1 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,475 Oh, God, I think I've got an ace in the hole. 2 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:19,644 Okay, well, it's not exactly the most practical ensemble. 3 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:21,562 Practical doesn't get you press. 4 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,190 I need something that gives Madison Square Garden headliner 5 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,859 and also timeless, humble sex icon. 6 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,361 Hmm, I always wondered 7 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,862 what Machiavelli would have been like 8 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,198 if he'd been warped by boomer misogyny. 9 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:36,536 Ladies and gentlemen, Nico Hayes, 10 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,705 the Palmetto's newest artist in residency. 11 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,919 I know it's, like, obvious to say that 12 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,879 an international rock star is hot, 13 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,714 but, like, he's hot. 14 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,007 Deborah. Hi. 15 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,509 Would you like to do the carpet? 16 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,177 Oh, me? 17 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,556 I'm... I'm kind of shy, but sure, I'll try it. 18 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,868 So how are you feeling about Marty's wedding? 19 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,203 Oh. 20 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,371 Oh, it's kind of like a colonoscopy. 21 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,372 They happen every five years. 22 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,748 They're a pain in the ass, 23 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,125 but I'm passed out for most of it. 24 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,460 Deborah, looking aces. 25 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,254 - Bonsoir. - Hi. 26 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,214 Oh, my gosh, we were just talking about your big day. 27 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,591 Ah, yeah. 28 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,092 Well, Victoria wanted to keep it small, 29 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,928 but I said, baby, this might be my last one. 30 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,179 Let's blow it out. 31 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,389 Might? 32 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,557 Oh, nothing says love 33 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:40,891 like a subjunctive verb. 34 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,020 Congratulations on your show 35 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,354 at Madison Square Garden. 36 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,439 Oh, thank you. 37 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,149 I miss New York. 38 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,276 To be young again. 39 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,236 I just can't picture you young. 40 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:53,571 Oh. 41 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,197 So sorry. 42 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,241 I have to go say bonjour to the mini cheeseburgers. 43 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,618 I'll see you guys. 44 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,077 She calls the mini because that way, 45 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,663 it seems normal when she eats five. 46 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,750 Oh, sorry. 47 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,543 Uh, you can have it. 48 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,919 - Oh. - Yeah, totally. 49 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,880 Thank you. Really appreciate it. 50 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,423 I live with a woman who doesn't believe in 51 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,717 having snacks in the house, so I needed this. 52 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,302 You got it. I love the tie. 53 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,637 Very cool. 54 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,971 Thank you. 55 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,598 Um, I got it at the men's section 56 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,266 at the Ross Dress for Less on the strip. 57 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,602 - Oh, never been. - Oh, you must go. 58 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,771 Okay, I'll check it out. 59 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,606 Uh, you might want to avert your eyes. 60 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:29,940 I'm gonna eat this really fast. 61 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,275 I kind of want to watch. 62 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,610 Okay, freak. 63 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,656 Oh, my God. - Mmm. 64 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,407 You think they'd let me play blackjack in this thing? 65 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,326 - Oh, Deborah. - Mm-mm. 66 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,952 Yes. This dress? 67 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,663 Marty, no scotch? 68 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,248 No, I need to stay sharp for these young VC guys 69 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,875 who just bought the Palmetto Group. 70 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,336 They're obsessed with hitting their macros 71 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,629 and biohacking. 72 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,005 There's so many new terms 73 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,340 for eating disorders these days. 74 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,341 Literally. 75 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,467 So what are they like? 76 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,511 They're young. Great guys. 77 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,638 They're, uh... what do they call it? 78 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,181 Strategically editing, 79 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,974 meaning they're offloading properties, 80 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,643 like the Paradiso downtown. 81 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,977 - What? - No, that... 82 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,437 that casino's legendary. 83 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,439 My grandma lost her retirement there. 84 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,440 I mean, it should be protected 85 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,692 as a historical landmark. 86 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,984 I agree, 87 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,028 but it's above my pay grade now. 88 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,364 Okay, they're coming this way. I gotta go. 89 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,074 Marcus, what's a cool app I can bring up? 90 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,327 Um, Chase Mobile banking? 91 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,995 Okay. 92 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,789 - Hi, Deborah. Nico is a huge fan. 93 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,166 He's wondering if you have a moment to meet him. 94 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,669 - Oh, certainly. - Okay, great. 95 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,838 Excuse me, fellas. 96 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,048 I almost wore that. 97 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,468 So first she dates Jim Carrey in "The Mask"... green... 98 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,178 and then Fiona's dating Shrek... green. 99 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,139 I'm going, what is happening here? 100 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,974 Are you saying that Cameron Diaz has a green guy fetish? 101 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,559 I'm not saying she has a fetish, 102 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,852 but I'm saying if it happens again, 103 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,520 then something's afoot. 104 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,938 Isn't she in "The Green Hornet"? 105 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,523 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God. 106 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,233 This goes all the way to the top. 107 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,362 - Sorry, one second. Um... oh. 108 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,530 No, I have to go. 109 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,531 Oh. 110 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,074 Sorry. 111 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,075 It was nice meeting you. 112 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,244 You too. Yeah. 113 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,829 See ya. 114 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,706 Uh, okay, I'm sorry. 115 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:11,167 Um, I think you're really cute. 116 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,377 Uh, do you want to get a drink sometime? 117 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,879 Yeah, yeah. 118 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,380 Yeah. 119 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,882 I've said it enough times. Yes. 120 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,176 Okay, but I... 121 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,595 I feel like I need to be up-front with you, 122 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,888 because it's been kind of an issue 123 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,556 in the past with dating. 