1 00:00:00,858 --> 00:00:04,613 My name is B.J. Novak. I wanna tell you about this show I made. 2 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:07,050 It's a completely different episode every time. 3 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,138 - Pop culture. - Sex. 4 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:09,226 Revenge. 5 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,271 Here it is. Is that it? 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,012 That's it. 7 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:26,210 Attention! The party bus will be leaving in a moment! 8 00:00:26,211 --> 00:00:29,594 We have a massive backlog of Vampiric Council business, 9 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,944 and you all pick now to go on a trip? 10 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:35,339 All work, no play makes Colin Robinson a dull guy. 11 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:36,906 Guillermo, there are two missing. 12 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:41,150 - Great. - Holiday time! 13 00:00:41,531 --> 00:00:43,428 It has been several decades since we have taken 14 00:00:43,472 --> 00:00:45,126 an excursion away from our home. 15 00:00:45,169 --> 00:00:46,431 But Sean and Charmaine... 16 00:00:46,475 --> 00:00:48,216 Seanie! 17 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:50,609 Yes, exactly. Sean and Charmaine from next door 18 00:00:50,653 --> 00:00:52,350 have organized a group getaway 19 00:00:52,394 --> 00:00:53,656 to celebrate their anniversary. 20 00:00:53,699 --> 00:00:54,918 - Yeah. - And... 21 00:00:54,962 --> 00:00:56,789 they've invited us! 22 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:58,661 For vampires, traveling away 23 00:00:58,704 --> 00:01:00,402 from home can be very difficult. 24 00:01:00,445 --> 00:01:02,273 It's not the same as just flashing 25 00:01:02,317 --> 00:01:05,450 a few papers or wanking off Morris from steerage. 26 00:01:05,494 --> 00:01:06,974 There's a lot more to it. 27 00:01:07,017 --> 00:01:09,106 Most important rule... you must 28 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:11,935 take with you the homeland soil of your coffin. 29 00:01:11,979 --> 00:01:14,285 -Without this ancestral earth... - Thank you. 30 00:01:14,329 --> 00:01:15,678 ... you cannot sleep, you cannot leave, 31 00:01:15,721 --> 00:01:16,722 - Come. - ... you cannot hypnotize, 32 00:01:16,766 --> 00:01:18,463 and your powers go 33 00:01:18,507 --> 00:01:20,117 to absolute liquid shit. 34 00:01:20,161 --> 00:01:22,859 Take the soil with me. All of it. 35 00:01:22,903 --> 00:01:25,122 - Tie a knot. Very safe. - There we are. 36 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:26,602 Ready to travel! 37 00:01:27,733 --> 00:01:29,170 Some call our destination 38 00:01:29,213 --> 00:01:31,128 a mecca of the depraved. 39 00:01:31,172 --> 00:01:34,001 America's premier nocturnal playground 40 00:01:34,044 --> 00:01:35,959 of hedonistic debauchery. 41 00:01:36,003 --> 00:01:38,788 Sin City, U.S. of A., baby! 42 00:01:38,831 --> 00:01:42,357 * Viva Atlantic City * 43 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,751 - * Viva Atlantic City * - Atlantic City, baby! 44 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:47,057 - Atlantic City, baby. - * Viva... * 45 00:01:47,101 --> 00:01:48,624 Not you, Guillermo. 46 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:49,712 - * Viva * - * Atlantic * 47 00:01:49,755 --> 00:01:51,453 * City! * 48 00:02:01,245 --> 00:02:03,595 Atlantic City, baby! 49 00:02:18,132 --> 00:02:20,351 Come on, guys, get off the bus! 50 00:02:20,395 --> 00:02:21,452 Yeah! 51 00:02:30,057 --> 00:02:31,841 Here you go, my darling. 52 00:02:31,884 --> 00:02:34,757 Your home away from home. 53 00:02:38,198 --> 00:02:39,939 I'll be honest... I'm jealous. 54 00:02:39,982 --> 00:02:41,854 That cot looks pretty sweet. 55 00:02:41,897 --> 00:02:43,638 Really? Do you want to trade? 