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Gordie: I was 12 going on 13
the first time I saw a dead human being.

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It happened in the summer of 1959,

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a long time ago,

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but only if you measure it
in terms of years.

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I was living in a small town in Oregon
called castle rock.

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There were only 1,281 people,
but to me it was the whole world.

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It's the bossman Bob cormier here.

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It's a beautiful Friday morning
in Portland.

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It's 90 klam degrees and getting hofter.

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Up the ladder with another platter,
it's Bobby day with rockin' Robin.

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It's boss.

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He rocks in the treetops all day long

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hoppin' and a-boppin'
and a-singing his song

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all the little birds on jaybird street

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love to hear the Robin
go tweet tweet tweet

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- rockin' Robin
- Tweet tweet tweet

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- rockin' Robin
- Tweet, tweedle-Lee-Dee

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hey, how do you know a frenchman's been
in your backyard?

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Hey! I'm French, okay.

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Your garbage cans are empty
and your dog's pregnant.

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Didn't I just say I was French?

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- I knock.
- Shit.

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Twenty-nine.

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Twenty-two.

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Piss up a rope.

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Gordie's out! Old gordie just bit
the bag and stepped out the door.

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Come on, man, deal.

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Gordie: Teddy duchamp was
the craziest guy we hung around with.

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He didn't have much of a chance in life.

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His dad was given (to fits of rage.

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One time he held Teddy's ear to a stove
and almost burned it off.

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Teddy: I knock.

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You four-eyed pile of shit.

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The pile of shit has a thousand eyes.

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Teddy: What?

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What's so funny? Come on.
I've got 30, what have you got?

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Sixteen.

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Teddy: Go ahead, keep laughing.

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You're down to your ride, pal.

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Gordie: Chris chambers
was the leader of our gang

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and my best friend.

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He came from a bad family

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and everyone just knew
he'd turn out bad.

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Including Chris.

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That's not the secret knock.

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Vern: I forget the secret knock.
Let me in.

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Both: Vern.

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Vern: Come on, you guys, open up.

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Oh, man, you guys are not gonna
believe this. This is so boss.

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Oh, man, wait till you hear this.
Wait till you hear this.

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You won't believe it. It's unbelievable.

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Let me catch my breath.
I ran all the way from my house.

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All: / ran all the way home

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come on. You guys, listen to me,
'cause this is boss.

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Just to say I'm sorry

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okay, forget it.
I don't have to tell you nothing.

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Hold on, you guys. Hold on.
What is it, man?

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Okay, great,
you won't believe this, sincerely.

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I ran all the way home

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screw you guys. Forget it.

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What is it?

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I mean, if you tell your folks
we're gonna tent out in my back field?

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Yeah, I think so.

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Except my dad's kind of
on a mean streak.

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He's been drinking a lot lately.

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You got to, man. Sincerely,
you won't believe this.

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- Can you, gordie?
- Yeah, probably.

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So what are you pissing
and moaning about, verno?

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I knock. “What?

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You liar! You ain't got no pat hand.

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You didn't deal yourself no pat hand.

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Make your draw, shitheap.

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You guys want to go see a dead body?

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Well, I was under the porch digging,
you know?

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Gordie: We all understood
what vern meant right away.

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Al the beginning of the school year,

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he had buried a quart jar of pennies
underneath his house.

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He drew a treasure map
so he could find them again.

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A week later, his mom cleaned out
his room and threw away the map.

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Vern had been trying to find
those pennies for nine months.

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Nine months, man.

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You didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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Jesus Christ, Billy.
We gotta do something.

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Why? Who cares?

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Charlie: We saw him. Billy: So?

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It ain't nothing to us. The kid's dead
so it ain't nothing to him, neither.

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And who gives a shit
if they ever find him? I don't.

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But it's that kid they were
talking about on the radio.

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Brocker or brower or flowers,
whatever his name is.

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The train must have hit him.

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Big fucking deal.

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Gordie: We had all followed
the ray brower story very closely,

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because he was a kid our age.

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Three days before,
he had gone out to pick blueberries

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and nobody had seen him since.

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Charlie: I think
we should tell the cops.

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You don't go squawking to the cops
after you boosted a car, you idiot.

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They're gonna want to know how the hell
we got way out on back Harlow road.

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Now they know we don't got no car.

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It's best we just keep our mouth shut,
and then they can't touch us.

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Look, we could make an anonymous call.

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They trace those calls, stupid.

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I seen it on highway patrol
and on dragnet.

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Charlie: Yeah, right.

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I just wish we never boosted
that goddamn dodge.

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I wish Ace had been with us.

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We could've told the cops
we was in his car.

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Well, he wasn't!

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- Are we gonna tell him?
- We're not gonna tell nobody.

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Nobody, never. You dig me?

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Teddy: I know the back Harlow road.

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It comes to a dead end
by the royal river.

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It comes to a dead end
by the royal river.

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The train tracks are right there.

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Me and my dad used to fish
for cossies out there.

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Jesus Christ, man,
if they would have known

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you were under there,
they would've killed you.

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Could he have gotten all the way
from Chamberlain to Harlow?

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That's really far.

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Sure. He must have started walking
on the train tracks

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and just followed them the whole way.

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Teddy: Yeah. Yeah, right.

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And then after dark, a train must have
come along and... El smacko.

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Yeah.

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Hey. Hey, you guys,

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I bet you anything that if we find him,
we'll get our pictures in the paper.

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- Yeah, we could even be on TV.
- Sure.

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We'll be heroes. Yeah.

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I don't know.
Billy will know I found out.

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He's not gonna care.

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'Cause it's gonna be
us guys that find him.

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Not Billy and Charlie hogan,
and the boosted car.

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They'll probably pin
a medal on you, vern.

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Yeah, you think so?

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Sure.

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What'll we tell our folks?

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Exactly what you said.

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We'll all tell our folks
we're tenting out in your back field.

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You tell your folks
you're sleeping over at Teddy's.

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Then we say we're going over
to the drag races the next day.

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We're rock solid
until dinner tomorrow night.

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Man, that's a plan-and-a-half.

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But if we do find that kid's body
over in south Harlow,

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they'll know we didn't go
to the drag races. We'll get hided.

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Nobody will care

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because everybody's gonna be
so jazzed about what we found,

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- it's not gonna make a difference.
- Chris: Yeah.

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My dad will hide me anyway,
but hell, it's worth a hiding.

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- Teddy: Shit, yeah.
- Let's do it. What do you say?

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- All right.
- Gordie?

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Sure.

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Vern?

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I don't know.

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Vern.

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Come on, verno.

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Vern.

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- Vern. Come on, verno.
- Come on, verno.

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- Okay.
- Chris: All right.

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All right! Too cool, too cool!
Very cool! Very, very cool! Yes!

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Gordie: I wanted to share
my friends' enthusiasm, but I couldn't.

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That summer at home,
I had become the invisible boy.

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Gordie: Mom,
do you know where my canteen is?

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Mom?

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It's in Denny's room.

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Oh.

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Gordie: In April,
my older brother, Dennis,

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had been killed in a Jeep accident.

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Four months had passed,

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but my parents still hadn't been able
fo put the pieces back together again.

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Denny: Hey, gordie,
I got something for you.

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This, my friend, is for you.

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But, Denny, this is your yankee cap.

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No. No, no. This is your yankee cap.
It's a good luck cap.

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You wear that cap, you know
how many fish we're gonna catch?

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- How much?
- A bazillion.

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A bazillion fish. And it looks good
on you, too. Just like that.

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Hey, moe, I'm going blind.

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Don't start with me, porcupine.
Come here, give me a hug.

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Mr. lachance: You found it

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huh?

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You found it.

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Yeah.

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Why can't you have friends like Denny's?

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Dad, they're okay.

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Sure, they are. A thief and two feebs.

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Chris isn't a thief.

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He stole the milk money at school.

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He's a thief in my book.

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Gordie: It was almost noon
as we set out to find

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the body of a dead kid named ray brower.

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Chris: Right here's cool.

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Hey, Chris.

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- Thanks a lot.
- Man: Sure thing.

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- Gordo.
- Hey, man.

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- You want to see something?
- Sure. What?

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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

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Come on, man. “What is it?

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- Chris: Man, you've got to see this.
- Come on, man. What is it?

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Come on, what is it?

200
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You want to be the lone ranger
or the Cisco kid?

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Walking, talking Jesus!

202
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:23,630
- Where'd you get this?
- Hocked it from my old man's bureau.

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It's a 45.

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I can see that.

205
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You got shells for it? Yeah.

206
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I took all that was left in the box.

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My dad'll think
that he used them himself

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shooting at beer cans
while he was drunk.

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- Is it loaded?
- Hell, no. What do you think I am?

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Both: Jesus!

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Let's get out of here! Come on!

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Gordie did it! Gordie lachance
is shooting up castle rock!

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Gordie: Shut up!

214
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Hey, who did that?
Who's letting cherry bombs off out here?

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Oh, man, you should have seen your face.
Damn, that was cool!

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00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,010
- That was really fine.
- You knew it was loaded, you wet end!

