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This is creepy, Daddy. Where is everybody?
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I'm sure they're all hard at work, darling.
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Come on.
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This is so unbelievably low rent.
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Good afternoon.
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(Tinny techno music)
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(Music stops, girl gasps)
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We're here to see Miss Fritton.
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You're not from t' Inland Revenue?
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No. I'm er... Camilla's younger brother.
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Ooh
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You'll have to forgive me.
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My brain doesn't kick in till Wednesday
when I've been caning it all weekend.
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You know what I mean.
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Miss Fritton, your brother's here to see you.
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WOMAN: I can't understand
a word you're saying
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I said your brother's here to see you
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(Phone rings)
MAN: Carnaby Fritton
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GARNABY:
No no listen to me very carefully
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Why would I buy a picture
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from someone of your dubious reputation?
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(Woman laughs)
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That's what you do, isn't it, Carnaby?
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I'll get back to you.
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Hello, Camilla.
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(Snarls)
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Mr Darcy, stop that at once.
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Go to your happy place.
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Barnaby Fritton.
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Oh, I haven't heard a word from you
in over 15 years.
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I sent flowers.
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A wreath...
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for Mummy's funeral.
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Oh, you must be my lully,
lully niece Annabelle.
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You're all clear.
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(Sound of breaking wind)
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(Chuckles)
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Oh.
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So... your father's PA
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tells me you're joining us from
Cheltenham Ladies' College.
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For the life of me, I can't understand
why he sent you there.
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Yes, I was an utter fool to be taken in
by the excellent teaching standards
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and their consistently high performance
in league tables.
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In my experience,
the teachers are insufferable snobs,
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and the girls are all shits.
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Not to worry, my dear.
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Here, pupil and teacher live in blissful harmony.
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(Screaming)
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Daddy
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Daddy you can't expect me to stay here
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It's like Hogwarts for pikeys.
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It's a little rough around the edges, darling.
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- But that's part of the fun of the place.
(Door opens)
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(Humming to herself)
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Here is a breakdown of the school fees.
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(Sighs)
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Whisky?
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There seems to be some kind of mistake.
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The Bursar never makes mistakes about money,
unless it's for tax purposes.
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But what about... a family discount?
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Family discount!
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You discounted the family years ago,
Carnaby Fritton,
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when you ruined Great Aunt Millicent
with your hair-brained schemes.
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I've done nothing to feel guilty about.
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(Exasperated cry)
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Your father has a short memory
masquerading as a clear conscience.
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The fees are 4,000.
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1,500.
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3,000, take it or leave it.
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Let's call it 2,000, cash.
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2,500.
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- Two and a quarter.
- Two-three.
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Two-three, done.
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Daddy, you can't leave me here.
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Don't be silly, darling.
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It'll be half term before you know it.
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- Bonne chance!
- Daddy!
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- Daddy!
(Car horn toots)
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(Crows caw)
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(Bell rings)
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(Deep rumbling)
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(Sings happily)
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(Girl squeals)
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(Shouting and rumbling)
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(Bell tinkling)
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Your old man's Roller
looks like it's seen better days.
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No.
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It's a classic.
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Daddy's an expert on the finer things.
He has an art gallery in Mayfair.
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I'm Annabelle...
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Miss Fritton's niece.
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I'll have someone come fetch your bags.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.
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Kelly Jones.
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I'm head girl.
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(SCOFFS)
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Really?
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Welcome to St Trinian's.
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# MARK RONSON feat.
LILY ALLEN: Oh, My God
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# I've never been this far away from home
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#And, oh, my God, I can't believe it
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# I've never been this far away from home
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What are you bogging at... Ugly Betty?
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Know where my bed is?
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You saying I nicked your bed?
Is that what you're saying?
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I'll give you a slap.
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Back off, Taylor.
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Go paint your nails.
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She who angers you conquers you.
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Whatever.
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Weirdo.
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The Chavs are a bit touchy at the moment.
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Oi, are you calling me a chav?
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So, I told him...
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They run a chatline
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and all claim to have slept with
a member of the Royal Family.
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When you've dropped that many
US bonds in the market, begin trading...
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KELLY: Refused credit?
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Talk to the Geeks
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What about this lot? Are they asleep?
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(Eerie whistling)
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Goths.
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We're not Goths, we're Emos.
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What are Emos?
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Emotionally unstable.
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First years.
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(Chatter)
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Fulchester's answer to The Sopranos
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This is you.
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ANNABELLE: What are they betting on?
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How long you'll last.
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#And oh, my God, I can't believe it
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# I've never been this far away from home
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#And oh, my God, I can't believe it
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# I've never been this far away from home
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#And oh, my God, I can't believe it
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# I've never been this far away from...
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All right, girls.
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We're live on YouTube.
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Hm.
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(Screams)
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(Laughter)
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Now we'll see what she's made of.
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(Astonished gasps)
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(Thud)
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New girl.
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- (Whispers) Daddy?
- Hello?
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- Sorry, Daddy, did I wake you?
- What is it darling?
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I want you to come and pick me up
from this hell hole right now.
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I've been broadcast on the Internet.
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(Chuckles) it's like a schoolgirl prank that's all
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Naked, Daddy!
(Whispers) I want you to get me now.
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- (Woman laughs)
- Who's that?
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Nobody darling I'm tucked up in bed
watching Desperate Housewives
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(Static interference)
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Daddy, are you coming or not?
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I'm losing you, darling. Cc-hhh!
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Hello? Hello?
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CC-hhh!
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Ohh!
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Annabelle Fritton!
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Uh... er...
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I can't believe what you just did.
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I'm sorry, miss.
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I don't know what came over me.
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I've been looking for someone
with a shot like that.
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I'm drafting you into the hockey team
as of today.
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THE ORDINARY BOYS:
# Nine2Five
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He's here.
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# Oh, my gosh, my days are getting longer
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#And there's no turning back,
I'm working the nine to five
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# Just to keep my contract
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# Did I say nine? I meant 1:30
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# I ain't no early birdy,
I'm working the nine to five
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Bonsoir, nitwits.
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Evening. Make it silver.
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# So you gotta do some idents,
what channel are you?
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# Channel who?
Sorry I'm haltered for a snooze
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# Oh, Channel U,
the ones that made me huge
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# Like Katie Price's boobs
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# Whoops! I'm being rude
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# Where's my Red Bull
and my sandwich? I need food!
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# I can't handle this
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# I'm getting... like Pampers throwing a tantrum
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# Oh, my gosh, my days are getting longer
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#And there's no turning back,
I'm working the nine to five
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# Just to keep my contract
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# Did I say nine? I meant 1:30
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# I ain't no early birdy,
I'm working the nine to five
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Well, I um... love the new packaging, girls.
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But what about the problems
we had with the last batch?
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Problems, Flash?
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Yeah, the slightly bitter aftertaste,
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people going blind after the second glass...
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that lady what died...
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She was old. She could have gone at any time.
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She was 38.
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Yeah?
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Anoushka. Come here, girl.
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- Na zdorovye!
- Abramovich.
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(Glass smashes, girl screams)
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Are you all right?
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- No problem, Flash.
- We got ourselves a deal, then.
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Excellent.
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If that's permanent...
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I'll see you in court.
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Just be aware of that.
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Ta-da!
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Nice. Wow. What have we here?
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It looks lovely, anyway.
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Like Christmas. What's this, then?
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Like, sweets, is it? A cigar?
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Hey, look at me.
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- They're tampons, Flash.
- What?! Oh!
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- Designer tampons.
- Why? Why do you do that?
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A woman doesn't only want to look
beautiful on the outside.
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I can't sell a product I don't believe in. Come on.
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You wanted a word, Flash?
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Ooh, yeah. All right, girls.
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Yeah, well, carry on.
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Keep at it
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Yes. Um...
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I was wondering if you could have
a word with the Maths Department.
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What's the problem?
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They're very keen to place a bet and that,
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but they're not so forthcoming
when it comes to squaring it with the bookie,
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if you get my drift.
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Teachers.
Keeping them in line is a full-time occupation.
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Kell, um...
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A new Chinese opened in the high street.
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Apparently it's handsome.
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I wondered if you weren't too busy,
maybe one night this week.
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Shoot me down in flames if it's not a good idea,
but I thought we could pop along, the two of us.
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- I don't think so, Flash.
- No. Stupid idea.
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I don't mix business with pleasure.
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And I've got a lot on.
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Very busy.
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Busy with all my... gear here, so...
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#And there's no turning back,
I'm working the nine to five
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# Just to keep my contract...
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- Nice work on the paint job.
- Night, Flash.
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- Auf Wiedersehen, girls.
- See you soon.
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Incoming 10 degrees south possible hostile
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Intruder located
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First years, into position.
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GIRLS: Morning Miss
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(Splash)
" Oh!
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(Laughter)
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But we still need to pay the staff.
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Otherwise they'll go out on strike.
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Not now, Bursar.
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Miss Fritton, if we don't take
a firm grasp of this situation,
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then St Trinian's will have to...
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Not now.
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(Buzzer)
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Some dosser's just pitched up.
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She claims she's our new English teacher
She doesn't look like it
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She looks like she hasn't got a pot to piss in.
261
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:28,799
- Beverly
- Sorry, Miss Fritton.
262
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:34,638
She doesn't look like she's got a pot
in which to piss.
263
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,391
That's better
264
00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:42,480
Ah, Miss Fritton,
my references and qualifications.
265
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,440
Oh, my dear, how lovely.
266
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:47,693
That you made it down the drive
is qualification enough.
267
00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:49,737
I daresay you'll do very well.
268
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:53,616
The agency tells me you've lost
four English teachers in six months.
269
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:55,785
Very careless of us.
270
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,162
I expect they'll turn up.
271
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,206
Moorcroft! Tuck that shirt in!
272
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,291
- Sorry, Miss.
- (Girl screams, thud)
273
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,918
(Laughter from below)
274
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,961
(Teacher speaks in Spanish)
275
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,926
(Girls recite)
276
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:20,267
Muy bien chicas
277
00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:26,190
How do you feel, girls?
278
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,151
- Much better, Miss.
- Anger management. Carry on.
279
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:37,952
No. No, no, no. You will get paid.
280
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,705
I promise.
281
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,041
Everyone...
282
00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:51,674
I'd like to introduce you to
our new English teacher. Miss Dickinson.
283
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:53,467
Hello.
284
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,096
Welcome.
285
00:18:57,221 --> 00:19:00,641
You must try my latest concoction.
It's a real beauty.
286
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:03,644
- I call it The Gerald.
- The Gerald.
287
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,396
After my first husband.
288
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,732
Cheap, bitter and completely alcoholic.
289
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,861
- Have you been drinking again?
- No. no.
290
00:19:12,695 --> 00:19:14,280
Just a little breathless.
291
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:17,158
Go on. I'm dying to know what you think.
292
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,452
I... I'm teetotal, I'm afraid.
293
00:19:20,578 --> 00:19:23,247
(Wind whistles)
294
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,626
But I do like having fun
as much as the next person.
295
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:33,341
In fact, I'd love it if we could all
get involved in School Challenge.
296
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:36,093
TV quiz show.
297
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,763
Popular at my last school
298
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:41,599
and tremendous fun
for both pupils and teachers.
299
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,234
- Good morning, everyone.
- Morning, Mr Thwaites.
300
00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:53,527
Please, sit.
301
00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:56,197
Now, as you know all too well,
302
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,325
our nation's schools have been blighted
by the false kindness
303
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:02,370
of namby-pamby, touchy-feely policies
for far too long.
304
00:20:02,495 --> 00:20:05,623
Badly behaved children don't need
an arm around the shoulder.
305
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:08,918
They need a good kick up the arse.
306
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:12,004
May we say "shot in the arm," sir?
For the tabloids?
307
00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:16,425
Say what you need to say.
The important thing is what we do.
308
00:20:16,509 --> 00:20:20,471
I intend to start with the worst schools
in the country.
309
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:23,516
But that would mean St Trinian's, sir.
310
00:20:26,644 --> 00:20:29,397
- What's the matter with him?
- Five years ago he went to...
311
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,482
that place undercover.
312
00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:35,277
He's suffered severe
and recurrent trauma ever since.
313
00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:38,322
Really? From a bunch of naughty schoolgirls?
314
00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,659
You wouldn't know, man. You weren't there.
315
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,494
When I overhauled the prison service
316
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:48,666
I began by tackling the most fractious,
lawless and feared institutions around.
317
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:52,169
Once I'd dealt with those,
the others simply fell into place.
318
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,589
We'll take the same approach with St Trinian's.
319
00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:58,843
Be afraid, sir. Be very afraid.
320
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:06,726
Right. On my command, unleash hell.
321
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,033
(Shouting)
322
00:21:40,051 --> 00:21:42,011
- Daddy!
- Hello, darling.
323
00:21:43,179 --> 00:21:45,139
Daddy, look!
324
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,391
They're bloody animals.
325
00:21:47,475 --> 00:21:50,436
Animals! I'm going to kill them!
326
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:54,190
Try to remember
what your behavioural therapist said. Run along.
327
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:58,069
We've entered bedlam. The very gates of hell.
328
00:21:58,152 --> 00:22:01,364
I don't understand
why you didn't close this place years ago.
329
00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:04,158
Because, Miss Bagstock,
they can change. And they will.
330
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,951
(Laughs)
331
00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:09,497
Not this lot. You'd understand
if you met their headmistress.