56 00:02:43,682 --> 00:02:46,032 No, I was just being polite. It's obviously very shitty. 57 00:02:46,076 --> 00:02:47,686 Thank you for the tiny bed. 58 00:02:47,729 --> 00:02:49,949 I hereby present you, the innkeeper, 59 00:02:49,992 --> 00:02:52,256 with a feather from a female crow, 60 00:02:52,299 --> 00:02:53,953 as is customary amongst travelers. 61 00:02:53,996 --> 00:02:56,129 Uh, sir, sorry, no, this is for you. 62 00:02:56,173 --> 00:02:58,871 - I'll take that, thank you. - I'm going to spread my soil. 63 00:02:58,914 --> 00:03:01,874 Hey, Nadja, Laszlo, you guys hitting the skins in there? 64 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:03,658 Yes, Colin Robinson, we are! 65 00:03:03,702 --> 00:03:05,225 Oh. 66 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,575 * Al Qolnidar. * 67 00:03:07,619 --> 00:03:09,925 - It smells like shit. - Okay, so 65% off, Nordstrom Rack. 68 00:03:09,969 --> 00:03:11,653 - No! - Yes. 69 00:03:11,697 --> 00:03:12,777 - What are you doing? - Stop. 70 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:13,842 On my mother. 71 00:03:13,886 --> 00:03:16,410 - Norway? Wow. - No, well, Nordstrom Rack, yeah. 72 00:03:16,454 --> 00:03:17,759 Ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding. 73 00:03:17,803 --> 00:03:19,152 Ding, ding, ding! 74 00:03:19,196 --> 00:03:21,154 Now, anyone who knows me 75 00:03:21,198 --> 00:03:23,374 knows that I am not much for speeches. 76 00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:26,159 - Seanie! - Hey! There he is! 77 00:03:26,203 --> 00:03:28,161 But, uh, I just want to say to my wife... 78 00:03:28,205 --> 00:03:29,205 That's me. 79 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:31,164 ... that I adore you. 80 00:03:31,164 --> 00:03:32,220 Yeah. 81 00:03:32,221 --> 00:03:34,863 I mean, look at us. You know? It's 11 friends, 82 00:03:34,907 --> 00:03:36,256 all together. 83 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,258 - It's pretty amazing, you know? - Yeah. 84 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:41,174 Holy shit. It's just like Ocean's Eleven! 85 00:03:41,218 --> 00:03:42,828 "What, did you guys get a group rate 86 00:03:42,871 --> 00:03:44,743 - or something?" - Yes! 87 00:03:45,961 --> 00:03:47,224 I love this woman! 88 00:03:47,267 --> 00:03:48,747 Okay, okay. 89 00:03:48,790 --> 00:03:50,357 I've always been a Twelve man at heart. 90 00:03:50,401 --> 00:03:52,664 But, recently, we rewatched Eleven, 91 00:03:52,707 --> 00:03:55,406 and I have to say that it's, uh, not just a prequel. 92 00:03:55,449 --> 00:03:58,060 It's, uh... it's got a lot of world-building, too. 93 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,150 All right, let's bring it up a little bit. 94 00:04:00,193 --> 00:04:02,021 Let's give a shout-out to my best buds. 95 00:04:02,064 --> 00:04:04,023 - My main man Laz. - Seanie! 96 00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:06,982 To my guy. Frankie, we played peewee together. 97 00:04:07,026 --> 00:04:08,984 - Frankie! - Yeah, you remember that? 98 00:04:09,028 --> 00:04:12,205 Hey, Mikey! Wake up! We played peewee together, too, right? 99 00:04:12,249 --> 00:04:13,286 Oh! Holy shit! 100 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,460 - Mikey! - What, are you drunk already?! 101 00:04:15,461 --> 00:04:17,380 - Oh, no. - There's glass in all our food. 102 00:04:17,384 --> 00:04:18,820 - We can't eat it. - Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. 103 00:04:18,864 --> 00:04:21,345 Gizmo, be a good familiar and fetch a broom. 104 00:04:21,388 --> 00:04:23,085 Well, I'm not a familiar anymore, so... 105 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:24,565 Fetch a broom from the hostess now, Guillermo. 106 00:04:26,872 --> 00:04:28,526 Ooh, ah. 107 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,267 Cheeky prick. 108 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:32,225 Yeah, the transition 109 00:04:32,269 --> 00:04:35,837 from familiar to bodyguard has been, um... 110 00:04:37,622 --> 00:04:40,102 ... not much of a transition, I guess? 