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00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,717
I'm gonna be in trouble now.
That tupper babe saw me.

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00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,123
Shit, gordie,
she thought it was firecrackers.

219
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I don't care.
That was a mean trick, Chris.

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Hey, gordie...

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I didn't know it was loaded.

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- Honest.
- You swear?

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Yeah, I swear.

224
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On your mother's name? Yeah.

225
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Even if she goes to hell
'cause you lied?

226
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Yeah, I swear.

227
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Pinkie swear?

228
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Pinkie swear.

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Hey, girls, where you going?

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Hey, come on, man.
My brother gave me that!

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And now you're giving it to me.

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Give it to me!
Come on, man, that's mine!

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You're a real asshole, you know that?

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Oh.

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Your brother's not very polite, eyeball.

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Now, Christopher,

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I know you didn't mean
to insult my friend.

238
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I know he didn't mean to insult me.

239
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:11,325
That's why I'm gonna give him
the opportunity of taking it back.

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- Onh, shit.
- Take it back, kid.

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Come on, man, stop it,
you're hurting him.

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You bastard! Let go, man.

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00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,089
- Gordie: Stop it, man! Cut it out!
- Take it back, kid.

244
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,375
Gordie: Cut it out!
Ace: Take it back.

245
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,758
You big... okay, okay, I take it back.
I take it back.

246
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,471
There.

247
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,269
Now I feel a whole lot better
about this.

248
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,768
How about you?

249
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,146
Good.

250
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,772
See you later, girls.

251
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,460
Come on, just forget them.

252
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,850
Vern: What do we need
a pistol for, anyway?

253
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,555
It's spooky sleeping out at night
in the woods. You might see a bear.

254
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,310
Or a garbage can.

255
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,562
I brought a comb.

256
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,396
What do we need a comb for?

257
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,858
Well, if we geton TV
we want to look good, don't we?

258
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,034
- That's a lot of thinking, vern.
“Vern: Thanks.

259
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,657
Two for flinching.

260
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,748
Vern: Ow!

261
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,160
Teddy: How far do you think
it's gonna be?

262
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,499
If we follow the tracks
all the way into Harlow,

263
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,833
it'll be about 20 miles.

264
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,589
Sound about right to you, gordie?

265
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,840
Yeah, it might even be 30.

266
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,382
Gee, maybe we should just hitchhike.

267
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,760
- No way, that sucks.
- Why not?

268
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,307
We could go out to route seven
to the Shiloh church,

269
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,937
then down the back Harlow road.
We'll be there by sundown.

270
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,062
Teddy: That's pussy.

271
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,068
Vern: Hey, it's a long ways.

272
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,196
Teddy: Did your mother ever have
any kids that lived?

273
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,899
What do you mean?

274
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:21,956
All: Have gun, will travel
reads the card of a man

275
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:26,457
a knight without armor
in a savage land

276
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,294
his fast gun for hire
heeds the calling wind

277
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:36,008
a soldier of fortune
is the man called paladin

278
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:41,601
we have to fill up at the junkyard.
My dad said it's a safe well.

279
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,233
- Not if chopper's there.
- If chopper's there we'll send you in.

280
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,729
Ha, ha. Very funny.

281
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,240
Hey, I'm kind of hungry.
Who's got the food?

282
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,828
Oh, shit! Did anybody bring anything?

283
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,906
Not me. Gordie?

284
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,410
Oh! This is great. What are we
supposed to do? Eat our feet?

285
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,705
You mean,
you didn't bring anything, either?

286
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,040
Shit. This wasn't my idea.
It was vern's idea.

287
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,375
Why didn't you bring something?

288
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,906
What am I supposed to do?
Think of everything? I brought the comb.

289
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,158
Oh, great, you brought the comb.

290
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,076
What do you need a comb for?
You don't even have any hair.

291
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,828
I brought it for you guys,
when we get there.

292
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,137
Hey, hey, hey!

293
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,435
Let's see how much money we got.

294
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,106
Yeah, I got $1.02.

295
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,482
And 68 cents from Chris.

296
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,272
Sixty cents from Teddy.

297
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,829
Seven cents, vern?

298
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,703
I haven't found my pennies yet.

299
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,460
Well, $2.37 is not bad.

300
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,164
Quidaciolo's is at the end
of that little road

301
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,418
that goes by the junkyard.

302
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,171
I think we can get some stuff there.

303
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,376
Train coming.

304
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,014
Geronimo!

305
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,602
Come on, Teddy.

306
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,145
No. Uh-uh.

307
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,015
I'm gonna dodge it.

308
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,895
Come on, Teddy, man.
Get off the tracks. You're crazy.

309
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,655
Train dodge. Dig it.

310
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,072
Get the hell off the tracks, Teddy.
You want to get yourself killed?

311
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,283
Just like the beach at normandy.

312
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,048
- Come on, man. Come on.
- No, no!

313
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,254
Chris: Come on, man.
Teddy: I'm gonna dodge the train!

314
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,304
Teddy: Don't tell me what to do
or I'll kill you.

315
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,888
You son of a bitch!

316
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,106
I was just trying
to save your life, man.

317
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,318
You want to kill yourself?
Is that what you want, god damn it?

318
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,569
You tried to kill yourself.

319
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,744
I don't need no babysitter.

320
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,538
You do, too.

321
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,875
Skin it.

322
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,874
I could have dodged it.

323
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:19,049
Chris: Listen, Teddy, you can dodge it
on the way back, man.

324
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,426
Peace.

325
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,761
Skin it.

326
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,308
You shake my nerves
and you rattle my brain

327
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,539
gordie: About this time,

328
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,043
Charlie and Billy
were playing mailbox baseball

329
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,124
with Ace and eyeball.

330
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,006
Ah, shit, I'm out. God damn it!

331
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,717
Shouldn't have gone for a wooden one.

332
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:06,012
Why don't you tell me something
I don't know, asshole?

333
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,722
Billy, you're up.

334
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,099
Ah, you guys win.
I don't want to play no more.

335
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,897
You can't quit.

336
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,818
We only played three innings.
That'd be a non-official game.

337
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,278
Hey, Ace, uh, me and...

338
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,905
What's with you homos?
You've been acting psycho all day.

339
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,113
What is it?

340
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,689
Then if you gentlemen don't mind,
I'd like to finish this game

341
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,625
before I start collecting
my goddamn social security, okay?

342
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,752
You're up, Billy. Move it.

343
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,043
All right, give me this fucking stick.

344
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,798
Let's play ball.

345
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,049
Eyeball: Foul ball.

346
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,657
Gordie: Hey, vern, looks like
your ma's been out driving again.

347
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,902
Oh, that's so funny I forgot to laugh.

348
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,404
Stand back, men!

349
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,957
Paratroopers, over the side!

350
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:16,499
Gordie: "No trespassing” was enforced
by Milo pressman, the junk man,

351
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,000
and his dog, chopper,

352
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,926
the most feared and least seen dog
in castle rock.

353
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,722
Legend had it that Milo
had trained chopper not just to sic,

354
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:29,266
but to sic specific parts
of the human anatomy.

355
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:33,016
Thus, a kid who had illegally scaled
the junkyard fence

356
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:37,521
might hear the dread cry,
"chopper, sic balls!"

357
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,068
But right now, neither
the dread chopper nor Milo

358
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,896
was anywhere in sight.

359
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,657
Teddy's crazy.

360
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,452
Where's the b.A.R.?
Come on, men, move it out!

361
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,905
Yeah. He won't live to be 20, I bet.

362
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,874
Remember the time you saved him
in the tree?

363
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,086
Yeah.

364
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,457
You know, I dream about that sometimes.

365
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,669
Except in the dream I always miss him.

366
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,467
I just get a couple of his hairs
and down he goes.

367
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,714
It's weird.

368
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,670
Yeah, that is weird.

369
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,388
But you didn't miss him.

370
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,717
Chris chambers never misses, does he?

371
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,723
Not even when
the ladies leave the seat down.

372
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:15,892
Hey, I'll race you.

373
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,474
- No, I don't think so.
- Right to the pump, man. Come on.

374
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,195
- I'm kind of tired. Go!
- Oh, you're a dead man, lachance!

375
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,822
It looks like lachance
has got him this time.

376
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,445
He's got chambers beat.

377
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,992
But what's this?
Chambers is making his move.

378
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,570
Lachance is fading
and it's chambers at the tape.

379
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,496
The crowd goes wild.

380
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:46,927
Teddy: A 12-pointer.

381
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,416
Teddy: Hey, you guys been watching
the Mickey mouse club lately?

382
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,440
All: Yeah.

383
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,561
I think Annette's tits
are getting bigger.

384
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,062
- You think so?
- Yeah, I think so.

385
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,393
Yeah, I think he's right.

386
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,278
I've been noticing lately
that the a and the e

387
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,322
are starting to bend around the sides.

388
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,740
- Annette's tits are great.
- Both: Yeah.

389
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,245
This is really a good time.

390
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,493
The most.

391
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,824
A blast.