332
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:13,125
Between you and I,
she's worse than the children.
333
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:15,294
A Miss Fritton.
334
00:22:15,378 --> 00:22:16,379
Camilla.
335
00:22:18,464 --> 00:22:20,424
# Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing
336
00:22:23,636 --> 00:22:26,430
That's right Completely barking mad
Have you heard of her?
337
00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:28,849
Ah, Miss Bagstock.
338
00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:32,228
Your girlish laughter
hit me like the lash of a hunting crop.
339
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:36,649
Miss Fritton, I don't expect you've met
our new Minister of Education.
340
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:43,030
# Love is a many splendoured thing
341
00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:46,409
- Geoffrey.
- Miss Fritton.
342
00:22:49,954 --> 00:22:54,041
- So you have met?
- University.
343
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,419
We were the toast of the dramatic society.
344
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,462
Oh, Geoffrey.
345
00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:00,881
Another time...
346
00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:02,758
Another Country.
347
00:23:02,842 --> 00:23:05,428
(Camilla laughs) To what do I owe the pleasure?
348
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:09,849
I've heard that your school is a hotbed
of anarchy, ill-discipline...
349
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:10,891
Oh.
350
00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:13,602
...and your academic results are a disaster.
351
00:23:13,686 --> 00:23:16,355
- So I'm here to help.
- How lovely.
352
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,276
I've got some shelves that need putting up
and the kitchens need a good scrub.
353
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,320
Unsanitary catering facilities.
I'll add that to the list.
354
00:23:25,573 --> 00:23:29,076
You know, I think you'll find
you and I both want the same things.
355
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,954
We just happen to be sitting on
different sides of the table.
356
00:23:32,038 --> 00:23:34,874
Table? Mortuary slab, I'd say, Geoffrey.
357
00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:37,960
You want to straitjacket us
with your limited curriculum,
358
00:23:38,044 --> 00:23:42,131
which has become nothing more than
state-circulated Chinese whispers
359
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,467
and you call it education.
360
00:23:45,134 --> 00:23:47,053
You've changed, Geoffrey.
361
00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:50,056
You haven't.
362
00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:54,352
(Panting)
363
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,609
I think Mr Darcy likes you.
364
00:24:01,734 --> 00:24:03,986
(Mr Darcy yelps, then whimpers)
365
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:07,531
Let it dry, and then a good stiff brush.
366
00:24:13,204 --> 00:24:17,375
Oh, my God. It's Verity Thwaites.
She's a total psycho.
367
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:20,711
Come on Cheltenham Ladies
Show them what you're made of
368
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,547
The important thing is not to provoke her.
369
00:24:23,631 --> 00:24:27,134
(Chanting) Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who? Who-who?
370
00:24:27,218 --> 00:24:29,804
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who-who?
371
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:33,683
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who-who?
372
00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:36,185
So, what do you think of my girls?
373
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:38,688
- Hawes!
- I beg your pardon?
374
00:24:38,771 --> 00:24:42,024
Jemma Hawes, pull your socks up.
You're a Cheltenham Lady.
375
00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:45,945
I'm sure your girls will try their very best.
376
00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:49,865
But It's not the winning that matters.
It's the taking part that counts.
377
00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:52,326
Snooty cow.
378
00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:53,828
Sorry?
379
00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:56,706
Emily Snooty-Cow, do remember to stretch.
380
00:25:00,376 --> 00:25:02,336
Jolly good. Jolly good.
381
00:25:03,254 --> 00:25:05,006
Girls!
382
00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:07,049
Look who it is.
383
00:25:10,469 --> 00:25:12,847
It's Annabelle the Cannibal.
384
00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:16,058
(H isses)
385
00:25:16,142 --> 00:25:18,102
What's that all about?
386
00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:20,312
I used to eat people.
387
00:25:20,396 --> 00:25:21,939
What?
388
00:25:24,108 --> 00:25:28,070
I used to have braces
and bits of food got stuck in them.
389
00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:30,865
Nice.
390
00:25:47,715 --> 00:25:49,467
(Sombre organ music)
391
00:26:30,383 --> 00:26:32,343
OK, girls, let's play clean.
392
00:26:33,094 --> 00:26:35,554
No biting, scratching, kicking.
393
00:26:35,638 --> 00:26:37,014
No gouging-
394
00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:39,975
No headbutting no punching
395
00:26:40,059 --> 00:26:43,020
No slapping, spitting. No um...
396
00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:46,065
No gouging-
397
00:26:46,148 --> 00:26:49,318
And um... no non -regulation equipment.
398
00:26:49,402 --> 00:26:51,362
Janey, I'm talking to you.
399
00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:56,909
OK, into position.
400
00:26:57,702 --> 00:27:00,246
VERITY: Come on, girls, let's take them down.
401
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:09,130
CROWD: Ooh!
402
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:11,173
On you go, Matron.
403
00:27:11,257 --> 00:27:12,717
Right you are.
404
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,510
You do know the rules, don't you?
405
00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:16,095
Nope.
406
00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:17,138
Oh.
407
00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:21,475
(Blows whistle frantically)
408
00:27:25,730 --> 00:27:29,191
- Good shot!
- Yes!
409
00:27:29,275 --> 00:27:30,484
Yes!
410
00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:35,781
(snores)
411
00:28:48,688 --> 00:28:50,064
- Barbed wire?
- Check.
412
00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:51,607
- Crowbar?
- Check.
413
00:28:51,691 --> 00:28:53,067
- Wheel clamp.
- Check.
414
00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:55,444
- Follow the tools girls
- Wait for me.
415
00:28:55,528 --> 00:28:57,321
Hurry up slow coach
416
00:29:02,702 --> 00:29:05,371
- He didn't?
- He did!
417
00:29:05,454 --> 00:29:07,498
It was just so disgusting. (Giggles)
418
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,002
It was still quite funny.
419
00:29:11,085 --> 00:29:13,045
But then I said to him, "You didn't?"
420
00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:15,923
And he said, "I did."
421
00:29:16,674 --> 00:29:19,176
- He didn't?
- He did. Just imagine!
422
00:29:25,558 --> 00:29:27,518
(Phone rings)
423
00:29:28,269 --> 00:29:30,229
Posh Totty.
424
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:32,857
Hello, big boy.
425
00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:35,234
Shoo, shoo, shoo. Shoo.
426
00:29:38,904 --> 00:29:41,824
I'm wearing my school uniform, silly.
427
00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:45,870
Although, I'm about to get changed
into my gym kit.
428
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,374
I did really well in my last oral
429
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:54,378
Although I did find it a bit of a mouthful at first
430
00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:58,507
But Miss says if I practise as often as I can
431
00:29:58,591 --> 00:30:00,843
I could become Head Girl.
432
00:30:02,386 --> 00:30:03,554
(Chanting)
433
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:05,639
We're onto you, so watch your backs!
434
00:30:05,723 --> 00:30:07,641
Feel the fear. We're maniacs!
435
00:30:07,725 --> 00:30:09,101
St Trinian's!
436
00:30:11,479 --> 00:30:14,482
M-A-N -I-A-C. St Trinian's!
437
00:30:14,565 --> 00:30:15,566
Look out.
438
00:30:17,693 --> 00:30:19,653
(Cheering)
439
00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:22,114
# NOISETTES: Don't Give Up
440
00:30:22,198 --> 00:30:24,742
# If I tried to tell you to do what for?
441
00:30:26,494 --> 00:30:29,246
# Can't you see life's knocking right at your door
442
00:30:30,247 --> 00:30:33,459
# I just don't know for sure
443
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:36,796
(Whistle blows)
444
00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:39,799
# Don't give up, don't give up
445
00:30:40,132 --> 00:30:42,093
# Don't give up, don't give up
446
00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:43,928
# Don't give up, don't give up
447
00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,555
# Don't give up, don't give up!
448
00:30:47,223 --> 00:30:49,183
(Jeering)
449
00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:52,812
(Boeing)
450
00:30:55,606 --> 00:30:57,817
Does anybody have any smelling salts?
451
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,443
No, but I've got poppers.
452
00:31:00,528 --> 00:31:02,446
Go, girlie! Go, girlie!
453
00:31:04,657 --> 00:31:07,243
# Can't you see life's knocking right at your door
454
00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,247
- (Boeing)
- Fair plaY-
455
00:31:13,374 --> 00:31:15,251
# What if I tried to tell you to do what for
456
00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:17,294
# Don't give up, don't give up
457
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:19,797
# Don't give up, don't give up
458
00:31:20,256 --> 00:31:22,216
# Don't give up, don't give up
459
00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:24,719
# Don't give up, don't give up!
460
00:31:30,975 --> 00:31:33,144
Girlie, girlie, girlie! Ha-ha!
461
00:31:35,104 --> 00:31:36,856
I know it's very hard Charles
462
00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:39,025
and most of the girls hate it
463
00:31:39,108 --> 00:31:42,319
but I really like Greek
464
00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:47,158
Charles? Charles?
465
00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:50,619
Are you there?
466
00:31:51,829 --> 00:31:53,789
(Phone rings)
467
00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,417
What's that?
468
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,461
Is that yours?
469
00:32:08,637 --> 00:32:11,265
You wouldn't know the way to
the hockey pitch, would you?
470
00:32:11,349 --> 00:32:13,851
Wargh!
471
00:32:21,067 --> 00:32:23,027
Short corner to St Trinian's.
472
00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:33,996
(Whistle)
473
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,081
Go!
474
00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:38,209
(Snarls)
475
00:32:39,627 --> 00:32:41,545
You're dead.
476
00:32:50,179 --> 00:32:51,180
Yes!
477
00:32:51,263 --> 00:32:54,392
# Are teenage dreams so hard to beat?
478
00:32:55,059 --> 00:32:57,895
# Every time he walks down the street
479
00:32:58,104 --> 00:33:01,065
# Another boy in my neighbourhood
480
00:33:01,941 --> 00:33:04,610
# Wish he was mine, he looks so good
481
00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:08,030
# I want to hold him, want to hold him tight
482
00:33:08,114 --> 00:33:11,867
# I get teenage kicks right through the night
483
00:33:11,951 --> 00:33:14,286
Geoffrey, where on earth have you been?
484
00:33:14,370 --> 00:33:17,331
You're running quite an exotic
establishment here, Miss Fritton.
485
00:33:17,415 --> 00:33:20,501
- What a lovely thing to say.
- What have they done to you?
486
00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,379
(Muffled cries)
487
00:33:23,462 --> 00:33:25,256
I quite agree. The best team did win.
488
00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:28,551
I suppose the lesson is,
don't mess with St Trinian's.
489
00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:30,469
We do play a little rough.
490
00:33:30,553 --> 00:33:32,888
We can all play rough, Camilla.
491
00:33:32,972 --> 00:33:35,683
Maybe we'll be seeing a little more
of one another.
492
00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:37,727
I'll make sure of it.
493
00:33:40,312 --> 00:33:42,690
# I want to hold him, want to hold him tight
494
00:33:42,773 --> 00:33:46,068
# Get teenage kicks right through the night
495
00:33:46,152 --> 00:33:47,778
# All right!
496
00:34:04,962 --> 00:34:06,922
(Snoring)
497
00:34:31,113 --> 00:34:32,114
Ah!
498
00:34:37,661 --> 00:34:39,705
(Whispers) Beverly. Beverly.
499
00:34:39,789 --> 00:34:41,749
(Mouths)
500
00:34:43,709 --> 00:34:45,670
(Clattering)
" Ow!
501
00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:50,716
Beverly, would you like to offer
this gentleman something to drink?
502
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,551
Sorry, how rude of me.
503
00:34:54,804 --> 00:34:58,182
I'm... I'm afraid after last night
we've only got Smirnoff.
504
00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:01,018
- Tea, Beverly.
- Or tea.
505
00:35:01,102 --> 00:35:03,938
Yeah, sorry. Tea, tea, tea...
506
00:35:04,021 --> 00:35:07,358
We're not here to drink tea, Miss Fritton.
507
00:35:07,441 --> 00:35:10,778
You owe the bank over $500,000.
508
00:35:10,861 --> 00:35:15,157
Aren't you lucky?
Christmas bonuses all round, I expect.
509
00:35:15,241 --> 00:35:19,161
Because of your decision to ignore
our six previous final demands,
510
00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:23,332
I am forced to serve you with this
foreclosure notice.
511
00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:28,504
Final demand? How can there be
more than one final demand?
512
00:35:28,587 --> 00:35:31,090
Which is the final final demand?
513
00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:33,509
I can't believe you haven't told me about this.
514
00:35:33,592 --> 00:35:36,178
Well, actually, I did try to tell you.
515
00:35:36,262 --> 00:35:38,931
Not now, Bursar. Beverly, where's that tea?
516
00:35:39,015 --> 00:35:43,769
You can't just pull the plug on us,
like some under performing hairdressing salon.
517
00:35:43,853 --> 00:35:47,732
This is an institution of learning, sir,
and I have a duty of care.
518
00:35:47,815 --> 00:35:50,359
I don't answer to you, I answer to my girls.
519
00:35:50,443 --> 00:35:52,445
Girls who find shelter in no other schools.
520
00:35:52,528 --> 00:35:55,239
A bunch of delinquents
and playground terrorists.
521
00:35:57,908 --> 00:36:01,579
One man's terrorist
is another woman's freedom fighter, Mr...
522
00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:04,790
...Bank Manager.