124 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,057 Um... 125 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,602 I'm a sex worker. 126 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,395 - That is awesome. - Really? 127 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,438 Yeah, really. 128 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,898 That is totally rocking. 129 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,232 For sure. Oh, my God. 130 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,193 I've been saying sex work is work forever. 131 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,736 I... I wasn't the first one to say it, 132 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,404 but I was definitely in the first thousand. 133 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,947 Okay. Then... 134 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,240 - Cool. - Cool. Yeah. 135 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,617 Um, do you want to... 136 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,952 Yeah, yeah, I'll put my number in. 137 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,454 Oh, and, um, I... 138 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:51,248 I should be up-front with you as well. 139 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,417 I am a comedy writer, 140 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,794 and that has been an issue for me 141 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,128 when it comes to dating, 142 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,506 just because we can be annoying. 143 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,174 - Damn. - So... 144 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,092 You were almost perfect. 145 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,177 Excited to meet you. 146 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,637 Right this way. 147 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,514 Nico, this is Deborah. 148 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,932 Deborah, Nico. - Hi. 149 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,892 - Hi. - It is so nice to meet you. 150 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,435 I've been a huge fan since you did... 151 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,937 Oh, please, if you're gonna name an event 152 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,063 that happened after 1990, 153 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,606 don't finish that sentence. 154 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,775 Fair enough, but it's nice to meet someone 155 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,735 who I admire so much in person. 156 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,446 Well, it's nice to meet a fellow Lancôme ambassador. 157 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,658 And congratulations on your residency. 158 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,117 Thank you. Thank you. 159 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,118 You know, I wouldn't be doing any of this 160 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,537 if it wasn't for you. 161 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:30,788 Oh, come on. 162 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:31,872 Seriously. 163 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,290 Before you did a residency, 164 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,459 Vegas was just magicians and acrobats. 165 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:39,129 You made it cool for artists. 166 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,130 Yeah, I know my... 167 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,591 Oh, don't say history. 168 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,094 Icons. 169 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,638 Thank you. 170 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:48,764 Welcome to Vegas. 171 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,349 Thanks. 172 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,600 Can we get a picture? 173 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,352 - Yeah. - Thank you. 174 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:06,532 Change "disassociating" to "reclining elegantly." 175 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,285 And change "sweatpants" to "cashmere slacks." 176 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,829 Okay, so in Singapore, you were so depressed, 177 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:14,707 you were reclining elegantly in cashmere slacks? 178 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,500 Yeah, that's how I remember it. 179 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,501 Me too. 180 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,836 - Oh. - Great. 181 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,005 - It's Jimmy. Hello, hello. - Hello. 182 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,382 So I got a very interesting request. 183 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,218 Nico Hayes's publicist called and said that Nico 184 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,053 would love to take you out to dinner. 185 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,680 - Oh. - Yeah. 186 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:30,848 There are photos of you guys from last night 187 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,016 that are breaking the internet. 188 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,225 I mean, not literally, 189 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,020 though my Wi-Fi is slow today. 190 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,688 Anyway, there's already a hashtag. 191 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,064 People are calling you guys "Nicorah." 192 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,941 Oh, how interesting. 193 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,319 I do want to flag that I'm not pressuring you in any way 194 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,030 into any sort of sexual situation. 195 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,197 It's very important to me that 196 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,866 you have your own private, 197 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,409 intimate, sensual life 198 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,660 and that I have no influence over that. 199 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:52,995 And as a matter of safety, 200 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,997 I am recording this conversation. 201 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,374 Jimmy, he's not asking me out on a real date. 202 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,584 He's just trying to get attention 203 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,210 for his new residency. 204 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,463 It's a PR stunt date and very shrewd of him. 205 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,214 And since I'm still bound and gagged, 206 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,966 I need all the free publicity I can get. 207 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,718 So yeah, tell her I'm in. 208 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,929 - Okay, great. You two can talk shop, 209 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,096 performer to performer. 210 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,473 You know what I always say. 211 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,767 Stars, they're just like each other. 212 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,352 Oh, while I have you, do you want to be 213 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,062 a guest on a "Xena" rewatch podca... hello? 214 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,732 - I have a fake date. - I know. 215 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:22,942 You take every call on speakerphone 216 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,360 directly next to your head. 217 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,952 With these beams removed, this ceiling just opens up. 218 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,286 It smells like dust. 219 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,996 You know, I hate it when you say 220 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,581 we're going to the gym, and then you just bring me 221 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:38,958 on a tour of some old-ass building. 222 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,709 I've only done that three times. 223 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,252 Besides, this is different... they're gonna tear down 224 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,713 one of the only historic casinos left in Vegas. 225 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,049 I mean, with a little work, this could be such a cool space 226 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,968 for people who want to stay somewhere different, 227 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,594 like what the Ace did in Palm Springs. 228 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,388 Mm, I love the slippers there... 229 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,639 like a blowjob for the feet. 230 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,265 Okay. 231 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,226 So you want me to go around knocking on walls? 232 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,103 Yeah, but in a real masc way. 233 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,771 Trust me, it prevents price gouging. 234 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:01,939 - Oh. - Here she comes. 235 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,857 Hi. I'm so sorry I'm late. 236 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,693 I thought I found a lump in my breast. 