1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:01:36,834 --> 00:01:41,041 # Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum 3 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:44,166 # Fifteen men on a dead man's chest 4 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:48,666 # Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum... # 5 00:01:50,459 --> 00:01:52,166 Avast! 6 00:01:55,834 --> 00:01:57,249 Hello, boys. 7 00:01:57,334 --> 00:02:01,999 Shiver me timbers, it's Captain Fritton! 8 00:02:10,709 --> 00:02:12,749 Not the fearsome Captain Fritton? 9 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:16,458 Is that what they're saying about me these days? How delightful. 10 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:19,249 Not the Captain Fritton that's robbed a thousand ships 11 00:02:19,334 --> 00:02:20,666 and turned the Black Sea red? 12 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:23,291 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That Fritton? 13 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:28,249 You don't want to believe everything you read on the Wanted poster. 14 00:02:28,334 --> 00:02:31,041 NoW, look here, I'm in an awful hurry - where's Lord Pomfrey? 15 00:02:35,709 --> 00:02:38,124 Ah, what an honour! 16 00:02:40,042 --> 00:02:43,166 The famous Captain Fritton aboard my humble vessel. 17 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:46,041 Lord Pomfrey. 18 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:47,874 I've heard so much about you. 19 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:51,624 Oh, likewise. I say, golly gosh. 20 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:56,249 - This looks like the real thing. - This isn't just treasure, Fritton. 21 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,041 Really? Looks like treasure to me. 22 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:01,541 This is the solution to the greatest threat mankind has ever known. 23 00:03:01,625 --> 00:03:03,333 Ha ha! Which is? 24 00:03:04,709 --> 00:03:07,291 There is a Wench on the throne of England. 25 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,749 There's nothing wrong With the Queen. 26 00:03:09,834 --> 00:03:13,708 There is everything wrong With men taking orders from the weaker sex. 27 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:15,791 - Aargh! - Ah! 28 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:20,249 Besides, I rather enjoy a Woman on top. 29 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,874 You Won't get aWay with this, Fritton! 30 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,749 I don't see why not. 31 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:31,166 After all, with this haul I can retire, put my feet up. Write my memoirs. 32 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,499 I'd start Writing quickly, if I Were you, 33 00:03:33,584 --> 00:03:37,249 because we Will hunt you down like the scurvy dog you are! 34 00:03:37,334 --> 00:03:41,083 Whether it takes two years, twenty years... 35 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:43,916 or four hundred and twenty years! 36 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:46,916 Aargh! 37 00:03:53,084 --> 00:04:02,458 # I predict a riot I predict a riot 38 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:07,083 # And if there's anybody left in here 39 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:13,833 # That doesn't want to be out there 40 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:18,291 # I predict a riot I predict a riot 41 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:21,791 - OK, Tania, into fifth! - # I predict a riot 42 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:24,708 - # I predict a riot - Whoo! 43 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:31,624 # And if there's anybody left in here that doesn't want to be out there 44 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:34,041 - # I predict... - Why did you stop? 45 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:36,416 We're out of our jurisdiction. 46 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,333 Two eleven to control, over. 47 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,333 Over, two eleven. 48 00:04:41,417 --> 00:04:42,874 They're back. 49 00:05:03,334 --> 00:05:05,041 Hi. 50 00:05:10,084 --> 00:05:13,166 # Watching the people get lairy 51 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:19,083 # It's not very pretty, I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary 52 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:26,833 # And not very sensible La-a-a, la-la-la-la-la-la 53 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:29,499 - Morning, Bursar. - Morning, Bursar. 54 00:05:29,584 --> 00:05:34,874 # La-la-la-la-la-la 55 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,499 Oh! 56 00:05:43,334 --> 00:05:47,333 # I predict a riot I predict a riot 57 00:05:49,334 --> 00:05:53,499 # I predict a riot I predict a riot... 58 00:05:54,584 --> 00:05:59,208 Hey, Roxy, promise you'll write me? 59 00:06:05,209 --> 00:06:07,458 - Love you, babe. - Whatever. 60 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:08,999 # I predict a riot 61 00:06:09,459 --> 00:06:11,166 # I predict a riot # 62 00:06:13,792 --> 00:06:17,791 Oh... my... God! 63 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,249 So, what's he like? 64 00:06:21,334 --> 00:06:23,666 Grazia said he was totally wild. Is he wild? 65 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,833 You just need to know how to tame him. 66 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:30,833 - So have you, you know...? - What goes on tour, stays on tour. 67 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:33,208 - That means she didn't. - That means she did. 68 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:39,374 - Namaste. - You look well. Nice holiday? 69 00:06:39,459 --> 00:06:42,749 Thanks, love, I've just been to India. Me mate Becky's getting married. 70 00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:45,958 - A hen do? - No, she's Church of England, I think. 71 00:06:47,459 --> 00:06:49,333 Enter. 72 00:07:04,542 --> 00:07:07,541 Ah, Annabelle, I expect you know why you've been summoned? 73 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:10,833 No, Auntie. Sorry, Miss. 74 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:14,374 Some women, Annabelle, are born great. 75 00:07:14,459 --> 00:07:17,458 Cleopatra, the Queen... 76 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,708 .. me. 77 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:23,041 Some become great like Mother Teresa or Lady Gaga. 78 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:27,874 Others have greatness thrust upon them, like Monica Lewinsky. 79 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:33,291 - You fall into the third category. - I'm afraid I don't quite understand. 80 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:36,166 I'm making you Head Girl. 81 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:38,499 Crikey. 82 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,624 Former Head Girls have achieved levels of notoriety 83 00:07:41,709 --> 00:07:43,624 that mere mortals can only dream of. 84 00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:49,916 Here is a missive from your predecessor, the infamous Kelly Jones. 85 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,833 That's so funny. 86 00:07:55,084 --> 00:07:58,291 So hey, Annabelle, I think I'm meant to pass on some advice, 87 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:01,083 but what can I say about a school with no rules? 88 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:07,708 Remember, if there's one thing about St Trinian's girls, they can smell fear. 89 00:08:10,459 --> 00:08:15,333 ¤ut, like all predators who hunt in pac¤s, they want a leader. 90 00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:17,874 Now, that's gotta be you, Kiddo. 91 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:20,958 If you want me, call me. Kelly. 92 00:08:23,334 --> 00:08:28,083 Amy. Amy. Amy. Tabitha, when you lift heavy objects, 93 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:29,999 always keep your back straight. 94 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:37,666 #.. after the party is over the lights come on and I'm sober... 95 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,374 Oh, don't mind them. It's just the Flammables. 96 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:45,124 - Why are they called Flammables? - Have you seen all that polyester? 97 00:08:45,209 --> 00:08:49,833 Last year one of them took up smoking and half the school burned down. 98 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:51,333 Ah. 99 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:52,833 Oh! 100 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:55,291 Two words - 101 00:08:56,709 --> 00:08:58,666 .. don't get caught. 102 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,416 Next. 103 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,333 Where do I sling my stuff? 104 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:08,708 We can make some room in our area, I suppose. 105 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,958 Yeah, er, you could so totally hang out with us. 106 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:14,041 - I mean, you know, if, if you wanted. - Whatever. 107 00:09:14,042 --> 00:09:17,166 Does she look like she'd want to hang out with a bunch of shallow, 108 00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:21,166 vacant, facile, peroxide-blonde turbo-skanks? 109 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:27,499 You think she'd rather hang out with you and the sulky, sun-dodging emos? 110 00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:32,124 Yeah, I'd rather have a midnight algebra feast with the geeks. 111 00:09:32,209 --> 00:09:36,499 - Like we do that! - Yeah! It was actually trigonometry. 112 00:09:36,584 --> 00:09:39,833 And that's why Lucy will always be a virgin, ohh. 113 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,791 What, as opposed to a brainless slapper? 114 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,833 Seriously, she'd snog a melon if you drew a mouth on it. 115 00:09:46,417 --> 00:09:49,999 That's not fair. It was a grapefruit, actually, and it was years ago. 116 00:09:50,084 --> 00:09:52,583 Bella, that was a secret! 117 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:56,583 Well, I suppose she can try saving the world with the eco-freakos. 118 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:58,833 Freakos. 119 00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:00,708 - Freakos, freakos, freakos. - Hey! 120 00:10:00,792 --> 00:10:04,291 Maybe we should let Roxy decide who she wants to hang around with. 121 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:05,958 Yeah? 122 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:11,916 Listen, I'm not planning on sticking around for long. 123 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,499 - Well, what d'you mean? - Me and schools don't mix. 124 00:10:14,584 --> 00:10:18,333 So, if it's all the same, I think I'll just find my own space, cheers. 125 00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:23,416 - She ain't all that, anyway. - Whatever! 126 00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:33,666 Matey. 127 00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:36,416 Camil. 128 00:10:37,584 --> 00:10:43,249 Ah... Ho, ho, ho. 129 00:10:44,459 --> 00:10:48,624 If you don't mind me saying, you're still angry, aren't you? 130 00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:51,249 Angry, Fi? No, no, no. 131 00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:56,499 Not angry. I'm just, er, very, very... very... 132 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,166 .. disappointed. 133 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:12,041 - Next. - Is that all you got? 134 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,999 Hi, guys. 135 00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:23,958 - #.. don't care about no one but me - Hi, guys. 136 00:11:24,042 --> 00:11:27,374 - # Get that girl a lifetime away from me - Hi, guys. 137 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,499 Hi, guys. 138 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,083 Hi, guys! 139 00:11:37,084 --> 00:11:40,291 As the new head of the student body, 140 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,999 I thought we could hold a meeting every Wednesday 141 00:11:43,084 --> 00:11:45,458 to give everyone the opportunity to propose new ideas 142 00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:47,541 about the day-to-day running of the school. 143 00:11:58,459 --> 00:12:01,624 Oh, God, you nearly had us there, Annabelle. 144 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:06,208 Hey, girls, girls, girls, look, she really is Head Girl. 145 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,333 Talk about keeping it in the family. 146 00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:14,624 Hey, guys, 147 00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:17,916 we just got something really suspicious on CCTV. 148 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,541 Someone just went into the library. 149 00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:21,999 The library? 150 00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:24,124 I didn't know we had a library. 151 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,499 - Who's that? - I don't know. 152 00:12:49,459 --> 00:12:51,083 Oh, my gosh. 153 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:22,874 Care to explain what's going on, Celia? 154 00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:27,166 Er... Maybe. No. 155 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,541 I'll get my tongs. 156 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,916 On second thought, why not? Happy to. 157 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,958 Oh, I never get to use my tongs! 158 00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:37,416 Basically, this, like... man totally asked me to find it. 159 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,708 What man? 160 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:41,291 - I can't say. - I'll get my tongs. 