523
00:36:04,874 --> 00:36:09,628
You have four weeks to repay
the outstanding balance...
524
00:36:09,712 --> 00:36:11,797
or this school...
525
00:36:11,881 --> 00:36:13,841
is declared officially bankrupt.
526
00:36:20,264 --> 00:36:21,807
Tea.
527
00:36:21,891 --> 00:36:24,602
# Uh-oh, we're in trouble
528
00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:27,980
# Something's come along
and it's burst our bubble...
529
00:36:28,064 --> 00:36:30,232
Houston, we have a problem.
530
00:36:31,859 --> 00:36:35,654
# Gotta make a dash
for the cash on the double
531
00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:51,212
# The party was great, yeah
532
00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:52,672
# We were really thrilled
533
00:36:52,755 --> 00:36:56,550
# But the bank man came
and we're gonna get killed
534
00:36:56,634 --> 00:36:59,512
# We got some style but we got no money
535
00:36:59,595 --> 00:37:02,098
# Now the joke's on us...
536
00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:04,058
- (Shouting)
- Quiet, everyone!
537
00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:07,853
(Piercing whistle)
538
00:37:07,937 --> 00:37:10,064
(Silence)
539
00:37:10,773 --> 00:37:12,900
St Trinian's is closing down.
540
00:37:15,945 --> 00:37:17,321
(Cheering)
541
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:25,538
We're facing the biggest crisis of our lives
and you're behaving like bloody children.
542
00:37:27,331 --> 00:37:30,626
If this place closes down,
we have to go to other schools,
543
00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:33,879
and by that I mean normal schools.
544
00:37:33,963 --> 00:37:35,673
(Silence)
545
00:37:36,215 --> 00:37:39,051
# Uh-oh, we're in trouble
546
00:37:39,135 --> 00:37:42,430
# We're deep in doo-doo
and we don't have a shovel...
547
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,267
Thank you, Matron.
548
00:37:47,018 --> 00:37:49,061
Mm... Oh...
549
00:37:51,647 --> 00:37:54,316
A dark cloud hangs over the school, Beverly.
550
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,485
I know all about that one, Miss Fritton.
551
00:37:56,569 --> 00:37:59,947
Sits on top of me every Monday
when I'm on a comedown.
552
00:38:00,031 --> 00:38:01,949
Do you know what you've got to do?
553
00:38:02,033 --> 00:38:04,994
You gotta get your serotonin levels
back in whack.
554
00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:09,373
Red ones bring you up
and blue ones bring you down.
555
00:38:09,457 --> 00:38:12,668
I believe in a healthy balance.
I'll have one of each.
556
00:38:12,752 --> 00:38:14,503
Thank you.
557
00:38:14,587 --> 00:38:16,964
Mm. Delicious.
558
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:29,518
- Oh, darling!
- Daddy! I'll get my stuff and we'll go.
559
00:38:29,602 --> 00:38:31,937
- What?
- That's why you're here, isn't it?
560
00:38:32,021 --> 00:38:36,734
No, we'll... talk later, darling. Milla.
561
00:38:44,742 --> 00:38:46,619
Oi.
562
00:38:48,496 --> 00:38:50,331
You might wanna see this.
563
00:38:51,415 --> 00:38:55,461
A boutique hotel?
But this is my school, Carnaby.
564
00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:58,673
The bank's school, Camilla.
And when they shut you down,
565
00:38:58,756 --> 00:39:01,926
you will have lost everything -
and more importantly, so will I.
566
00:39:05,638 --> 00:39:08,099
The good news is live a pal in property
567
00:39:08,224 --> 00:39:09,850
Oh Milla do listen
568
00:39:10,601 --> 00:39:14,480
I think live come up with a solution
that could benefit us both
569
00:39:14,563 --> 00:39:17,733
If we move fast, sell the place now,
570
00:39:17,817 --> 00:39:22,279
we can repay the debt and er... split the profits.
571
00:39:23,072 --> 00:39:25,616
Looks like your old man's
selling us down the river.
572
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:28,327
No. Daddy wouldn't do anything like that.
573
00:39:28,411 --> 00:39:29,995
What about the girls?
574
00:39:30,079 --> 00:39:32,039
What would happen to my dear girls?
575
00:39:32,873 --> 00:39:36,502
You can stop the Miss Jean Brodie act,
now, Milla. It's me you're talking to.
576
00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:41,549
- What about Annabelle?
- I don't know what to make of that girl
577
00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:43,384
A bit of a drip if you ask me
578
00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:46,721
I sometimes wonder if she's actually mine
579
00:39:47,471 --> 00:39:49,849
Still a daddy's girl, eh?
580
00:39:49,932 --> 00:39:51,809
You're wrong about her Carnaby
581
00:39:51,892 --> 00:39:53,769
In there there's a Fritton
582
00:39:53,853 --> 00:39:58,024
She's got the true family stripe
which is more than I can say about you
583
00:39:58,107 --> 00:40:01,193
- You snake in the grass
- Let's face it little sister
584
00:40:01,277 --> 00:40:03,571
This dump is history
585
00:40:03,654 --> 00:40:04,822
(G rowls)
586
00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:06,866
- on
(Thud)
587
00:40:06,949 --> 00:40:09,035
It's no use relying on the grown -ups.
588
00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:12,079
We need to sort this out ourselves.
589
00:40:19,045 --> 00:40:23,591
Now, the subject of today's lesson is crime.
590
00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:25,843
Yeah? All right? You're liking me now.
591
00:40:25,926 --> 00:40:29,221
So for every need there is a misdeed
592
00:40:29,305 --> 00:40:32,058
And what our need is,
in this particular instance, girls,
593
00:40:32,141 --> 00:40:34,143
is to get our hands on half a bar.
594
00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:36,645
That's half a million pounds for you little ladies
595
00:40:36,729 --> 00:40:39,398
- Any ideas? Who's got an idea?
- (Girls call out)
596
00:40:39,482 --> 00:40:40,900
Anyone? Yes?
597
00:40:40,983 --> 00:40:42,568
Shut up! You!
598
00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:46,447
- What about extortion?
- Excellent. Well done.
599
00:40:47,156 --> 00:40:48,074
Yes.
600
00:40:48,157 --> 00:40:51,035
Brilliant Extortion
601
00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:54,663
Now, I know a lot of people think
the old, "Give me your money or else,"
602
00:40:54,747 --> 00:40:59,251
is a bit old hat, but it's a classic,
it's perennial, possible.
603
00:40:59,335 --> 00:41:02,380
Good work Now who else has got any ideas?
604
00:41:02,505 --> 00:41:04,840
- Go on, Celia.
- Confidence trickery.
605
00:41:04,924 --> 00:41:07,301
Confidence trickery. Excellent!
606
00:41:07,385 --> 00:41:09,679
- Credit card fraud.
- Credit card fraud
607
00:41:09,762 --> 00:41:12,431
- Kidnapping, Flash.
- Kidnapping!
608
00:41:12,515 --> 00:41:16,143
That is more like it. Kid... napping!
609
00:41:16,811 --> 00:41:19,689
So, we take a rich man's wife...
610
00:41:19,772 --> 00:41:21,857
- Excellent.
...cut off her ear...
611
00:41:21,941 --> 00:41:24,068
and then send it to him special delivery.
612
00:41:25,736 --> 00:41:29,949
And then... we just keep chopping...
613
00:41:31,033 --> 00:41:33,369
...bits of her off...
- (Girls all groan)
614
00:41:33,452 --> 00:41:35,329
...until he pays the ransom.
615
00:41:35,413 --> 00:41:37,373
(Giggling)
616
00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:41,585
You shouldn't be laughing at that.
That is too much evil.
617
00:41:41,669 --> 00:41:44,380
You should see a counsellor.
Don't leave her on her own.
618
00:41:50,845 --> 00:41:53,889
(Soft creak)
- Come in, don't loiter in the doorway.
619
00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:03,858
I didn't know you painted, Auntie.
620
00:42:03,941 --> 00:42:05,985
Miss.
621
00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,738
Just having a little bit of "me" time.
622
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,908
Once upon a time
I used to think of it as a career.
623
00:42:13,701 --> 00:42:16,662
It's jolly good. Did you sell many paintings?
624
00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:20,207
Not under my own name.
625
00:42:22,293 --> 00:42:26,130
I took it up when I was recovering
from a broken heart.
626
00:42:26,213 --> 00:42:28,924
We Fritton women are made of sturdy stuff
627
00:42:29,008 --> 00:42:32,345
but we do need an emotional outlet,
don't we, dear?
628
00:42:32,428 --> 00:42:34,388
Hit me. Come on, girlie, hit me!
629
00:42:34,472 --> 00:42:36,349
Come on, come on.
630
00:42:36,432 --> 00:42:38,351
- Come on, girlie, girlie!
- I can't!
631
00:42:38,434 --> 00:42:40,353
You can. Let out your frustrations.
632
00:42:40,436 --> 00:42:44,148
Inhale your anger
and let it all out with a good right hook.
633
00:42:44,231 --> 00:42:45,649
Go on.
634
00:42:46,859 --> 00:42:48,611
I see.
635
00:42:48,694 --> 00:42:54,533
Turn your mind to something or someone
who really makes your blood boil. Hm?
636
00:42:54,617 --> 00:42:57,787
A snake in the grass
who betrays his family ties
637
00:42:57,870 --> 00:43:00,039
as easily as he betrays his word.
638
00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:04,043
An unconscionable shit.
A complete and utter...
639
00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:05,878
(Roars)
640
00:43:14,136 --> 00:43:16,097
Oh...
641
00:43:17,473 --> 00:43:19,433
Welcome to the fold, girlie.
642
00:43:22,561 --> 00:43:24,522
Help your old auntie up.
643
00:43:25,648 --> 00:43:26,732
" Rah!
_ (squeals)
644
00:43:26,816 --> 00:43:29,527
(Chuckles) Oh, poor girl.
Let's have a whisky.
645
00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:34,240
Come on, ladies, we need to think big.
Open your minds real wide.
646
00:43:34,323 --> 00:43:36,701
(All call out)
647
00:43:36,784 --> 00:43:39,787
You gotta search
for the criminal inside yourself. Yes!
648
00:43:42,665 --> 00:43:43,791
BOTH: Theft.
649
00:43:43,874 --> 00:43:46,711
Theft. Finally. Now you're talking.
650
00:43:47,294 --> 00:43:48,421
Excellent Theft
651
00:43:48,504 --> 00:43:50,631
- Good work.
- Bank of England?
652
00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:52,425
Bank of England too big.
653
00:43:52,508 --> 00:43:55,011
- Woolworths.
- Too small. Just sweets.
654
00:43:55,094 --> 00:43:58,097
Come on, think about it. I'm telling you...
655
00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:01,934
If you don't use your noggins,
we ain't gonna get this dough together.
656
00:44:03,519 --> 00:44:06,564
I see erm... Yes... Kelly.
657
00:44:06,689 --> 00:44:08,649
What about that?
658
00:44:10,109 --> 00:44:11,527
(Gasps)
659
00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:13,362
(In unison) Oh, my God!
660
00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:17,283
You want to steal Scarlett Johansson?
661
00:44:17,366 --> 00:44:19,326
You are so blonde, Chelsea.
662
00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:23,247
That is one of the most
valuable paintings in the world.
663
00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:26,542
And it is here now.
664
00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:30,004
We steal it and then we fence it.
665
00:44:31,213 --> 00:44:33,507
You'd be able to flog it for us, Flash,
wouldn't you?
666
00:44:36,635 --> 00:44:38,846
Well, erm...
667
00:44:40,723 --> 00:44:43,267
It's probably a bit out of my league, Kel.
668
00:44:45,061 --> 00:44:47,021
Number 7.
669
00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:51,275
The Heist.
670
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:58,783
Girls, it's time we organised a school trip.
671
00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:11,087
Girls, please. Remember we have
the school's reputation to uphold.
672
00:45:12,463 --> 00:45:14,423
(Screaming)
673
00:46:12,523 --> 00:46:14,275
Oi.
674
00:46:15,484 --> 00:46:16,861
Bingo.
675
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,699
Wow.
676
00:46:21,824 --> 00:46:24,827
You can so see why
Colin Firth wanted to shag her.
677
00:46:25,494 --> 00:46:29,582
Yeah, but you could spruce it up with
a dash of colour and some accessories.
678
00:46:31,292 --> 00:46:35,463
I'm thinking, lose the earrings
and go for some big gold hoops.
679
00:46:39,216 --> 00:46:40,968
Ciao-ciao.
680
00:46:41,052 --> 00:46:42,428
- So?
- OK.
681
00:46:42,511 --> 00:46:45,973
They've got 28 CCTV cameras
on separate circuits.
682
00:46:46,057 --> 00:46:50,728
Four shifts of 12 armed guards
patrol the galleries 24 hours a day.
683
00:46:50,853 --> 00:46:52,980
Pressure alarms, invisible random lasers,
684
00:46:53,064 --> 00:46:55,733
and hydraulically-operated
reinforced steel shutters.
685
00:46:55,858 --> 00:46:57,026
Golly!
686
00:46:57,109 --> 00:46:59,695
- So?
- We're talking Mission: Impossible.
687
00:46:59,779 --> 00:47:02,698
- That's a no?
- If Tom Cruise can do it, so can we.
688
00:47:02,782 --> 00:47:07,328
Yeah, yeah, but the real problem is,
how do we get into the building?