392
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:20,252
Gordie: Vern didn't just mean
being off-limits inside the junkyard

393
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,170
or fudging on our folks

394
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,965
or going on a hike
up the railroad tracks to Harlow.

395
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,713
He meant those things,

396
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,796
but it seems to me now it was more
and that we all knew it

397
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,051
everything was there and around us.

398
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:36,010
We knew exactly who we were
and exactly where we were going.

399
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:37,887
It was grand.

400
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,978
Great, spit at the fat kid. Real good.

401
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,025
What time is it, gordie?

402
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,819
Um, it's a quarter after one.

403
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,902
We'd better go get the food.
Junkyard opens at 3:00.

404
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,487
Chopper'll be here.

405
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,747
Ooh, "sic balls."

406
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,492
You go.
You could pick us up on the way back.

407
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,578
I'm not going alone. We should all go.

408
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:04,664
- I'm staying right here.
- Yeah, man, I'm not going.

409
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:08,008
Girls, girls, girls, cool it.
We'll flip for it.

410
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,380
Okay.

411
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,136
Odd man goes.

412
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,009
That's you, gordie, odd as a COD.

413
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,806
Flip or eat lead.

414
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,272
Vern: Four tails.

415
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:24,441
Oh, Jesus, man, that's a goocher.

416
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,631
- Oh, come on, vern.
- That doesn't mean anything.

417
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,690
No, let's go again.

418
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,942
No, man, a goocher. That's really bad.

419
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,150
You remember when Clint bracken
and those guys

420
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,109
got wiped out on weed hill in durham?

421
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,821
Billy told me
they were flipping for beers

422
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:40,033
and they came up with a goocher
just before they got into the car.

423
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,413
And, bang! They all got totaled.

424
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,162
I don't like this. Sincerely.

425
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:49,342
Verno, nobody believes that crap
about moons and goochers.

426
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,170
It's baby stuff.
Now, come on, flip again.

427
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,782
Come on baby, let the good times roll

428
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,516
you gonna flip or not?

429
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,681
Come on, vern, we don't have all day.

430
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,184
Come on baby, let the good times roll

431
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,981
you lose, gordie.

432
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,526
Gordie loses.

433
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,150
Old gordie just screwed the pooch.

434
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,236
Does the word "retarded"
mean anything to you?

435
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,569
Gordie, go get the provisions,
you morphodite.

436
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,246
Don't call me any
of your mother's pet names.

437
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,577
What a wet end you are, lachance.

438
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:22,749
Shut up.

439
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,201
I don't shut up...

440
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,958
All: I grow up.
And when I look at you, I throw up.

441
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,212
And then your mother goes
around the corner and she licks it up.

442
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:32,960
All: Ooh!

443
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,844
Gordie: Finding new and preferably
disgusting ways

444
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:39,926
fo degrade a friend's mother
was always held in high regard.

445
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,115
Ain't you Denny lachance's brother?

446
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,451
Yes, sir.

447
00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,780
Shame what happened to him.

448
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:05,117
The Bible says,
"in the midst of life we are in death."

449
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,956
Did you know that?

450
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,623
I lost a brother in Korea.

451
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,710
You look like your brother Denny.

452
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,511
People ever tell you that?

453
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:18,464
Sometimes.

454
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:24,182
I remember the year
he was all-conference.

455
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:26,142
Quarterback, he played.

456
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,690
Boy, could he throw.

457
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,602
Father god and Sonny Jesus.

458
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,197
Could be some scouts
at the game tomorrow.

459
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:41,950
- I don't know, pop.
- Dad, could I have the potatoes?

460
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,560
Mr. lachance: That's what I hear, son.

461
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,784
Mrs. lachance: Are you going
to see Jane after the game?

462
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,413
I think she's a lovely girl.

463
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,415
Gordie: Dad,
may I please have the potatoes?

464
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,963
Dorothy, don't talk to the boy
about girls.

465
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:55,839
He shouldn't be thinking about girls.
This is the biggest game of his life.

466
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,671
Dennis, when you're
out there tomorrow...

467
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,535
Pop, did you read
the story that gordie wrote?

468
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,844
Gordie wrote a story.

469
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,050
It was really good.

470
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:04,873
Mrs. lachance:
What did you write, sweetheart?

471
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:08,731
Now, see, that's what I'm talking about.
Football takes concentration.

472
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:12,105
You start in on the girls
and his mind's all over the place.

473
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,606
Gordie, I really liked it.

474
00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,563
I thought it was great.

475
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,718
Mr. lachance.:
I don't want you interrupting me.

476
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,734
Now, you see I'm talking to the boy,
don't you?

477
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,820
Storekeeper: You play football?

478
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,405
Hmm?

479
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,448
Do you play football?

480
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:29,709
No.

481
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,750
What do you do?

482
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,541
I don't know.

483
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,878
Yeah, well, your brother, Denny,
sure could play football.

484
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,139
Here you go, kid.
Buck-and-a-half of hamburger.

485
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:18,209
Hey! Hey, you, kid! What are you
doing there? Come over here!

486
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:22,512
You, come back here, god damn it!
I'll sic my dog on you.

487
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,885
- Run, gordie, run!
- Run, gordie!

488
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,764
Milo: Chopper, sic him! Sic him, boy!

489
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,720
Gordie: Now, he said, "sic him, boy."

490
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:33,057
But what I heard was,
"chopper, sic balls."

491
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,415
That's chopper?

492
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,455
Gordie: Chopper was my first lesson

493
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:55,333
in the vast difference
between myth and reality.

494
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:59,212
Come on, choppie. Kiss my ass, choppie.
Kiss my ass.

495
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,089
Come on, bite shit.

496
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,388
Go on, choppie. Sic balls, choppie.

497
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:09,343
You kids, stop teasing that dog!
You hear me? Stop teasing him!

498
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,430
Sonny, I'm gonna beat your ass,
teasing my dog like that!

499
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,294
Yeah, I'd like to see you try
and climb over this fence

500
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,900
- and get me, fat ass!
- Don't you call me that!

501
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:19,979
You little tin-weasel
peckerwood loony's son!

502
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,277
What did you call me?

503
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,781
I know who you are.
You're Teddy duchamp.

504
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,203
Your dad's a loony.

505
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,702
A loony up in the nuthouse at togus.

506
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,909
He took your ear and he put it
to a stove and he burned it off.

507
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,166
My father stormed the beach at normandy.

508
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,839
He's crazier than a shithouse rat.

509
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,838
No wonder you're acting the way you are,

510
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,760
with a loony for a father.

511
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:46,968
You call my dad a loony again
and I'll kill you.

512
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:48,924
Loony, loony, loony.

513
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,887
I'm gonna rip your head off
and shit down your neck!

514
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,188
- Chris: Come on, Teddy.
- No, I'm gonna kill him!

515
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,857
You come on and try it,
you little slimy bastard.

516
00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:00,256
He wants you to go over there
so he can beat the piss out of you

517
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,341
and then take you to the cops.

518
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:04,072
You watch your mouth, smart guy.
Let him do his own fighting.

519
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:07,401
Sure, you only outweigh him
by 500 pounds, fat ass.

520
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,028
I know your name.

521
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,414
You're lachance. I know all you guys.

522
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,208
And all your fathers are gonna
get a call from me.

523
00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:18,537
Except for the loony up in togus.

524
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:23,045
- Come on, man.
- I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!

525
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,406
Chris: Get him away from that man.
You little foul-mouthed whoremaster.

526
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,840
You son of a bitch!

527
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,506
Milo: You come back here.

528
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,806
Come back here, you hear me?

529
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,009
- Nobody ranks out my old man.
Milo: Come back here.

530
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,765
My father stormed the beach at normandy!

531
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:35,436
Milo: I said come back herel

532
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:38,766
- he stormed the beach, you faggot!
Milo: Come back here.

533
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:50,076
We showed him.
Thought we were a bunch of pussies.

534
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,904
He ranked my old man.

535
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,997
Gordie: I wondered
how Teddy could care so much

536
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,791
for his dad who'd practically killed him

537
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,869
and I couldn't give a shit
about my own dad

538
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,205
who hadn't laid a hand on me
since I was three.

539
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,291
And that was for eating bleach
under the sink.

540
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,341
He ranked my old man.

541
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:09,592
What do you care what a fat old pile
of shit like him says about your dad?

542
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:12,425
He still stormed the beach
at normandy, right?

543
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:13,599
Yeah, forget it.

544
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:16,099
Do you think that pile of shit
was at normandy?

545
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,349
Forget it, all right?

546
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:20,023
He don't know nothing
about your old man. He's just dog shit.

547
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:23,193
Whatever's between you and your old man,
he can't change that.

548
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,145
Forget it, all right? Just forget it!

549
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:44,085
Have gun, will travel
reads the card of a man

550
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,717
a knight without armor
in a savage...

551
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:57,769
I'm sorry if I'm spoiling
everybody's good time.

552
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,099
It's okay, man. It's okay.

553
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,026
I'm not sure it should be a good time.

554
00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:07,483
You saying you want to go back?

555
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:08,574
No.

