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Ho, ho, ho, kiddies!

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Just your old pal the Crypt Keeper...

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having a little holiday fun.

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Why else would I be in this getup...

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unless there was a "Claus"
in my contract?

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In fact, I've got
some Christmas goose for you...

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goose bumps, that is.

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Yes, indeedy.

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A little terror tale,
chock-full of holiday fear...

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I mean cheer, of course.

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So get a gander of a Yuletide yelp-yarn...

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that goes a little something like this:

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"'Twas the night before Christmas

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"and all through the house"

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"...God bless us, everyone." Right.

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Something needs to be done
about that fire.

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Have you got the poker?

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Yes.

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Well, let me have it.

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What did you say?

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What are you, deaf? I said, let me have it.

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Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch!

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Mommy?

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Carrie.

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Mommy, where is he?
Did he bring me stuff yet?

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You're supposed to be in bed, young lady.

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But he's here. I saw him.

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- Who?
- Santa Claus.

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Come on, now.

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But I saw him. He was outside.

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Good night, Joseph.

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How come Joseph didn't say
good night to me?

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He's asleep, sweetheart,
like you're supposed to be.

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But when Santa comes
he'll wake Joseph up.

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Honey, I don't think...

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even Santa could wake up your stepfather.

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You get to sleep, young lady,
or the big guy won't come at all.

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I can't sleep. It's too hot.

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See, you're even sweating.

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Well, I'll tell you what, then.
I'm gonna open this window for you...

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but just a little bit, okay?

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The one thing you didn't ask for
for Christmas, young lady...

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was a cold.

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What did you want
for Christmas, Mommy?

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I already got it, sweetheart.

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I already got it.

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<i>Hey, it's the Vic monster. I'm out partying.</i>

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<i>Leave your name, number,</i>
<i>and measurements.</i>

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Darling, it's Elizabeth.

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I know you told me not to call,
but I just had to tell you.

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It's done. I did it.

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It's all ours, the money, everything.

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We're free.

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Merry Christmas, darling.

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And a very happy new year.

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Oh, Jesus, Joseph!

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How many times have I asked you...

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to lose some weight?

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Come on, Joseph.

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<i>We'll continue our music</i>
<i>for Christmas Eve...</i>

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<i>after KETnews on the hour.</i>

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<i>Now here's Tracy Donahue</i>
<i>with the headlines.</i>

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<i>Police and sheriffs' departments</i>
<i>in the Gaines County area...</i>

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<i>have issued an all points bulletin</i>
<i>this evening...</i>

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<i>for a male Caucasian</i>
<i>reported to have brutally murdered...</i>

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<i>four women in the Pleasantville area.</i>

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<i>County authorities say that the man...</i>

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<i>a patient at the Pleasantville Institute</i>
<i>for the Criminally Insane...</i>

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<i>escaped earlier this evening...</i>

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<i>and should be considered</i>
<i>extremely dangerous.</i>

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<i>Officials confirm that the suspect is</i>
<i>a heavyset man in his late 40s...</i>

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<i>and is reported to be wearing</i>
<i>a Santa Claus suit...</i>

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<i>stolen from the home</i>
<i>of one of his victims.</i>

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<i>All citizens</i>
<i>in the Pleasantville-Gaines area...</i>

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<i>are advised to remain in their homes</i>
<i>until further notice...</i>

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<i>throughout this emergency-alert situation.</i>

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A few sit-ups...

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a trip to the gym...

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once in a while...

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it wouldn't have killed you.

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How about a nice, cold plunge, Joseph?

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Now you're dead.

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Who's there?

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Hello?

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No!

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<i>- Operator.</i>
- Operator!

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Get me the police! You've got to help me!

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<i>Give me your location, ma 'am.</i>

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My location? It's...

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<i>Hello?</i>

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- Hello?
<i>- Mrs. Kamen?</i>

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Yes.

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<i>This is Sgt. Feldstein</i>
<i>at the Pleasantville Police Station.</i>

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<i>We're calling everyone</i>
<i>in your immediate vicinity...</i>

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<i>about the man who escaped</i>
<i>from the mental hospital tonight.</i>

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<i>Have you heard anything about it</i>
<i>on the news?</i>

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No.

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<i>Well, ma 'am,</i>
<i>he's killed a couple of people.</i>

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<i>We have reports</i>
<i>he's wearing an old Santa Claus suit.</i>

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<i>We're sending deputies to all area homes</i>
<i>just to check up.</i>

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- You're sending the police here?
<i>- Yes, ma 'am.</i>

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- Here?
<i>- That's right, ma 'am.</i>

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<i>There should be a man</i>
<i>in your area in about 20 minutes.</i>

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- Twenty minutes?
<i>- Yes, ma 'am.</i>

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Yeah, okay...

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Is there anything else I should...

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know about this individual?

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<i>Not really, ma 'am.</i>

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<i>He's apparently used an ax</i>
<i>to kill his victims.</i>

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<i>I don't mean to alarm you,</i>
<i>but for your protection...</i>

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<i>we do suggest you lock your home,</i>
<i>and remain indoors...</i>

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<i>until the deputy arrives.</i>

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Yes. I will.

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Thank you.

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Don't panic.

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Oh, no, Officer!

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I didn't kill him.

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Santa did it.

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Didn't you, Santa?

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Didn't you?

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Santa!

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You got to be kidding me.

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That's it, Joseph.

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Damn!

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<i>Operator.</i>

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The killer is here!

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Please get me the police!

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I knocked him out!

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He's here. You've got to hurry!

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<i>- He's there?</i>
- Yes!

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He killed my husband!

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<i>Give me your location.</i>

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My location?

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<i>Hello?</i>

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<i>Ma 'am?</i>

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He's got an ax, and he's outside!

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Oh, God, please hurry!

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<i>Ma 'am, please calm down.</i>
<i>Tell me where you are.</i>

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12 Lowrie Lane.

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Please! You've got to help me! Hurry!

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<i>Stay on the line.</i>

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<i>Do you have a weapon in the house,</i>
<i>anything you can protect yourself with?</i>

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Joseph's gun.

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Oh, my God! Carrie's window.

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No!

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Carrie! I'm coming!

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I knew you were here, Santa.

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Come on up. I've been waiting all night.

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No!

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Watch out, Santa, don't slip.

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Please!

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Come on, slowpoke.

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Hurry up, you big old Santa.

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Where are my presents, Santa?

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Help me!

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Carrie! I'm coming!

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Here, Santa. I'll help you.

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Carrie!

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- Oh, no!
- Mommy.

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Thank goodness.

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See, Mommy?

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I told you Santa would come...

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and he didn't even have
to come down the chimney.

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I let him in.

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No!

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Naughty... or nice?

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Well...

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how was that for a scream...

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boys and ghouls?

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Oh, don't worry about little Carrie.

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This particular Santa preferred
older women...

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in pieces, that is.

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Well, it just goes to show you...

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be very careful of what you "ax" for
for Christmas.

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You might just get it.

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