? - His son-in-law! 1003 01:25:04,363 --> 01:25:07,071 What about you? - His son in law. 1004 01:25:08,529 --> 01:25:11,862 His son-in-law too I guess... - Yes officer. 1005 01:25:15,441 --> 01:25:19,570 If you say you're his son-in-law I'll blow a fuse! - Almost... 1006 01:25:19,570 --> 01:25:22,591 Almost? - I'm Mr. Koffi's son. 1007 01:25:22,591 --> 01:25:27,173 Tomorrow I'll marry Mr Verneuil's daughter. So I'm almost his son-in-law. 1008 01:25:28,737 --> 01:25:33,005 Get out of here! Get the fuck out ! 1009 01:25:37,797 --> 01:25:41,234 I never said he was as good as Robert Badinter! (famous lawyer) 1010 01:25:55,504 --> 01:26:00,503 Everything's fine. Hopefully they'll be freed just before the wedding ceremony! - Hopefully? 1011 01:26:01,545 --> 01:26:03,732 Hopefully... 1012 01:26:11,335 --> 01:26:13,628 What are you doing? 1013 01:26:14,148 --> 01:26:16,544 I'm going back to Paris. 1014 01:26:17,377 --> 01:26:20,085 I want to cancel everything. It cannot work! - Are you kidding me? 1015 01:26:20,190 --> 01:26:23,940 Is it because we had an argument earlier? - Not at all! - So what? 1016 01:26:24,044 --> 01:26:28,626 Our families can't be friends! -We love each other, it's what matters! 1017 01:26:28,626 --> 01:26:31,959 We'll suffer of this situation in the future! 1018 01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:35,918 Charles my parents want to divorce! 1019 01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:43,520 It's going too far! - Could you tell to our future child that their grandparents divorced because of us? 1020 01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:48,103 No I couldn't... 1021 01:27:01,019 --> 01:27:04,561 Don't be mad at me! I'm sorry. 1022 01:27:07,269 --> 01:27:10,081 "Saturday July 5th. Wedding day" 1023 01:27:15,185 --> 01:27:19,350 Let's do some fish quenelles! It's delicious! 1024 01:27:21,746 --> 01:27:27,371 You're so welcoming... What's wrong? Someone's dead? - We need to talk! - We need to talk! 1025 01:27:28,204 --> 01:27:32,683 Give us a break! We're hungry! - Shut your mouth! 1026 01:27:33,100 --> 01:27:40,182 Listen guys! You have to bring back Laure and Charles for 11am in the church! 1027 01:27:40,182 --> 01:27:42,265 Otherwise don't even come back here! 1028 01:27:42,265 --> 01:27:44,765 Right Madeleine? - Exactly! 1029 01:27:44,765 --> 01:27:47,369 What happened? 1030 01:28:04,242 --> 01:28:07,055 Where's my daughter? - In the train... 1031 01:28:09,554 --> 01:28:12,991 Incapable of keeping a wife! Good-for-nothing ! 1032 01:28:36,011 --> 01:28:40,282 Laure! How can you be so irrational! 1033 01:28:40,282 --> 01:28:44,448 I prefer to cancel the wedding rather than watching both of you fighting in the church ! 1034 01:28:44,448 --> 01:28:47,572 What're you talking about? We're the best friends of the world! Right André ? 1035 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,551 We love each other! 1036 01:28:49,551 --> 01:28:53,301 You're always fighting! I found your handkerchief full of blood! - It's nothing! 1037 01:28:53,301 --> 01:28:56,426 It was a Blood Pact! Like brothers! 1038 01:28:56,426 --> 01:29:02,259 Blood Pact with your nose Dad? It's too late anyway, it's a direct train to Paris! 1039 01:29:05,487 --> 01:29:09,133 Oh la la ! Please! 1040 01:29:09,445 --> 01:29:13,194 He is having malaise! Stop the train! 1041 01:29:13,194 --> 01:29:18,194 He is the Burundi Finance Minister! Hurry up! 1042 01:29:19,757 --> 01:29:23,506 Burundi? - It's working! 1043 01:29:52,045 --> 01:29:56,004 Don't be worried! She'll come! Beautiful ladies are always late! 1044 01:29:56,004 --> 01:29:59,544 Actually I don't know ha! That's what people told me! 1045 01:31:11,726 --> 01:31:18,185 As a soldier I'll make a clear and concise speech! 1046 01:31:18,704 --> 01:31:20,684 I didn't want him to talk... 1047 01:31:20,684 --> 01:31:24,224 Today is a big day for my family. 1048 01:31:24,224 --> 01:31:26,516 It's a relief ! 1049 01:31:26,516 --> 01:31:32,973 My elder son is finally taken! With a gorgeous lady! 1050 01:31:33,494 --> 01:31:37,661 To be honest I was starting to be worried! 1051 01:31:37,661 --> 01:31:45,264 Especially since he missed his Baccalauréat.. and started a joke of a job ! 1052 01:31:48,389 --> 01:31:53,389 Son! I'm teasing you! I'm proud of you! 1053 01:31:55,367 --> 01:31:59,221 I'm also proud of my French family in law! 1054 01:31:59,638 --> 01:32:03,076 Claude! - Thanks André. 1055 01:32:08,388 --> 01:32:12,553 Thanks! I'm also very happy for this wedding. 1056 01:32:13,281 --> 01:32:17,032 To be honest I'm kind of jealous! 1057 01:32:17,032 --> 01:32:22,031 Charles and Laure are young, beautiful and intelligent! 1058 01:32:22,031 --> 01:32:25,678 You're going to do a great honeymoon! It's unfair ! 1059 01:32:25,678 --> 01:32:30,155 So I had an idea... Marie? 1060 01:32:30,155 --> 01:32:34,010 Do you want to do another honeymoon with me? 1061 01:32:36,927 --> 01:32:39,947 Yes! - Perfect! 1062 01:32:39,947 --> 01:32:42,134 We'll go all over the world! 1063 01:32:42,134 --> 01:32:45,259 We'll visit Chao's family in Beijing, ... 1064 01:32:45,259 --> 01:32:48,176 Rachid's family in Algiers! ... 1065 01:32:48,176 --> 01:32:52,757 David's one in Tel-Aviv! And Finally we'll visit Abidjan! 1066 01:32:52,757 --> 01:32:57,549 Where I'll collect my money André! - I'll give you a money transfer! 1067 01:32:57,549 --> 01:32:59,217 Thanks. 1068 01:32:59,321 --> 01:33:03,486 Just married! 1069 01:33:34,422 --> 01:33:46,087 (Coupé-décalé music) 1070 01:33:48,170 --> 01:33:53,170 Traduction: Monsieur Dieu