161 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:42,666 I can't say, cos I don't know. 162 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,791 I've never seen him before. 163 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:48,541 He told me where it was, said he'd pay me 20,000 if I got it. 164 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:54,583 Ha! £20,000 for that? It looks like something Bianca would wear. 165 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,124 What were you going to spend £20,000 on? 166 00:13:58,209 --> 00:13:59,541 Turbines. 167 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,624 Wind power. 168 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:08,041 The ice caps are melting. 169 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:10,666 Sea levels are rising. 170 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:17,166 Climate change is the most important issue our generation faces. 171 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:21,624 With this money we could make this school carbon neutral. 172 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,958 Yeah. 173 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:36,166 Or we could slide the ring over, split the cash and get our Gucci on! 174 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,833 Well, judging by the shapes and the markings... 175 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:46,333 .. I'd say it was a ring. 176 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,791 - Duh! - Definitely a ring. 177 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,624 Good. 178 00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:53,291 - Any idea how old? - Yep. 179 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,916 - That's my girl. - Here we go. 180 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,333 It's well old. 181 00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:00,958 Idiot. 182 00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:03,208 Jess, man, what are you up to? 183 00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:09,249 Look, it ain't about its market value. It's about what it's worth to the individual. 184 00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:10,749 She's right. 185 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:14,458 The way I see it, twenty's just his opening bid. 186 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,166 I reckon we should squeeze him for double that. 187 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:21,458 - 40, maybe 50 grand. - £50,000? 188 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:25,291 Now you are talking! 189 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,291 Um... That's him. 190 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,083 - Kung-fu grip. - No, Chinese burn! 191 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:41,958 Head Girl badge. I'll do the talking. 192 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,999 Go on. 193 00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:51,499 You're talking to Annabelle Fritton, Head Girl of St Trinian's. 194 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:58,916 Well, well, well, little Miss Fritton. I made you an offer, £20,000. 195 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,958 Deal or no deal? 196 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:02,874 - No deal. - No deal. 197 00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:06,416 That showed him. 198 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,124 Wait. Shh. 199 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:11,374 - Excuse me? - I said, no deal. 200 00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:13,458 - We want... - 50. 201 00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:15,124 We want... 202 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,208 Go on. 203 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:23,791 .. £100,000. 204 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,041 What is she doing? 205 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:27,541 I was prepared to be nice. 206 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,833 I was even prepared to be generous, 207 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:32,291 and then you insult my generosity. 208 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:36,249 The offer is off the table. No money. 209 00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:37,541 Now, look here, mister, 210 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,916 do you have any idea who you're dealing with? 211 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,166 No, no, no, little Fritton, the question is, do you? 212 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,583 Because you're about to find out. 213 00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:55,041 - 100,000 quid? - Are you mad? 214 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,499 For God's sake, Annabelle. 215 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,999 Kelly, it's Annabelle. 216 00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:04,333 Annabelle. Hey-hey. 217 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,833 Hi. Listen, have you got a minute? 218 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,541 Yeah, I got a minute. 219 00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:12,541 How's life, Head Girl? 220 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:16,833 Oh, you know, it's, um, it's great. Well, not great, but good. 221 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,499 What's happened? 222 00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:20,791 Oh, it's nothing terrible, it's just... 223 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:24,291 this creepy guy tried to buy an ancient ring off Celia, 224 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:27,374 and he offered her £20,000 and then I went and asked for a hundred. 225 00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:29,874 Then he threatened us. I think he might be dangerous. 226 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,791 Now everyone wants to kill me, and I don't know what to do. 227 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,833 Sounds like another day at St Trinian's. 228 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:40,499 - I've gotta go. - I don't think I'm handling this as well as I... 229 00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:43,499 If you wanna take the lead, you've gotta act like you know the way. 230 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,208 Kelly, I've got a bad feeling about this. 231 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:48,874 - Yes! - Kelly? Kelly? 232 00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:50,499 Gotta fly. Ciao. 233 00:17:50,584 --> 00:17:53,416 Oh, hang on a minute... 234 00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:59,333 Breathe deeply. Now, rise up into the tangled scorpion. 235 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,041 And hold, and hold. 236 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,958 And hold and hold. 237 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:10,833 Go on, go on, go on! Shoo, shoo, shoo! Get in! Get in, everyone! 238 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,749 OK, guys, Paris opens in three. 239 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,583 Let's get busy. 240 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,791 Gold's up. Gold's up. 241 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,624 Jean-Claude, comment Ça va? Talk to me. 242 00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:34,249 Excellent work, girls. A, er... a very apposite example 243 00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:38,458 of one of the many uses of electricity in the modern world. 244 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:43,791 Who's next? 245 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,958 Zoe. 246 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:53,333 # Cos I can get what I want 247 00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,041 # The more that I dream 248 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:58,666 # The harder it seems, oh, believe me, yeah... 249 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,958 Huh? 250 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,583 It's an electric chair, Miss. 251 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,208 # Can get what I want 252 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,791 # The more that I dream 253 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:17,291 # The harder it seems, oh, believe me, yeah 254 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,333 # Can get what I want 255 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,166 # Can get what I need 256 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,374 # So give in to me, oh, it's easy, yeah 257 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:28,458 # I can get what I want the more that I dream 258 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,416 # The harder I scream, oh, believe me, yeah... 259 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,583 See you in the Underworld. 260 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:38,833 What the... 261 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:41,083 # The harder I try, the ha... 262 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,749 What's happened? Get me power. 263 00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:48,249 Seriously, if you didn't want me to sing, you should just say so. 264 00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,999 I'm going to rather enjoy this. 265 00:19:54,084 --> 00:19:57,249 Would anyone care to tell me what's going on? 266 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:03,791 So, basically like... this guy, he offered me £20,000 267 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,458 for a ring from the Fritton archives. So I... 268 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:10,708 So, we figured anybody who's willing to pay 20 would... 269 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,083 Pay 50. 270 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:15,333 But Annabelle went and asked for 100. 271 00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,083 Yeah. 272 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,541 Idiot. 273 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,249 May I see this ring? 274 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,083 Go on. 275 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,333 I mean, what we don't get, Miss, yeah, 276 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:34,208 is why anyone would shell out big benjis for some budget bling. 277 00:20:38,209 --> 00:20:40,791 Anyone wouldn't, Bianca. 278 00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:47,291 Unless, of course... the legend were true. 279 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,041 What legend? 280 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,499 The legend of the Fritton gold. 281 00:20:57,709 --> 00:20:59,458 Is this a scary story, Miss? 282 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,958 What? 283 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:04,624 It is a dark and stormy night, 284 00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:08,708 and the year is 1589. 285 00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:14,916 We're sailing on the high seas aboard a galleon, 286 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,666 captained by the villainous Lord Pomfrey. 287 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:24,583 His cargo is a vast horde of glittering treasure. 288 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:28,166 His destination, the coast of England, 289 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:35,291 where he plans to use that treasure to bring down our own great Queen who? Hmm? 290 00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:37,958 Elizabeth I? 291 00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:40,833 Absolutely right, Jemima. 292 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,208 Oh, the ship ploughs through the waves, 293 00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:50,208 rising and plunging, her timbers creak. 294 00:21:52,209 --> 00:21:54,541 Her rigging slaps against the mainsail. 295 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,083 When suddenly, 296 00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:00,749 out of the black night, 297 00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:03,583 swoops a fearsome figure. 298 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,208 "Avast!"... 299 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:08,458 .. he cried. 300 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:11,999 And swinging like a cat onto the deck... 301 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,666 .. is Pirate Fritton. 302 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,749 Fritton - is that...? 303 00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:21,208 Yes, dear, our ancestor, Archibald Fritton, 304 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:24,249 handsome sea dog, who boards the ship, 305 00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:26,833 overpowers the crew... 306 00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,874 .. and makes off with the treasure. 307 00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:34,958 - Oh, oh, my, that is gangsta. - It certainly is. 308 00:22:35,042 --> 00:22:37,374 So, so, like, what, what happened to him? 309 00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:42,083 Neither hide nor hair of him was ever heard of or seen since. 310 00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:43,583 And the treasure? 311 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,999 Well, as the legend goes, 312 00:22:46,084 --> 00:22:50,249 like all good pirates, he hid the treasure and made a map. 313 00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:55,083 This was no ordinary map, Sienna. 314 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:58,291 He made two rings... 