689
00:47:08,788 --> 00:47:10,831
We need some kind of cover
690
00:47:11,540 --> 00:47:13,626
Any bright ideas?
691
00:47:18,339 --> 00:47:20,216
So, are we good?
692
00:47:20,299 --> 00:47:24,095
It's such a pity none of you want to give
School Challenge a shot.
693
00:47:24,178 --> 00:47:26,555
It would be so much fun.
694
00:47:27,348 --> 00:47:31,060
I only mention it because
the final takes place right here.
695
00:47:31,143 --> 00:47:34,522
KELLY: What did you say?
- The final will be televised here.
696
00:47:36,107 --> 00:47:38,067
In the Grand Hall.
697
00:47:41,612 --> 00:47:44,865
The location: Trafalgar Square.
698
00:47:45,741 --> 00:47:48,369
The target: National Gallery.
699
00:47:48,452 --> 00:47:50,246
This is where our trailer base is.
700
00:47:50,329 --> 00:47:53,332
- And the distance?
- 114 metres.
701
00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:55,876
OK, let's get animated.
702
00:47:59,755 --> 00:48:02,550
So here we are -
one of the world's busiest squares
703
00:48:02,633 --> 00:48:05,261
And Big Brother will definitely be watching us
704
00:48:05,344 --> 00:48:07,513
with a surveillance camera on every wall
705
00:48:07,596 --> 00:48:09,807
and security guards at every turn
706
00:48:09,932 --> 00:48:13,019
So we use the trailer as cover
and take the sewers
707
00:48:13,102 --> 00:48:14,729
(Girls groan)
708
00:48:16,522 --> 00:48:18,816
- Nasty.
- Who's that?
709
00:48:20,443 --> 00:48:22,778
- Ha-ha! Taylor.
- What?
710
00:48:22,862 --> 00:48:25,281
" (Laughter)
- Why me?
711
00:48:25,364 --> 00:48:28,034
I don't know what you're looking
so pleased about, Andrea.
712
00:48:28,117 --> 00:48:30,077
- You're coming as well.
- Shut up!
713
00:48:30,161 --> 00:48:32,538
Me and the Corpse Bride? I don't think so.
714
00:48:32,621 --> 00:48:34,373
Drop the attitude, Taylor.
715
00:48:34,457 --> 00:48:36,375
- Polly
- Now...
716
00:48:36,459 --> 00:48:40,254
When you get in the sewers,
you have to get through these iron gates.
717
00:48:44,592 --> 00:48:45,885
- Eugh!
'(Laughs)
718
00:48:45,968 --> 00:48:47,553
(Laughs)
719
00:48:49,347 --> 00:48:50,931
(Mouse squeaks)
720
00:48:53,893 --> 00:48:55,895
We have double chemistry tomorrow.
721
00:48:55,978 --> 00:48:58,397
BOTH: We'll start on the explosives.
- Good work.
722
00:48:59,273 --> 00:49:02,026
Once inside, you'll make your way
through to the balcony,
723
00:49:02,109 --> 00:49:03,611
which overlooks the Grand Hall.
724
00:49:03,694 --> 00:49:06,822
Then you take the zip wire over the audience,
725
00:49:06,906 --> 00:49:08,866
while the show is being recorded.
726
00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:14,580
It's like 10 metres high.
727
00:49:14,663 --> 00:49:16,624
113 actually
728
00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:21,420
So after we've got through the rank sewers,
iron gates, security guards...
729
00:49:21,504 --> 00:49:24,882
And then we've done a live wire act
over the audience,
730
00:49:25,007 --> 00:49:28,344
I suppose you want us to swim
the Channel, and then...
731
00:49:28,427 --> 00:49:30,763
- climb a mountain...
...as well!
732
00:49:30,846 --> 00:49:33,349
No. You just have to get through these.
733
00:49:38,354 --> 00:49:39,772
Invisible random lasers
734
00:49:39,855 --> 00:49:43,818
with pressure alarms that trigger
hydraulically-operated steel shutters.
735
00:49:48,406 --> 00:49:50,700
All sounds frightfully exciting, doesn't it?
736
00:49:50,783 --> 00:49:52,618
As for the explosives, girls,
737
00:49:52,702 --> 00:49:54,954
I'd go for RDX rather than Trinitrotoluene.
738
00:49:55,037 --> 00:49:57,707
There's nothing worse than rogue C-4.
739
00:49:57,790 --> 00:49:59,083
BOTH: Yes, Miss.
740
00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:02,586
But all this will be a complete waste of time
unless we get to the Final
741
00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:04,463
Oh, God, yeah.
742
00:50:04,547 --> 00:50:08,342
So, girls... how do you plan to get us there?
743
00:50:10,928 --> 00:50:13,097
That's not a problem.
744
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:16,183
Get yourself on camera
and the world can be your oyster
745
00:50:16,267 --> 00:50:19,645
One day you're on School Challenge,
the next it's Love Island.
746
00:50:19,729 --> 00:50:22,440
Soon you've married a footballer
and bought the Bahamas.
747
00:50:22,523 --> 00:50:28,821
But easy, now, girls,
because if you don't take that moment,
748
00:50:28,904 --> 00:50:31,240
blink... and it's back to obscurity.
749
00:50:32,199 --> 00:50:34,160
KELLY: Oi, girls. Jog on.
750
00:50:36,787 --> 00:50:39,206
- So who...
- JJ French.
751
00:50:39,290 --> 00:50:42,668
Our last Head Girl, now turned PR guru.
752
00:50:42,752 --> 00:50:45,171
People want soap opera.
753
00:50:45,254 --> 00:50:48,507
They want to know how to get your look.
What diet you're on.
754
00:50:48,591 --> 00:50:50,926
They want to know all about your broken hearts
755
00:50:51,010 --> 00:50:52,762
and your fashion disasters.
756
00:50:53,804 --> 00:50:56,515
But keep them talking, that's the game.
757
00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:58,559
That's genius.
758
00:50:59,935 --> 00:51:01,896
Then why isn't everybody famous?
759
00:51:03,022 --> 00:51:05,107
Because they don't have me.
760
00:51:07,526 --> 00:51:09,362
You need to play an angle.
761
00:51:09,445 --> 00:51:12,490
Look at Liz Hurley.
She wore that dress and what happened?
762
00:51:12,573 --> 00:51:14,533
An acting career, her own clothing line
763
00:51:14,617 --> 00:51:17,203
and a 15-page wedding in Hello! magazine.
764
00:51:17,286 --> 00:51:18,621
Now that's genius.
765
00:51:21,207 --> 00:51:24,669
OK, so here's a little tip I learned from Paris.
766
00:51:24,752 --> 00:51:26,962
- Hilton?
- France.
767
00:51:29,382 --> 00:51:34,261
Put on a pair of YSL's and the whole world
will think you're a total brainiac.
768
00:51:34,345 --> 00:51:36,305
(Giggling)
769
00:51:39,308 --> 00:51:40,726
(Cheering)
770
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:49,193
You are welcome to join us
on our quizzical quest
771
00:51:49,276 --> 00:51:52,363
to find the brightest of sparks,
the smartest of alecks,
772
00:51:52,446 --> 00:51:54,949
the very pluperfect of pupils
773
00:51:55,032 --> 00:51:59,245
in this year's battle to find
the champions of School Challenge.
774
00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:08,254
On my right in the red corner
we have Ampleforth College
775
00:52:08,337 --> 00:52:13,509
And on my left in the blue corner
it's Peaches Chelsea and Chloe
776
00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:17,054
- from St Trinian's!
- (Cheering)
777
00:52:17,179 --> 00:52:21,142
What term is applied to a restraint
on the expansion of an economy
778
00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:23,936
as a result of governmental taxation policy
779
00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:27,314
whereby a rise in inflation
causes a larger proportion
780
00:52:27,398 --> 00:52:30,443
of wage earners' income to be paid in tax?
781
00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:32,361
(Ping)
782
00:52:32,445 --> 00:52:34,155
Chelsea, St Trinian's.
783
00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:35,489
Fiscal drag.
784
00:52:36,365 --> 00:52:38,325
Fiscal drag is the right answer.
785
00:52:38,409 --> 00:52:40,202
- (Cheering)
- Well done. Five points.
786
00:52:41,871 --> 00:52:44,749
- Which Roman poet...
- (Ping)
787
00:52:44,832 --> 00:52:46,792
Peaches, St Trinian's.
788
00:52:46,876 --> 00:52:48,294
Ovid.
789
00:52:48,377 --> 00:52:50,421
Ovid is the answer I have on the card.
790
00:52:50,504 --> 00:52:51,839
(Cheering)
791
00:52:51,922 --> 00:52:53,174
- Who wrote...
- (Ping)
792
00:52:54,216 --> 00:52:56,469
Charles Dickens.
793
00:52:56,552 --> 00:52:59,305
...Is the right answer. Well, I'm sorry, Ampleforth,
794
00:52:59,388 --> 00:53:02,350
you're up against a team
at the very top of their form.
795
00:53:03,726 --> 00:53:04,894
Quickly.
796
00:53:11,734 --> 00:53:14,278
- Which Tchaikovsky overture
(Ping)
797
00:53:15,321 --> 00:53:16,197
1812.
798
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,531
Is the correct answer.
799
00:53:17,615 --> 00:53:19,909
(Bell)
- There goes the school bell
800
00:53:20,034 --> 00:53:21,577
with the scores standing at
801
00:53:23,079 --> 00:53:25,581
...which means, I'm sorry to say,
Ampleforth College,
802
00:53:25,664 --> 00:53:27,666
we have to bid farewell to you.
803
00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:30,461
ALL: Loser! Loser!
804
00:53:30,544 --> 00:53:32,046
Losefl
805
00:53:32,922 --> 00:53:35,132
So...
806
00:53:35,257 --> 00:53:37,593
how are we going to beat Bedales?
807
00:53:40,179 --> 00:53:41,806
CELIA: Magic
808
00:53:43,349 --> 00:53:45,476
The kind you get in mushrooms.
809
00:53:48,396 --> 00:53:50,231
- Hi
- Hi.
810
00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:52,483
Anyone for camomile tea?
811
00:53:52,566 --> 00:53:54,527
- Yes.
- Thanks.
812
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:05,079
In which Shakespeare play would you
find the following stage directions:
813
00:54:05,162 --> 00:54:08,374
"Exit, pursued by a bear"?
814
00:54:08,457 --> 00:54:09,709
(Buzzer)
815
00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:12,545
Yes. Chas. Bedales.
816
00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:15,881
- Was it Winnie the Pooh?
- (Laughter)
817
00:54:15,965 --> 00:54:17,091
(Continuous buzzing)
818
00:54:17,883 --> 00:54:18,884
Caspar...
819
00:54:20,928 --> 00:54:24,181
- Are you buzzing, Caspar?
- Oh, yeah.
820
00:54:24,306 --> 00:54:25,891
You've had your chance
821
00:54:25,975 --> 00:54:28,519
You've buzzed... What are you doing?
822
00:54:28,602 --> 00:54:30,896
What are you doing? Chas! I'm being touched.
823
00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:33,107
Derek, I'm being touched. Derek!
824
00:54:35,484 --> 00:54:36,986
(Ping)
825
00:54:37,611 --> 00:54:41,490
Sure, just sign the deal
and I'll make sure she says the brand live on air.
826
00:54:41,574 --> 00:54:43,868
- Apple
- Apple is the right answer
827
00:54:43,951 --> 00:54:44,785
(Cheering)
828
00:54:44,910 --> 00:54:48,164
Know-it-all nymphets from St Trinian's
829
00:54:49,582 --> 00:54:53,002
Oh, come on, Eton.
I'm going to have to hurry you.
830
00:54:53,127 --> 00:54:55,087
No, it's gone.
831
00:54:55,171 --> 00:54:56,088
(Bell)
832
00:54:56,172 --> 00:54:58,132
And so has the bell!
833
00:54:58,215 --> 00:55:02,595
And er... on that note, I'm afraid we leave Eton...
834
00:55:02,678 --> 00:55:03,471
(Thud)
835
00:55:03,554 --> 00:55:08,100
...and congratulate our glorious
and glamorous victresses,
836
00:55:08,184 --> 00:55:09,226
who will go on next week
837
00:55:09,352 --> 00:55:12,355
to the grand final to meet
Cheltenham Ladies' College
838
00:55:12,438 --> 00:55:14,148
It is of course St Trinian's
839
00:55:14,231 --> 00:55:16,192
(Cheering and chanting)
840
00:55:22,490 --> 00:55:24,658
Are we going to close down St Trinian's?
841
00:55:26,285 --> 00:55:28,454
THWAVYES: No they're more use to us alive
842
00:55:29,538 --> 00:55:33,793
You see, as things stand,
they're the perfect symbol of misguided youth.
843
00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:36,754
They're a beacon of ill-discipline
in need of correction.
844
00:55:36,837 --> 00:55:40,049
I'm going to make an example of them.
I'll break their spirit.
845
00:55:40,174 --> 00:55:42,551
They will conform.
846
00:55:42,635 --> 00:55:45,012
It's time the world saw
what we've been dealing with.
847
00:55:45,096 --> 00:55:47,640
Show them the problem... then fix it.
848
00:55:49,642 --> 00:55:51,602
The press pack is panting, Peter.
849
00:55:52,311 --> 00:55:54,271
It's time we let them loose.
850
00:56:16,419 --> 00:56:17,962
Hang on.
851
00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:20,631
You want me, a man of my calibre...