237 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,112 It turned out it was a dried wasabi pea in my bra. 238 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,488 Hi. Meredith. - Marcus. 239 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,823 - Hi. - And that's such good news. 240 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,367 Wow. 241 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,619 Well, you like what you see? 242 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,121 I... I really do. 243 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,789 I think this is such a special property, 244 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,290 and I would hate to see it turn into a parking lot. 245 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,959 I agree completely. 246 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,129 We are on the same page. 247 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,463 What, are you, 6'2"? 248 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:27,923 Uh, 6'4". 249 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,508 Oh, my God. 250 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,051 My ex, 5'5". 251 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,554 It was like walking around with a Minion. 252 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,139 So I was, uh, going through the archives, 253 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,807 admiring the marble floors before the reno. 254 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,142 - Yeah. - Do you know 255 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,309 if they're still underneath the carpet? 256 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,978 - You know what? Here's my motto. 257 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,730 If they don't disclose, I don't stick my nose. 258 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,314 Okay, so I have no idea. 259 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:48,152 But for you, I might stick my nose somewhere. 260 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,820 - Okay. - All right, here's the deal. 261 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,196 I find you very attractive, 262 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,991 and I'd like you to take me out on Friday. 263 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,409 - Oh... - Okay? 264 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,078 Oh, that "clunkity-clunk"? 265 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,496 Oh. 266 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:00,831 That's a red flag, brother. 267 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,207 Um, I think we're gonna need, 268 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,876 like, another 10% off, probably. 269 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,003 - Who's this? - This is my friend Wilson. 270 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,047 He, uh, just came to check out the property with me. 271 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,424 So... 272 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,342 - Is this your boyfriend? - No. 273 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,844 I mean, we... we used to date, 274 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,846 but now we're just better off as friends. 275 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,306 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 276 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,058 - Oh, don't be. - I'm sorry. 277 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,726 Encroached on your territory. My bad. 278 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,144 Will you forgive me? - Yeah, you're good. 279 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,645 Okay, how about this? 280 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,022 Only thing better than a date this weekend 281 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,357 is two gay guys to hang out with. 282 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:28,859 Guacamole, chips. 283 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,486 Friday? - Um... 284 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,737 Do you want this fucking place or not? 285 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,030 Yes. 286 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,531 Let's go, girls! This way. 287 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,075 Let me show you upstairs. 288 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,201 Oh, wait. 289 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,452 It's this way. 290 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,207 Deborah? 291 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,250 I'm in my closet! 292 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,301 - Hey. - What's up? 293 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,762 Do you have a pair of tweezers I could borrow? 294 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,389 I've been waiting for this day. 295 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,891 Okay, are we going between the brows 296 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,892 or are we starting from the ground up, 297 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:02,976 with the big toe? 298 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,229 I have a splinter. 299 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,898 Thank you. 300 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,691 God, there is something so exciting 301 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,443 about getting ready for a date with a man. 302 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,237 Maybe it's the tiny threat of being killed 303 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,614 at the end of the night. 304 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,783 Well, mine's not really a date. 305 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,744 It's publicity, so it's more of a work function. 306 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,579 Why are you so sure it's not a real date? 307 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,081 Maybe he's legitimately into you. 308 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,415 Even if he was, I'm not into him. 309 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,583 He's not my type. 310 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,085 He's just too young and pretty. 311 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,545 I'm the pretty one. 312 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,130 Yeah. 313 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,548 Anyway, what are you gonna wear on your date? 314 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,591 Oh. 315 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,303 This. 316 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,139 Go ahead. 317 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,223 That looks like something 318 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,516 that my grandson would wear 319 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,976 so that he could poop out the back. 320 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,102 Oh, God, I wish. 321 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,645 That'd be so convenient. 322 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,022 All right, I'll text you after the date. 323 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,774 Oh... 324 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,859 Thanks. 325 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,026 Bye, girl. 326 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,281 - Hi, doll. How's my favorite paparazzo? 327 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,491 - Sensational. We still on for tonight? 328 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,034 - Oh, yeah. - "Daily Mail's" already 329 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,452 chomping at the bit for these pics. 330 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,663 - Great. I'd say get my good side, 331 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,165 but I've paid to have them both be good. 332 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,009 Hi. 333 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,635 Hello. 334 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,304 You look beautiful. 335 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,680 Ditto. 336 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,932 I think we have the same stylist. 337 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,268 Well, it looks better on you. 338 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,811 Good evening. 339 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,104 Hi. 340 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,439 - Cell phones. - I love it here. 341 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,523 They put a sticker on your camera 342 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,816 so nobody can take any photos. 343 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,193 It's discreet. It's private. 344 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,444 We can relax. 345 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,487 That's great. 346 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,073 I've been looking forward to this all day. 347 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,825 Me too. 348 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,202 Okay, follow me. 349 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,536 After you. 350 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,588 Oh, um, sorry. 351 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,131 I just want to clarify something. 352 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,175 Just FYI, I don't expect us to hook up tonight 353 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,676 just because you're a sex worker, 354 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,178 just like you wouldn't expect me to, like, 355 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,888 write a monologue joke for you. 356 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,515 Just saying, I don't expect you to blow my back out. 357 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,517 - Thank you. - Yeah. 358 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,020 But it's not work if you love what you do. 359 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,396 All right. Okay. 360 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,814 I love that. 361 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,858 But, um, in general, though, 362 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,653 that phrase is kind of like a capitalist propaganda message 363 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,488 to get people to, like, self-identify 364 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:23,325 with their labor output to amass more productive hours. 