556
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:13,736
But going to see a dead kid,
maybe it shouldn't be a party.

557
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:17,914
Yeah, like if he's really bad.

558
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:21,038
Like all cut up and blood
and shit all over him,

559
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,541
- I might have nightmares.
- Come on, vern.

560
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:26,374
You know, like all guts and eyeballs
all ready to jump and grab...

561
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,588
- Shut up, vern. God damn it!
- Gordie: Come on, vern.

562
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:29,922
I can't help it.

563
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,424
Sorry.

564
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:36,099
Gordie: It was only a quarter to three,

565
00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:37,426
but it felt much later.

566
00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,266
It was too hot
and too much had happened.

567
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,935
We weren't even close
to the royal river yet.

568
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:44,975
We were gonna have to get moving

569
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,812
if we were gonna make
some real miles before dark.

570
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,819
I wonder, wonder who, who-ooh, who

571
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:52,945
who wrote the book of love?

572
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:55,365
Who wrote the book of love?

573
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:56,849
Eyeball: Just hold still, will you?

574
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,534
Tell me, tell me, tell me

575
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,957
oh, who wrote the book of love?

576
00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,535
I've got to know the answer

577
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:07,213
so, uh, what's with you
and this Connie palermo chick?

578
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,256
Ah, I've been seeing her
for over a month now,

579
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,551
and all she'll let me do
is feel her tits.

580
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:15,096
She's a catholic, man.
They're all like that.

581
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,970
You want to get laid,
you gotta get yourself a protestant.

582
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,349
A Jew's good.

583
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,720
Man on radio: A klam news break.

584
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,890
We interrupt to bring you an update

585
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,647
on the search for the missing
12-year-old ray brower.

586
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,228
The police have expanded their efforts
to include motton,

587
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,154
durham and the outlying areas.

588
00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,922
Eyeball: Shit,
when are they gonna give up?

589
00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:36,076
The kid's gone.
They're never gonna find him.

590
00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,324
- Not where they're looking.
- Billy: Hey.

591
00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:40,696
Eyeball's right, Charlie,
they ain't never gonna find him.

592
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,913
Would you hold still?
You're making me fuck up the snake part.

593
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,412
I'll tell you how
they're gonna find him.

594
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:50,215
Ten years from now, some hunter's
gonna go in the woods to take a leak,

595
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,509
wind up pissing on his bones.

596
00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,928
I bet you a thousand bucks
they find him before that.

597
00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:56,926
Bet you $2,000 they don't.

598
00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:59,804
- Well, asshole...
- Billy: Hey, what's the big deal?

599
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:02,978
- Who cares?
- Would you two just shut the fuck up?

600
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,853
If either one of you assholes
had $2,000, I'd kill you both.

601
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,797
Bob on radio: Hey, we're back here
with the bossman, Bob cormier.

602
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,107
From the racks and stacks,
it's the best on wax.

603
00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:14,736
It's the chordettes, with lollipop.

604
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:23,373
Lollipop, lollipop
oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

605
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:26,710
both: Lollipop, lollipop
oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

606
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:29,879
lollipop, lollipop
oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

607
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,752
lollipop -

608
00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,250
badum bum bum

609
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:36,674
lollipop, lollipop
oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

610
00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,802
lollipop, lollipop
oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

611
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,134
hey, I got some winstons.

612
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:44,311
Hocked them off my old man's dresser.

613
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,388
One apiece for after supper.

614
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,390
Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.

615
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,985
That's when a cigarette tastes best,
after supper.

616
00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:53,152
Right.

617
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,990
Do you think I'm weird?

618
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,073
- Definitely.
- No, man, seriously.

619
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:06,245
Am I weird?

620
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,752
Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird.

621
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,096
You ready for school?

622
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,218
No.

623
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,594
Junior high.

624
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:25,390
You know what that means.

625
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,808
By next June we'll all be split up.

626
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,311
What are you talking about?
Why would that happen?

627
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:33,610
'Cause it's not gonna be
like grammar school, that's why.

628
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,480
You'll be taking your college courses,
and me, Teddy, and vern,

629
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,032
we'll all be in the shop courses
with the rest of the retards

630
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,110
making ashtrays and birdhouses.

631
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:50,376
- Meet a lot of pussies is what you mean.
- No, man.

632
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,579
Don't say that. Don't even think that.

633
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:54,960
I'm not going in
with a lot of pussies, forget it.

634
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,500
Well, then you're an asshole.

635
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,711
What's asshole about wanting
to be with your friends?

636
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,887
It's asshole if your friends
drag you down.

637
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,091
You hang with us, you'll just be
another wise guy with shit for brains.

638
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,477
You think mighty mouse could
beat up Superman?

639
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,850
- What are you, cracked?
- Why not?

640
00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:13,229
I saw the other day, he was carrying
five elephants in one hand.

641
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,231
Boy, you don't know nothing.

642
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,236
Mighty mouse is a cartoon.

643
00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:18,780
Superman is a real guy.

644
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:21,358
No way a cartoon
could beat up a real guy.

645
00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,486
Yeah, maybe you're right.

646
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,740
Would be a good fight, though.

647
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:33,082
I mean, you could be
a real writer someday, gordie.

648
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,755
Fuck writing!
I don't want to be a writer.

649
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:38,208
It's stupid.
It's a stupid waste of time.

650
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:39,338
That's your dad talking.

651
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,294
- Bullshit!
- Bull-true!

652
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:44,256
I know how your dad feels about you.
He doesn't give a shit about you.

653
00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:47,093
Denny was the one he cared about,
and don't try to tell me different.

654
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,892
You're just a kid, gordie.

655
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,648
Oh, gee. Thanks, dad.

656
00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,814
I wish the hell I was your dad.

657
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,192
You wouldn't be going around talking

658
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,823
about taking these stupid
shop courses if I was.

659
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:09,118
It's like god gave you something, man.

660
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,120
All those stories that you can make up,

661
00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:14,624
and he said, "this is what we got
for you, kid. Try not to lose it."

662
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:18,252
But kids lose everything unless there's
someone there to look out for them.

663
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,756
And if your parents are too fucked up
to do it, then maybe I should.

664
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,009
Vern: Come on, you guys,
let's get moving.

665
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,183
Yeah, by the time we get there
the kid won't even be dead anymore.

666
00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:38,693
Everyday it's a-getting closer

667
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:42,110
going faster than a rollercoaster

668
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:46,781
love like yours will surely come my way

669
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,283
a-hey, a-hey-hey

670
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:53,116
everyday it's a-getting faster

671
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,703
everyone said, "go ahead and ask her”

672
00:36:56,798 --> 00:37:01,918
love like yours will surely come my way

673
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:17,107
Any of you guys know
when the next train is due?

674
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:20,063
We could go down
to the route 136 bridge.

675
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,238
What? Are you crazy?
That's five miles down the river.

676
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:26,691
You walk five miles down the river,
you gotta walk five miles back.

677
00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:28,196
That could take till dark.

678
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:31,451
We go across here, we can get
to the same place in 10 minutes.

679
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,908
Yeah, but if a train comes,
there's nowheres to go.

680
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,085
Hell there isn't. You just jump.

681
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,704
- Teddy, it's 100 feet.
- Yeah, Teddy.

682
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:43,049
Look, you guys can go around
if you want to.

683
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,467
I'm crossing here.

684
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,045
And while you guys
are dragging your candy asses

685
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,051
halfway across the state and back,

686
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:51,554
I'll be waiting for you
on the other side,

687
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,555
relaxing with my thoughts.

688
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,850
You use your left hand
or your right hand for that?

689
00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,398
You wish.

690
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,630
I lost the comb.

691
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,794
Forget it, vern.

692
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:48,708
Train!

693
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:54,179
Oh, shit!

694
00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,470
Move it, man! Go on! Move it!

695
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,760
Get up, vern! Damn it!

696
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:01,770
Get up! Move it!

697
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:03,849
Shit, vern!

698
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,193
- Get up, man!
- I don't want to. We're gonna fall.

699
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,276
We're gonna die, damn it!
Get up!

700
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,946
Go.

701
00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,530
Go, man! Go!

702
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:23,077
- Vern, you gotta go faster!
- I can't, gordie!

703
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,172
Run!

704
00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:36,594
Run. Run, man! Move your ass, man!

705
00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,016
Faster! Move it!

706
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,135
Move it! Run, run!

707
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,808
Run! Gol

708
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,019
- run, god damn it, run!
- Run, run, run!

709
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,150
Faster!

710
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:13,668
Hey, at least now we know
when the next train was due.

711
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,428
Dom-dom dom-dom dom-de-doo-be

712
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:22,306
dom dom dom dom dom dom-de-doo-be

713
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:26,515
man, that was the all-time train dodge.
Too cool.

714
00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:28,937
Vern, you were so scared

715
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:30,881
you looked like that fat guy
in abbott and costello

716
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:31,905
when he saw the mummy.

717
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,981
I wasn't that scared.

718
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,197
- Vern.
- Come on.

719
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:37,275
No, really, I wasn't. Sincerely.