852
00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:24,844
...just to... bowl into some gallery in London,
853
00:56:25,553 --> 00:56:27,680
waltz up to your old man
854
00:56:27,763 --> 00:56:30,182
and offer to flog him a Vermeer for half a bar?
855
00:56:30,266 --> 00:56:32,852
It won't be you. It will be this guy.
856
00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:37,189
Gerhard Von Strubel,
the most elusive art dealer in the world.
857
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:41,193
You want me to pretend to be some...
858
00:56:41,277 --> 00:56:43,029
art bloke?
859
00:56:43,112 --> 00:56:44,655
They've never met,
860
00:56:44,780 --> 00:56:47,491
but my father would do anything
to do business with him.
861
00:56:47,575 --> 00:56:49,869
No, I'm sorry, I don't fancy it. No.
862
00:56:49,994 --> 00:56:51,370
KELLY: What's wrong?
863
00:56:51,454 --> 00:56:53,414
Not up to it, Flash?
864
00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:55,458
I told you, Annabelle.
865
00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:58,085
Hold on, hold on.
I didn't say I wouldn't do it.
866
00:56:58,169 --> 00:57:01,422
Come on, give us a look at it.
I'll give anything a try once.
867
00:57:01,505 --> 00:57:03,466
So, erm...
868
00:57:03,549 --> 00:57:06,385
What's he like, then, this von Strubel mug?
869
00:57:07,219 --> 00:57:09,305
- He's a count.
- He sounds like one!
870
00:57:10,598 --> 00:57:13,351
No, he's posh. I can do posh, look.
871
00:57:13,434 --> 00:57:16,354
Oh, la-di-dah! Shall we go hunting?
872
00:57:16,437 --> 00:57:18,564
But can you do German?
873
00:57:18,647 --> 00:57:21,442
Yeah, of course I can. Ah, mon freuer...
874
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:24,403
Strindberg Wiederkind JUrgen Klinsmann...
875
00:57:24,487 --> 00:57:27,948
It'll be all right on the night.
Just give me a little bit of time.
876
00:57:28,032 --> 00:57:30,076
What's he erm... What's he look like?
877
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:34,497
Well, all I've heard is that he's successful...
878
00:57:34,580 --> 00:57:36,540
erudite and handsome.
879
00:57:39,001 --> 00:57:42,129
Oh, I almost forgot. He's also very, very gay.
880
00:57:42,213 --> 00:57:43,631
(Chokes)
881
00:57:43,714 --> 00:57:45,675
(Whistle)
882
00:57:46,926 --> 00:57:49,679
Scramble! Black Eagle, one o'clock!
883
00:57:59,897 --> 00:58:02,108
Ready to make the front pages, Minister?
884
00:58:02,233 --> 00:58:05,069
Peter, the only things
the public wants to read about
885
00:58:05,152 --> 00:58:07,113
are mayhem, misery and disaster.
886
00:58:08,406 --> 00:58:10,366
So we'll be fine.
887
00:58:11,742 --> 00:58:13,994
Thank you for coming, gentlemen, ladies.
888
00:58:14,078 --> 00:58:17,123
What you're about to witness
is the disgraceful result
889
00:58:17,206 --> 00:58:19,375
of 15 years of political indifference.
890
00:58:21,043 --> 00:58:23,004
Schools like this one are weeds.
891
00:58:23,087 --> 00:58:26,799
Long neglected, they've been
allowed to grow wild and unruly.
892
00:58:26,882 --> 00:58:29,885
- And you're the weedkiller, Minister?
- I like it, Denise.
893
00:58:29,969 --> 00:58:31,554
Code Red!
894
00:58:32,304 --> 00:58:34,265
Code Red!
895
00:58:37,601 --> 00:58:39,854
People have often criticised my methods.
896
00:58:39,937 --> 00:58:42,732
They say I'm too aggressive,
hard-line, whatever.
897
00:58:44,483 --> 00:58:46,444
But what I'm about to show you...
898
00:58:47,486 --> 00:58:49,655
...is the appalling alternative.
899
00:58:49,739 --> 00:58:52,033
It looks rather pleasant, if you ask me.
900
00:58:58,289 --> 00:59:01,167
You were only supposed
to blow the bloody doors off.
901
00:59:04,003 --> 00:59:05,963
Minister! Minister?
902
00:59:07,673 --> 00:59:09,633
Code Red!
903
00:59:13,929 --> 00:59:15,890
Morning.
904
00:59:17,141 --> 00:59:19,310
Er... are you lot from t' Inland Revenue?
905
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:21,354
No.
906
00:59:22,438 --> 00:59:23,647
Phew!
907
00:59:23,731 --> 00:59:25,149
Quickly, quickly.
908
00:59:29,528 --> 00:59:31,322
Ready?
909
00:59:56,847 --> 01:00:00,685
...when the sixth hour was come,
there was a darkness over...
910
01:00:02,061 --> 01:00:04,021
How can I help you?
911
01:00:09,276 --> 01:00:13,739
And some of them stood by
when they heard the saint
912
01:00:15,032 --> 01:00:17,326
They're bound to slip up sooner or later.
913
01:00:18,369 --> 01:00:20,329
(Clattering)
914
01:00:27,211 --> 01:00:29,171
Christ! He's coming this way!
915
01:00:31,382 --> 01:00:33,175
We're never gonna make it!
916
01:00:42,226 --> 01:00:43,811
Who are you?
917
01:00:44,895 --> 01:00:46,647
I know your daughter.
918
01:00:46,731 --> 01:00:48,816
You're friends with Verity?
919
01:00:48,899 --> 01:00:50,860
I was at Cheltenham with her.
920
01:00:51,569 --> 01:00:54,864
She was the school bully
and I was one of her favourite victims.
921
01:00:54,989 --> 01:00:56,240
DENISE: Really?
922
01:00:56,323 --> 01:00:59,618
So Minister your daughter was the school bully
923
01:01:01,704 --> 01:01:04,165
And what's it like being at St Trinian's?
924
01:01:04,248 --> 01:01:06,208
Oh, it's like...
925
01:01:07,084 --> 01:01:11,964
one big, happy...
if slightly dysfunctional... family.
926
01:01:12,048 --> 01:01:14,216
A bastard profanes the English throne
927
01:01:15,134 --> 01:01:17,970
The generous Britons are cheated by a juggler.
928
01:01:19,096 --> 01:01:21,057
Geoffrey What a surprise!
929
01:01:25,853 --> 01:01:27,605
What's going on, Miss Fritton?
930
01:01:27,688 --> 01:01:29,648
The girls are hard at work,
931
01:01:29,732 --> 01:01:32,735
and their headmistress
is rehearsing the role of a lifetime.
932
01:01:32,818 --> 01:01:35,363
Don't you think I make a remarkable queen?
933
01:01:35,446 --> 01:01:38,532
You're up to something,
and I will get to the bottom of it.
934
01:01:38,616 --> 01:01:40,034
I will expose you.
935
01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:42,828
Well, you'll have to at least
buy me dinner first.
936
01:01:42,912 --> 01:01:44,872
Oh, Geoffrey.
937
01:01:46,749 --> 01:01:48,417
Oh, not again.
938
01:01:49,168 --> 01:01:50,920
(Snarls)
939
01:01:53,923 --> 01:01:55,091
Aar-rood.!
940
01:02:02,181 --> 01:02:06,644
Not quite the headline we had in mind, Minister.
941
01:02:10,856 --> 01:02:12,817
(Suppressed giggling)
942
01:02:36,799 --> 01:02:38,759
(Screams)
943
01:02:45,182 --> 01:02:47,143
(Snarls)
944
01:02:50,229 --> 01:02:54,775
You've had this coming
since the day you arrived, Fritton.
945
01:02:54,859 --> 01:02:56,777
What are you going to do to me?
946
01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:04,410
Give you a makeover, silly.
947
01:03:04,535 --> 01:03:06,829
# SUGABABES:
3 Spoons Of Suga
948
01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:22,511
# She likes to dress
like she's fresh out of a magazine
949
01:03:26,223 --> 01:03:30,144
# She struts around
getting down to her record machine
950
01:03:33,606 --> 01:03:37,026
# It's clear that she enjoys teasing all the boys
951
01:03:37,485 --> 01:03:40,529
# They always say
that you'll remember her name
952
01:03:40,613 --> 01:03:42,573
# Because she's got it
953
01:03:43,908 --> 01:03:45,868
# She's got it right down
954
01:03:46,702 --> 01:03:48,621
# And all the guys say
955
01:03:48,704 --> 01:03:51,582
# I need three spoons of sugar
in a glass full of liquor
956
01:03:51,665 --> 01:03:53,459
# To get over you
957
01:03:55,419 --> 01:03:59,382
# I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy
to cure the sugar rush
958
01:03:59,465 --> 01:04:01,425
# I can't get over you
959
01:04:03,844 --> 01:04:05,388
# Gimme something in my coffee
960
01:04:05,471 --> 01:04:07,223
# Gimme thrills, take my money
961
01:04:07,306 --> 01:04:09,266
# Can't get over you
962
01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:11,686
So... how do you feel?
963
01:04:13,396 --> 01:04:14,939
Like a St Trinian.
964
01:04:15,022 --> 01:04:18,693
# I need three spoons of sugar
in a glass full of liquor
965
01:04:18,776 --> 01:04:20,403
# To get over you
966
01:04:22,697 --> 01:04:24,657
# Gimme something in my coffee
967
01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:26,492
# Gimme thrills, take my money
968
01:04:26,575 --> 01:04:28,577
# Can't get over you
969
01:04:29,662 --> 01:04:33,958
# I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy
to cure the sugar rush
970
01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:36,085
# I can't get over you
971
01:04:41,674 --> 01:04:43,426
Ah, Lavinia.
972
01:04:43,509 --> 01:04:46,470
Are you tempted by our caped crusader?
973
01:04:46,554 --> 01:04:48,514
(Chuckles)
974
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,768
(German accent)
Gah! Why is it that the first face I see
975
01:04:52,852 --> 01:04:55,688
is not only the handsomest face in this room
976
01:04:55,771 --> 01:04:58,941
but also the very face I came here to talk to?
977
01:04:59,025 --> 01:05:00,609
It must be fate.
978
01:05:00,693 --> 01:05:01,652
You are?
979
01:05:01,736 --> 01:05:03,279
German.
980
01:05:03,362 --> 01:05:05,281
Whereabouts in Germany?
981
01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:07,450
Bayern Munich.
982
01:05:08,159 --> 01:05:09,910
That's a football team.
983
01:05:10,995 --> 01:05:13,456
Yes... and I am their number one fan.
984
01:05:14,874 --> 01:05:17,084
Please, don't go. I didn't mean to offend you.
985
01:05:17,168 --> 01:05:20,880
It's just... I get very lonely being German.
986
01:05:21,756 --> 01:05:24,633
And a bigwig in the art world.
987
01:05:24,717 --> 01:05:26,427
- I imagine.
- And gay.
988
01:05:27,178 --> 01:05:28,554
- Would you...
- Ohh!
989
01:05:28,679 --> 01:05:31,891
Whoopsie-daisy! Gerhard, Gerhard, Gerhard!
990
01:05:31,974 --> 01:05:33,517
Oh, my God.
991
01:05:35,519 --> 01:05:38,272
You're not Count Gerhard von...
992
01:05:38,356 --> 01:05:40,316
Sshh, please!
993
01:05:40,399 --> 01:05:42,985
I'm trying to keep a low profile.
994
01:05:44,153 --> 01:05:51,160
One of the great masterpieces has just
become available on the black market.
995
01:05:55,998 --> 01:05:58,042
Which masterpiece are you talking about?
996
01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,211
Well, it's actually rather a big deal.
997
01:06:00,294 --> 01:06:02,922
A little out of your league, perhaps.
998
01:06:03,005 --> 01:06:04,965
Perhaps it's something you'd er...
999
01:06:05,049 --> 01:06:06,676
prefer to discuss over dinner.
1000
01:06:08,219 --> 01:06:09,136
What?
1001
01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:11,722
Well, you said how... lonely you are.
1002
01:06:13,099 --> 01:06:16,102
We could er... spend some time together.
1003
01:06:17,186 --> 01:06:19,146
A nice candlelit dinner,
1004
01:06:19,230 --> 01:06:21,524
a stroll along the beach...
1005
01:06:22,608 --> 01:06:24,360
...just the two of us...
1006
01:06:25,403 --> 01:06:27,196
...barefoot in the surf.
1007
01:06:29,073 --> 01:06:30,825
And then...
1008
01:06:31,909 --> 01:06:33,869
...back to my place.
1009
01:06:37,415 --> 01:06:41,127
Or I could just... tell you now.
1010
01:06:41,210 --> 01:06:43,546
- Oh, yes, OK.
- Good, it's better.
1011
01:06:44,630 --> 01:06:46,382
The masterpiece is the...
1012
01:06:46,465 --> 01:06:50,302
The Girl With The Pearl Earring.
1013
01:06:51,429 --> 01:06:53,014
Really?
1014
01:06:59,603 --> 01:07:01,564
(Sombre music)
1015
01:07:48,194 --> 01:07:50,237
The ultimate price was paid by one...
1016
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,240
...who laid down his life...
1017
01:07:53,324 --> 01:07:55,659
for his sisters and his school.
1018
01:07:57,995 --> 01:08:00,664
No greater love hath any dog...
1019
01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,834
...than this.