365 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,202 Wow. 366 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,704 Did you go to grad school? 367 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:32,209 That's the hottest thing anyone's ever said to me. 368 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,089 You knew Little Richard? 369 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,590 Knew him? 370 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,384 He offered me $5,000 to let him watch me pee. 371 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,552 No. 372 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:45,222 Oh, I would have done it, but he was just so overeager, 373 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,473 it just kind of took the fun out of it. 374 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,225 Oh, my God, that's insane. 375 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,561 So are you gonna have your parents 376 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,063 come see your show? 377 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,107 Um, no. 378 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,817 I'm not really close with my family. 379 00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:01,822 Um, I emancipated from my parents when I was 15. 380 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,407 - Really? - Yeah. 381 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,410 Um, my dad sold my homecoming photos 382 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:10,914 to E! News, and that was kind of the final straw. 383 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,207 Mm. 384 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,251 The press are fucking vultures. 385 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,128 When I saw those stories about you having a breakdown, 386 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,422 I knew it was bullshit. 387 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,923 Thank you. 388 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,972 So you just moved to Vegas, all on your own, 389 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,765 just to do shows every night? 390 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,310 Yeah, didn't you? 391 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:35,230 Yeah. 392 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,108 I don't mind doing things on my own. 393 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,944 Cutting ties with my parents was actually great for me. 394 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,072 I took control of my career. 395 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,409 It ended up being the best decision I ever made. 396 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,828 Good for you. 397 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,206 When I know what I want, 398 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,042 I don't hesitate. 399 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,050 Maybe I should have hesitated that time. 400 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,595 No, I just... 401 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,139 I was just gonna say, I'm exactly the same. 402 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,993 - Deborah, Deborah, right here. - Oh, no. Oh, God. 403 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,995 - Nico, right here. - Hey, back up. 404 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,872 Come on. Give us room. - Oh, no. 405 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,665 - Right here, right here. - Give her space. 406 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,209 I'm not saying it again. - I need space. 407 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,335 It's such a violation. 408 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,503 There's my girl right here. 409 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,504 What's wrong with you people? 410 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,464 Just leave us alone. 411 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,882 - There you go. Protect her. That's a good look. 412 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,509 Seriously, you're bottom feeders. 413 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,010 You're just... 414 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,428 why don't you get a real job? 415 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,930 Scum. 416 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,724 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 417 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,850 You love it. 418 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,352 Oh, unbelievable. 419 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,772 That's money. 420 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,025 So I am gonna see him again, 421 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,360 but not till the weekend, 422 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,778 'cause tomorrow night, 423 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,446 he's having sex with a married woman 424 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,365 while her husband watches from a recliner. 425 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,033 - Oh. - Really exciting. 426 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,535 And then Friday, he's having sex 427 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,536 with someone in a wheelchair. 428 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,537 Oh. 429 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,038 Which is so cool. 430 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,498 Sex work is so important. 431 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,333 Of course. 432 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,418 Oh, good. 433 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,129 You can talk to Deborah now. 434 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,381 Okay. 435 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,550 Hey. 436 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,555 You okay? 437 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,057 Oh, Ava. 438 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,767 You were right. 439 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,185 It was real. 440 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,355 Oh, my God. - And we... 441 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,065 we actually have so much in common. 442 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,943 I mean, he's sexy, and he's smart, 443 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,154 and... and he's funny, 444 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,739 and he just has a great sense of style! 445 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,408 He's just... oh, Ava. 446 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,409 What? 447 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,493 We made out! 448 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,663 Oh, my God! 449 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,457 Way to bury the lede. 450 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,125 You kissed a girly guy, and you liked it. 451 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,251 Oh! 452 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,419 Are you gonna see him again? 453 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,753 I hope so. 454 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,589 Ah! I have a good idea. 455 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,090 What? 456 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,425 Invite him to Marty's wedding. 457 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,759 - Oh, I couldn't. - Yes. 458 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,927 - Could I? - Of course you could. 459 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,180 You have a plus one, don't you? 460 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,307 Well, do... do you think he'd want to? 461 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,808 Yes! Yes! 462 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,809 Text him now. 463 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,810 Okay, okay. 464 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,729 Oh. 465 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,272 Okay. Oh! 466 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,273 He already texted me. 467 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,316 What? What did he say? 468 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,901 "I had a wonderful night. 469 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,486 Next time, we should get pumpkin soup!" 470 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:30,947 What? 471 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,616 Just pumpkin soup. 472 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,451 It was just this whole bit, and we were laughing. 473 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,787 How hard were you laughing? 474 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,915 - Oh, stop. All right. Tell me what I should say. 475 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,458 Okay, okay. 476 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,460 Um, "Had a wonderful night." Okay. "Me too." 477 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,171 And then be like, "Hey, going to this 478 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,007 "random-ass wedding next weekend. 479 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,176 Want to be my plus one?" - Want to be my plus one? 480 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,552 Yeah. Great. - Yeah. 481 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,803 Oh, my God. 482 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:54,971 - Okay, which emojis? - No. 483 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:55,972 No emojis. 