315 00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:04,958 .. and engraved half the information on each of them. 316 00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:10,874 - And... that is one of the rings? - Yes. 317 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,749 Who'd have thought it was sitting here right underneath my very nose. 318 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:20,791 So that's half the clue that will lead us to... 319 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,708 A super-size stash of bling. 320 00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:25,249 - Yes! - If you believe the legend, yes. 321 00:23:25,334 --> 00:23:27,249 But I must warn you... 322 00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:30,624 .. those who choose to pursue it... 323 00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:34,916 .. have been driven to the brink of madness... 324 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,499 .. and beyond. 325 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,499 Good night, girls. 326 00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:53,416 - Treasure. - All-girl moon mission. 327 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,833 Malibu beach house! 328 00:23:55,917 --> 00:23:58,458 If you believe the legend. 329 00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:00,041 Of course we do. 330 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:14,083 - Code red, code red! - Oh, my gosh, intruders. 331 00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:16,083 - Action stations. - I'll get my tongs. 332 00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:17,916 Well, come on. 333 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,958 - # I've waited for so long - Let's go. 334 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:24,499 # Put up with your shenanigans 335 00:24:24,584 --> 00:24:27,749 # I'm going to taKe you on 336 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:31,291 # And you won't know the half of it 337 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:34,416 # I'm gonna put you in your place 338 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,708 # You've got the queen, I've got the ace 339 00:24:37,792 --> 00:24:41,166 # I'II light you up and smoKe you down 340 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:44,249 # And watch the rings go round and round 341 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,416 # Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh 342 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:52,708 # It's in whoa-o, whoa-o 343 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,624 # Whoa-o, whoa-o 344 00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:57,208 # Whoa-o... 345 00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:58,999 Strength and honour. 346 00:25:03,292 --> 00:25:05,374 So, sitting comfortably, 347 00:25:05,459 --> 00:25:09,124 somewhere safe, where you won't be disturbed, 348 00:25:10,459 --> 00:25:14,374 taKe a few moments to get in touch with your breath. 349 00:25:14,459 --> 00:25:17,666 Breathe in... and out. 350 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,208 And in. 351 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:44,999 Come on. 352 00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:49,541 # Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh 353 00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:54,208 # It's in whoa-o, whoa-o 354 00:25:54,292 --> 00:25:57,416 # Whoa-o, whoa-o 355 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,499 # Whoa-o... 356 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:06,291 Hello, boys. 357 00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:17,583 # I'm gonna put you in your place 358 00:26:17,667 --> 00:26:20,874 # You've got the queen, I've got the ace 359 00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:24,083 # I'II light you up and smoKe you down 360 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:27,458 # And watch your world come crashing down... 361 00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:30,083 Excuse me? 362 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:37,541 I don't think we've been introduced. My name is Camilla Fritton. 363 00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:41,916 My friends call me Millie. What... should I call you? 364 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:51,749 An ambulance, perhaps? 365 00:26:51,834 --> 00:26:56,624 OK, girls. Wait till you see the whites of their eyes. 366 00:27:18,334 --> 00:27:22,249 # We are the best 367 00:27:22,334 --> 00:27:27,124 # So screw the rest 368 00:27:27,209 --> 00:27:33,499 # We do as we damn well please 369 00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:36,916 # Until the end 370 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,041 # St Trinian's 371 00:27:42,084 --> 00:27:49,249 # Defenders of anarchy... 372 00:27:56,584 --> 00:27:58,249 Wait for it. 373 00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:10,916 Load! 374 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,124 Wait for it, wait for it. 375 00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:17,124 - Fire. - Fire! 376 00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:20,624 - Second rank, fire. - Fire! 377 00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:24,249 Third rank, fire. 378 00:28:24,334 --> 00:28:26,124 Yes! 379 00:28:26,209 --> 00:28:28,958 - Fourth rank, fire! - Fire! 380 00:28:36,209 --> 00:28:37,749 Ever heard of the wall of sound? 381 00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:42,791 Well, you're about to run into it. 382 00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:48,249 Ha! 383 00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:53,874 Ow! 384 00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:57,499 What are you doing? 385 00:29:01,334 --> 00:29:02,374 Oh! 386 00:29:05,084 --> 00:29:06,583 Fire! 387 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,458 Fire at will. 388 00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:23,166 # ¤e are the best so screw the rest 389 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:29,916 # We do as we damn well please 390 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,041 # UntiI the end 391 00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:36,249 # St Trinian's 392 00:29:36,334 --> 00:29:42,833 # Defenders of anarchy # 393 00:29:42,917 --> 00:29:47,124 Losers! Losers! Losers! 394 00:29:49,167 --> 00:29:50,749 And don't come back! 395 00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:52,416 Ow! 396 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,041 Did I miss a party or something? 397 00:29:55,459 --> 00:29:58,916 I don't think it's too serious. Why don't you sit up? 398 00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:02,666 - Give that girl a pint of blood on me. - Yes, Miss. 399 00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:04,958 Ah. 400 00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:07,833 - I tried my best, Miss. - No, rest, dear soldier, rest. 401 00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:11,833 Brave, brave soldier. You did St Trinian's proud. 402 00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:15,499 What's the news - victory for the home team? 403 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,166 Well, they won't be coming back again, that's for sure. 404 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,708 Oh, thank God. 405 00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:36,583 Keep quiet and still! 406 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:39,541 Don't move! 407 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,583 Stay calm. 408 00:30:59,584 --> 00:31:05,666 Quite the entrance. Of course... one could have used the front door. 409 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:10,166 Yes, but it wouldn't have looked nearly so cool. 410 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:14,624 - Who are you people? - We're your worst nightmare. 411 00:31:14,709 --> 00:31:16,541 You're not the Bee Gees, Take That. 412 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,708 Hope you don't mind me dropping in? 413 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:27,791 I've just come to collect on a debt you Frittons have owed for... Ooh... 414 00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:32,416 .. four hundred and twenty years or so. 415 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,499 You're a Pomfrey? 416 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:36,666 What's Pomfrey? 417 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:39,083 Clever girl. 418 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:41,416 Sir Piers Pomfrey, to be exact. 419 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:46,541 You must be the ineffable Camilla. 420 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:47,624 Well... 421 00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:49,499 Enchanté. 422 00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:55,958 Good heavens, surely you're not silly enough to believe all that silly old legend, 423 00:31:56,042 --> 00:31:58,791 about the pirates and treasure and all that bunkum? 424 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,291 Of course not. 425 00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:04,374 Auntie. 426 00:32:04,459 --> 00:32:06,624 That's why we went to so much trouble. 427 00:32:06,709 --> 00:32:09,124 There you are, sir. 428 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:12,291 And I will have it back. 429 00:32:12,375 --> 00:32:14,874 Now that I have a clue to its whereabouts. 430 00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:17,458 Yes, well, half a clue, sir. 431 00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:23,166 One word of advice, Miss Fritton... 432 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:26,499 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. 433 00:32:27,542 --> 00:32:30,624 They're great but you never really switch off, do you? 434 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:36,791 Bono. Wants to go for beers, again. 435 00:32:39,709 --> 00:32:44,166 Anyway, as I was saying, I hope we don't meet again, Miss Fritton, 436 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:46,374 for your sake. 437 00:32:46,459 --> 00:32:48,624 Place looks like a bombsite, by the way. 438 00:32:48,709 --> 00:32:51,749 You ladies really need to keep up the housework. 439 00:32:51,834 --> 00:32:54,374 Bye-bye. 440 00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:01,499 I can't believe it. 441 00:33:01,584 --> 00:33:03,916 She's gonna talk. 442 00:33:14,417 --> 00:33:16,374 Girls... 443 00:33:16,459 --> 00:33:23,833 our home, our school... our sanctuary, has been violated... 444 00:33:23,917 --> 00:33:26,124 and not in a good way. 445 00:33:27,709 --> 00:33:31,541 As you know, fighting is abhorred here in St Trinian's. 446 00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:35,999 But in this case... I say to you... 447 00:33:36,084 --> 00:33:38,624 they started it! 448 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:41,916 But, Miss, what are we gonna do? We ain't got the ring. 449 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,208 Ah, yes. But remember the legend, Jessica. There are two rings. 450 00:33:49,209 --> 00:33:51,749 To stop these bullies, 451 00:33:51,834 --> 00:33:56,583 all we have to do is find the second ring first. 452 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,583 But what about the first ring? 453 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:01,041 I'll get to the first ring in a second, Now, girls, 454 00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:04,333 we find the second ring first, 455 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:07,083 we infiltrate the enemy camp, 456 00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:09,624 and get the first ring... second. 457 00:34:09,709 --> 00:34:11,708 Huh? 458 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:16,374 Now... They may be many, 459 00:34:16,459 --> 00:34:18,249 and we may be few, 460 00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:21,666 but anyone who stands beside me in this struggle, 461 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:24,249 what can I say? 462 00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:27,333 We few... 463 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,874 we happy few, 464 00:34:30,959 --> 00:34:33,291 we band of sisters. 465 00:34:34,334 --> 00:34:38,791 For she who sheds her blood with me shall be my sister, 466 00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:43,208 were she ne'er so vile. And gentle girls in England now abed, 467 00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:46,249 shall think themselves accursed they were not here, 468 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:51,833 and hold their girlhood cheap whilst any speaks... 469 00:34:53,709 --> 00:34:55,583 .. who fought with us... 470 00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:59,124 Oh, yeah. 471 00:35:04,459 --> 00:35:07,083 .. upon St Trinian's Day. 472 00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:22,916 So... I'm going treasure hunting. Who's with me? 473 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:40,166 Kinsmen, welcome. Let us pledge our troth. 474 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:44,208 To preserve the natural order, 475 00:35:44,292 --> 00:35:49,374 menfolk as master, women as cattle under yoke and chain. 476 00:35:49,459 --> 00:35:52,666 She under he for eternity. 477 00:35:53,709 --> 00:35:57,541 I hereby convene this, the 612th congregation 478 00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,333 of our hallowed brotherhood. 479 00:36:17,084 --> 00:36:18,708 How are we all? 480 00:36:18,792 --> 00:36:20,958 - Very well. - A lot better now we got the ring back. 481 00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:22,083 Hmm. Hear, hear. 482 00:36:22,167 --> 00:36:25,333 He's a wealthy philanthropist. A real mover and a shaker. 483 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:29,458 Yeah. Everybody seems to love him. 484 00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:32,958 - He must be loaded. - I can't find anything negative on him. 485 00:36:33,042 --> 00:36:38,541 Don't be fooled by appearances, girls. Now, keep looking. Keep looking. 486 00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:40,708 OK, let's widen the net, girls. 