720
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,906
Okay, then you won't mind if we check

721
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,058
the seat of your jockeys
for hershey squirts, will you?

722
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:42,447
Go screw.

723
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,282
Hey, vern, you'd better turn yours over.

724
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:46,663
- This is the way I like to do it.
- Chris: Fine.

725
00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:48,870
Oh, man! Oh, no, man!

726
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:50,375
You got any more, gordie?

727
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:51,831
Sorry, vern.

728
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:54,008
This is not funny.
What am I supposed to eat?

729
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:57,178
- Why don't you cook your dick?
- It'd be a small meal.

730
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:03,177
A-ha! Screw you guys, I got it.

731
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,451
Nothing like a smoke after a meal.

732
00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:24,656
Yeah, I Cherish these moments.

733
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:29,994
What? What did I say?

734
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,419
Hey, gordo,
why don't you tell us a story?

735
00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:38,753
Oh, I don't know.

736
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,385
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah, come on, gordo.

737
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,599
But not one
of your horror stories, okay?

738
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:47,429
I don't want to hear no horror stories.
I'm not up for that, man.

739
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,639
Why don't you tell us one
about sergeant Steele

740
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,099
and his battling leathernecks?

741
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:54,439
Well, the one I've been thinking about
is kind of different.

742
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,361
It's about this pie-eating contest.

743
00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:59,532
The main guy of the story
is this fat kid that nobody likes,

744
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:00,825
named davie hogan.

745
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,824
Like Charlie hogan's brother,
if he had one.

746
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,075
Good, vern.

747
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:07,914
Go on, gordie.

748
00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:12,837
Well, this kid, he's our age,
but he's fat. Real fat.

749
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:17,418
He weighs close to 180, but you know,
it's not his fault. It's his glands.

750
00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:20,094
Oh, yeah, my cousin's like that.
Sincerely.

751
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,884
She weighs over 300 pounds.

752
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:24,716
Supposed to be a "hyboid" gland
or something.

753
00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:27,894
I don't know about any "hyboid" gland,
but what a blimp!

754
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,813
No shit.
She looks like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

755
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,562
- And, you know, this one time...
- Will you shut up, vern?

756
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,898
Yeah. Yeah, right.
Go on, gordie. It's a swell story.

757
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,901
Well, all the kids,
instead of calling him davie,

758
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,779
they call him lardass. Lardass hogan.

759
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:45,782
Even his little brother
and sister call him lardass.

760
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:49,991
At school they put this sticker
on his back that says, "wide load."

761
00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:53,829
And they rank him out and beat him up
whenever they get a chance.

762
00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:56,130
But one day he gets an idea.

763
00:43:57,343 --> 00:44:02,133
The greatest revenge idea
a kid ever had.

764
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,761
- Is this thing on? Can you hear me?
- Crowd: Yeah!

765
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:11,688
Now, the next contestant
in the great tri-county pie eat,

766
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,352
principal John wiggins.

767
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:26,661
And our celebrity contestant,
from klam in Portland,

768
00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:30,539
the bossman himself, Bob cormier!

769
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:34,786
Thanks, man.

770
00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:37,293
Hey, from the racks and stacks,
it's the best on wax.

771
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:39,444
How about another double golden oldie
twin-spin sound sandwich

772
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:41,459
from klam in Portland?

773
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,840
It's... all: Boss!

774
00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,136
Next, a newcomer to the pie eat,
but one we expect

775
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:55,724
great things from in the future,
young master David hogan.

776
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:04,691
- Are you all right, young man?
- Hey, lardass, how was your trip?

777
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,490
I hear you got a big appetite, lardass.

778
00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:11,280
Don't even think about winning this.

779
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,454
Boy, are you fat.

780
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:18,750
Don't pay any attention
to those fools, lardass.

781
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:20,172
Davie.

782
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,043
Together: Boom, ba-ba boom, ba-ba...

783
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:30,974
Boom, ba-ba boom, ba-ba boom.

784
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:36,352
And now, the one
you've all been waiting for.

785
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:41,019
The four-time champion,
our own bill Travis.

786
00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:49,903
Listen I got 10 riding
on you myself, Billy boy.

787
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,489
All right. Are you ready?

788
00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:57,163
Hands behind your backs, gentlemen.

789
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,245
Drum roll.

790
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:03,132
Both: Hey, lardass.
Chow down, wide load.

791
00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:07,257
Go!

792
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:15,640
Done!

793
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,159
Done!

794
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:33,495
Done!

795
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,410
Bill!

796
00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:36,870
Done!

797
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:41,124
You better pace yourself,
if you want to hold out, boy.

798
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,213
Come on, lardass!

799
00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:48,462
Crowd: Lardass!

800
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,933
Gordie: What the audience didn't know,

801
00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:00,766
was that lardass
wasn't really interested in winning.

802
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,896
What he wanted was revenge.

803
00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:07,780
And right before he was introduced,
he'd gotten ready for it.

804
00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,859
Mayor grundy: Principal John wiggins.

805
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:23,129
And our celebrity contestant
from klam in Portland,

806
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:27,550
the bossman himself, Bob cormier!

807
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,094
Bob: Hey, from the racks and stacks,
it's the best on wax.

808
00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:36,455
How about another double golden oldie
twin-spin sound sandwich

809
00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:38,265
from klam in Portland?

810
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:39,436
It's...

811
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,763
Done.

812
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:43,190
Crowd:
Lardass! Lardass! Lardass!

813
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,393
Gordie: Diving into his fifth pie,

814
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,854
lardass began to imagine
that he wasn't eating pies.

815
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,398
He pretended he was eating cow flops

816
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,692
and rat guts in blueberry sauce.

817
00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:54,614
Done.

818
00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,695
Crowd: Lardass!

819
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,872
Gordie: Slowly, a sound started to build
in lardass" stomach.

820
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:06,081
A strange and scary sound,

821
00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:09,383
like a log truck coming at you
at 100 miles an hour.

822
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,774
Suddenly, lardass opened his mouth.

823
00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:29,361
And before bill Travis knew it,

824
00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:33,862
he was covered with five pies'
worth of used blueberries.

825
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,778
The women in the audience screamed.

826
00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:39,363
Bossman Bob cormier took one look
at bill Travis

827
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,369
and barfed on principal wiggins.

828
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:44,122
Principal wiggins barfed
on the lumberjack

829
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:45,373
that was sitting next to him.

830
00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:48,543
Mayor grundy barfed on his wife's tits!

831
00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,966
But when the smell hit the crowd,

832
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:54,678
that's when lardass' plan
really started to work.

833
00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:57,055
Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends.

834
00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:58,578
Kids barfed on their parents.

835
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,308
A fat lady barfed in her purse.

836
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:02,557
The donelley twins barfed on each other.

837
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,730
And the women's auxiliary barfed

838
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:07,524
all over the benevolent order
of antelopes.

839
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:11,312
And lardass just sat back
and enjoyed what he'd created.

840
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:17,201
A complete and total barf-o-rama.

841
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:27,579
- Vern: Too cool! Too cool!
- Man, that was the best, just the best.

842
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,709
- Yeah.
- Then what happened?

843
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,256
What do you mean?

844
00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:33,083
I mean, what happened?

845
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:37,091
What do you mean, "what happened?”
that's the end.

846
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,090
How can that be the end?

847
00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,892
What kind of an ending is that?
What happened to lardass?

848
00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:43,894
I don't know.

849
00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:47,390
Maybe he went home and celebrated
with a couple of cheeseburgers.

850
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:50,101
Jeez, that ending sucks.

851
00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:54,230
Why don't you make it
so that lardass goes home

852
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,815
and he shoots his father?

853
00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:59,744
Then he runs away and he joins
the Texas rangers. How about that?

854
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,445
Uh, I don't know.

855
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,405
Something good like that.

856
00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:06,701
I like the ending.
The barfing was really good.

857
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:09,961
But there's one thing
I didn't understand.

858
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:14,334
Did lardass have to pay
to get into the contest?

859
00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:18,088
No, vern, they just let him in.

860
00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:21,674
Oh. Oh, great, great story.

861
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:24,431
Yeah, it's a great story, gordie.
I just didn't like the ending.

862
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:27,389
Hey, verno, where's the radio?
Let's see if we can get some sounds.

863
00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:28,563
Here.

864
00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:34,900
Dom dom, dom do dom, ooby do

865
00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,821
dom dom, dom do dom

866
00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:38,695
gordie: We talked into the night.

867
00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:42,574
The kind of talk that seemed important
until you discover girls.

868
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,017
Gordie: All right. All right.

869
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:48,410
Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck.
Pluto's a dog.

870
00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:50,661
What's goofy?

871
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:54,127
If I could only have one food
for the rest of my life?

872
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,254
That's easy. Pez.

873
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,712
Cherry-flavored pez.
No question about it.

874
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,633
Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.

875
00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:08,349
I knew the $64,000 question was fixed.

876
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,773
There's no way anybody could know
that much about opera.

877
00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:16,153
He can't be a dog.
He wears a hat and drives a car.

878
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:19,607
Wagon train is a really cool show,

879
00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:23,076
but did you ever notice
that they never get anywhere?