484 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,307 No. 485 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,559 Okay, send. 486 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,978 Oh, okay. 487 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,647 See the little bubbles. He's texting back. 488 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,814 - He's texting back! - This man's on his phone. 489 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,816 Oh, my God. Ah! 490 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,529 Literally funny. 491 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,530 That's hilarious. 492 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,864 "Can I wear white?" 493 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,366 Really, really funny. 494 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,700 - I told you he was funny. - Oh, my God. 495 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,868 Oh, my God, he's in. 496 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,495 He's in! Oh, my God. 497 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,830 Okay, I gotta call Marty. - Oh, my God. 498 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,123 Wait. Right now? It's, like, midnight. 499 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,333 - It's ringing. - Okay. 500 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,506 Oh. 501 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,384 Oh, Deb. 502 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,718 You all right? - Hi, Marty. 503 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,136 I need to change my RSVP to your wedding. 504 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,471 I am bringing a guest after all. 505 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,847 He's this really hot, young guy, 506 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,307 and he's really funny too. 507 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,059 Oh, you know him. Nico Hayes. 508 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,519 Okay, that's fine. 509 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,688 Uh, uh, I'll tell the wedding planner. 510 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,022 Goodnight now. 511 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,649 Oh, Marty, can I bring a sex worker? 512 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,192 Yeah, sure. 513 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,403 Go ahead. Yeah. - Thank you. 514 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,365 Oh, my God! 515 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,543 Hi. 516 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,919 Hey. 517 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,963 So now you're a fan? 518 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,632 Huge. Hey, listen. 519 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,051 What do you think these lyrics are about? 520 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,261 - Um... - Oh, never mind. 521 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,762 I'll have Damien Google it. 522 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,264 You want some coffee? Tea? - Oh, no, no. 523 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,932 This will be quick. I just want to get 524 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,559 your advice on something. - Sure. 525 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,394 So after Marty told us about the Paradiso, 526 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,522 I went down and took a look. 527 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,025 I'm thinking about buying it. 528 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,943 I'm gonna renovate it, make it a cool boutique 529 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,403 hotel casino, since there's really nothing 530 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,738 like it left in the city. 531 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,740 Wow. That's interesting. 532 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,116 I've always loved that space. 533 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,076 - Oh, I know. The location is perfect. 534 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,453 Historical building. - Yeah. 535 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,954 Oh. 536 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,041 Honey, that... that's a huge undertaking. 537 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,751 I mean, you have to deal with the Gaming Commission, 538 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:50,920 the... the unions, the permits. 539 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:54,090 Plus, tourism is down, and there's a reason 540 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,010 there's no independent casinos anymore. 541 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,303 Ah, I don't know. 542 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,181 That's an awful big risk. 543 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,266 So you wouldn't? 544 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,310 If I were you, no. 545 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,354 Keep your money in an index and wait for a lower lift. 546 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,772 Oh, you're right. 547 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,939 You're right. 548 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,149 Thanks for the reality check. 549 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,442 Mm. 550 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,860 I mean, I could get a discount 551 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,278 if I sleep with the realtor. 552 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,780 Mm. Was he cute? 553 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,490 - He's a woman. - Oh. 554 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,450 - Yeah. - Sorry. 555 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,785 You know what else I found out about Nico? 556 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,286 Hmm? 557 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,621 He's a huge anti-bullying advocate. 558 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,955 Isn't that cool? 559 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,750 That could be an issue for you. 560 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,127 Oh, shut up. 561 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,426 I still can't believe you bought this whole place out. 562 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:44,516 Well, I wanted us to be free, to, you know... 563 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,851 To do whatever. 564 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,274 Mm. 565 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,487 So how was your first week of shows? 566 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,738 Oh, it was okay. 567 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,407 Just okay? 568 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,492 When I tour, I change up the set list. 569 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,203 And here, I'm doing the same exact show every night. 570 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,497 And, um, I'm just getting used to it. 571 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,166 Oh, yeah, I get it. 572 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,169 But just remember, people come from all over the world 573 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,213 to see residencies here. 574 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,550 Even though you're in the same place doing the same thing, 575 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,885 you know, I like to think of it as performing 576 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,513 for the whole world all at once. 577 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,473 It's a good way of looking at it. 578 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,228 I think there's a lot I could learn from you. 579 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,563 Oh, yeah? 580 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,231 Yeah. 581 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,067 How about we skip dessert and get out of here? 582 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,193 Check, please! 583 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:51,249 God damn. 584 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,751 Oh. 585 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,419 I see why you do that for a living. 586 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,547 Thank you. 587 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,425 You aren't so bad yourself. 588 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:06,389 Um, listen, I don't want to, um, 589 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,726 jump the G-word... gun... 590 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,437 but, um, the owner of the Palmetto 591 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,938 is getting married next Saturday, 592 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,774 and I have a plus one if... 593 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,650 if you want to come with me. 594 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:21,112 I don't know. - Uh, yeah. 595 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,324 Yeah, I... I'd love that. - Okay, cool. 596 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,493 I don't think I have a gig that day, but let me check. 597 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,161 Oh. Oh, my gosh. No pressure. 598 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,413 I know that, like, dating a sex worker means 599 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,291 that, like, you might not be available 600 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,876 on nights or... or weekends. 