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Mirror, mirror on the wall...

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who's the fearest of them all?

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Looks like I just bought
seven years bad luck.

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Speaking of bad luck...

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it's time for another
nasty little terror tale...

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from my crawly collection.

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And this one's got a message, too.

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It's a story about greed, death...

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and a girl who learned that beauty...

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is only sin deep.

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- Want a date?
- No, thanks.

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Hi, Joe.

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- Girl...
- Hi, Raven.

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You know something, honey?

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If I had a dollar for every time you stood
in the mirror admiring your face...

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I could get off these streets
and retire to the Bahamas.

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This face is my meal ticket, honey.

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I'm cold. Let's go get some coffee.

19
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I don't know about you,
but my shit's always hot.

20
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Oh, God, here comes Mr. Trouble.

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- Hey, baby, how's business?
- Cat's meow.

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All right.

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How about you, sweet thing?

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A pretty girl like you could use a manager.
You hear where I'm at?

25
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Yeah, don't do me any favors, honey.

26
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Yeah, just talking business, sweet thing.

27
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I'm gonna say this once.

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You touch me again,
I'll shoot your dick off.

29
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You listen up, little girl.
This is grownup time out here.

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You wanna have an attitude,
you might need some protection.

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Pretty girl like you could get ugly
real fast with an attitude.

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You hear where I'm at, sweet thing?

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Shit. Real smooth.

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You keep that shit up, and you ain't
gonna last another night out here.

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What makes you think I want
to last another night out here?

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Well, girlfriend, where else you think
you got the right to be?

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If it isn't Mr. GQ.

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I tell you, for the rich,
every night's a party night.

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Dream on, honey,
'cause ain't nobody invited you.

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- What's she got that I ain't got?
- Him.

41
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- Not for long, she don't.
- Right. I'm from Missouri. Show me.

42
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You check this shit out.

43
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Yeah. Okay, sweet thing.
I knew that you'd come around.

44
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Yeah, I'm sorry I was acting so mean.

45
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Don't worry about it. How about
a little sugar for pimp daddy here?

46
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So you wanna talk a little business?

47
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That's right. Strictly business.

48
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- Hey! What's up, baby?
- Give me your jewelry.

49
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You've got to be crazy.

50
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- Give me the fucking jewelry, man!
- Yeah, okay.

51
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Here. You know you're never gonna
get away with this.

52
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- And the watch.
- No, baby, not the watch. Please.

53
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What is this? <i>Let's Make a Fucking Deal?</i>
Give it.

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- Or don't you see where I'm at?
- Yeah, I see where you're at.

55
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Here, just be cool.

56
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Like I said, strictly business.

57
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You're freelance now, honey.

58
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No shit.

59
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Where'd you say you got this stuff?

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An acquaintance had a little accident.

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- Truck ran over his head.
- Yeah?

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You bastard. You stole it!

63
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I didn't know you was a teen idol.

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So how does this work?

65
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I got two months or something
to redeem my stuff?

66
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You got four months.
Plus 12% if I was gonna take it.

67
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What's that supposed to mean?

68
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It means that if this watch was any hotter,
I'd have burned a hole in my hand.

69
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I mean a guy needs asbestos gloves,
some of the shit that people bring in here.

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What are you talking about?

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That's a $15,000 watch.
Look at the diamonds.

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It's hot, is what it is. You could fry
a big old egg on the son of a bitch.

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I don't want to buy your jewelry.

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I ain't buying your jewelry
or your bullshit story.

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- Now, get out of here.
- Fuck you.

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No. Wait.

77
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I thought you weren't interested.

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I ain't interested in them things.

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But I can see you got something
that's worth a whole lot more.

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Sorry, old man,
I just retired from that business.

81
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No. I'm not talking about that.

82
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I'm talking about your beauty.

83
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My beauty. Silly me,
what was I thinking? God.

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You wait.

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$10,000. Cash.

86
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Let me get this straight.
For $10,000, you make a mold of my face?

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Not your face. Your beauty.

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Yeah, right.

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And I got four months
to redeem my beauty if want it back.

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That's right.

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You know something, old man, there are
people who play with a full deck...

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then there's you.

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Now, you hold still now.

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I hope you ain't claustrophobic.

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Almost time, my love.

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Pretty soon you'll be back with me.

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You'll look just like you did before...

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like the day we were married.

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Welcome to the party.

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Okay. Bye.

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- Hello.
- Hello yourself.

102
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All this yours?

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- Life's tough.
- I get by.

104
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I don't wanna tear you away
from your guests.

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I saw you and, let's just say,
something more important came up.

106
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Sounds like a cheap
sexual innuendo to me.

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Well, I'm sorry.

108
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It's supposed to sound
like an expensive one.

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You don't think it's rude to leave your date
to go make a pass at another woman?

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Who's making a pass?
We haven't even met yet.

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True. I'm Sylvia Vane.

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That's V-A-N-E, as in "weather."

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I'm Ronnie Price,
as in "everyone has theirs."

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Don't look now, but I think Miss Clairol
might be getting the wrong idea.

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I was kinda hoping the wrong idea
might become the right idea.

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- What are you, a psycho?
- Just playing hard to get.

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Isn't it rude to slap the host
and leave without saying goodbye?

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Thank you very much, Mr. Price.
You have a lovely apartment. Good night.

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Wait.

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I don't know the first thing about you.

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- At least tell me why you came.
- I haven't yet.

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Look. We're both playing games.
You know it and I know it.

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Truth is, you do know
the first thing about me.