487 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:47,541 Look for anything mentioning Pirate Fritton. 488 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:52,083 - That looks interesting. - What's that? 489 00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:55,666 Girls, hey, look, I've got something. 490 00:36:55,750 --> 00:37:01,541 It is... recorded that the pis... 491 00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:06,041 .. pis... 492 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:11,124 It's recorded that the pistol-toting Pirate Fritton left a treasure trail. 493 00:37:13,459 --> 00:37:15,791 It started with a series of playing cards. 494 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:18,874 - Here they are. - On each was written a clue. 495 00:37:18,959 --> 00:37:20,833 Look! Look here. 496 00:37:20,917 --> 00:37:28,499 "On the day of our Lord, May 22nd, 1¤82, I, the Reverend Fortnum Fritton... " 497 00:37:28,584 --> 00:37:30,833 .. after generations failed before me, 498 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:33,916 I finally found the first ring. 499 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:41,791 And along with it, the means of finding the second. 500 00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:43,791 What? What did he find? 501 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,041 A widdle. 502 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,958 A widdle? 503 00:37:47,042 --> 00:37:50,291 A weally old widdle, left by Piwate Fwitton himthelf. 504 00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:53,999 - Eugh! - Oh, oh, oh. A riddle. 505 00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:55,208 Oh. 506 00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:56,833 That'th what I thaid, thilly. 507 00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:58,749 So where's the widdle now? 508 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:00,666 - It's a riddle. - Oh. 509 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,874 - We found thith. - Fortnum's will. 510 00:38:04,042 --> 00:38:07,833 "And I shall leave a trace of it but not upon this earth. " 511 00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:11,999 Not on earth? So it's what, like in space or something? 512 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,624 Not upon the earth, but under it. 513 00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:18,874 Thix feet under, perhapth? 514 00:38:18,959 --> 00:38:21,958 Thix feet under. 515 00:38:21,959 --> 00:38:23,958 Don't take the pith. 516 00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:38,374 Look, I can't believe, right, 517 00:38:38,459 --> 00:38:42,791 that we're gonna dig up some rank dead geezer on the off-chance he's got a clue. 518 00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:44,499 This is so creepy. 519 00:38:44,584 --> 00:38:47,374 We are actually walking over dead bodies right now. 520 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:50,749 There's no reason to be scared of death, 521 00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:54,374 cos death's just like, you know, life, 522 00:38:54,459 --> 00:38:56,041 but with all the crap bits taken out - 523 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:59,833 like poverty and fascism, 524 00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:02,041 and Miley Cyrus. 525 00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:04,291 So, you wouldn't mind if you died? 526 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,166 - I wouldn't mind if you died. - There, look. 527 00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:12,458 He's got powerful friends. 528 00:39:14,584 --> 00:39:16,416 Ah, isn't she marvellous? 529 00:39:20,084 --> 00:39:22,833 I wouldn't mind getting my teeth around Barack Obama. 530 00:39:22,917 --> 00:39:24,583 And, um... 531 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:28,041 .. here's somebody you might know. 532 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:30,374 He may be our route to Pomfrey. 533 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:37,624 - # Love is a many-splendoured... # - Geoffrey. 534 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,499 Maybe you should give him a call. 535 00:39:40,584 --> 00:39:42,083 Call him? 536 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,166 I'd rather cover myself in jam and sit on a wasps' nest. 537 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:49,541 But he might be our only hope. 538 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:51,208 Oh! 539 00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:52,958 Never! 540 00:40:01,209 --> 00:40:02,999 You ever been in love, Steve? 541 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,708 - Oh, God. - Don't bother. 542 00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:07,208 Take my advice... 543 00:40:07,292 --> 00:40:10,874 - Stay away from women? - Stay away from women. 544 00:40:10,959 --> 00:40:13,333 Look, you gotta forget about her, Geoff. 545 00:40:13,417 --> 00:40:16,208 - Move on. Please! - How is it possible? 546 00:40:16,292 --> 00:40:21,124 Behind the toothy smile and the... baby blue eyes and the tweed suits, 547 00:40:21,209 --> 00:40:26,499 and the Wellington boots, there beats a heart that is callous and self-serving? 548 00:40:26,584 --> 00:40:30,166 - I think you'll find they're brown, actually. - Steve, they're blue. 549 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:33,083 They are most definitely brown, Geoffrey. 550 00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:39,583 Excuse me if I don't get up. 551 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:41,791 Won't be the first time. 552 00:40:46,042 --> 00:40:47,999 - What do you want? - I want to know... 553 00:40:48,084 --> 00:40:51,666 about your little friend, Sir Piers Pomfrey. 554 00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:56,083 Pomfrey? 555 00:40:57,125 --> 00:41:00,916 Asked you out on a date, has he? I hope he knows what he's letting himself in for. 556 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,249 Couple of athletic sleepovers and a bout of ritual humiliation. 557 00:41:04,334 --> 00:41:06,958 Got your private parts out in a national newspaper. So what? 558 00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:11,791 Yeah, the pair of you, made for each other. Marriage made in hell. Not that I care. 559 00:41:11,875 --> 00:41:16,249 I don't want to get into his pants. I just want to get even. 560 00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:21,374 Double Baileys on the rocks, please. Touch of lime juice. 561 00:41:21,459 --> 00:41:24,083 Are we, er, gonna be here long? 562 00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:26,249 Er, why, you got somewhere to be? 563 00:41:26,334 --> 00:41:32,666 Oh, I just... I'm cold and wet and bored. 564 00:41:33,834 --> 00:41:35,416 She's scared. 565 00:41:37,792 --> 00:41:41,583 You're scared! 566 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,374 No. 567 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:47,958 I do this kind of stuff all the time. So, whatever. 568 00:41:48,042 --> 00:41:51,416 You know, I'm just chilling. Chill-axing. 569 00:41:57,875 --> 00:42:00,291 My nails! 570 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,833 I had just had them done. 571 00:42:03,834 --> 00:42:06,791 I nearly trumped in my trackies. 572 00:42:08,834 --> 00:42:11,291 He's dangerous, Camilla. 573 00:42:11,375 --> 00:42:13,999 Orchestrated my downfall - 574 00:42:14,084 --> 00:42:17,583 Pomfrey and his secret society. 575 00:42:18,584 --> 00:42:19,999 Secret society? 576 00:42:20,084 --> 00:42:22,583 AD1. 577 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:27,458 They've got members in every crook and nanny. 578 00:42:28,542 --> 00:42:34,041 Government... army... police force. 579 00:42:34,042 --> 00:42:38,249 - I see. - What's the plot, Fritton? 580 00:42:38,334 --> 00:42:42,249 I mean, you're not thinking of going up against him, are you? 581 00:42:44,459 --> 00:42:46,874 Oh, my God, you are! 582 00:42:46,959 --> 00:42:50,166 They've taken something from me that I intend to get back. 583 00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:53,833 Millie... 584 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:56,749 - .. count me in. - Oh, Geoffrey. 585 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:03,791 Oh... 586 00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:06,833 .. Geoffrey. 587 00:43:12,334 --> 00:43:17,333 You're a drunk, a sot, a pale and pickled wreck of a man. 588 00:43:17,417 --> 00:43:20,791 If you were a horse, they'd shoot you. God! 589 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,583 Hold it right there, young lady. 590 00:43:26,625 --> 00:43:33,916 I may be... drunk and I may be a sot... and I may be a pickled... horse... 591 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,166 .. but there's one thing I know about secret societies... 592 00:43:41,459 --> 00:43:44,708 They're very secretive. You don't know who they are. 593 00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:48,666 You don't know where they are. You don't know anything about them 594 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:53,083 unless you're a member or... unless, of course... 595 00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:59,708 - You were one yourself. - Mm. 596 00:44:10,209 --> 00:44:13,666 - Gross. - Oh, I think it's kind of beautiful. 597 00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:19,416 Look, there's something stuck under his hat. 598 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,958 Ohh! 599 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:31,541 "This ring will fit no finger, 600 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:34,124 "but works upon the ear. 601 00:44:35,417 --> 00:44:36,958 "Ala... " 602 00:44:38,959 --> 00:44:42,416 I can't make out the final lines. They've rotted away. 603 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:48,083 Ah-ah-ah. 604 00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:50,583 Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah. 605 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:53,291 Just like the spirit. It's like that bit in Ghost. 606 00:44:53,375 --> 00:44:55,624 - Ahh. - Bianca, 607 00:44:55,709 --> 00:44:57,416 can you hear us? 608 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,916 - Atchoo! - Ohh! 609 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,249 Yeah, course I can. 610 00:45:02,334 --> 00:45:03,624 You tit. 611 00:45:03,709 --> 00:45:05,458 We thought you were possessed. 612 00:45:05,542 --> 00:45:08,291 Well, that would make you the tit, then, wouldn't it, you tit? 613 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:11,124 Don't call her a tit. She's not the one who dragged us here. 614 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:17,958 - Desist, you vile creatures! - Take a chill pill, Annabelle. 615 00:45:18,042 --> 00:45:21,541 I am not Annabelle! 616 00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:26,708 Oh, yeah. We nearly almost forgot. You're Head Girl. Yeah? 617 00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:28,666 Big whoop. 618 00:45:38,917 --> 00:45:40,541 The fact of the matter is 619 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:43,041 that people have been living in fear of that man for far too long, 620 00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:46,666 and I can tell you something, Millie - I am not afraid any more! 621 00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:49,041 Christ! 622 00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:50,749 - Morning, girls. - Morning, Miss. 623 00:45:50,834 --> 00:45:53,499 I can't wait to give him a dose of his own medicine, 624 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:56,499 and watch the pompous prig shrivel like a slug in salt. 625 00:45:56,584 --> 00:45:59,041 We have to act now, strike while the iron's hot. 626 00:45:59,125 --> 00:46:02,041 Revenge is a dish best served cold, Geoffrey. 627 00:46:04,209 --> 00:46:06,166 Welcome to recovery, Mr Thwaites. 628 00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:09,166 And you need to cool down. 629 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:23,291 We have plans for you, Geoffrey. 630 00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:26,499 I'm just taking every day as it comes, 631 00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:29,749 and each day gets better and brighter. 632 00:46:29,834 --> 00:46:32,041 So, my name is Georgiana, 633 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:37,291 and I'm proud to be able to say that I haven't had a drink for six years now. 634 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:40,041 Oh! 635 00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:42,166 Well done, Georgiana. 636 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:45,708 And now I'd like you all to welcome our newest member. 637 00:46:45,792 --> 00:46:48,458 Geoffrey. Mr Thwaites. 638 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:51,499 How lovely to see you here, 639 00:46:51,584 --> 00:46:54,749 with me, us, in this room. 640 00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:01,583 Right. 641 00:47:01,667 --> 00:47:03,458 Well, I, I'm Geoffrey and... 642 00:47:03,542 --> 00:47:06,208 - Hello, Geoffrey. - Um... 643 00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:09,041 Well, I think this is all, all very admirable, 644 00:47:09,042 --> 00:47:12,499 but I'm afraid you're rather wasting your time. You see, I'm not an alcoholic. 645 00:47:12,584 --> 00:47:15,541 I, um, I like a drink. 646 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:17,708 And who doesn't? 647 00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:22,041 A nice brandy after dinner. Couple of whiskies after a round of golf. 648 00:47:23,292 --> 00:47:25,124 A sharpener before lunch. 649 00:47:27,042 --> 00:47:29,249 Glass of tequila with breakfast. 650 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,624 What? 651 00:47:35,042 --> 00:47:37,333 What on earth's the matter with Annabelle? 652 00:47:37,417 --> 00:47:41,916 It's kinda hard to say, Miss. She's not herself. 653 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,416 Yeah, I must say, she's been taking this Head Girl thing a bit too seriously. 654 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:51,458 No. No, no, no, it's not that. Believe, she is really not herself. 