601 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,586 Uh, no, this wouldn't be for that. 602 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:40,256 Um, I thought I might have a magic show that day, 603 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,883 uh, but no. 604 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,177 It looks I'm free. 605 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,304 What? What? 606 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,598 Oh, well, sex work pays the bills, 607 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:53,311 but my dream job is magician. 608 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,734 - Wow. - Yeah. 609 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,361 Why did you think I moved to Vegas? 610 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:02,946 To be a prostitute. 611 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,448 What? No, no. 612 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,950 - No? - No. Um... 613 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,451 Oh, okay. 614 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,786 Um, here, let me show you a trick. 615 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,709 Okay. All right. 616 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,503 Now, I know what you're thinking. 617 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,965 This is just a regular box of unlit matches, right? 618 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,216 I wish. 619 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:26,970 But guess again. 620 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,890 I think it's the lube all over my hands. 621 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,308 Fuck. 622 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,810 You weren't supposed to see the coins. 623 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,604 But it's a work in progress! 624 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,982 Ah. Mm. 625 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,316 - Mm. - I'll practice. 626 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,818 Fab. 627 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:42,819 What? 628 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,153 Hear me, probably, 629 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,488 because there was a coin in your ear. 630 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,698 - Oh! - Isn't that... 631 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,116 Ow! 632 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,162 That's a good one too. You want that one? 633 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,832 They're coming out! 634 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:56,875 Oh, no. 635 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,501 Deborah! 636 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,336 - Nico, how was the date? Are you two official? 637 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,713 No. Out of the way. 638 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,423 Oh, come on, Deb. 639 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,675 You called me before, but nothing for us tonight? 640 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,345 Don't listen to him. 641 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,055 Let's go. 642 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,021 Larry, can you give us a second? 643 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,526 Was it you who called the paparazzi 644 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,695 on our first date? 645 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,239 Yes. 646 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,117 And was it you who put the napkin I used on eBay? 647 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,619 No! 648 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:35,663 I feel totally violated. 649 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,916 Well, listen, I... 650 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,918 I... I did call them on our first date, 651 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,377 but not the other times. 652 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,546 Why would you call them at all? 653 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,214 Because when you asked me out, 654 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,883 I thought you were doing it for publicity, 655 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,051 which I totally get. 656 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,886 But once I knew 657 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,387 that you genuinely liked me, 658 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,848 uh, I realized I felt the same, and... 659 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,559 I can't do this. 660 00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,063 Nico, don't let a little mistake ruin us. 661 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,065 What "us"? 662 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:05,068 Us, us, "Nicorah." 663 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,155 I'd like to go home now. 664 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,408 Maybe you can get a ride home with your paparazzi friend. 665 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,993 Come on, Nico. Come on. 666 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,126 Oh, trouble in paradise? 667 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:26,005 Nico! 668 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,928 Yeah, the wedding is... is, um, 669 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,638 uh, cocktail attire, 4:00. 670 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,683 - Yeah. I think I'm busy that night. 671 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,935 Oh, no. 672 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,603 Oh, Deb. 673 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,607 Walk of shame. 674 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,943 Hope you got some comfy shoes on, Deb. 675 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:49,320 I'm not gonna let you retouch these. 676 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,458 Hey, what's going on? 677 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,751 I've been waiting for you downstairs. 678 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,794 You want to work up here? 679 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,629 Sure. Whatever. 680 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,464 So I think we should start with the opener, 681 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,174 'cause it's not really feeling there yet, right? 682 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,928 What do you think? 683 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,806 Deborah, who are you texting? 684 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,641 Nobody. 685 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,226 - Let me see your phone. - No. 686 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,812 That's an invasion of my privacy. 687 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,189 - Deborah, let me see it. - No. Don't. 688 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,066 - Let me see it. - What are you doing? 689 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,484 - Let me see it! - What? Get away! 690 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,819 - Stop. - Stop it! 691 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,195 - I'm trying... - This is my phone! 692 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,196 What is wrong with you? - Let me... 693 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,906 Oh! God damn it! Ah! 694 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,491 - Give it to me. - Oh, God, you're strong. 695 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,701 - Give it. - Jesus! 696 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,494 Ah! Shit. 697 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,663 Oh, my God, Deborah. No! 698 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,831 There's so much blue. 699 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,166 You're writing him a novel. 700 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,293 Well, Nico hadn't gotten back to me 701 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,045 for a while, so I was just bumping. 702 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,672 No, these texts say "not delivered." 703 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,174 Oh. 704 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:52,967 Oh, well, thank God. 705 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,553 I mean, that... that means he hasn't even gotten them. 706 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,804 That's a relief. 707 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,139 No, Deborah. 708 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,475 It means... 709 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:01,852 he blocked you. 710 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:04,687 What? 711 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,022 Yeah. 712 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,357 He... he blocked me? 713 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,318 Blocked ya. 714 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,445 Then I'll block him right back. 715 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,113 I'll block him straight to hell! 716 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,740 Hey, I'm gonna go downstairs. 717 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,533 I'm gonna get you a Diet Coke. 718 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,327 I'm gonna bring out my copy of "Anxiously Attached: 719 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,912 How to Be More Secure in Life and Love," 720 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,038 and then we're gonna get back to work, okay? 721 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:24,749 Hey, he blocked you. 722 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,626 He's not getting those texts. 723 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:27,627 So say you. 724 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,962 Oh, my God. 725 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:35,302 How do you block back? 726 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,221 Ah! 727 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,681 Chill! 