880
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:25,405
They just keep wagon-training.

881
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:28,415
God, that's weird.

882
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,709
What the hell is goofy?

883
00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,459
Gordie:
Not one of us mentioned ray brower,

884
00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:37,382
but we were all thinking about him.

885
00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:45,049
Oh, my god.

886
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,759
Teddy: It's that brower kid.

887
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,015
His ghost is out walking in the woods.

888
00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:54,228
I promise I won't hock
no more dirty books.

889
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,151
I promise I won't say
no more bad swears.

890
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:57,899
I promise I'll eat all my Lima beans.

891
00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:00,572
Two for flinching.

892
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:06,620
What is it, Chris?

893
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,365
Maybe it's coyotes.

894
00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,708
Sounds like a woman screaming.

895
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:14,002
It's not coyotes. It's his ghost.

896
00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,583
Oh, don't say that.

897
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,297
Hey, Teddy, sit down.

898
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:20,000
I wanna go look for it.
I want to see the ghost.

899
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,255
Vern: Don't say that.

900
00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:23,783
Teddy: I just want to see it!
I just want to see what he looks like.

901
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,344
Jesus h. Bald-headed Christ!

902
00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:34,640
Maybe we should stand guard.

903
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,313
Yeah, that's a good idea.

904
00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:42,027
Give me the gun.
I'll take the first watch.

905
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:59,541
2300 hours.
Corporal Teddy duchamp stands guard.

906
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:06,005
No sign of the enemy.
The fort is secure.

907
00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:09,429
Chris: Shut up, Teddy,
and keep your eyes peeled.

908
00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:21,854
- Teddy, cut it out, okay?
- Vern: I'm trying to sleep.

909
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:27,029
The dogfaces rested easy

910
00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:29,783
in the knowledge that
corporal Teddy duchamp

911
00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:33,161
was protecting all
that was dear to them.

912
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:34,287
Chris: Teddy.

913
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:09,218
It should have been you, Gordon.

914
00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:13,724
Are you okay?

915
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:15,760
Huh?

916
00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,186
You were dreaming.

917
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,400
I didn't cry at Denny's funeral.

918
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,039
I miss him, Chris.

919
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,166
I really miss him.

920
00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:43,037
I know.

921
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,379
Go back to sleep.

922
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:32,965
Maybe you could go
into the college courses with me.

923
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,796
That'll be the day.

924
00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:37,595
Why not? You're smart enough.

925
00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:39,142
They won't let me.

926
00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:42,638
What do you mean?

927
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:46,396
It's the way that people think
of my family in this town.

928
00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:47,851
It's the way they think of me.

929
00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:50,688
I'm just one of those
low-life chambers kids.

930
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,272
That's not true.

931
00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:54,275
Oh, it is.

932
00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:58,487
No one even asked me
if I took the milk money that time.

933
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,831
I just got a three-day vacation.

934
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,546
Did you take it?

935
00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:11,501
Yeah, I took it. You knew I took it.

936
00:57:12,137 --> 00:57:13,718
Teddy knew I took it.

937
00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,429
Everyone knew I took it.

938
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:18,427
Even vern knew it, I think.

939
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,431
But maybe I was sorry,
and I tried to give it back.

940
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,729
You tried to give it back?

941
00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:30,986
Maybe, just maybe.

942
00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:34,448
And maybe I took it
to old lady Simons and told her,

943
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,070
and the money was all there.

944
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:39,824
But I still got a three-day vacation,
because it never showed up.

945
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,409
And maybe the next week, old lady Simons

946
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,867
had this brand new skirt on
when she came to school.

947
00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:48,329
Yeah! Yeah, it was brown
and had dots on it.

948
00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:49,423
Yeah.

949
00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:51,965
So let's just say
that I stole the milk money,

950
00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:54,293
but old lady Simons
stole it back from me.

951
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,092
Just suppose that I told this story.

952
00:57:57,516 --> 00:58:00,599
Me, Chris chambers,
kid brother to eyeball chambers.

953
00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:02,677
Do you think that anyone
would have believed it?

954
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:03,931
No.

955
00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:05,683
And do you think that that bitch

956
00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:07,001
would have dared tried
something like that

957
00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:08,503
if it'd been one of those douche bags

958
00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:10,609
from up on the view,
if they had taken the money?

959
00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:12,527
- No way.
- Hell, no.

960
00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:14,024
But, with me...

961
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:22,826
I'm sure she had her eye
on that skirt for a long time.

962
00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:26,033
Anyway, she saw her chance
and she took it.

963
00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:30,082
I was the stupid one
for even trying to give it back.

964
00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:39,262
I just never thought...

965
00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:43,888
I never thought that a teacher...

966
00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,730
Oh, who gives a fuck anyway?

967
00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:56,897
I just wish

968
00:58:57,784 --> 00:59:01,572
that I could go someplace
where nobody knows me.

969
00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:15,090
I guess I'm just a pussy, huh?

970
00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:17,800
No way, man.

971
01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:06,095
Gordie:
The freight woke up the other guys

972
01:00:06,186 --> 01:00:09,269
and it was on the tip of my tongue
to tell them about the deer,

973
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:10,596
but I didn't.

974
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:14,148
That was the one thing I kept to myself.

975
01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:17,314
I've never spoken or written of it
until just now.

976
01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:23,742
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

977
01:00:23,829 --> 01:00:24,944
whoa-oh-oh-oh

978
01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:28,030
jeez, gordie, how come
you didn't get some breakfast stuff

979
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:31,083
like twinkies, and pez, and root beer?

980
01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:34,786
Sorry, vern. I guess a more experienced
shopper could've gotten more

981
01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:36,746
for your seven cents.

982
01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:41,714
Gordie: With our stomachs rumbling,
we pressed on toward the royal river.

983
01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:46,883
The reality of ray brower was growing,
and kept us moving despite the heat.

984
01:00:48,103 --> 01:00:51,266
For me, the idea
of seeing that kid's dead body

985
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:53,722
was starting to become an obsession.

986
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,531
Chris: Gentlemen, the royal.

987
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,787
God, the tracks go way out of the way.

988
01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:16,712
If we cut across this field right here,
we'll be there in an hour.

989
01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:20,294
I think we should stick to the tracks.

990
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:22,341
I say we go across the field.

991
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,214
Gordie?

992
01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:26,679
- Yeah.
- Let's go.

993
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:30,183
Take no prisoners!

994
01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:34,388
Hey, you guys,
it's a lot safer if we, uh...

995
01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,149
Teddy: Come on, men.
Let's take on the...

996
01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:40,568
Vern: You don't know
what's in those woods.

997
01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:45,532
- Teddy: Let's go. We're gonna get...
- Hey, you guys, wait up for me!

998
01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:53,102
Yip yip yip yip yip yip

999
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:54,616
sha na na na, sha na na na na

1000
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,292
Ace, I gotta tell you something,

1001
01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,179
but you gotta swear
on your mother's good name

1002
01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,671
that you won't tell anybody.

1003
01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:00,873
You got it, pal.

1004
01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:06,504
Billy: Hey, eyeball,
you know that brower kid?

1005
01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:08,255
Eyeball: What about him?

1006
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,965
I could tell you something about him,

1007
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,829
but you gotta swear
on your mother's good name

1008
01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:13,138
you ain't gonna tell nobody.

1009
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,811
Gordie: Billy and Charlie had managed

1010
01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:17,856
to keep their enormous secret
for about 36 hours.

1011
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,808
A personal record for both of them.

1012
01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:24,067
By noon, Ace and eyeball had told
their secret to everybody in the gang.

1013
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:25,488
I guess for those guys,

1014
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,317
protecting their mother's good name
wasn't a top priority.

1015
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:32,074
Hey, listen, Ace. Uh...
Maybe me and Charlie shouldn't go.

1016
01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:34,622
Yeah, maybe you could go without us.

1017
01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:38,452
You guys are acting like
my grandmother having a conniption fit.

1018
01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:39,911
I don't see your problem.

1019
01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:42,088
We go up with a whole bunch
of fishing gear,

1020
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,819
and if a cop asks us
what we're doing there,

1021
01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,334
"we're just here to take
a couple of steelhead out of the river

1022
01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:47,919
"and look what we found."

1023
01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:50,972
Yeah, come on, man,
we're gonna be famous.

1024
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:54,051
We're gonna be on every radio
and TV show in the country.

1025
01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:56,185
I still don't think we should go.

1026
01:02:56,690 --> 01:02:59,272
Okay. Okay.

1027
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:01,645
You've stated your position clearly.

1028
01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,814
Now, I'm gonna state mine.

1029
01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:06,855
Get in the fucking car. Now!

1030
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:08,486
- Let's go.
- Eyeball: Yeah, let's go.

1031
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:25,173
- I hate this shortcut.
- "I hate this shortcut."

1032
01:03:27,679 --> 01:03:30,466
You flinched! Two for flinching.

1033
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,017
But you flinched.

1034
01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:38,265
I know. Two for flinching.

1035
01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:00,743
How are we supposed to get across this?