655 00:47:51,542 --> 00:47:53,208 What on earth? 656 00:47:53,292 --> 00:47:54,874 Where is she? 657 00:47:57,292 --> 00:48:01,333 Annabelle, you come down here immediately. 658 00:48:01,417 --> 00:48:05,083 I am not Annabelle. I am Fortnum Fritton. 659 00:48:05,167 --> 00:48:09,291 Scourge of the Bavarian hoof markets. Terror of the Western Isles. 660 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:13,249 And I am Camilla Fritton, Headmistress of St Trinian's School For Young Ladies. 661 00:48:13,334 --> 00:48:15,041 So pull yourself together. 662 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:19,249 Possessing one's own relatives is not the sort of thing we encourage at this school. 663 00:48:19,334 --> 00:48:21,458 Oh! 664 00:48:21,542 --> 00:48:24,083 Really, Fortnum, that is neither clever nor funny. 665 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:26,291 Now tell me, where is the treasure? 666 00:48:26,375 --> 00:48:30,208 At last, my beautiful treasure. 667 00:48:30,292 --> 00:48:31,874 I'm rich. 668 00:48:31,959 --> 00:48:33,874 She's gone Dolce and bananas. 669 00:48:35,334 --> 00:48:38,749 I think we need to exorcise her. 670 00:48:38,834 --> 00:48:40,874 Yeah, she could definitely do with toning up. 671 00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:45,291 - Not exercise, genius, exorcise. - Yes. 672 00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,999 I heard that. 673 00:48:48,084 --> 00:48:50,749 I cast you out, unclean spirit! 674 00:48:50,834 --> 00:48:54,166 The rest of the clue, Fortnum, right now, or you'll be in big trouble. 675 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:58,416 There's no place like home, um. 676 00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:04,458 - Get thee behind me, Satan. - Yes, get, get behind her. 677 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:07,041 Yeah, what she said. 678 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:11,291 This ring will fit no finger, 679 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:13,458 but works upon the ear. 680 00:49:13,542 --> 00:49:16,208 Awash with hopes, 681 00:49:16,292 --> 00:49:18,666 I learned the ropes. 682 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,458 You'll find my mast is here. 683 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:23,833 Mast is here? 684 00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:34,041 Try this way. 685 00:49:36,459 --> 00:49:37,916 Hi. 686 00:49:38,792 --> 00:49:40,666 How's it going? 687 00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:46,458 I don't need to! All right, losers, have you solved it yet or what? 688 00:49:48,542 --> 00:49:51,874 Ooh, bit touchy today. D'you want me to give it a go? 689 00:49:51,959 --> 00:49:54,208 As if, Bianca. 690 00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:57,458 I... think I should have a go. 691 00:49:57,542 --> 00:50:00,791 Girls, we have run it through three super-computers, 692 00:50:00,875 --> 00:50:02,666 converted it into numerical equations, 693 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:07,749 anagrammatised it and translated it into 38 different languages. 694 00:50:07,834 --> 00:50:11,458 Do you really think that either of you two are going to crack it? 695 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,666 Might. 696 00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,999 Be my guest. 697 00:50:20,084 --> 00:50:23,708 This ring will fit no finger But works upon the ear 698 00:50:23,792 --> 00:50:27,749 Awash with hopes I learned the ropes You'll find my mast is here 699 00:50:27,834 --> 00:50:33,166 Find my masters here. Well, where were his masters? 700 00:50:34,209 --> 00:50:38,416 His schoolmasters? Was it in a school? 701 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:42,249 My mast is here. Like on a boat. 702 00:50:42,334 --> 00:50:46,333 Yeah, yeah. Like on a boat, you div. What, can't you hear proper? 703 00:50:46,417 --> 00:50:47,958 Can't you speak proper? 704 00:50:48,042 --> 00:50:49,458 - Oi, right? - Yeah, what? 705 00:50:49,542 --> 00:50:50,916 What are you gonna do? 706 00:50:50,917 --> 00:50:54,041 - No, what, right. These are coming out. - Hang on. Hang on! 707 00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:55,999 - She's right. - Huh? 708 00:50:56,084 --> 00:50:58,583 His school. That's a homophone. 709 00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:01,583 A homophone is a phrase that sounds the same, 710 00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:05,208 but has two different meanings. Like a pun. 711 00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:06,666 Yeah, I knew that. 712 00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:09,374 So, it is a school. 713 00:51:09,459 --> 00:51:12,541 I was right, it... it's Fritton's school! 714 00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:14,499 We, we cracked it. We cracked it. 715 00:51:14,584 --> 00:51:19,208 Get in! Suck on that, Lucy. Yeah? Yeah? 716 00:51:19,292 --> 00:51:21,874 - In your face. In your face. - Suck on that, Lucy. 717 00:51:21,959 --> 00:51:26,624 - Oh, in, in, in your face. - In, in your face. 718 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:28,874 - Oh, in your face. - Your face. 719 00:51:50,459 --> 00:51:52,458 # Heaven loves ya 720 00:51:54,167 --> 00:51:55,958 # The clouds part for ya 721 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:59,874 # Nothing stands in your way 722 00:51:59,959 --> 00:52:01,874 # When you're a boy 723 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,958 # Clothes always fit ya 724 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,583 # Life is a pop of the cherry 725 00:52:11,667 --> 00:52:17,874 # When you're a boy 726 00:52:17,959 --> 00:52:19,708 # You can wear uniforms 727 00:52:19,792 --> 00:52:21,958 # When you're a boy 728 00:52:22,042 --> 00:52:23,624 # Other boys checK you out 729 00:52:23,709 --> 00:52:24,916 # You get a girI... # 730 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,166 Whoa! This place is, like, ginormous. 731 00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:33,208 How are we supposed to find a tiny little ring in such a big space? 732 00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:35,208 Come on, brainiacs. Any bright ideas? 733 00:52:35,292 --> 00:52:40,541 I was thinking... where are all the fit boys? 734 00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:43,624 I mean, you promised us hunky men. 735 00:52:43,709 --> 00:52:46,541 And these guys, they're just a bunch of pansies. 736 00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:50,333 Oh, apart from that one. Look at him. He's gorge! 737 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:52,916 Saffy, that's Bella. 738 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,874 - Oh. - Oh. Bye. 739 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,083 I got his number! 740 00:53:00,167 --> 00:53:02,166 What do you boys think you're doing here? 741 00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:03,499 Who are you? 742 00:53:05,459 --> 00:53:07,083 I'm... 743 00:53:07,167 --> 00:53:11,416 I'm... Jonty. Jonty Barbour. 744 00:53:13,792 --> 00:53:17,416 This is... Bufty Rolls-Royce and... Sebastian de Billiard. 745 00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:20,791 We're friends of Wills and Harry. 746 00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:23,916 You know Wills and Harry. Course you do. Great guys. 747 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,124 - Yeah, great guys. - Top lads. 748 00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:27,499 Top, top! 749 00:53:33,709 --> 00:53:34,874 I ski. 750 00:53:36,542 --> 00:53:38,874 Bugger! I've got double maths. 751 00:53:38,959 --> 00:53:41,499 But we'll resume this later. 752 00:53:43,584 --> 00:53:45,458 Saved by the bell, hey, girls? 753 00:53:46,792 --> 00:53:49,791 - That was brilliant! - What was brilliant? 754 00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:51,833 The bell. Bell. 755 00:53:53,959 --> 00:53:55,874 Saved by the bell! 756 00:53:56,750 --> 00:54:00,916 "This ring will fit no finger but works upon the ear. " 757 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,166 The ring of the bell. Genius! 758 00:54:07,042 --> 00:54:08,374 Yes! 759 00:54:08,459 --> 00:54:09,749 It's a clue. 760 00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:11,458 Oh, wow! 761 00:54:11,542 --> 00:54:13,874 "Your final search from ear to ear. 762 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:15,791 "An old head lies between. 763 00:54:15,875 --> 00:54:18,374 "Stride southwest from there to here. 764 00:54:18,459 --> 00:54:20,124 "Now take your first 16." 765 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,083 16! 766 00:54:25,167 --> 00:54:26,999 "Now southeast in unbroken line. 767 00:54:27,084 --> 00:54:30,249 "Count 100 twice... and 39." 768 00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:32,499 Southeast. 769 00:54:36,167 --> 00:54:38,291 Ah! Brilliant! 770 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:40,583 How are we supposed to get past them? 771 00:54:40,667 --> 00:54:45,708 Oh, chill out, Bride of Chucky! Yeah? 772 00:54:45,792 --> 00:54:47,708 They're a choir of boys. 773 00:54:49,084 --> 00:54:52,874 Leave this one to me. Oi! 774 00:54:52,959 --> 00:54:56,291 Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! 775 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:59,708 I'm not being funny, yeah. Are you lot serious? 776 00:54:59,792 --> 00:55:03,041 You lot sound like a bunch of little girlies! 777 00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:06,708 Right, what you need is a remix, yeah? 778 00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:09,749 So, like... Come closer. Come closer. 779 00:55:09,834 --> 00:55:12,791 Right, so listen to some of my beats, yeah? 780 00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:14,166 Like... 781 00:55:18,167 --> 00:55:19,583 Freaky, freaky! 782 00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,833 Yeah? And then some like... 783 00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:39,791 Good work, Julie. Thank you. Pleasure, Miss. 784 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:44,374 Sunday afternoon voodoo class seems to be really paying off. 785 00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:49,874 Kelly wouldn't have got us into this mess. 786 00:55:49,959 --> 00:55:52,041 Kelly wouldn't have got possessed. 787 00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:54,249 My dear child, listen to you. 788 00:55:54,334 --> 00:55:57,416 You need to stop trying to be Kelly Jones and start trying to be... 789 00:55:58,417 --> 00:56:00,041 Annabelle Fritton! 790 00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:01,666 No! Look at the state of you. 791 00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:05,541 That's not a hairdo. That's a hair-don't! 792 00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:08,541 Oh, for God's sake, face up before I have a prolapse! 793 00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:13,624 235, 236, 237, 238, 239... 794 00:56:15,917 --> 00:56:17,499 - Bother. - Go on! 795 00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:23,583 OK, guys, be quick because break starts any minute, yeah? 796 00:56:27,209 --> 00:56:30,083 Look what he's wearing. 797 00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:32,999 Ah, so now you're the style queen, are you? 798 00:56:33,084 --> 00:56:35,999 Yeah, we're looking for a ring, not fashion tips. 799 00:56:36,084 --> 00:56:38,541 But he's wearing a ring. An earring, anyway. 800 00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:41,333 Yeah. In a painting. 801 00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:50,749 Headmaster, do we have a boy called Bufty Rolls-Royce? 802 00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:55,624 Uh... guys, the headmaster is, like, kinda coming this way. 803 00:56:57,875 --> 00:57:01,333 Forget it. We gotta go. The window! 804 00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:08,333 Girls! 805 00:57:10,584 --> 00:57:14,791 "Your final search from ear to ear"! 806 00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:19,041 "An old headmaster lies between. " 807 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:20,999 Headmaster. 808 00:57:22,584 --> 00:57:24,166 Uh... I'm so sorry, sir. 809 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:25,791 What are you doing, you clumsy boy?! 810 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:28,999 - It is the earring. - Ha! 811 00:57:29,084 --> 00:57:33,291 In your face! In your face! 812 00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:37,208 Face of a supermodel. Brain of a supernoodle. 813 00:57:37,292 --> 00:57:38,791 Lucy! 814 00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:42,499 Do you really think I look like a supermodel? 815 00:57:44,084 --> 00:57:46,624 You do! You really do! 816 00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:55,166 What the...? 817 00:57:57,334 --> 00:57:58,374 Boys? 818 00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:03,833 Boys! Boys! 819 00:58:03,917 --> 00:58:05,583 Boys, come here at once! 820 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:25,916 Come on, come on! 821 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,208 Later! 822 00:58:27,292 --> 00:58:29,416 Wait! Stop them! 823 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,624 Come on, boys! 824 00:59:00,125 --> 00:59:02,374 Come on! 825 00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:08,916 Bugger! 826 00:59:10,459 --> 00:59:11,833 Got it! 827 00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:16,124 Are we all in? Yeah. 828 00:59:19,709 --> 00:59:21,374 51... Degrees. 829 00:59:21,459 --> 00:59:23,124 30... Minutes. 830 00:59:23,209 --> 00:59:25,958 - 24... - Seconds. It's latitude. 831 00:59:26,042 --> 00:59:29,499 Which means the treasure has to be here. 832 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,458 Or here. 833 00:59:32,542 --> 00:59:34,708 Or here. Or here. 834 00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:37,333 Anywhere, in fact, along this line. 835 00:59:37,417 --> 00:59:40,124 We need the longitude. 836 00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:41,374 We need the other ring. 837 00:59:41,459 --> 00:59:46,124 Yes, wicked! Let's break into AD1 and swipe it back, yeah? 838 00:59:46,209 --> 00:59:47,791 Oh, tick-tock. 839 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:50,208 Who's gonna get us inside? You and your chav army? 840 00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:54,249 Uh... we're rude girls. Rude girls. Rude girls. Girls. 