111 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,148 Guillermo is no longer a familiar. 112 00:04:42,192 --> 00:04:45,107 So just make him feel like he's part of the team. 113 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:48,937 No, no, Nandor is right. I mean, at every office I've worked at, 114 00:04:48,981 --> 00:04:51,940 they always say, "We're a big family here." 115 00:04:51,984 --> 00:04:53,812 And it does motivate people to work harder 116 00:04:53,855 --> 00:04:56,118 and neglect their actual families 117 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:59,078 - and put up with all sorts of degrading shit. - Okay. 118 00:04:59,121 --> 00:05:01,080 They are going to bring a mop and a broom. 119 00:05:01,123 --> 00:05:02,429 Oh. 120 00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:04,083 Hmm? 121 00:05:04,126 --> 00:05:05,126 Um... 122 00:05:05,258 --> 00:05:06,738 Hello, Guillermo. 123 00:05:06,781 --> 00:05:10,524 Um, do you have any, um... 124 00:05:10,568 --> 00:05:12,396 - interests? - That's a great question. 125 00:05:12,439 --> 00:05:14,049 I was wondering that, too. 126 00:05:14,093 --> 00:05:16,182 - Do I have any interests? - Hmm. 127 00:05:16,226 --> 00:05:17,801 - Yes, of course I... - Wow! 128 00:05:17,802 --> 00:05:19,065 - Very cool. - He's got interests 129 00:05:19,066 --> 00:05:21,100 and he knows what's... interesting. 130 00:05:21,143 --> 00:05:24,016 - Yeah. I've got interests, too. - Hmm. 131 00:05:24,059 --> 00:05:26,018 It's important. 132 00:05:26,061 --> 00:05:27,628 - Okay. - We are the same. 133 00:05:27,672 --> 00:05:28,934 - All with interests. - Mm. 134 00:05:28,977 --> 00:05:30,588 Uh, you've got interests, don't you, 135 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,154 - Colin Robinson? - I like to walk around. 136 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,331 - I like to stare. - Did I... 137 00:05:34,374 --> 00:05:36,855 - did I miss something? - We're all a big family here. 138 00:05:36,898 --> 00:05:39,901 - Right. - These interests that you have, 139 00:05:39,945 --> 00:05:41,294 do they involve the fairer sex? 140 00:05:41,338 --> 00:05:42,948 I'm not gonna do that. 141 00:05:42,991 --> 00:05:44,341 - I'm not talking... - Guillermo, do you have yourself 142 00:05:44,384 --> 00:05:46,343 a little cutie, chubby little girlfriend? 143 00:05:46,386 --> 00:05:47,953 Why does she have to be chub... You know what... 144 00:05:47,996 --> 00:05:50,303 - Maybe a boyfriend? - Yes. Have you got 145 00:05:50,347 --> 00:05:51,913 a little secret, you little sick fuck? 146 00:05:51,957 --> 00:05:54,525 Yeah, come on, you stinky bitch. The library is open. 147 00:05:54,568 --> 00:05:56,178 Definitely not gonna talk about... 148 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,877 - Oh, one of each, you dirty dog. - Ooh, yes, he does. 149 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:02,359 No, I... I just... I guess I grew up in a family where, you know, 150 00:06:02,402 --> 00:06:05,492 talking about your private life is... that. 151 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:07,755 - It's private. - Oh, please. 152 00:06:07,799 --> 00:06:10,192 Do you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? 153 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,237 What? 154 00:06:11,281 --> 00:06:12,369 Fucking. 155 00:06:12,412 --> 00:06:14,371 The kaleidoscopic entwining 156 00:06:14,414 --> 00:06:16,721 of limbs and genitalia. 157 00:06:16,764 --> 00:06:18,810 Men, women. Women, men. 158 00:06:18,853 --> 00:06:20,246 Women, women, women, 159 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:22,640 women, men, men, men, men. 160 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,684 Anything gets me hard. 161 00:06:23,728 --> 00:06:25,512 Sometimes it's a problem. 