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You knew the second I walked
in the room and through that door...

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that I'm the girl of your dreams, right?

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You wanna get out of here?

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I thought you'd never ask.

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- It's gorgeous.
- Nope. Correction.

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You are gorgeous.
It's just real expensive jewelry.

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Listen, I've been thinking. Remember
what you said the night we met?

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That "girl of my dreams" stuff?

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Let me tell you a little secret.

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You weren't lying, even a little bit.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Listen, I'll only be gone a couple of days.

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Probably end up sitting
on the company jet, signing papers.

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If I'm real lucky, I'll get to watch
some fat Texans get drunk.

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Won't that be exciting?

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- Sweetheart, are you okay?
- I just dropped something.

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What is this,
the makeup counter at Macy's?

141
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You're a knockout.
What do you need all this junk for?

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I don't know. I got an acne flare-up
or something. I feel like I'm in high school.

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When I get back from my trip,
we can go to the prom. What do you say?

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Sweetheart?

145
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What, are you playing hard to get again?

146
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Come on, zit face, give me a kiss goodbye.

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Please, sit down.

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It does not appear to be cancer.
I think we can say that, first off.

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And I think we can also safely eliminate
any pituitary disorder...

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specifically acromegalia,
which, frankly, was my initial concern.

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Your medical record doesn't indicate...

152
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any history of reconstructive surgery.
Is that true?

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- What are you calling me, a liar?
- No. Of course not.

154
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It's just that silicon injections, implants...

155
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that kind of procedure can sometimes
result in the types of symptoms...

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that you are displaying now. That's all.

157
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You see, as I explained before,
dermatology is my specialty...

158
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and your problem could be glandular.

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But there are a lot of specialists
that I could recommend.

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Look, all I want is a simple answer
to a simple question.

161
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What is happening to my face?

162
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- You're under a great deal of stress.
- You figured that out. Look at me!

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Forty-eight hours ago,
I could have had any man I wanted.

164
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Now I can't even get arrested.
I'm 21 years old.

165
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What am I gonna look like tomorrow?

166
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Miss Vane, if you'll just sit here
for a moment, I will attempt...

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to explain this to you.

168
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Frankly...

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your skin...

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seems to be aging at an accelerating rate.

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Now this does not mean
that the situation is irreversible...

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but it's very important for you
to try to think back...

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to any time, let's say within
the last six months or so...

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<i>when you might have come in contact</i>
<i>with a toxic material...</i>

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<i>for example,</i>
<i>contaminated water or gases...</i>

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<i>radiation, anything out</i>
<i>of the ordinary, which...</i>

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could have caused this. Miss Vane?

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Get out of here.
Don't do business with this man.

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I want it back.
Here's my ticket and $10,000 plus 12%.

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You didn't look at this
too careful, did you?

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I told you the time limit was four months.

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Four months from this date
is the fourth. Today's the fifth.

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- You son of a bitch.
- I'm sorry.

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- Okay. How much?
- You missed the deadline, lady.

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I know I missed the fucking deadline.
If you want to mark it up, mark it up!

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Just tell me how much.

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$100,000.

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Hey, Joe.

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- How's tricks?
- Hey, Mac.

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Ma'am.

191
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- Four bits you owe me.
- Yeah.

192
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:49,919
Must be Alpo time.

193
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,308
Where's the fucking money?

194
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,727
What's going on?

195
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,597
- Who are you?
- Ronnie.

196
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How do you know my name?

197
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,914
Now just don't move,
I'm calling the police.

198
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:20,811
<i>- 911 Emergency.</i>
- Yeah, I'd like to report a burglary.

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<i>- Go ahead.</i>
- Yeah, the address is...

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<i>Are you there?</i>

201
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:29,093
<i>What's your location, sir?</i>
<i>Sir, can you hear me?</i>

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- Who are you?
- Don't you recognize me, lover?

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I'm the girl of your dreams.

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Shit.

205
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,313
That's the way she used to look.

206
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She used to be so beautiful.

207
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:43,559
Now I need other women's beauty
just to keep her that way.

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00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,058
Small price to pay, I think.

209
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,797
Look, I don't know what kind
of crazy, voodoo shit you're into...

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00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:54,669
and I don't really care,
but we had a deal, man.

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Look.

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All that's worth more than $100,000.

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00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:06,748
Now I want it back! Give it back to me.
I want my beauty back.

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Sure.

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00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:13,618
I could do that.

216
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I could give you your beauty back...

217
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if that's what you really want.

218
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:39,908
Hey, Joe?

219
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:46,279
Hey, Mac.

220
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How's tricks?

221
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:55,461
- Did you read that story in the paper?
- Yeah, I looked it over.

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Classic. Dumb broad.

223
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She stole every scrap of jewelry
the guy bought for her.

224
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Then she offs the guy,
leaves the murder weapon on the floor.

225
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Do you believe it?

226
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:11,075
- Were her fingerprints on the gun?
- Not only that.

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They're already on record
from a soliciting rap last year.

228
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We're not talking rocket scientist here.

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The second she shows her face anywhere,
it's a one-way trip to the electric chair.

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Hell of a face, too.

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00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:30,030
With a face like that, who needs brains?

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Why don't you watch where you're going,
you old, ugly, trifling bitch?

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Poor Sylvia, eh, kiddies?

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Guess she heard the old saying,
"If looks could kill..."

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So she did.

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Just goes to show you,
if you want to sell yourself...

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take a look in the mirror first.

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See you next time, boys and ghouls.

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