841 00:59:54,334 --> 00:59:55,583 Chavs, chavs, chavs... 842 00:59:55,667 --> 00:59:58,999 Whatever! Don't you think this idea is just a wee bit unfeasible? 843 00:59:59,084 --> 01:00:02,708 - Roxy, this is St Trinian's. - Annabelle. 844 01:00:02,792 --> 01:00:04,916 We don't know the meaning of unfeasible. 845 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,416 That's true. 846 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:10,833 Besides, we've got our way inside. We've got our inside man. 847 01:00:12,917 --> 01:00:15,833 I must say, you do scrub up rather well, Geoffrey. 848 01:00:15,917 --> 01:00:18,541 And I know I have you and the girls to thank for it. 849 01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:22,583 There's something I want to give you, Camilla. 850 01:00:22,667 --> 01:00:23,708 Oh! 851 01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,833 Oh, look! 852 01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:32,791 Oh, no, he's simply divine! 853 01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:35,666 He's so lovely and so licky! 854 01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:41,041 I bet if he could talk he'd be trying to tell me just how much he loves me. 855 01:00:42,292 --> 01:00:46,499 Oh, Geoffrey! I shall call him... Heathcliff. 856 01:00:50,667 --> 01:00:54,124 Well, I need to tell you something but I... I don't know how. 857 01:00:54,209 --> 01:00:56,583 Oh, just use your lips, Geoffrey. 858 01:00:57,709 --> 01:01:00,874 AD1 are a bunch of women-hating psychopaths. 859 01:01:02,542 --> 01:01:04,458 They're not just any old secret society. 860 01:01:04,459 --> 01:01:06,833 They were formed 500 years ago with one aim in mind - 861 01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:08,999 the repression and the subjugation of women. 862 01:01:09,084 --> 01:01:12,124 And you were a member. Oh, Geoffrey, how could you? 863 01:01:12,209 --> 01:01:14,249 I was... young. I was ambitious. 864 01:01:14,334 --> 01:01:17,249 I needed all the help I could get to climb the greasy pole. 865 01:01:17,334 --> 01:01:19,249 Look where it got you. 866 01:01:19,334 --> 01:01:21,666 - I've changed, Camilla. - Oh. 867 01:01:23,209 --> 01:01:25,166 The girls are waiting to debrief you. 868 01:01:27,042 --> 01:01:28,958 We'll see how much you've changed. 869 01:01:35,584 --> 01:01:36,666 Heathcliff! 870 01:01:42,042 --> 01:01:45,291 So I got the lowdown from Geoffrey Thwaites. 871 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:48,749 He can get us inside. The safe is in the basement. 872 01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:52,583 And the ring is in the safe! Let's get cracking! 873 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:56,541 And what exactly do we know about breaking into high-security vaults? 874 01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:59,916 Not much. But I know a girl that does. 875 01:02:01,042 --> 01:02:02,999 All right, strangers? 876 01:02:03,959 --> 01:02:06,291 - Hey, Kelly! - Kelly! 877 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:56,374 - Ready? - Ready. 878 01:02:57,417 --> 01:03:04,249 Ready. 879 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,583 Go on! Go on! 880 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,166 Straight ahead, then turn right. The vault should be in front of you. 881 01:03:52,167 --> 01:03:54,541 But looK out. There's security everywhere. 882 01:03:55,417 --> 01:03:56,833 Told you. 883 01:04:08,709 --> 01:04:09,958 There she is. 884 01:04:11,959 --> 01:04:14,541 - Bingo! - Wait here. 885 01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:25,166 Kinsmen! 886 01:04:26,834 --> 01:04:29,041 - What are you doing down here? - Well... 887 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:32,374 Are you wearing lipstick, kinsman? 888 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:34,791 Who are you, anyway? 889 01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:43,583 Take that, hoodie. 890 01:04:47,917 --> 01:04:49,583 Now tread carefully. 891 01:04:49,667 --> 01:04:52,583 The surveillance room is directly on your right. 892 01:04:57,209 --> 01:04:58,833 Oi. Oi! 893 01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:13,666 It's party time. 894 01:05:15,959 --> 01:05:17,999 # My black eye casts no shadow 895 01:05:18,084 --> 01:05:20,541 # Your red eye sees nothing 896 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,291 # Your slap don't stick, your kicKs don't hit 897 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:24,458 # So we remain the same 898 01:05:24,542 --> 01:05:26,624 # Love sticks, sweat drips 899 01:05:26,709 --> 01:05:28,916 # Break the lock if it don't fit 900 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,958 # A kicK to the teeth is good for some 901 01:05:31,042 --> 01:05:33,124 # A Kiss with a fist is better than none 902 01:05:35,542 --> 01:05:37,374 # Whoa 903 01:05:37,459 --> 01:05:41,041 # A Kiss with a fist is better than none # 904 01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:44,333 Yes! 905 01:05:48,042 --> 01:05:51,208 Oi, geezer! What do you want? 906 01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:53,083 Wow! 907 01:05:53,667 --> 01:05:54,708 Uh... 908 01:05:59,459 --> 01:06:01,166 Vulcan death grip. 909 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,291 Cool! 910 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:03,874 Come on, girls. 911 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:09,583 Are you not in the least concerned about the news 912 01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:13,249 that those schoolgirls have discovered the second ring? 913 01:06:14,875 --> 01:06:17,041 Am I concerned? No. 914 01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:20,999 No, I'm not concerned. Annoyed, certainly. 915 01:06:21,084 --> 01:06:25,708 Astonished at some of this country's finest minds being outsmarted 916 01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:29,958 by a bunch of pathetic, empty-headed little women! 917 01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:32,791 I'll give you three guesses. 918 01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:35,708 Well, what are we going to do about it, then, sir? 919 01:06:39,375 --> 01:06:41,124 Kinsman? 920 01:06:42,334 --> 01:06:44,874 Well, isn't that an excellent question? 921 01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:48,999 I thought perhaps we might open that question out to the floor. 922 01:06:50,292 --> 01:06:53,499 I say we should send the troops in again. 923 01:06:53,584 --> 01:06:57,916 Let's not be too hasty. We lost good men last time. 924 01:07:14,459 --> 01:07:15,499 What's that? 925 01:07:15,584 --> 01:07:19,208 Freon. It's a freezing gas to counteract the heat sensors. 926 01:07:45,209 --> 01:07:47,458 Oh, wow! 927 01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:53,499 Terminated. Who are these people? 928 01:07:56,292 --> 01:07:57,666 Oi. 929 01:07:57,750 --> 01:07:59,749 Annabelle. 930 01:08:00,917 --> 01:08:01,958 Bingo! 931 01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:12,291 Bugger! 932 01:08:12,375 --> 01:08:13,708 No! 933 01:08:13,792 --> 01:08:17,041 Oh, no! 934 01:08:22,792 --> 01:08:25,624 Girls, girls, abort mission. Abort mission! 935 01:08:26,542 --> 01:08:27,541 Go, go, go! 936 01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:29,791 Switch to Geoffrey cam. 937 01:08:31,042 --> 01:08:32,708 It's all up to you, Geoffrey. 938 01:08:33,792 --> 01:08:35,124 Kinsman... 939 01:08:35,209 --> 01:08:36,208 Uh-oh. 940 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:39,249 We've heard nothing from you. What's your proposal? 941 01:08:40,834 --> 01:08:42,416 Kinsman! 942 01:08:43,292 --> 01:08:44,291 What? 943 01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:47,749 He's absolutely sloshed. What's happened? 944 01:08:47,834 --> 01:08:49,249 What's your take on these women? 945 01:08:49,334 --> 01:08:51,708 Women? 946 01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:57,416 Hey. 947 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,291 I'll tell you what, right... 948 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:02,208 I'll tell... Seriously, I've had enough of them. 949 01:09:03,042 --> 01:09:05,999 I've... Sick to the hind bloody teeth of the whole lot of them. 950 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,208 Scumbag! 951 01:09:09,292 --> 01:09:11,541 Yack, yack, yack in your ear all day about... 952 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,291 That's gratitude for you. 953 01:09:13,375 --> 01:09:14,374 Gratitude. 954 01:09:14,459 --> 01:09:15,749 After I rescued him from the dung heap. 955 01:09:15,834 --> 01:09:16,999 Dung... 956 01:09:18,459 --> 01:09:19,458 Dung? 957 01:09:19,542 --> 01:09:23,124 Bitching and moaning about this and that and whatever. 958 01:09:23,209 --> 01:09:25,499 It's time for them to shut up! 959 01:09:25,584 --> 01:09:28,041 .. you stupid little... 960 01:09:28,125 --> 01:09:30,958 Tell you what I realised, right, about women 961 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:33,499 is that they're greedy, manipulative, 962 01:09:33,584 --> 01:09:37,874 cold-hearted, sadistic little... minxes. 963 01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:42,749 And I'm finished with them! No mercy! 964 01:09:42,834 --> 01:09:46,541 No mercy! No mercy! No mercy! 965 01:09:48,834 --> 01:09:51,541 No mercy! No mercy! 966 01:09:51,542 --> 01:09:53,541 No mercy! 967 01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:55,499 Thank you very much. 968 01:09:55,917 --> 01:09:59,416 - How dare he? - Nasty piece of work! 969 01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:07,249 - I like what you said. - I meant every word. 970 01:10:07,334 --> 01:10:08,833 About time someone said it straight. 971 01:10:08,917 --> 01:10:10,874 Women are for making cakes and babies. 972 01:10:10,959 --> 01:10:13,041 Good job, kinsman. 973 01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:16,458 I commend you. 974 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:17,874 Master. 975 01:10:17,959 --> 01:10:19,583 Mission over. 976 01:10:23,042 --> 01:10:26,083 That worked out well, didn't it? Brilliant plan! 977 01:10:26,167 --> 01:10:27,791 I didn't exactly see you helping! 978 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,999 You must have been busy doing sod-all yourself. 979 01:10:30,084 --> 01:10:31,333 Who's for a nice cup of...? 980 01:10:31,417 --> 01:10:33,958 Like whose idea was it to break into an empty vault anyway? 981 01:10:34,042 --> 01:10:35,749 The geeks didn't do their homework. 982 01:10:35,834 --> 01:10:38,999 How were we supposed to know the vault was empty? 983 01:10:39,084 --> 01:10:41,208 That's all we need, yeah? Thick geeks! 984 01:10:41,292 --> 01:10:43,958 We would have been better off asking Chelsea to do it! 985 01:10:56,584 --> 01:10:59,166 How can we expect to fight an organisation like AD1 986 01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:00,999 if all we do is fight each other? 987 01:11:01,084 --> 01:11:03,333 This is not the time to play the blame game! 988 01:11:03,417 --> 01:11:05,583 Absolutely right, Annabelle. 989 01:11:05,667 --> 01:11:07,291 If it's anybody's fault, 990 01:11:07,375 --> 01:11:11,083 it's that double-crossing swine Geoffrey Thwaites'. 991 01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:16,749 Deep down I always knew he was untrustworthy. 992 01:11:16,834 --> 01:11:20,541 But he sucks you in with his rakish charm, 993 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:23,208 those eyes like limpid pools. 994 01:11:23,209 --> 01:11:24,749 That silky, tousled hair. 995 01:11:24,834 --> 01:11:27,833 That firm, downy chest. 996 01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:32,458 No! He's a traitor and a coward! And if I see him again, so... 997 01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:37,208 Oh. Geoffrey. 998 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:53,541 Oh. 999 01:11:55,209 --> 01:11:56,249 The ring! 1000 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:06,541 Bursar, how much is 10,000 doubloons worth in today's currency? 1001 01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:11,916 Oh... carry the one, times by 12, carry the one, 1002 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,083 compound the rate of inflation. 1003 01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:21,166 409,846,902 pounds and 18 pence. 1004 01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:23,124 Why? 1005 01:12:23,209 --> 01:12:25,124 Because kerching! 1006 01:12:25,209 --> 01:12:29,041 That's what we're going to collect, you darling little number cruncher! 1007 01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:31,499 Yes, if we find the ring. 1008 01:12:31,584 --> 01:12:34,791 - I mean, the other ring. - Ah. 1009 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,916 My precious! 1010 01:12:49,042 --> 01:12:51,166 Oh. Uh... 1011 01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:08,208 Latitude, 51 degrees, 30 minutes, 24 seconds. 1012 01:13:08,292 --> 01:13:12,666 Longitude, zero degrees, five minutes, 35 seconds. 1013 01:13:19,334 --> 01:13:21,124 It's... it's in London. 1014 01:13:21,209 --> 01:13:22,999 X marks the spot. 1015 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,833 Right by the Thames. 1016 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:26,874 Girls... 1017 01:13:35,084 --> 01:13:37,833 Oh. How about a visit to the theatre? 1018 01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:41,499 Agent Jones. 1019 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,916 - Hey... - I'll see you at the airport. 1020 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:53,083 Hey. Listen, I've got to run but you can take it from here. 1021 01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:54,416 - Kel... - You'll be fine. 1022 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,458 Your aunt might be as mad as a bag of gerbils 1023 01:13:56,542 --> 01:13:58,749 but she's a pretty smart judge of character. 1024 01:14:00,917 --> 01:14:02,166 Kelly... 1025 01:14:05,292 --> 01:14:07,708 - What do you do now? - Well... 1026 01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:11,833 You heard of Ml5? 1027 01:14:11,917 --> 01:14:13,666 Ml6? 