1020
01:08:12,343 --> 01:08:14,303
(Sniffs) I'm sorry.
1021
01:08:15,096 --> 01:08:17,056
This one's for Mr Darcy!
1022
01:08:17,139 --> 01:08:18,891
(Cheering)
1023
01:08:18,974 --> 01:08:21,227
# GIRLS ALOUD:
On My Way To Satisfaction
1024
01:08:24,188 --> 01:08:26,148
# Hey, yeah, yeah
1025
01:08:26,941 --> 01:08:29,944
# Don't you know I saved a spot for you?
1026
01:08:31,195 --> 01:08:33,656
# And I-l-l
1027
01:08:34,156 --> 01:08:37,243
# I wanna introduce you to my crew
1028
01:08:37,326 --> 01:08:39,286
# So what do you say?
1029
01:08:39,370 --> 01:08:41,831
# Am I gonna get my way?
1030
01:08:43,874 --> 01:08:45,835
# I don't need your permission
1031
01:08:46,502 --> 01:08:49,088
# You're uptight and it don't look right
1032
01:08:50,881 --> 01:08:52,842
# You've gotta share my vision
1033
01:08:54,093 --> 01:08:56,053
# On my Way
1034
01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,640
# To satisfaction
1035
01:09:01,392 --> 01:09:03,352
# How I love
1036
01:09:05,062 --> 01:09:07,023
# Your reaction
1037
01:09:08,607 --> 01:09:10,568
# On my Way
1038
01:09:11,819 --> 01:09:13,779
# To satisfaction
1039
01:09:15,740 --> 01:09:17,658
# How I love
1040
01:09:17,742 --> 01:09:19,368
# Yeah
1041
01:09:19,493 --> 01:09:21,454
# Your reaction
1042
01:09:30,004 --> 01:09:31,547
Minister?
1043
01:09:31,630 --> 01:09:36,135
This school you very publicly condemned
is now in the final of School Challenge.
1044
01:09:36,218 --> 01:09:39,555
A little embarrassing for your department
is it not? Like to comment?
1045
01:09:39,638 --> 01:09:41,599
No, Denise, I wouldn't.
1046
01:09:41,682 --> 01:09:45,353
I'm here in a private capacity
to support my daughter's school.
1047
01:09:45,436 --> 01:09:47,396
No more photos now, please, gentlemen.
1048
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:49,357
REPORTER: One question.
1049
01:09:54,362 --> 01:09:56,322
Excuse, can I just...
1050
01:09:56,405 --> 01:09:58,199
I'm sorry, you can't go in there.
1051
01:09:58,282 --> 01:09:59,742
What? But I...
1052
01:09:59,825 --> 01:10:02,620
The team's going through
some intense preparations.
1053
01:10:02,703 --> 01:10:04,663
(Power tool whirring)
1054
01:10:25,017 --> 01:10:26,060
Eurgh!
1055
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:32,108
OK. Picture's up.
1056
01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:37,655
Tania, what are you doing?
1057
01:10:37,738 --> 01:10:39,407
You're 10.
1058
01:10:39,490 --> 01:10:41,575
And you're carrying high explosives.
1059
01:10:41,659 --> 01:10:43,619
It's not what you think, Kell.
1060
01:10:43,703 --> 01:10:45,496
It's for the smell.
1061
01:10:45,579 --> 01:10:47,540
We saw it on CSI.
1062
01:10:47,623 --> 01:10:48,874
Oh.
1063
01:10:52,878 --> 01:10:54,839
Good luck, girls.
1064
01:11:11,355 --> 01:11:13,315
(Cheering and applause)
1065
01:11:13,399 --> 01:11:15,359
(Theme tune intro)
1066
01:11:16,110 --> 01:11:18,112
- Annabelle?
- Wait for it.
1067
01:11:24,785 --> 01:11:30,124
Hello and welcome to no less an institution
than the National Gallery,
1068
01:11:30,207 --> 01:11:31,625
in London itself
1069
01:11:31,709 --> 01:11:36,881
where we're proud to welcome you to
the grand final of School Challenge.
1070
01:11:36,964 --> 01:11:38,924
(Whooping)
1071
01:11:39,925 --> 01:11:40,968
OK. Now.
1072
01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:45,097
(Dull thud)
1073
01:11:52,188 --> 01:11:54,648
Girls? Girls, hello.
1074
01:12:01,739 --> 01:12:03,908
What's happened?
1075
01:12:03,991 --> 01:12:06,369
Come in, come in. Speak to me.
1076
01:12:07,536 --> 01:12:09,622
- (Groaning)
- Oh look
1077
01:12:17,421 --> 01:12:19,340
BOTH: That was wicked.
1078
01:12:20,925 --> 01:12:23,719
OK, girls, let's rock'n'roll.
1079
01:12:26,389 --> 01:12:28,182
I love what you've done with the place
1080
01:12:28,265 --> 01:12:30,601
There's no time for this. Concentrate.
1081
01:12:44,365 --> 01:12:49,578
Who was burned at the stake for
the crime of wearing men's clothes?
1082
01:12:50,037 --> 01:12:51,997
(Buzzer)
- Peaches. St Trinian's.
1083
01:12:53,499 --> 01:12:55,126
Joan of Arc.
1084
01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:57,169
Joe Nafark.
1085
01:12:58,087 --> 01:13:01,549
Joan of Arc is the right answer.
Five points to St Trinian's.
1086
01:13:04,635 --> 01:13:07,972
Plenty of time yet ladies from Cheltenham
1087
01:13:19,233 --> 01:13:21,277
OK, it looks like you're clear.
1088
01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:33,247
(Door slams)
1089
01:13:36,625 --> 01:13:38,586
What's happening?
1090
01:13:40,671 --> 01:13:42,214
Speak to me.
1091
01:13:53,017 --> 01:13:54,977
(crying)
1092
01:13:56,228 --> 01:13:58,397
What are you doing here?
1093
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:01,984
We got stuck in the toilet.
1094
01:14:03,069 --> 01:14:06,781
We thought our mummy
would come and get us but nobody did.
1095
01:14:06,864 --> 01:14:08,824
We were scared.
1096
01:14:08,908 --> 01:14:10,868
You're safe now. Come on.
1097
01:14:12,161 --> 01:14:13,913
Come on.
1098
01:14:19,835 --> 01:14:25,091
Which Latin phrase defines
the common -law legal action or writ
1099
01:14:25,174 --> 01:14:28,260
which is the means by which
detainees can seek relief
1100
01:14:28,344 --> 01:14:30,304
from unlawful imprisonment?
1101
01:14:31,806 --> 01:14:34,350
Yes! Chelsea, St Trinian's.
1102
01:14:35,101 --> 01:14:37,144
Is it... um...
1103
01:14:40,064 --> 01:14:43,442
I think it might possibly be...
1104
01:14:47,113 --> 01:14:49,073
Um...
1105
01:14:49,657 --> 01:14:51,117
Habeas corpus.
1106
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,870
Habeas corpus is the right answer.
They are on fire, Cheltenham.
1107
01:14:54,954 --> 01:14:56,914
(Cheering and whooping)
1108
01:14:57,873 --> 01:15:01,460
Agreat English novel, published in 1813,
1109
01:15:01,544 --> 01:15:05,923
was originally said to be entitled
First Impressions
1110
01:15:06,007 --> 01:15:10,553
it's better known by another title
Can you give me that title please?
1111
01:15:13,639 --> 01:15:15,599
(Buzzer)
- Chelsea. St Trinian's.
1112
01:15:16,392 --> 01:15:18,352
- Pride and
(Feedback squeal)
1113
01:15:19,687 --> 01:15:20,771
Ow!
1114
01:15:21,897 --> 01:15:25,109
That was more painful than a Brazilian wax.
1115
01:15:25,192 --> 01:15:28,779
Brazilian wax? Is that your answer?
Pride And Brazilian Wax?
1116
01:15:28,863 --> 01:15:31,407
- No! No, um...
- (Laughter)
1117
01:15:33,409 --> 01:15:35,369
(Questions continue below)
1118
01:15:57,683 --> 01:15:59,643
We need more cover.
1119
01:16:00,227 --> 01:16:01,395
Medusa.
1120
01:16:01,479 --> 01:16:04,190
Medusa is the right answer. Well done.
1121
01:16:04,273 --> 01:16:06,525
Jolly good!
1122
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,320
(Whooping and cheering)
1123
01:16:16,410 --> 01:16:19,622
I'm not sure why you're cheering
quite so enthusiastically.
1124
01:16:19,705 --> 01:16:21,874
Your school is not doing too well at the moment.
1125
01:17:02,456 --> 01:17:04,583
- Go on.
- I don't want to go.
1126
01:17:06,210 --> 01:17:08,170
Get out of the way, Morticia.
1127
01:17:09,296 --> 01:17:11,632
I'm scared of heights.
1128
01:17:22,518 --> 01:17:25,187
OK. I'm coming.
1129
01:17:28,482 --> 01:17:30,443
No. One at a time.
1130
01:17:34,655 --> 01:17:36,282
Go back.
1131
01:17:38,993 --> 01:17:40,953
Come on. Quick.
1132
01:17:50,504 --> 01:17:54,008
Now maths How are we on maths girls?
1133
01:17:54,091 --> 01:17:56,761
What is the volume of a sphere?
1134
01:17:57,678 --> 01:17:59,638
Yes, Peaches. You got there first.
1135
01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:03,100
Quite loud.
1136
01:18:05,102 --> 01:18:07,104
You're barking up the wrong tree there.
1137
01:18:07,188 --> 01:18:08,856
Not quite what we mean by "volume"
1138
01:18:08,939 --> 01:18:11,025
Any idea? Jemima yes?
1139
01:18:11,525 --> 01:18:13,903
- Pi R cubed.
- Pi times the radius cubed
1140
01:18:13,986 --> 01:18:15,946
- It is Pi R cubed
- Bursar.
1141
01:18:17,323 --> 01:18:20,868
I've always been rather good at figures.
1142
01:18:21,786 --> 01:18:23,829
Literature Let's see how we do here
1143
01:18:23,913 --> 01:18:27,291
She made her first appearance
as a young girl in the novel
1144
01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:30,711
L'Assommoir by Emile Zola.
1145
01:18:31,504 --> 01:18:33,547
Yes. Chelsea, St Trinian's.
1146
01:18:33,631 --> 01:18:34,924
Kylie.
1147
01:18:35,007 --> 01:18:37,385
- (Laughter)
- No, it isn't Kylie.
1148
01:18:37,927 --> 01:18:39,887
Yes, please, Antonia.
1149
01:18:39,970 --> 01:18:42,014
That would be Nana.
1150
01:18:42,098 --> 01:18:44,475
- Nana is the right answer.
- (Applause)
1151
01:18:44,558 --> 01:18:49,188
St Trinian's lagging
after a wonderful start on 45 points
1152
01:18:49,313 --> 01:18:51,273
to Cheltenham's 120
1153
01:18:51,357 --> 01:18:54,026
We'll take those scores into school break time.
1154
01:18:55,528 --> 01:18:58,656
Milk and buns for us,
hopscotch in the playground for you.
1155
01:18:58,739 --> 01:19:00,700
See you later.
1156
01:19:02,201 --> 01:19:04,161
This is not happening.
1157
01:19:05,955 --> 01:19:07,832
Chelsea! You can't leave!
1158
01:19:11,627 --> 01:19:13,337
You all right, babes?
1159
01:19:13,421 --> 01:19:18,342
I just wonder if I'm wasting myself
doing this platitudinous drivel.
1160
01:19:19,260 --> 01:19:21,220
Is this all there is?
1161
01:19:22,430 --> 01:19:24,390
That'll be your serotonin levels.
1162
01:19:24,473 --> 01:19:26,434
Here. I've got summat for you.
1163
01:19:27,476 --> 01:19:30,771
Red ones bring you up,
blue ones bring you down.
1164
01:19:31,522 --> 01:19:33,274
Go for your life.
1165
01:19:33,983 --> 01:19:35,693
Oh... (Whimpers)
1166
01:19:36,610 --> 01:19:38,863
Wait Chelsea wait
1167
01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:42,116
No way.
There is no way I am going back in there.
1168
01:19:42,199 --> 01:19:46,746
- What's wrong, Chelsea?
- Our earpieces have stopped working.
1169
01:19:46,829 --> 01:19:49,081
Earpieces?
1170
01:19:49,165 --> 01:19:51,876
That's how we were getting the answers. Unnnh!
1171
01:19:51,959 --> 01:19:55,004
If you walk out now,
this whole thing goes up in smoke.
1172
01:19:55,129 --> 01:19:59,967
Every offer we've had
over the last six weeks will vanish.
1173
01:20:01,844 --> 01:20:05,890
No more Big Brother. No more Project Catwalk.
1174
01:20:07,350 --> 01:20:10,269
No more Celebrity Love Island.
1175
01:20:10,353 --> 01:20:12,563
You've been cheating.
1176
01:20:12,646 --> 01:20:14,607
(Sobs)
1177
01:20:15,858 --> 01:20:17,902
Just one moment, Chelsea Parker.
1178
01:20:20,821 --> 01:20:23,699
I've been watching you, you little madam...
1179
01:20:25,159 --> 01:20:28,329
...with your girlish wiles and your... saucy ways.
1180
01:20:28,412 --> 01:20:30,790
And now, it seems, your criminal cunning.
1181
01:20:34,168 --> 01:20:36,212
You know what you are, don't you?