1036
01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:03,453
- We use you as a raft.
- Very funny.

1037
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,092
Hey, you know, it's not that deep.
We can walk across.

1038
01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:29,313
I told you we should have stuck
to the tracks.

1039
01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:34,906
Is it me, or are you
the world's biggest pussy?

1040
01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:37,780
I suppose this is fun for you.

1041
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,165
No, but this is.

1042
01:04:42,587 --> 01:04:43,872
Want some more?

1043
01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:47,414
- Vern: Stop it, come on!
- Come on, Teddy, act your age.

1044
01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:48,589
This is my age.

1045
01:04:48,676 --> 01:04:51,509
I'm in the prime of my youth,
and I'll only be young once.

1046
01:04:51,596 --> 01:04:54,429
Yeah, but you're going to be stupid
for the rest of your life.

1047
01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:56,177
- Ha! Rank-out!
- Oh, that's it, chambers.

1048
01:04:56,267 --> 01:04:58,178
You just signed your own death warrant.

1049
01:04:58,269 --> 01:04:59,759
You die, chambers!

1050
01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:06,102
Teddy: Get him! Get vern!

1051
01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:10,028
- Vern tessio dies!
- Vern: No, Teddy, you're gonna die!

1052
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:16,405
Hey, where do you think
you're going, lachance?

1053
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,361
- Teddy: Yeah, lachance?
- Come on, you guys.

1054
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:20,239
Pile on!

1055
01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,620
Come on, you guys.
I don't wanna do this.

1056
01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:24,871
Chris: Pile on!

1057
01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:25,998
Get off!

1058
01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:30,545
- Sleeper hold. Sleeper hold.
- Stop it. I'm serious.

1059
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:33,217
No one gets out of a sleeper hold.

1060
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:35,260
Vern, there's something on your neck.

1061
01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:37,430
Yeah, right, I'm not falling
for that one, lachance.

1062
01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:39,553
No, vern,
there is something on your neck.

1063
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:41,680
It's a leech. Leeches!

1064
01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:43,345
Oh, my god!

1065
01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,108
Leeches. Leeches.

1066
01:05:49,904 --> 01:05:51,144
Jesus Christ!

1067
01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:52,528
Oh, my god!

1068
01:05:57,537 --> 01:05:58,868
Get them off!

1069
01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,778
Vern: They're on me!

1070
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,310
Chris: Gordie, man,
there's some on your back.

1071
01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:04,334
Gordie: Get them off!

1072
01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,139
Teddy: Oh, my god!
They're all over my legs!

1073
01:06:07,088 --> 01:06:08,703
Are there any on mine, man?

1074
01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,145
Oh, Chris.

1075
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:31,893
Oh, shit, Chris.

1076
01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:35,780
Oh, shit, man.

1077
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,758
Gordie, man, are you okay?

1078
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,174
- Can you hear me?
- Teddy: Okay.

1079
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,430
Chris: Gordie, are you there?

1080
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,095
Vern: Maybe he's dead.

1081
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,431
He's not dead.
He's still breathing, you idiot.

1082
01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:10,561
Well, I don't know.

1083
01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:13,359
Hey, just cool it, you guys.
He just fainted.

1084
01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:14,905
Gordie?

1085
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,909
God, I never met anybody
who fainted before.

1086
01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:25,159
Maybe he made a bad mistake
and looked at your face.

1087
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,706
Shut up, Teddy.

1088
01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,537
You okay, gordie?

1089
01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:31,494
- Yeah.
- Chris: Let's go.

1090
01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:39,218
Chris: Maybe we should take gordie back.

1091
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:42,092
Teddy: Oh, great, chambers,
now you're turning pussy, too!

1092
01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:43,619
Chris: What's your problem, duchamp?

1093
01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:45,679
He had a leech hanging from his balls.
He fainted.

1094
01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,039
Teddy: What are you? His mother?

1095
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:48,678
Chris: Eat shit.
Teddy: You eat shit!

1096
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:49,933
Vern: Hey, hey, hey!

1097
01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:52,606
I think Chris is right. Let's go back.

1098
01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,525
What a surprise!

1099
01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:56,694
The king of the pussies wants
to go back, too.

1100
01:07:56,781 --> 01:07:58,692
- Stop calling me that.
- What, "pussy?"

1101
01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:00,423
- Stop it! Stop it!
- Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!

1102
01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:02,358
You four-eyed psycho!

1103
01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:03,943
Get off me!

1104
01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:08,323
Vern: Two for flinching. Do you like it?
Do you like it? Two for flinching.

1105
01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:09,853
- Stop it.
Vern: You like it, huh, Teddy?

1106
01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:13,040
- Chris: Come on, you guys. Break it up.
- Stop it. Stop it!

1107
01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:23,546
I'm not going back.

1108
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:30,811
- Idiot.
- Shut up! Retard.

1109
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,727
Gordie: At the time, I didn't know why

1110
01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:40,029
I needed to see that body so badly.

1111
01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:43,738
Even if no one had followed me,
I would have gone on alone.

1112
01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:48,829
Take out the papers and the trash

1113
01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:53,121
or you don't get no spendin' cash

1114
01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:59,958
no way, Ace! Not this time, man. No way!

1115
01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:02,840
- Go for it, Vince. Go for it.
- You want to race? Oh, yeah?

1116
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,766
Oh, my god, I got him. I got him.

1117
01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:20,437
You are history, guy. History!

1118
01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:22,817
- Fall back, Ace.
- Come on, don't fuck around.

1119
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:29,362
- Jesus Christ, Ace! Fall back, man!
- What are you doing?

1120
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,492
Charlie: Ace, fall back, man!

1121
01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:35,918
We're gonna die!

1122
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,509
Shit, man! Shit!

1123
01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,135
I won.

1124
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:54,604
Eyeball: You let him beat you,
you cock-knocker.

1125
01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:06,441
Coming through the woods,
I bet we saved over an hour.

1126
01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:11,074
Teddy? Yeah?

1127
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,199
Is this the back Harlow road?

1128
01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:16,753
Yeah.

1129
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:19,329
The brower kid must be
around here someplace.

1130
01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:21,790
Teddy, you and vern
watch the left side of the tracks.

1131
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:24,045
- We'll take the right.
- All right.

1132
01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:39,728
Vern: There he is! I see him! Look!

1133
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,980
Look over there! I see him! I see him!

1134
01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:46,898
Gordie: None of us could breathe.

1135
01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:50,781
Somewhere under those bushes
was the rest of ray brower.

1136
01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:05,883
The train had knocked ray brower
out of his keds,

1137
01:11:05,970 --> 01:11:08,882
just like it had knocked the life
out of his body.

1138
01:11:08,973 --> 01:11:10,008
Jesus.

1139
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,804
Gordie: The kid wasn't sick.

1140
01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,101
The kid wasn't sleeping.

1141
01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,474
The kid was dead.

1142
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:36,330
Chris: Let's look
for some long branches.

1143
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:37,657
We'll build him a stretcher.

1144
01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:52,053
Gordie?

1145
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:02,481
Why did you have to die?

1146
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,063
Vern: What's the matter with gordie?

1147
01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:06,394
Chris: Nothing.

1148
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:09,289
Why don't you guys just go over there
and look for some branches, okay?

1149
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,360
Okay.

1150
01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:24,246
Why did he have to die, Chris?

1151
01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:29,084
Why did Denny have to die? Why?

1152
01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:31,878
I don't know.

1153
01:12:33,641 --> 01:12:35,973
- It should have been me.
- Don't say that.

1154
01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:38,722
- It should have been me.
- Don't say that, man.

1155
01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:43,982
I'm no good.
My dad said it. I'm no good.

1156
01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:45,649
He doesn't know you.

1157
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:48,144
He hates me.

1158
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:49,729
He doesn't hate you.

1159
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:52,572
- He hates me.
- No.

1160
01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:54,400
He just doesn't know you.

1161
01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:57,491
He hates me. My dad hates me.

1162
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,825
He hates me. Oh, god.

1163
01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:28,271
You're gonna be
a great writer someday, gordie.

1164
01:13:29,822 --> 01:13:34,156
You might even write about us guys,
if you ever get hard up for material.

1165
01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:55,966
I guess I'd have to be
pretty hard up, huh?

1166
01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:58,968
Yeah.

1167
01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:04,262
Ace: What the fuck
do you know about this?

1168
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:08,023
Son of a bitch! My little brother.

1169
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:14,401
You wasn't planning on taking
the body from us, was you, boys?

1170
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,616
Chris: You get away, man.

1171
01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:19,576
We found him. We got dibs.

1172
01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:23,953
Aw, we better start running, eyeball.
They got dibs.

1173
01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:26,326
We earned him, man.
You guys came in a car.

1174
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,001
That's not fair. He's ours.

1175
01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:30,250
"That's not fair. He's ours."

1176
01:14:30,508 --> 01:14:32,044
Well, not anymore.

1177
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:35,547
There are four of us, eyeball.
You just make your move.

1178
01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,503
Oh, we will. Don't you worry.