1028 01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:16,124 Well, that was Ml7. 1029 01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:17,791 Good luck. 1030 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:26,624 # I'm not used to being the first picK 1031 01:14:26,709 --> 01:14:30,124 # LiKe the cooI chicK from the in clique 1032 01:14:30,209 --> 01:14:33,499 # I have always gone my own way 1033 01:14:33,584 --> 01:14:36,624 # I'm my own girI in my own world 1034 01:14:36,709 --> 01:14:39,499 # Ooh, ooh 1035 01:14:39,584 --> 01:14:44,499 # I'm gonna feeI that feeling, gonna lose controI 1036 01:14:44,584 --> 01:14:46,958 # Ooh, ooh 1037 01:14:47,042 --> 01:14:51,958 # I'm gonna feeI that feeling, gonna lose controI tonight 1038 01:14:57,625 --> 01:15:00,624 - Are we nearly there yet? - Not now, Bursar. 1039 01:15:00,709 --> 01:15:06,041 # I'm gonna feeI that feeling, gonna lose controI tonight # 1040 01:15:06,125 --> 01:15:07,999 Peters! 1041 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,041 Look at this. 1042 01:15:15,125 --> 01:15:17,874 Oh, yes. That's lovely, sir. Is that new? 1043 01:15:17,959 --> 01:15:19,333 Look at it. 1044 01:15:19,959 --> 01:15:21,333 Look at it! 1045 01:15:21,417 --> 01:15:24,291 They swapped it. They've got both rings. 1046 01:15:24,375 --> 01:15:26,749 I want them found. I want them crushed. 1047 01:15:26,834 --> 01:15:28,249 I want them destroyed. 1048 01:15:28,334 --> 01:15:29,541 Don't worry, sir. 1049 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:33,208 We have an extensive network of CCTV and undercover operatives. 1050 01:15:33,292 --> 01:15:35,416 They can't breathe without us knowing about it. 1051 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:37,374 - So where are they? - Huh? 1052 01:15:37,459 --> 01:15:40,541 Where are they now? 1053 01:15:40,625 --> 01:15:43,124 Where are they... now? 1054 01:15:44,584 --> 01:15:48,041 Where are they? Um... 1055 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:50,291 Sub¤ects located. ¤latform three. 1056 01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:55,249 Ah, little Miss Fritton. 1057 01:15:55,334 --> 01:16:00,249 The next train to depart from platform six will be the 16:28... 1058 01:16:03,209 --> 01:16:04,249 Yes. 1059 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:10,166 Just stay calm, girls. Swimming pool rules. No running. 1060 01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:12,999 - No shoving. - I have them. 1061 01:16:13,084 --> 01:16:16,416 No heavy petting. We go when I say. 1062 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,416 - Take them. - Roger that. 1063 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:21,708 Start to move in. Moving in now. 1064 01:16:21,792 --> 01:16:24,249 OK, Annabelle, let's do this. Now. 1065 01:16:24,334 --> 01:16:27,916 A one, a two, a one, two, three, four. 1066 01:16:29,917 --> 01:16:32,124 # See the people walking down the street 1067 01:16:32,209 --> 01:16:36,291 # Fall in line just watching on the feed 1068 01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:38,416 # They don't know where they wanna go 1069 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,666 # But they're walking in time 1070 01:16:41,417 --> 01:16:45,999 # They got the beat, they got the beat, they got the beat 1071 01:16:46,917 --> 01:16:47,999 # Yeah, they got the beat 1072 01:16:48,084 --> 01:16:51,124 What on earth is going on? What are they doing? 1073 01:16:51,209 --> 01:16:54,249 I think it's called a flash mob, sir. 1074 01:16:54,334 --> 01:16:56,624 Annabelle, time to go. 1075 01:16:56,709 --> 01:16:58,749 # All the kids just getting out of school 1076 01:16:58,834 --> 01:17:00,874 # They can't wait to hang out and be cool 1077 01:17:00,959 --> 01:17:03,833 # Hang around till quarter after 12 1078 01:17:03,834 --> 01:17:05,249 # That's when they fall in line 1079 01:17:05,334 --> 01:17:06,958 Look out. They're onto you. 1080 01:17:07,042 --> 01:17:09,458 # They got the beat, they got the beat 1081 01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:14,541 # Kids got the beat, yeah, kids got the beat 1082 01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:18,624 # Go-go music... 1083 01:17:18,709 --> 01:17:23,499 - Girls, be careful! Duck! Duck! - # Do the pony, puts us in a trance 1084 01:17:23,584 --> 01:17:25,999 # Do the Watusi, just give us a chance 1085 01:17:26,084 --> 01:17:28,916 OK, it's clear for the south exit. 1086 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:34,041 # Cos we've got the beat, we got the beat, we got the beat 1087 01:17:34,042 --> 01:17:36,208 # Yeah, we got it 1088 01:17:37,959 --> 01:17:39,791 # We got the beat 1089 01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,583 Men, hold your positions. 1090 01:17:41,667 --> 01:17:45,458 All exits are covered. Repeat, all exits are covered. 1091 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,208 Go, go, go, go! 1092 01:17:47,292 --> 01:17:48,666 # We got the beat 1093 01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:50,791 # We know you can dance to the beat 1094 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:51,874 # We got the beat 1095 01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:53,249 # Jump in 1096 01:17:53,334 --> 01:17:54,874 # Get down 1097 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:57,416 # Round and around and around 1098 01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:14,666 # We got the beat 1099 01:18:15,917 --> 01:18:17,874 # We got the beat # 1100 01:18:23,459 --> 01:18:25,749 - Follow them! - They're in groups. 1101 01:18:25,834 --> 01:18:28,916 Which group are we supposed to be following, sir? 1102 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,124 - All of them. - All? 1103 01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:35,666 - All of them! - Yes. 1104 01:18:39,334 --> 01:18:41,749 Big fish, little fish, cardboard box. 1105 01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:43,874 Where are they? 1106 01:18:43,959 --> 01:18:47,708 Big fish, little fish, cardboard box. Feed the chickens! Feed the chickens! 1107 01:18:47,792 --> 01:18:49,833 Milk the cow! Milk the cow! 1108 01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:55,666 Oh, the girls! The girls! They're here! 1109 01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:57,624 Come on. Right on time. 1110 01:18:57,709 --> 01:19:00,499 One, two, three, four, five, six. 1111 01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:04,083 Come on! 1112 01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:07,041 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 1113 01:19:07,125 --> 01:19:11,249 The second half of Romeo And Juliet will commence in three minutes. 1114 01:19:11,334 --> 01:19:13,458 - Bursar, your helmet. - Hmm? 1115 01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:29,541 Two minutes to curtain up, please. 1116 01:19:29,625 --> 01:19:31,666 Cast, two minutes. 1117 01:19:32,959 --> 01:19:34,791 What on earth do you suppose induced 1118 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:38,083 that old sea dog Archibald Fritton to hide his treasure here? 1119 01:19:43,042 --> 01:19:44,916 Girls, over here! 1120 01:19:46,084 --> 01:19:47,166 Help. 1121 01:19:50,042 --> 01:19:51,541 One, two, three. 1122 01:19:53,584 --> 01:19:55,249 Hey... 1123 01:19:56,459 --> 01:19:58,041 You're not allowed back here. 1124 01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:00,833 Says who? 1125 01:20:00,917 --> 01:20:05,166 Uh... well, don't you know who this is? 1126 01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:09,624 Oh... my God! You're that guy off the telly, aren't you? 1127 01:20:09,709 --> 01:20:12,541 Yeah, I... I've done a few bits and bobs, yeah. 1128 01:20:12,625 --> 01:20:14,124 I can't believe it's you! 1129 01:20:14,209 --> 01:20:16,333 Yeah, yeah. I mean, it is. 1130 01:20:16,417 --> 01:20:18,458 You were in that yoghurt commercial. 1131 01:20:18,542 --> 01:20:21,583 - What? No. - I love that advert! 1132 01:20:21,667 --> 01:20:23,166 - Look... - One time. 1133 01:20:23,250 --> 01:20:27,041 This is Romeo, yeah? And I'm his Juliet. 1134 01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:28,249 Ooh! 1135 01:20:28,334 --> 01:20:31,291 So if any of you little groupies want an autograph, 1136 01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:34,166 you're going to have to go to the stage door with everyone else. 1137 01:20:34,250 --> 01:20:37,083 Principals in position, please. 1138 01:20:37,167 --> 01:20:38,833 - Babe... - Hmm? 1139 01:20:38,917 --> 01:20:41,083 - Call security right now. - Yeah, OK. 1140 01:20:41,167 --> 01:20:44,583 I would think twice about that, if I were you. 1141 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,416 En garde. 1142 01:21:22,125 --> 01:21:24,124 - Watering can? - What's that gonna do? 1143 01:21:27,709 --> 01:21:28,916 He's quite good with it. 1144 01:21:52,834 --> 01:21:54,666 Bravo! Bravo! 1145 01:21:54,750 --> 01:21:57,333 Oh, thank you very much. 1146 01:21:57,417 --> 01:21:59,541 Oh, bravo! You were really good! 1147 01:22:08,709 --> 01:22:10,083 You killed him! 1148 01:22:10,167 --> 01:22:12,583 Oh, no! 1149 01:22:15,542 --> 01:22:18,333 Oh, well, you... you nearly killed him! 1150 01:22:21,334 --> 01:22:23,916 Oh, do be quiet, you silly little girl! 1151 01:22:27,584 --> 01:22:30,833 Romeo and Juliet to the wings. At once! 1152 01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:32,791 Great! Now what? 1153 01:22:45,417 --> 01:22:49,749 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? 1154 01:22:54,542 --> 01:22:55,791 Romeo? 1155 01:23:10,959 --> 01:23:15,958 - Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art...? - I'm down here. 1156 01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:22,041 Verily down here I am. 1157 01:23:22,709 --> 01:23:24,416 Forsooth. 1158 01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:27,666 - What happened to Fritton? - She's not involved, sir. 1159 01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:30,374 We got footage of her heading to the theatre. 1160 01:23:30,459 --> 01:23:34,124 Romeo And Juliet at the Globe. It's meant to be rather good. 1161 01:23:36,375 --> 01:23:40,166 Shakespeare's Globe! We've got to stop them! 1162 01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:42,333 OK, girls. Let's move it. 1163 01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:48,499 Oh, my shoes! 1164 01:23:48,584 --> 01:23:51,124 Oh... my God! 1165 01:23:52,250 --> 01:23:53,458 Are they rats? 1166 01:23:53,542 --> 01:23:57,083 No, they're little furry elephants! What do you reckon? 1167 01:23:57,167 --> 01:24:00,624 Rats? Nah, nah, nah! I don't do rats, yeah? 1168 01:24:00,709 --> 01:24:02,083 That's more Zoe's bag! 1169 01:24:02,167 --> 01:24:04,916 I'm allergic to rats and clingfilm and pumpkin seeds. 1170 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,083 Yeah, right! 1171 01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:08,083 Oh, well, never mind. 1172 01:24:08,167 --> 01:24:11,333 We'll just tell the guys back at school we didn't finish the job 1173 01:24:11,417 --> 01:24:14,791 cos it was a bit dark and a bit cold and someone saw a hamster. 1174 01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:17,999 Chelsea, what about your Malibu beach house? 1175 01:24:18,084 --> 01:24:19,791 What about the all-girl moon mission? 1176 01:24:19,875 --> 01:24:24,458 Do we really want that pig Pomfrey and the AD1 lot to get the treasure? 1177 01:24:24,542 --> 01:24:26,291 Cos I know I don't. 1178 01:24:29,209 --> 01:24:34,624 I have a faint cold fear thrills through my veins.. 1179 01:24:41,250 --> 01:24:44,333 That almost freezes up the heat of life. 1180 01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:47,541 I'll call them back again to comfort me. Nurse! 1181 01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:50,874 What shall she do here? 1182 01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:56,291 Gentle vial... 1183 01:24:56,375 --> 01:25:00,499 Sir... isn't that...? 1184 01:25:00,584 --> 01:25:03,541 Guys, let's go. 1185 01:25:05,334 --> 01:25:08,249 Do I need to remind you we're supposed to be a secret organisation? 1186 01:25:08,334 --> 01:25:11,541 - No, of course. I thought that... - Don't! 1187 01:25:12,292 --> 01:25:14,708 There's no other way out. The play's nearly over. 1188 01:25:14,792 --> 01:25:17,041 We move as soon as it finishes. 1189 01:25:20,584 --> 01:25:23,249 Potion, make thy mark. 1190 01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:26,666 Hmm. 1191 01:25:44,542 --> 01:25:46,249 She's very good. 1192 01:25:48,667 --> 01:25:49,708 Yes. 1193 01:25:49,792 --> 01:25:53,708 OK, so we go left here and then straight on. 1194 01:25:53,792 --> 01:25:55,333 Oh, brilliant! 1195 01:25:55,417 --> 01:25:58,124 Oh, no! 1196 01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:05,958 What's happening, team? The show's about to end. 1197 01:26:06,042 --> 01:26:07,874 Um... we may need more time. 1198 01:26:10,375 --> 01:26:12,124 Isn't that your cue? 1199 01:26:24,084 --> 01:26:25,541 My dearest love... 1200 01:26:26,625 --> 01:26:28,458 .. please don't be dead! 1201 01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:34,833 For... so much remains unsaid. 1202 01:26:36,459 --> 01:26:38,124 It has to be there. 1203 01:26:38,209 --> 01:26:40,333 Chelsea, what are you doing? 1204 01:26:42,584 --> 01:26:44,374 Looking for a secret door. 1205 01:26:44,459 --> 01:26:48,541 Places like this always have a secret door. 1206 01:26:48,625 --> 01:26:50,958 Chelsea, you truly are... 1207 01:27:02,792 --> 01:27:05,249 I truly am what? 1208 01:27:05,334 --> 01:27:09,041 Smarter than your average brainless slapper? 1209 01:27:09,042 --> 01:27:13,416 Yeah, smarter than your average brainless slapper. 1210 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:16,416 You better believe it. 1211 01:27:19,667 --> 01:27:21,541 Ups we've had. 1212 01:27:22,584 --> 01:27:24,916 And downs, yea, we've had a few. 1213 01:27:25,875 --> 01:27:31,166 And... nights of rough and tumble one or two. 1214 01:27:32,667 --> 01:27:39,416 And now... It might be the very moment to... do... 1215 01:27:42,209 --> 01:27:45,499 .. what I must admit I find it 1216 01:27:45,500 --> 01:27:49,124 rather hard... to... do. 1217 01:27:50,209 --> 01:27:52,958 And that is... to say 1218 01:27:55,375 --> 01:27:57,249 .. that I love... 1219 01:27:59,042 --> 01:28:00,291 That I love... 1220 01:28:00,375 --> 01:28:01,999 Mm? 1221 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:06,624 That I love you. 1222 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:13,708 I love you. 1223 01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:18,916 Cheers. 