728 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:55,571 Deborah, this is my date, Eli. 729 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,573 Eli, this is my boss, writing partner, 730 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,075 and housemate, Deborah. 731 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:00,618 It's nice to meet you. 732 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:04,205 I hope you two can hold on to what you have. 733 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,248 I'm gonna get another drink. 734 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,628 I'm sorry, she's usually much meaner than that. 735 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:14,549 Well, well, well, doth my eyes deceive me, 736 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:17,093 or is my standing Sunday afternoon appointment 737 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,303 at the Vegas wedding of the year? 738 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,680 Hi, Joanna. 739 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:21,764 Hey. 740 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:22,849 Eli's my date. 741 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,433 Yeah. Listen. 742 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,977 I know from experience, he's only got about 743 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,770 three or four in the tank daily, so, you know, 744 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,689 don't wear them all the way out, sister. 745 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,023 Hello, Mayor Pezzimezzi. 746 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,526 Hello, my lovely constituents. 747 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:36,612 Marilyn and Herman, this is... 748 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,322 - Ava. I work with Deborah Vance. 749 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,783 I think we met at the Town Hall where Deborah argued 750 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,618 against the city recognizing Labor Day. 751 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,954 - Of course. - And this is Eli. 752 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,290 - Pleasure to meet you. And what do you do? 753 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,457 I'm a magician. 754 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,501 A magician, illusionist. 755 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,296 Well, he's a sex worker, mainly. 756 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:54,839 - Oh. - No, he's not a worker. 757 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,799 He's an artist. 758 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,426 And I prefer the term gigolo. 759 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,303 More European, right? 760 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,482 Oh. 761 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,247 - FBI! - FBI! 762 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:30,583 Federal agents! 763 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:32,585 - Stand back. Stay right there. - FBI! 764 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,545 Eleanor Guillon, you're under arrest. 765 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,172 Victoria. What the hell? 766 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,007 Who's Eleanor? What... what's going on? 767 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,175 Ms. Guillaume is wanted for fraud 768 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:41,010 domestically and in France. 769 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,179 Sorry about the timing, sir, but we had to apprehend her 770 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,764 before she fled the country. 771 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,182 You mean our honeymoon? 772 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,226 Marty, the name was fake, 773 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,061 but the love was real. 774 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:53,898 I demand to be tried in France. 775 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,358 We'd appreciate it if everyone would 776 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:56,734 please stay at the venue. - Oh, my God. 777 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,069 We're gonna need to get some statements. 778 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,070 Let's go. - No. 779 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,493 Wow. 780 00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,207 Yeah. 781 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,875 And I thought the dress was criminal. 782 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,419 This is terrible. 783 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,048 - Mm. - Wow. 784 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,058 - Please. I know you're faking it. 785 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,268 You're good at that. 786 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,395 Hey, I was just grilling him. 787 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,063 He seems to really like you, Raggedy Ann. 788 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,940 I offered him $2,000 789 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,608 for the night, and he wouldn't take it. 790 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,734 Oh, you should do it. 791 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,069 Yeah, you should do it. 792 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,737 I... I don't want to hold you back. 793 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,572 No, I want to spend the night with you. 794 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,949 I can show you the coin trick later. 795 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,242 It's getting really tight. 796 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,868 No, no, no, no. 797 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,537 You... you should... you should get that money. 798 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,080 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 799 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:52,873 Listen to my Eskimo sister here. 800 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:56,627 Why are you pressuring me to do sex work? 801 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,296 Do you have an issue with my magic? 802 00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,423 - Oh. - Hey, I got no issue. 803 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,300 We could do it Voldemort style. 804 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:03,801 Ava? 805 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,094 Do I have an issue with your magic? 806 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,595 It... it's an interesting question. 807 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,097 I just... I guess I just feel like 808 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,433 you're so, so good at sex. 809 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,435 - Mm. - And sex work is so important. 810 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:13,769 - Mm. - And I guess I just feel like 811 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:18,733 magic is less important. 812 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,609 Wait, you said that you were okay with 813 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,944 whatever I did for work. 814 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,612 I didn't think that one of those things 815 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,114 could be magic. 816 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,949 I mean, come on, don't you feel a little cringe 817 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,159 when you're doing the tricks? 818 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,952 Like, honestly. - No. 819 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:32,330 I feel a little more cringe when a stranger 820 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,373 sticks a personalized dildo of their ex-boyfriend's dick 821 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,708 in my mouth. 822 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:38,669 Fit like a glove, as I recall. 823 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,212 Hey, I'm not here to sex shame. 824 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,465 No, you're just here to magic shame. 825 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,800 This is so fucked up. 826 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,719 Looking down on me for being a magician 827 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,347 is just as bad as looking down on me for being a sex worker. 828 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,556 No, it's not. 829 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,016 Magicians aren't marginalized. 830 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,435 Then name one magician who's ever served 831 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,020 on the Supreme Court. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 832 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,105 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, okay, listen. 833 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,357 It's getting a little heated here. 834 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,358 Let's relax. 835 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,359 Let's go up to my room, 836 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,651 have a little nightcap. 837 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,695 You can come too, Peppermint Patty. 838 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,489 That's the gay one, right? 839 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,032 No. 840 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,492 We're done. 841 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:12,495 And I'm done doing sex work. - Hey. 842 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,621 - No! - That... 843 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:14,997 - No! - Don't be rash. 844 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:17,541 I'm gonna make it as a magician, 845 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,543 and I'm gonna prove you wrong. 