1179
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:45,348
Vern, you little son of a whore.

1180
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:48,727
- You was under the porch.
- No. No, I swear it wasn't me.

1181
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,354
You little keyhole-peeping bung.

1182
01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:52,124
I ought to beat
the living shit out of you.

1183
01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:00,822
You guys have two choices.

1184
01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:04,705
You either leave quietly
and we take the body

1185
01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:08,076
or you stay
and we beat the shit out of you.

1186
01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,085
And we take the body.

1187
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,163
Besides, me and Billy found him first.

1188
01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:14,123
Yeah, vern told us how you found him.

1189
01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:17,631
"Oh, Billy,
I wish we'd never boosted that car."

1190
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,838
"Oh, Billy, I think I just turned

1191
01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,692
"my fruit of the looms
into a fudge factory."

1192
01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:24,217
- That's it. Your ass is grass!
- Hold it.

1193
01:15:27,732 --> 01:15:29,893
Okay, chambers, you little faggot.

1194
01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:31,599
This is your last chance.

1195
01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:34,560
What do you say, kid?

1196
01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:39,065
Why don't you go home
and fuck your mother some more?

1197
01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:44,954
You're dead.

1198
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:47,615
Come on, Chris, let's split.

1199
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:50,372
Chris: They're not taking him.
Teddy: Come on, man, this is crazy.

1200
01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:52,920
- They're not taking him.
- He's got a knife, man.

1201
01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:55,418
Ace, come on, man.

1202
01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:02,338
You're gonna have to kill me, Ace.

1203
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:03,840
No problem.

1204
01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:21,148
You're not taking him.
Nobody's taking him.

1205
01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:26,613
Come on, kid, just give me the gun
before you take your foot off.

1206
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:30,658
You ain't got the sack
to shoot a woodchuck.

1207
01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:33,244
Don't move, Ace.

1208
01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,290
I'll kill you. I swear to god.

1209
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,881
Come on, lachance, give me the gun.

1210
01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:47,342
You must have at least some
of your brother's good sense.

1211
01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:56,234
Suck my fat one,
you cheap dime-store hood.

1212
01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:04,942
What are you going to do, shoot us all?

1213
01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:08,328
No, Ace, just you.

1214
01:17:18,843 --> 01:17:20,799
We're gonna get you for this.

1215
01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:23,427
Maybe you will and maybe you won't.

1216
01:17:24,014 --> 01:17:25,299
Oh, we will.

1217
01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:41,486
We're not gonna forget this,
if that's what you're thinking.

1218
01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:44,030
This is big time, baby.

1219
01:18:01,135 --> 01:18:02,796
"Suck my fat one?"

1220
01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:06,928
Whoever told you
you had a fat one, lachance?

1221
01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:10,466
Biggest one in four counties.

1222
01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:12,559
Yeah.

1223
01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:30,361
Are we gonna take him?

1224
01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:31,869
No.

1225
01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:35,582
But we came all this way.

1226
01:18:36,670 --> 01:18:38,251
We were supposed to be heroes.

1227
01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:41,877
Not this way, Teddy.

1228
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:47,173
Chris, give me a hand.

1229
01:18:49,934 --> 01:18:52,175
Gordie: Ray brower's body was found,

1230
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:55,386
but neither our gang
nor their gang got the credit.

1231
01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:56,895
In the end, we decided

1232
01:18:56,982 --> 01:19:00,065
that an anonymous phone call
was the best thing to do.

1233
01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:07,489
We headed home.

1234
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:10,363
And although many thoughts
raced through our minds,

1235
01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,115
we barely spoke.

1236
01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:19,042
We walked through the night
and made it back to castle rock

1237
01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:22,121
a little past five o'clock
on Sunday morning,

1238
01:19:22,216 --> 01:19:23,877
the day before labor day.

1239
01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:29,136
We'd only been gone two days
but somehow the town seemed different.

1240
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,096
Smaller.

1241
01:19:48,158 --> 01:19:49,398
Well...

1242
01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:51,192
See you in school.

1243
01:19:52,579 --> 01:19:55,195
Yeah. Yeah.

1244
01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:57,038
See you in junior high.

1245
01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:12,181
A penny.

1246
01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:22,727
Well, guys, I better get home

1247
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,025
before my mom puts me
on the ten most wanted list.

1248
01:20:33,871 --> 01:20:34,871
Hey, Chris?

1249
01:20:36,206 --> 01:20:37,867
No hard feelings, okay?

1250
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:40,032
No way, man.

1251
01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:48,416
Gun, will travel
reads the card of a man

1252
01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:53,508
a knight without armor
in a savage land

1253
01:20:54,391 --> 01:20:58,555
his fast gun for hire
heeds the calling wind

1254
01:21:04,568 --> 01:21:07,856
Gordie: As time went on, we saw less
and less of Teddy and vern

1255
01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:12,190
until eventually they became
just two more faces in the halls.

1256
01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:13,907
It happens sometimes.

1257
01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:17,570
Friends come in and out of your life
like busboys in a restaurant.

1258
01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:22,078
I heard that vern got married
out of high school, had four kids,

1259
01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:25,829
and is now the forklift operator
at the arsenault lumber yard.

1260
01:21:25,923 --> 01:21:28,539
Teddy tried several times
to get into the army,

1261
01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:30,340
but his eyes and his ear kept him out.

1262
01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,713
Last I'd heard,
he'd spent some time in jail

1263
01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:35,672
and was now doing odd jobs
around castle rock.

1264
01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:47,141
I'm never gonna get out
of this town, am I, gordie?

1265
01:21:48,862 --> 01:21:51,023
You can do anything you want, man.

1266
01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:55,278
Yeah, sure.

1267
01:22:03,877 --> 01:22:05,242
Give me some skin.

1268
01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:16,136
I'll see you.

1269
01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:17,929
Not if I see you first.

1270
01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:24,306
Gordie: Chris did get out.

1271
01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:26,688
He enrolled
in the college courses with me.

1272
01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:30,313
And although it was haraq,
he gutted it out like he always did.

1273
01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:33,483
He went on to college
and eventually became a lawyer.

1274
01:22:34,241 --> 01:22:36,948
Last week, he entered
a fast-food restaurant.

1275
01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:40,194
Just ahead of him,
two men got into an argument.

1276
01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:42,120
One of them pulled a knife.

1277
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:44,448
Chris, who had always made
the best peace,

1278
01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:45,578
tried to break it up.

1279
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,123
He was stabbed in the throat.

1280
01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:50,329
He died almost instantly.

1281
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:12,392
Dad, can we go now?

1282
01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:16,526
- You ready?
- Yeah, we've been ready for an hour.

1283
01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,409
Okay, I'll be right there.

1284
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:23,453
He said that a half hour ago.

1285
01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:26,623
Gordie's son: Yeah, my dad's weird.
He gets like that when he's writing.

1286
01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:31,601
When the night has come

1287
01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:35,859
and the land is dark

1288
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:41,525
and the moon is the only light we'll see

1289
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:47,529
no, I won't be afraid

1290
01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:51,663
oh, I won't be afraid

1291
01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:55,838
just as long as you stand

1292
01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:58,210
stand by me

1293
01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:03,262
so darlin', darlin', stand by me

1294
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:07,591
oh, stand by me

1295
01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:10,143
oh, stand

1296
01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:15,187
stand by me, stand by me

1297
01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:19,896
if the sky that we look upon

1298
01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:23,941
should tumble and fall

1299
01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:29,531
or the mountains should crumble
to the sea

1300
01:25:32,002 --> 01:25:35,460
I won't cry, I won't cry

1301
01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:39,540
no, I won't shed a tear

1302
01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:43,761
just as long as you stand

1303
01:25:43,847 --> 01:25:45,838
stand by me

1304
01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:51,185
and darlin', darlin', stand by me

1305
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:55,473
oh, stand by me

1306
01:25:55,942 --> 01:25:58,058
whoa, stand now

1307
01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:02,775
stand by me, stand by me

1308
01:26:34,690 --> 01:26:39,229
Darlin', darlin', stand by me

1309
01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:43,312
oh, stand by me

1310
01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:46,023
oh, stand

1311
01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:50,820
stand by me, stand by me

1312
01:26:51,748 --> 01:26:55,741
if the sky that we look upon

1313
01:26:57,170 --> 01:26:59,331
should tumble and fall

1314
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:05,376
or the mountains should crumble
to the sea

1315
01:27:07,764 --> 01:27:11,131
I won't cry, I won't cry

1316
01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:15,560
no, I won't shed a tear

1317
01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:19,599
just as long as you stand

1318
01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:21,308
stand by me

1319
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:27,197
and darlin', darlin', stand by me

1320
01:27:27,284 --> 01:27:31,197
oh, stand by me

1321
01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:33,745
whoa, stand now

1322
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:38,496
stand by me, stand by me

1323
01:28:10,494 --> 01:28:15,079
Darlin', darlin', stand by me

1324
01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:19,078
oh, stand by me

1325
01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:21,534
oh, stand

1326
01:28:22,881 --> 01:28:25,714
stand by me, stand by me