1224 01:28:21,667 --> 01:28:24,666 Thus... with a kiss I die! 1225 01:28:30,417 --> 01:28:32,499 They're rather good, aren't they? 1226 01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:41,833 What kind of place is this? 1227 01:28:44,584 --> 01:28:46,416 Look at the costumes. 1228 01:28:47,959 --> 01:28:49,624 It must be part of the old Globe. 1229 01:28:49,709 --> 01:28:53,541 What's happening, team? The show's nearly over. 1230 01:28:53,625 --> 01:28:56,291 Keep it going. Whatever it takes. 1231 01:29:03,584 --> 01:29:05,458 Bursar, Bursar... 1232 01:29:07,917 --> 01:29:09,416 Huh? 1233 01:29:10,084 --> 01:29:12,749 Oh, friendly dagger, 1234 01:29:12,834 --> 01:29:15,958 plunge, plunge, plunge. 1235 01:29:17,292 --> 01:29:20,083 No! Not-Not yet! 1236 01:29:20,167 --> 01:29:22,499 Not, not, not dead! 1237 01:29:22,584 --> 01:29:23,791 Uh... 1238 01:29:24,459 --> 01:29:26,999 Our... our play is not yet over. 1239 01:29:28,084 --> 01:29:31,583 For our work is not yet done. 1240 01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:38,208 Friends... 1241 01:29:40,084 --> 01:29:41,333 .. Romans... 1242 01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:43,624 .. countrymen... 1243 01:29:45,292 --> 01:29:48,458 .. if music be the food of love... 1244 01:29:48,542 --> 01:29:51,541 Oh, for Christ's sake! This is interminable! 1245 01:30:14,875 --> 01:30:17,708 Well, it must be here. Right here. 1246 01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:24,708 Hmm. 1247 01:30:26,167 --> 01:30:27,416 Bingo! 1248 01:30:32,167 --> 01:30:34,333 Oot! Oot, oot! 1249 01:30:34,417 --> 01:30:36,458 Damn splot! 1250 01:30:36,542 --> 01:30:37,583 Oot! 1251 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,208 - It's locked! It's locked! - Hurry up! 1252 01:30:44,292 --> 01:30:49,749 Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! 1253 01:30:52,750 --> 01:30:56,208 Calling all girls, we need backup now. 1254 01:30:56,292 --> 01:30:59,749 - What about the ring? - I've got it. 1255 01:30:59,834 --> 01:31:01,624 Oh, come on! 1256 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:06,249 We're gonna be rich! 1257 01:31:14,625 --> 01:31:16,499 What the...? 1258 01:31:19,459 --> 01:31:21,166 Bye-bye, Malibu. 1259 01:31:22,334 --> 01:31:26,333 You have got to be kidding me. 1260 01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:30,791 Well, what's...? What's this? 1261 01:31:31,375 --> 01:31:33,791 - Here. - There's a little note. 1262 01:31:33,875 --> 01:31:35,416 Oh, yay! 1263 01:31:37,709 --> 01:31:40,999 "Treasure hunter come for nought 1264 01:31:41,084 --> 01:31:42,999 "It seems your dreams have fallen short 1265 01:31:44,459 --> 01:31:50,833 "For pirate though I may have been I ventured for a change of scene 1266 01:31:50,917 --> 01:31:54,833 "Resolving too to change my ways, 1267 01:31:54,917 --> 01:31:58,249 "from sailing seas to mounting plays. 1268 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:05,541 "Writing many in this room, with Shakespeare as a nom de plume. " 1269 01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:06,666 A nom de what? 1270 01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,499 I think it means... 1271 01:32:13,209 --> 01:32:14,624 No, it can't be! 1272 01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:22,499 Pirate Fritton... was Shakespeare. 1273 01:32:28,209 --> 01:32:30,666 Oh, my God! 1274 01:32:31,542 --> 01:32:35,291 Hang on. That means... That means I'm a Shakespeare. 1275 01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:36,374 Yeah! 1276 01:32:39,250 --> 01:32:40,583 Wait, wait, wait! 1277 01:32:40,667 --> 01:32:46,999 "In lieu of gold, I humbly pray, you'll kindly take my final play" 1278 01:32:47,084 --> 01:32:49,041 Oh, my God! 1279 01:32:55,042 --> 01:32:58,541 "And while indeed you find it hard 1280 01:32:58,625 --> 01:33:00,458 "to credit that I was the Bard, 1281 01:33:00,542 --> 01:33:03,499 "the timely truth may now unfurl, 1282 01:33:03,584 --> 01:33:06,333 "that all the while I was... 1283 01:33:09,167 --> 01:33:10,416 ".. a girl. " 1284 01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,958 A girl? 1285 01:33:13,875 --> 01:33:15,791 Wicked! 1286 01:33:20,375 --> 01:33:23,708 Shakespeare was a girl. Oh, my God! 1287 01:33:23,792 --> 01:33:26,333 The Bard is a bird. 1288 01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:29,166 I love it! 1289 01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:31,041 A woman... 1290 01:33:32,042 --> 01:33:34,249 A woman wrote the Bible! 1291 01:33:42,709 --> 01:33:45,374 Silvio, ciao. 1292 01:33:45,459 --> 01:33:47,624 Yeah. Hey, call me in five. 1293 01:33:47,709 --> 01:33:52,083 Just finishing something off. Great. Ciao, ciao. 1294 01:33:52,167 --> 01:33:56,249 Hello, girls. Remember me? Of course you do. 1295 01:33:57,584 --> 01:34:00,666 Congratulations on your little find. 1296 01:34:00,750 --> 01:34:04,749 Finally the Frittons catch up to what we Pomfreys have known for generations. 1297 01:34:04,834 --> 01:34:09,541 That your celebrated sea dog was a she-dog. 1298 01:34:19,250 --> 01:34:20,291 May I? 1299 01:34:29,542 --> 01:34:31,041 Thanks awfully. 1300 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:36,333 We knew this inconvenient discovery would turn up sooner or later. 1301 01:34:36,417 --> 01:34:38,374 Just had to make sure we got to it first. 1302 01:34:39,584 --> 01:34:43,041 But all's well that ends well, as the old boot said. 1303 01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:45,083 Now we can destroy it. 1304 01:34:45,167 --> 01:34:46,374 It's too late, Pomfrey. 1305 01:34:46,459 --> 01:34:49,083 You can destroy the play but the secret's out. 1306 01:34:49,167 --> 01:34:51,708 Shakespeare was a woman and we will tell the world. 1307 01:34:51,792 --> 01:34:55,583 Oh... you're going to tell on me? 1308 01:34:55,667 --> 01:34:58,124 Please don't tell on me! 1309 01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:00,916 Look at you! 1310 01:35:00,917 --> 01:35:02,083 Who's gonna believe 1311 01:35:02,167 --> 01:35:06,166 a bunch of jumped-up, porky-telling little schoolgirls over me? 1312 01:35:06,250 --> 01:35:09,874 I... I play tennis with Sting, for Christ's sake. 1313 01:35:12,042 --> 01:35:13,124 No! 1314 01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:20,249 Annabelle, can you hear me? The girls are on their way. 1315 01:35:20,334 --> 01:35:22,458 It's too late. 1316 01:35:43,084 --> 01:35:44,666 Wow! 1317 01:36:05,084 --> 01:36:09,208 Au revoir! Auf Wiedersehen! 1318 01:36:09,292 --> 01:36:10,874 Buggeration! 1319 01:36:14,959 --> 01:36:17,208 I think I have, like, an idea. 1320 01:36:18,750 --> 01:36:23,374 The thing that amuses me most is that these... these girls 1321 01:36:23,459 --> 01:36:27,624 thought that they could outsmart... well, me. 1322 01:36:29,750 --> 01:36:32,083 Yes, what I don't quite understand, sir, 1323 01:36:32,167 --> 01:36:35,124 is why Shakespeare had to pretend to be a man in the first place. 1324 01:36:35,209 --> 01:36:36,624 Because, you complete moron, 1325 01:36:36,709 --> 01:36:40,416 back in the good old days, a woman couldn't do a man's job. 1326 01:36:41,375 --> 01:36:43,333 Except Ms Shakespeare. 1327 01:36:43,417 --> 01:36:46,124 She did a pretty good job of being a man, if you ask me. 1328 01:36:46,125 --> 01:36:48,666 - In fact, I'd go as... - Peters, shut up! 1329 01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:50,166 Yes, sir. 1330 01:36:52,625 --> 01:36:54,458 Load of girlie drivel. 1331 01:36:54,542 --> 01:36:57,916 - Um... sir... - Peters! 1332 01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:00,041 Yes, I know, sir, but if you would perhaps... 1333 01:37:23,459 --> 01:37:25,624 Bloody women! 1334 01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:31,458 - Fire! - Fire! 1335 01:37:52,584 --> 01:37:56,416 I'll take that, you ghastly little turd! Avast! 1336 01:38:08,709 --> 01:38:12,583 Wind power, man. Told you it was the frickin' answer! 1337 01:38:15,459 --> 01:38:16,749 Fire! 1338 01:38:23,834 --> 01:38:25,499 Whoops! 1339 01:38:34,542 --> 01:38:36,708 # What's all that noise coming down? 1340 01:38:36,792 --> 01:38:39,166 # Trying to get my juice in a major frown 1341 01:38:39,250 --> 01:38:41,374 # That's all, phat boy, turn it round 1342 01:38:41,459 --> 01:38:43,749 # Trying to get your bass on solid ground 1343 01:38:43,834 --> 01:38:46,208 # What's all that noise coming down? 1344 01:38:46,292 --> 01:38:48,666 # Trying to get my juice in a major frown 1345 01:38:48,750 --> 01:38:51,208 # That's all, phat boy, turn it round 1346 01:38:51,292 --> 01:38:53,416 # Trying to get your bass on solid ground 1347 01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:55,499 # When there's madness in the air 1348 01:38:55,584 --> 01:38:57,708 # Only the mad survive, oh, boy 1349 01:38:57,792 --> 01:39:00,291 # And when there's madness in the air 1350 01:39:00,375 --> 01:39:02,999 # Only the bad survive, oh, boy 1351 01:39:03,084 --> 01:39:04,833 # And there's no time to stop and stare 1352 01:39:04,917 --> 01:39:06,958 # Don't get behind the line, oh, yeah 1353 01:39:07,042 --> 01:39:09,458 # And there's no time to stop and stare 1354 01:39:09,542 --> 01:39:12,874 # Don't get behind the line, oh, yeah 1355 01:39:12,959 --> 01:39:16,749 # Up and away, like I don't wait 1356 01:39:16,834 --> 01:39:21,499 # Walking the line, knocking on time 1357 01:39:21,584 --> 01:39:26,541 # Poppin' on by, have a little try 1358 01:39:26,625 --> 01:39:30,999 # Papa ain't shy, talking his mind 1359 01:39:44,959 --> 01:39:48,583 I'm here on the banks of the Thames waiting for Sir Piers Pomfrey, 1360 01:39:48,667 --> 01:39:52,249 the head of the corrupt secret society, AD1. 1361 01:39:52,334 --> 01:39:54,374 And here he is. 1362 01:39:54,459 --> 01:39:58,624 Sir Piers, having been exposed as a sexist, 1363 01:39:58,709 --> 01:40:00,708 how does it feel to have been beaten 1364 01:40:00,792 --> 01:40:03,958 and now publicly humiliated by a group of girls? 1365 01:40:05,792 --> 01:40:09,041 Well, I think "humiliated" is a bit strong. 1366 01:40:12,917 --> 01:40:14,541 Thank you. 1367 01:40:17,917 --> 01:40:22,458 # You've got to take advantage then you gotta lot to learn, my friend 1368 01:40:24,375 --> 01:40:29,083 # Up and away, like I don't wait 1369 01:40:29,167 --> 01:40:33,499 # Walking the line, knocking on time 1370 01:40:33,584 --> 01:40:38,291 # Poppin' on by, have a little try 1371 01:40:38,375 --> 01:40:44,458 # Papa ain't shy, talking his mind 1372 01:40:48,125 --> 01:40:50,791 # Oh, babe, I am what I am 1373 01:40:50,875 --> 01:40:53,416 # And I won't be damned if I do 1374 01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:55,249 # I am what I am 1375 01:40:55,334 --> 01:40:57,166 # Can you hear me talking to you? 1376 01:40:57,167 --> 01:40:59,958 # Oh, babe, I am what I am 1377 01:41:00,042 --> 01:41:02,291 # Gotta let me do what I do 1378 01:41:02,375 --> 01:41:08,041 # I am what I am and I won't get dragged down by you 1379 01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:14,541 # Up and away, like I don't wait 1380 01:41:14,625 --> 01:41:19,124 # Walking the line, knocking on time 1381 01:41:19,209 --> 01:41:24,249 # Poppin' on by, have a little try 1382 01:41:24,250 --> 01:41:29,458 # Papa ain't shy, talking his mind 1383 01:41:29,542 --> 01:41:33,916 # Up and away, like I don't wait 1384 01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:39,041 # Walking the line, knocking on time 1385 01:41:39,125 --> 01:41:43,416 # Poppin' on by, have a little try 1386 01:41:43,500 --> 01:41:47,874 # Papa ain't shy, talking his mind 1387 01:41:47,959 --> 01:41:52,708 # Up and away, like I don't wait 1388 01:41:52,792 --> 01:41:57,958 # Walking the line, knocking on time 1389 01:41:58,042 --> 01:42:02,958 # Poppin' on by, have a little try 1390 01:42:03,042 --> 01:42:07,916 # Papa ain't shy, talking his mind # 1391 01:42:45,709 --> 01:42:48,916 # I see you 1392 01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:52,666 # Watching me sleep deep 1393 01:42:53,834 --> 01:42:56,749 # I feeI you 1394 01:42:56,834 --> 01:43:00,541 # LiKe some Kind of cheap creep 1395 01:43:02,084 --> 01:43:03,958 # You Know me 1396 01:43:05,042 --> 01:43:07,583 # I'm crueI to be kind 1397 01:43:07,667 --> 01:43:10,041 # I'm fine 1398 01:43:10,125 --> 01:43:16,124 # You love me and I don't mind 1399 01:43:16,209 --> 01:43:18,458 # WaKe up and smell reality 1400 01:43:18,542 --> 01:43:20,708 # You're out of the groove cos you're in trouble 1401 01:43:20,792 --> 01:43:22,874 # Reality bit and burst the bubble 1402 01:43:22,959 --> 01:43:26,499 # Face the heat, the pressure too and if in doubt shout 1403 01:43:26,584 --> 01:43:28,874 # You're out of the groove cos you're in trouble 1404 01:43:28,959 --> 01:43:30,874 # Reality bit and burst the bubble 1405 01:43:30,959 --> 01:43:34,624 # Face the heat, the pressure too and if in doubt shout 1406 01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:38,958 # You go a little way to freak me out, say something wrong to KnocK me out 1407 01:43:39,042 --> 01:43:42,958 # Free your mind and scream and shout, just make it easy 1408 01:43:43,042 --> 01:43:46,708 # Maybe rock music I don't mind, get a little mean and start a fight 1409 01:43:46,792 --> 01:43:49,041 # Go head to head and cut me dead 1410 01:43:49,042 --> 01:43:51,291 # Make it easy 1411 01:43:58,959 --> 01:44:01,999 # You Kissed me 1412 01:44:02,084 --> 01:44:05,791 # Then you dragged me so low 1413 01:44:07,125 --> 01:44:08,833 # You'll miss me 1414 01:44:10,250 --> 01:44:13,166 # When I finally go 1415 01:44:13,250 --> 01:44:15,083 # WaKe up and smell reality 1416 01:44:15,084 --> 01:44:17,458 # You're out of the groove cos you're in trouble 1417 01:44:17,542 --> 01:44:19,583 # Reality bit and burst the bubble 1418 01:44:19,667 --> 01:44:23,416 # Face the heat, the pressure too and if in doubt shout 1419 01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:26,041 # You're out of the groove cos you're in trouble 1420 01:44:26,125 --> 01:44:27,874 # Your attitude bit and burst the bubble 1421 01:44:27,959 --> 01:44:31,749 # Move your feet, your body too cos I don't want you 1422 01:44:31,750 --> 01:44:35,916 # You go a little way to freak me out say something wrong to KnocK me out 1423 01:44:35,917 --> 01:44:40,083 # Free your mind and scream and shout, just make it easy 1424 01:44:40,084 --> 01:44:43,916 # Maybe rock music I don't mind, get a little mean and start a fight 1425 01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:46,124 # Go head to head and cut me dead 1426 01:44:46,209 --> 01:44:48,291 # Make it easy # 1427 01:44:49,305 --> 01:44:55,724