846 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,673 Supposed to be smoke. 847 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,842 - No, no. - Oh, my God. 848 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,094 Hey, hey. 849 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,095 God! 850 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,348 What did you do? 851 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:33,349 Listen to me. 852 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,226 It's Saturday at dusk. 853 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,187 You got 18 hours to find me a new Sunday boy, 854 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,897 so tick-tock, Missy. 855 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,357 Oh, my God. 856 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,733 Fuck, man! 857 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,318 I'm not getting you a Sunday boy. 858 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,654 Yeah, I don't want to talk to you anymore. 859 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,537 Come in. 860 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,873 Hey. 861 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:58,959 You okay? 862 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,003 How could I be so stupid? 863 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:04,713 Well, she was old. 864 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:06,882 It was the perfect smokescreen. 865 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:10,344 Yeah, they're calling what she did to me elder fraud. 866 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:11,720 It's peer-to-peer fraud. 867 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,433 Mm. 868 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,893 I really thought she was the one. 869 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:23,065 Well, her real crime 870 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:26,445 was not realizing how wonderful you are. 871 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:36,912 Deb, I know this is crazy, 872 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,748 but what do you say we get married? 873 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,083 The priest is still here. 874 00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:42,751 The caterers are ready to go. 875 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:43,919 Me and you. 876 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,255 Come on, let's finally do it. 877 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:49,258 Marty... 878 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:53,388 Deborah Marie Vance, will you marry me? 879 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,100 No. 880 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,102 Oh, God. 881 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,896 All right. 882 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,690 - Marty... - Huh? 883 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,735 You know how I feel about you, 884 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,778 but you've got to stop asking people to marry you. 885 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:10,946 It's a compulsion. 886 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,740 Yeah, I guess you're right. 887 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:17,828 Man, I just feel like such a loser. 888 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,788 If it makes you feel any better, 889 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:23,125 I was just dumped and blocked by an international rock star. 890 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:25,503 Mm-kay. 891 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,463 Sounds like you still got to date a rock star. 892 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:28,964 Yeah, but I got my heart broken. 893 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,717 I'm very sad about it. 894 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,303 But I mean, I should actually be thrilled. 895 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:38,641 I mean, what a gift to still be taking risks. 896 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,393 Come on, we both got our hearts broken. 897 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,811 Aren't you glad that you're still putting yourself 898 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,605 out there like that? 899 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:46,899 I mean, a lot of people our age are just too busy 900 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,068 collecting commemorative coins. 901 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:55,991 You love falling in love, and you will again. 902 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:58,035 I know it. 903 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,620 I mean, you own multiple properties. 904 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:00,663 You still have your own hair. 905 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,540 You're chum in the water. 906 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:09,380 Well, are you sure you don't want to be Mrs. Marty Vance? 907 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:14,009 I'll tell you what. - Hmm? 908 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,971 If we're both single when we're 100, 909 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,973 I'll marry you. 910 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:22,017 Well, that's something to look forward to. 911 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:25,020 - Mm. - Hmm. 912 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:35,447 Marcus, Marcus. 913 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:36,865 I was wrong. 914 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,075 You should do the Paradiso. 915 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,785 It is exactly what Vegas needs. 916 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,203 I appreciate that. 917 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,205 I... I really do, but you were right. 918 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,873 My business manager looked at the numbers, 919 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:47,084 and it is too big of a risk. 920 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:50,045 If you don't take risks, you're as good as dead. 921 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:52,381 What if we did it together? 922 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,300 Now, I'm not trying to insert myself here. 923 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:57,386 I... I could be as involved as you want, 924 00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,638 but I miss working with you. 925 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:02,349 I miss conniving with you. 926 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,559 We would be partners this time, 927 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,060 totally equal. 928 00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:07,521 Or... or I could just be a silent investor, 929 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,356 whatever you want. 930 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,275 What do you say? 931 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:12,736 Want to? 932 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:18,574 I do. 933 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,579 What a great day. 934 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,420 - Wow. - Isn't it beautiful? 935 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,963 If you would have told me five years ago 936 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,090 that I would be part owner of a casino, 937 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,508 I would not have believed ya. 938 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,093 You own no part of this. 939 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:39,261 You are literally just here. 940 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:41,096 Yeah, but even that is crazy. 941 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,351 Oh, wait. - What? 942 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,935 Uh, Kiki just sent me this video. 943 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,145 She thinks it's about you. 944 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,661 Oh! 945 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,294 Oh, his fan army is really coming after you 946 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,629 in the comments. - What? 947 00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,130 Let me see. 948 00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:17,091 They're calling me "chopped." 949 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,133 What does that mean? 950 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:19,802 I mean, am I in danger? 951 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:22,137 No, no, they're just insulting your looks. 952 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,347 What? 953 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:24,932 That's even worse! 954 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,308 I don't know. Is it? 955 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,768 I mean, people are gonna want to hear 956 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,311 your side of the story at the MSG show. 957 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,271 It... it could be good for ticket sales. 958 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:32,981 That's true. 959 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:35,317 If he can make art about me, I can make art about him. 960 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:36,735 It's a two-way street. 961 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,362 I need to clap back. 962 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,072 Call Diane Warren!