1182
01:20:36,295 --> 01:20:37,380
(Whimpers)
1183
01:20:37,463 --> 01:20:39,423
A washed-up slapper.
1184
01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:41,467
- Smart.
- Huh?
1185
01:20:42,593 --> 01:20:44,679
Smarter than you think.
1186
01:20:44,762 --> 01:20:46,722
I am?
1187
01:20:46,806 --> 01:20:48,766
And smart is cool.
1188
01:20:49,767 --> 01:20:50,976
- It is?
- Yes.
1189
01:20:51,060 --> 01:20:53,020
And very, very sexy.
1190
01:20:54,063 --> 01:20:56,023
Really?
1191
01:20:56,107 --> 01:20:58,484
We're going to be back on in 30 seconds, OK?
1192
01:21:00,236 --> 01:21:04,073
- Where's Stephen?
- He's here He's here He's here
1193
01:21:04,198 --> 01:21:07,660
I know he's here, because... I am he.
1194
01:21:07,743 --> 01:21:09,245
(Stephen laughs)
1195
01:21:09,328 --> 01:21:12,748
Oh, my darling lady girls.
Welcome back, welcome back.
1196
01:21:12,832 --> 01:21:15,835
It's the kind of glorious evening,
isn't it, gentle boys and all...
1197
01:21:15,918 --> 01:21:17,253
It's the kind of evening
1198
01:21:17,336 --> 01:21:20,631
where you want to gather
every known numpty in the universe
1199
01:21:20,715 --> 01:21:22,883
and clutch them to your bosom.
1200
01:21:23,718 --> 01:21:25,594
Let's get straight down to it.
1201
01:21:25,678 --> 01:21:27,596
Let's do it and get straight down to it.
1202
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:30,725
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it now.
1203
01:21:30,808 --> 01:21:33,019
Ladies and gentlemen first question
1204
01:21:33,102 --> 01:21:37,189
It's another fruit. We had a fruit earlier -
we've got another fruit now.
1205
01:21:37,273 --> 01:21:42,486
This question is
which native Brazilian tropical fruit
1206
01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:46,615
bears the Latin name ananas comosus?
1207
01:21:47,658 --> 01:21:49,076
Pawpaw. It's the pawpaw.
1208
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:50,327
(Ping)
1209
01:21:50,453 --> 01:21:51,704
St Trinian's Chelsea
1210
01:21:52,455 --> 01:21:54,123
Pawpaw. Pawpaw!
1211
01:21:57,835 --> 01:22:00,838
Pawpaw! Pawpaw! Pawpaw!
1212
01:22:00,921 --> 01:22:02,506
Is it pineapple?
1213
01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:04,342
No!
1214
01:22:04,467 --> 01:22:05,593
It is pineapple.
1215
01:22:05,676 --> 01:22:07,511
- Five points to St Trinian's
- Good.
1216
01:22:07,595 --> 01:22:09,555
OK. Well done.
1217
01:22:10,848 --> 01:22:12,892
- (Cheering)
- I don't know who St Trinian was
1218
01:22:12,975 --> 01:22:14,727
but he was watching over you then
1219
01:22:14,810 --> 01:22:16,937
Congratulations you're back on form
1220
01:22:19,815 --> 01:22:21,859
So fingers back on buzzers please
1221
01:22:24,487 --> 01:22:26,447
(Quiz continues in background)
1222
01:22:32,787 --> 01:22:34,622
- Othello?
STEPHEN: Othello will do
1223
01:22:34,705 --> 01:22:37,958
(Applause)
- We've got a problem.
1224
01:22:38,042 --> 01:22:40,044
Thwaites is onto us.
1225
01:22:41,003 --> 01:22:41,712
Buggeration!
1226
01:22:41,796 --> 01:22:44,382
What is the capital of Burkina Faso?
1227
01:22:44,799 --> 01:22:46,717
(Ping)
_ yes?
1228
01:22:46,801 --> 01:22:48,135
Chloe
1229
01:22:48,219 --> 01:22:49,095
Ouagadougou.
1230
01:22:49,178 --> 01:22:51,639
Ouagadougou is the right answer.
1231
01:22:51,722 --> 01:22:54,892
- (Cheering)
- Well done, Chloe. Congratulations.
1232
01:22:54,975 --> 01:22:57,103
I had a boyfriend from there.
1233
01:22:58,729 --> 01:23:02,608
Another five points to St Trinian's
This is getting exciting
1234
01:23:03,984 --> 01:23:05,945
Geoffrey!
1235
01:23:10,533 --> 01:23:12,368
You know, when I was in the prison system,
1236
01:23:12,451 --> 01:23:14,745
I encountered some of the country's top felons,
1237
01:23:14,829 --> 01:23:18,207
but your girls really are in a whole other league.
1238
01:23:18,290 --> 01:23:20,418
They are the créme I la créme.
1239
01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:22,211
What did I tell you?
1240
01:23:23,004 --> 01:23:25,756
Don't tell me. Tell it to the judge.
1241
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:29,135
Oh, I've met some hard-boiled men in my time,
1242
01:23:29,218 --> 01:23:32,430
but... you are 20 minutes.
1243
01:23:32,555 --> 01:23:35,683
One last drink... for old times' sake?
1244
01:23:36,851 --> 01:23:38,811
I don't think so.
1245
01:23:39,562 --> 01:23:41,522
Geoffrey, where did it all go wrong?
1246
01:23:43,691 --> 01:23:45,735
You and I...
1247
01:23:45,818 --> 01:23:47,987
Where did it go wrong?
1248
01:23:49,030 --> 01:23:54,910
Was I... (Sighs)... too fickle, too... fanciful?
1249
01:23:54,994 --> 01:23:57,913
Too... much for you?
1250
01:24:00,583 --> 01:24:02,543
Maybe I will have that drink.
1251
01:24:05,588 --> 01:24:07,548
Down here!
1252
01:24:10,968 --> 01:24:12,928
Wait for me.
1253
01:24:27,985 --> 01:24:29,945
Let's dance.
1254
01:24:30,613 --> 01:24:35,409
# A new dawn waits for us tonight
1255
01:24:38,204 --> 01:24:40,748
# If you play the cards...
- Come on, focus!
1256
01:24:45,795 --> 01:24:50,883
# I swear I'll keep in party line
1257
01:24:53,761 --> 01:24:58,724
# Cross my heart and hope to die
1258
01:25:01,352 --> 01:25:04,980
# If I lose myself to rhythm
1259
01:25:05,064 --> 01:25:08,275
# Doesn't mean I lose control
1260
01:25:08,359 --> 01:25:12,196
# If I can't dance then I don't want
1261
01:25:12,279 --> 01:25:15,991
# Any part of your revolution
1262
01:25:16,075 --> 01:25:17,785
# Revolution
1263
01:25:18,077 --> 01:25:20,037
# Revolution
1264
01:25:20,454 --> 01:25:23,332
You've put me in a very difficult position, Milla.
1265
01:25:25,668 --> 01:25:29,130
Whereas on the one hand,
it's my sovereign duty to...
1266
01:25:29,255 --> 01:25:31,632
to turn you in. On. Over.
1267
01:25:35,553 --> 01:25:39,306
On the other hand, the second hand. Ticktock.
1268
01:25:42,351 --> 01:25:44,311
You're so...
1269
01:25:45,521 --> 01:25:47,523
- So...
- Intelligent?
1270
01:25:50,192 --> 01:25:52,153
Fragrant?
1271
01:25:53,571 --> 01:25:55,906
- Dangerous?
- Odd.
1272
01:25:55,990 --> 01:25:57,658
I mean, you always have been.
1273
01:26:10,713 --> 01:26:13,049
Cat's in the bag and the bag's in the river.
1274
01:26:23,517 --> 01:26:25,603
Everyone, we have lift-off!
1275
01:26:25,978 --> 01:26:27,938
(Cheering)
1276
01:26:32,985 --> 01:26:36,697
I'm sorry, Camilla,
but as you well know, I am a hard...
1277
01:26:38,407 --> 01:26:40,368
I'm a hard...
1278
01:26:40,951 --> 01:26:43,496
What am I? ...liner.
1279
01:26:44,246 --> 01:26:47,124
I'm a hardliner,
which means I'm hard and a liner.
1280
01:26:50,670 --> 01:26:52,713
Had a dog called Linus once.
1281
01:26:55,841 --> 01:26:57,176
Linus!
1282
01:26:57,259 --> 01:26:58,719
Here, boy.
1283
01:26:59,428 --> 01:27:01,389
GEOFFREY: Linus! Here boy!
1284
01:27:02,473 --> 01:27:03,974
Linus!
1285
01:27:04,058 --> 01:27:06,018
I thought the world of that dog.
1286
01:27:07,436 --> 01:27:09,397
I loved that dog.
1287
01:27:11,399 --> 01:27:13,359
Camilla.
1288
01:27:14,276 --> 01:27:16,237
What I'm trying to tell you...
1289
01:27:17,905 --> 01:27:20,241
...is that you...
1290
01:27:20,366 --> 01:27:22,326
you remind me of Linus.
1291
01:27:25,162 --> 01:27:27,123
(Moans)
1292
01:27:27,206 --> 01:27:29,166
(Thud)
1293
01:27:30,001 --> 01:27:31,168
Woof, woof.
1294
01:27:32,586 --> 01:27:33,921
(Camilla humming)
1295
01:27:34,005 --> 01:27:35,965
(Geoffrey mumbling)
1296
01:27:37,675 --> 01:27:39,677
Three minutes till the end of the show.
1297
01:27:39,802 --> 01:27:42,138
You've gotta get back pronto
1298
01:27:46,392 --> 01:27:47,059
(Gasps)
1299
01:27:48,728 --> 01:27:50,646
(Quiz continues below)
1300
01:27:51,647 --> 01:27:53,399
What are you doing?
1301
01:27:53,482 --> 01:27:55,443
I couldn't stay there on my own.
1302
01:28:07,204 --> 01:28:09,707
...In Greek mythology, of Hercules...
1303
01:28:09,832 --> 01:28:11,792
- OK, don't panic.
- Panic?
1304
01:28:17,131 --> 01:28:19,675
You can do it - you're nearly there
1305
01:28:25,973 --> 01:28:27,600
(Gasps)
1306
01:28:27,683 --> 01:28:31,062
And I know now
that it's time for the final question.
1307
01:28:31,145 --> 01:28:32,730
And looking at the scores...
1308
01:28:32,855 --> 01:28:35,232
- Kelly listen to me
- What am I meant to do?
1309
01:28:35,316 --> 01:28:37,777
Get back now. Right now.
1310
01:28:37,860 --> 01:28:39,737
Or we're history
1311
01:28:39,862 --> 01:28:44,992
. 140 points. For the first time
in School Challenge we have a tie
1312
01:28:45,076 --> 01:28:46,702
as we go into the final question
1313
01:28:46,786 --> 01:28:51,082
All the sweating, all the heartache,
all the dreams, the hopes, ambitions,
1314
01:28:51,165 --> 01:28:52,875
the revising the swotting
1315
01:28:52,958 --> 01:28:56,462
it's all come down to this moment.
1316
01:28:56,545 --> 01:28:58,673
(Contestant breaks wind)
1317
01:28:58,756 --> 01:29:00,966
(Laughter)
1318
01:29:01,050 --> 01:29:04,303
I'm sorry. It's a side effect
of my raisin and Ryvita diet.
1319
01:29:04,387 --> 01:29:07,848
Contrary to popular opinion, better in than out.
1320
01:29:09,058 --> 01:29:10,935
And so, ladies and gentlemen,
1321
01:29:11,018 --> 01:29:13,688
the final question - the decider.
1322
01:29:14,522 --> 01:29:19,151
Fingers on buzzers.
Which substance is believed to have
1323
01:29:19,235 --> 01:29:22,196
such strong aphrodisiac properties
1324
01:29:22,279 --> 01:29:25,324
that the Aztecs forbade women
1325
01:29:25,408 --> 01:29:27,201
from consuming it.
1326
01:29:27,284 --> 01:29:29,245
Thwaites Junior is onto us.
1327
01:29:29,745 --> 01:29:32,373
She'll blow the whole thing -
we've got to stop her
1328
01:29:33,916 --> 01:29:35,793
- I'll handle this.
- But, Annabelle...
1329
01:29:35,918 --> 01:29:37,920
- Annabelle.
- She's mine.
1330
01:29:38,004 --> 01:29:39,588
Annabelle come in!
1331
01:29:39,714 --> 01:29:40,715
(Ping)
1332
01:29:41,924 --> 01:29:42,717
(Gasps)
1333
01:29:44,427 --> 01:29:46,387
Chelsea, St Trinian's.
1334
01:29:50,391 --> 01:29:52,059
Thwaites.
1335
01:29:52,143 --> 01:29:56,105
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to bring you down, Fritton.
1336
01:29:57,314 --> 01:29:59,900
You and your vulgar little school.
1337
01:30:02,445 --> 01:30:05,573
I have to hurry you, Chelsea.
If you buzz you must answer straightaway.
1338
01:30:11,328 --> 01:30:12,580
Is it chocolate?
1339
01:30:15,124 --> 01:30:16,250
(Sighs)
1340
01:30:21,464 --> 01:30:23,424
You do know I'm faster than you.
1341
01:30:26,886 --> 01:30:28,846
Annabelle? Annabelle come in
1342
01:30:30,348 --> 01:30:32,099
Annabelle
1343
01:30:33,642 --> 01:30:34,852
Urgh!
1344
01:30:36,228 --> 01:30:38,105
Chocolate? Is that your answer?
1345
01:30:38,189 --> 01:30:40,149
Er...
1346
01:30:43,652 --> 01:30:45,446
Yes, it is.
1347
01:30:51,077 --> 01:30:52,870
Time for a little prayer.
1348
01:30:58,626 --> 01:31:00,836
Is the right answer!
1349
01:31:00,920 --> 01:31:02,588
(Cheering and applause)
- Yes!
1350
01:31:02,672 --> 01:31:05,591
Which means this year's champions
are St Trinian's School.
1351
01:31:05,675 --> 01:31:08,052
(Wild cheering)
1352
01:31:18,270 --> 01:31:19,897
(Stephen chuckles)
1353
01:31:20,022 --> 01:31:21,982
I'm so happy-
1354
01:31:26,028 --> 01:31:28,656
Yes! Yes!
1355
01:31:29,407 --> 01:31:31,826
Yes, Bursar!
1356
01:31:35,830 --> 01:31:37,164
(Cheering continues)
1357
01:31:37,248 --> 01:31:39,208
Yeah!
1358
01:31:45,548 --> 01:31:46,882
(Running water)
1359
01:31:46,966 --> 01:31:48,676
(Camilla humming)
1360
01:31:52,388 --> 01:31:54,348
(Gargling)
1361
01:31:57,768 --> 01:31:59,729
(Toilet flushes)
1362
01:32:02,690 --> 01:32:04,817
Camilla, erm...
1363
01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:07,445
Last night, what happened?
I don't remember anything.
1364
01:32:07,528 --> 01:32:09,864
(Giggles) I'm sorry, Geoffrey.
1365
01:32:11,741 --> 01:32:13,909
I'm afraid I had to slip you a little something.
1366
01:32:18,164 --> 01:32:20,249
And then...
1367
01:32:20,332 --> 01:32:22,126
you returned the favour.
1368
01:32:24,086 --> 01:32:25,463
Oh, God, you didn't, did you?
1369
01:32:25,546 --> 01:32:28,716
Well not exactly
1370
01:32:28,799 --> 01:32:32,345
- Now, listen, Camilla, I can't...
- Oh, shut up, Geoffrey.
1371
01:32:32,428 --> 01:32:34,388
Just kiss me.
1372
01:32:37,391 --> 01:32:40,061
# THE FOUR ACES:
Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing
1373
01:32:41,187 --> 01:32:51,072
# Love is a many splendoured thing
1374
01:32:52,198 --> 01:33:03,000
# It's the April rose
that only grows in the early spring
1375
01:33:04,835 --> 01:33:06,587
(Needle scratches across record)
1376
01:33:06,712 --> 01:33:08,673
What the?
1377
01:33:09,757 --> 01:33:11,717
(Gasps)
1378
01:33:15,805 --> 01:33:16,806
(Groans)
1379
01:33:23,979 --> 01:33:25,898
What took you so long?
1380
01:33:25,981 --> 01:33:28,150
More now on that breaking news story.
1381
01:33:28,234 --> 01:33:30,319
In an extraordinary turn of events,
1382
01:33:30,403 --> 01:33:34,365
the priceless painting that was stolen
last night from the National Gallery
1383
01:33:34,448 --> 01:33:36,283
has been recovered.
1384
01:33:36,367 --> 01:33:38,327
Vermeer's Girl With A Pearl Earring
1385
01:33:38,411 --> 01:33:42,581
was found by a group of schoolgirls
in a changing room of Harvey Nichols.
1386
01:33:43,457 --> 01:33:46,252
We can go live now to St Trinian's School
1387
01:33:46,335 --> 01:33:48,337
where our reporter Denise Stephenson
1388
01:33:48,421 --> 01:33:51,007
is with the chairman of the National Gallery
1389
01:33:51,090 --> 01:33:53,092
waiting to give the girls a reward.
1390
01:33:53,175 --> 01:33:55,344
It gives me great pleasure to present this award
1391
01:33:55,428 --> 01:33:56,846
to the girls of St Trinian's
1392
01:33:56,971 --> 01:34:00,599
who are model citizens,
an example to young people everywhere.
1393
01:34:00,683 --> 01:34:02,643
And here they are now.
1394
01:34:02,852 --> 01:34:05,354
(Cameras click, reporters call out)
1395
01:34:05,438 --> 01:34:07,481
How does it feel to be a role model?
1396
01:34:07,565 --> 01:34:11,652
We've been unable to contact
Education Minister Geoffrey Thwaites...
1397
01:34:11,777 --> 01:34:13,612
- There he is!
- He's up there.
1398
01:34:13,696 --> 01:34:15,781
- (Shouting)
- Come on, Minister.
1399
01:34:20,828 --> 01:34:22,788
(Cheering)
1400
01:34:27,626 --> 01:34:30,796
# We can't fake the way we feel
1401
01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:33,799
# We were born to keep it real
1402
01:34:33,883 --> 01:34:36,886
# Hockey sticks and balls of steel
1403
01:34:37,011 --> 01:34:39,847
# We are St Trinian's
1404
01:34:41,682 --> 01:34:44,560
# You bite us, we'll bite you back
1405
01:34:44,643 --> 01:34:47,855
# Better be scared when we attack
1406
01:34:47,938 --> 01:34:51,150
# Feel the fear, we're maniacs
1407
01:34:51,233 --> 01:34:54,028
# St Trinian's
1408
01:34:54,904 --> 01:34:58,032
# Check out our battle cry
1409
01:34:58,115 --> 01:35:00,993
# A song to terrify
1410
01:35:01,077 --> 01:35:07,083
# No-one can stand in our way
1411
01:35:07,166 --> 01:35:10,169
# We are the best
1412
01:35:10,252 --> 01:35:14,215
# So screw the rest
1413
01:35:14,298 --> 01:35:19,679
# We do as we damn well please
1414
01:35:19,762 --> 01:35:22,682
# Until the end
1415
01:35:22,765 --> 01:35:26,686
# St Trinian's
1416
01:35:26,769 --> 01:35:30,523
# Defenders of anarchy
1417
01:35:44,286 --> 01:35:47,289
# We are the best
1418
01:35:47,373 --> 01:35:51,335
# So screw the rest
1419
01:35:51,419 --> 01:35:56,424
# We do as we damn well please
1420
01:35:56,507 --> 01:35:59,260
# Until the end
1421
01:35:59,343 --> 01:36:03,222
# St Trinian's
1422
01:36:03,305 --> 01:36:08,394
# Defenders of anarchy
1423
01:36:08,477 --> 01:36:09,645
# St Trinian's!
1424
01:36:09,729 --> 01:36:12,690
# So scam all the toffs, the neats and the freaks
1425
01:36:12,773 --> 01:36:15,735
# Blackmail the goths,
the slappers and the geeks
1426
01:36:15,818 --> 01:36:18,904
# And if they complain, we'll do it all again
1427
01:36:18,988 --> 01:36:21,741
# We do as we damn well please
1428
01:36:23,993 --> 01:36:26,662
# ASBO the chavs, the emos and their mates
1429
01:36:26,746 --> 01:36:29,331
# To torment the slags, we offer special rates
1430
01:36:29,415 --> 01:36:32,376
# And if they complain, we'll do it all again
1431
01:36:32,460 --> 01:36:35,504
# Defenders of anarchy
1432
01:36:35,588 --> 01:36:39,050
# Check out our battle cry
1433
01:36:39,133 --> 01:36:41,761
# A song to terrify
1434
01:36:41,844 --> 01:36:48,142
# No-one can stand in our way
1435
01:36:48,225 --> 01:36:51,228
# We are the best
1436
01:36:51,312 --> 01:36:53,898
# So screw the rest
1437
01:36:55,358 --> 01:37:00,363
# We do as we damn well please
1438
01:37:00,446 --> 01:37:03,491
# Until the end
# Until the end
1439
01:37:03,574 --> 01:37:07,203
# St Trinian's
1440
01:37:07,328 --> 01:37:12,416
# Defenders of anarchy
1441
01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:14,460
# St Trinian's!
1442
01:37:14,543 --> 01:37:16,504
(Cheering)
1443
01:37:20,424 --> 01:37:23,135
# CAMILLA & GEOFFREY:
Love ls In The Air
1444
01:37:24,178 --> 01:37:26,722
There's something about you tonight, Camilla.
1445
01:37:28,182 --> 01:37:30,309
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air
1446
01:37:30,393 --> 01:37:32,812
# Everywhere I look around
1447
01:37:36,023 --> 01:37:37,983
# Love is in the air
1448
01:37:38,526 --> 01:37:41,320
# Every sight and every sound
1449
01:37:43,656 --> 01:37:46,826
GEOFFREY:
#And I don't know if I'm being foolish
1450
01:37:48,244 --> 01:37:50,496
# Don't know if I'm being wise
1451
01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:54,542
# It's something that I must believe in
1452
01:37:55,584 --> 01:37:58,587
# And it's there when I look in your eyes
1453
01:37:59,672 --> 01:38:02,174
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air
1454
01:38:02,258 --> 01:38:04,969
# In the whisper of the trees
1455
01:38:05,052 --> 01:38:07,430
Yes, it is Geoffrey.
1456
01:38:07,513 --> 01:38:09,974
# Love is in the air
1457
01:38:10,057 --> 01:38:12,768
# In the thunder of the sea
1458
01:38:15,396 --> 01:38:19,692
#And I don't know if I'm just dreaming
- Shall I pinch you, Geoffrey?
1459
01:38:19,775 --> 01:38:23,154
# Don't know if I feel sane
- You're utterly bonkers.
1460
01:38:23,237 --> 01:38:25,990
# But it's something that I must believe in
1461
01:38:27,116 --> 01:38:30,036
# And it's there when you call out my name
1462
01:38:30,119 --> 01:38:32,079
Oh, Geoffrey!
1463
01:38:39,045 --> 01:38:41,005
BOTH: # Love is in the air
1464
01:38:43,007 --> 01:38:44,967
# Love is in the air
1465
01:38:46,427 --> 01:38:49,347
# Whoa-whoa-whoa
- Geoffrey!
1466
01:38:49,430 --> 01:38:52,725
- Do it again.
# Whoa-whoa-whoa
1467
01:38:52,808 --> 01:38:54,769
You love it, you saucy minx.
1468
01:38:54,852 --> 01:38:58,606
(Camilla giggles)
Fame Academy, here we come.
1469
01:38:58,689 --> 01:39:00,649
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air
1470
01:39:01,359 --> 01:39:03,277
# In the rising of the sun
1471
01:39:06,530 --> 01:39:08,491
GEOFFREY: # Love is in the air
1472
01:39:09,283 --> 01:39:11,744
# When the day is nearly done
1473
01:39:14,038 --> 01:39:18,292
#And I don't know if you're an illusion
- I'm here, Camilla.
1474
01:39:18,376 --> 01:39:21,295
# I don't know if I see it true
1475
01:39:22,088 --> 01:39:25,049
GEOFFREY:
# But you're something that I must believe in
1476
01:39:26,133 --> 01:39:28,427
# And you're there when I reach out for you
1477
01:39:28,511 --> 01:39:30,262
Not there, please, Geoffrey.
1478
01:39:30,346 --> 01:39:32,306
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air
1479
01:39:32,807 --> 01:39:34,850
# Everywhere I look around
1480
01:39:38,145 --> 01:39:40,106
GEOFFREY: # Love is in the air
1481
01:39:40,648 --> 01:39:44,652
# Every sight and every sound
- Geoffrey!
1482
01:39:45,486 --> 01:39:49,532
BOTH: #And I don't know if I'm being foolish
1483
01:39:49,949 --> 01:39:53,619
# Don't know if I'm being wise
1484
01:39:53,703 --> 01:39:56,914
# But it's something that I must believe in
1485
01:39:57,665 --> 01:40:00,876
# And it's there when I look in your eyes
1486
01:40:02,878 --> 01:40:04,547
- More rhythm.
- Slow down, Camilla.
1487
01:40:04,630 --> 01:40:06,966
For God's sake, slow down.
Give a man a chance.
1488
01:40:07,049 --> 01:40:09,593
CAMILLA:
Give it more rhythm, more rhythm. Go on. Go on!
1489
01:40:09,677 --> 01:40:11,554
# Love is in the air
1490
01:40:11,637 --> 01:40:13,639
Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo!
1491
01:40:13,723 --> 01:40:15,516
# Love is in the air
1492
01:40:15,599 --> 01:40:17,560
Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo!
1493
01:40:19,895 --> 01:40:22,106
GEOFFREY:
I love it when you look at me like that.
1494
01:40:22,189 --> 01:40:24,275
Come on, Geoffrey, let's not ruin the chorus.
1495
01:40:24,358 --> 01:40:27,445
- Here we go. One, two...
- One, two...
1496
01:40:27,528 --> 01:40:29,280
One, two, three, four!
1497
01:40:29,363 --> 01:40:31,282
# Love is in the air
1498
01:40:31,365 --> 01:40:33,284
Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo!
1499
01:40:33,367 --> 01:40:35,286
# Love is in the air
1500
01:40:35,369 --> 01:40:37,329
Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo!
1501
01:40:48,924 --> 01:40:50,885
# Love is in the air
1502
01:40:53,054 --> 01:40:55,014
# Love is in the air