162 00:06:25,556 --> 00:06:27,035 Not to me. 163 00:06:27,079 --> 00:06:28,776 Everyone fucks and sucks, 164 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:30,865 - thousands of chaps and chap-esses... - Mm. 165 00:06:30,909 --> 00:06:33,346 ... before they meet the one. But if they're lucky, 166 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:36,567 they can go off and fuck millions of others, like we do. 167 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:38,786 Don't think that was the case with my parents. 168 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:39,831 Tell us more about that. 169 00:06:39,874 --> 00:06:41,485 You really want to know? 170 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:42,512 - Yeah, yeah. - Yes. 171 00:06:44,314 --> 00:06:46,098 Uh, well, yeah. 172 00:06:46,141 --> 00:06:48,796 It is tough. I mean, I remember being ten or 11 173 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,277 when I first realized that I was... 174 00:06:51,321 --> 00:06:54,367 Frankie put glass in the piccata and the restaurant comped us, 175 00:06:54,411 --> 00:06:56,413 so we got all these chips. Let's hit the casino. 176 00:06:56,456 --> 00:06:58,415 - All right. - Come on, Nadia. Let's go watch this Rat Pack show 177 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:00,417 - with the girls. - Did you say "the Rat Pack"? 178 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:01,983 - Yeah, they're good. - They're here? 179 00:07:02,027 --> 00:07:03,985 Yeah, yeah, it's the Rat Pack. 180 00:07:04,029 --> 00:07:05,596 Chips ahoy! 181 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:07,685 Yeah! 182 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,382 Atlantic City, baby! 183 00:07:12,777 --> 00:07:14,256 - We're actually seeing the Rat Pack? - Yeah! 184 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,741 I couldn't bloody believe it 185 00:07:15,784 --> 00:07:17,999 when Charmaine said we were seeing the Rat Pack. 186 00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:19,871 I mean, what a coincidence. 187 00:07:19,914 --> 00:07:22,961 My old mateys, performing here, tonight! 188 00:07:23,004 --> 00:07:25,398 Oh, we used to have such fun together. 189 00:07:25,442 --> 00:07:28,053 Hanging with the who's who of the local 190 00:07:28,096 --> 00:07:29,924 Cosa Nostra in the back room. 191 00:07:29,968 --> 00:07:31,665 What can I say? 192 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:33,450 We were just a bunch of night cats, 193 00:07:33,493 --> 00:07:36,235 and nobody was playing for keeps. 194 00:07:36,278 --> 00:07:38,280 I used to scream, 195 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,239 "Ain't That a Kick in the Head!" 196 00:07:40,282 --> 00:07:43,329 at every show because it was my favorite number and also, 197 00:07:43,373 --> 00:07:45,723 you know, what a stupid name for a song. 198 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,421 Frankie used to say that they should callme the Voice. 199 00:07:48,465 --> 00:07:49,944 He'd say, uh, 200 00:07:49,988 --> 00:07:52,251 "Nadja, I don't know what's more of a problem, 201 00:07:52,294 --> 00:07:55,733 your voice or my taste in blondes." 202 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,300 - Cheers, ladies! - I love alcohol. 203 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:00,477 I have to drink it. Um, num, num, num. 204 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,435 Okay, here they... they are! 205 00:08:02,479 --> 00:08:04,132 Frankie! Deanie! 206 00:08:04,176 --> 00:08:06,047 Oh, this is amazing for me! 207 00:08:06,091 --> 00:08:07,962 It's me, Nadja! Hello! 208 00:08:08,006 --> 00:08:10,356 * How lucky can one guy be? * 209 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,619 Oh, wow. I mean, they haven't changed at all. 210 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:15,317 Nadja from Antipaxos! Hello! 211 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,450 They did say, uh, "Ring-a-ding-ding" a lot. 212 00:08:17,494 --> 00:08:19,713 - Ring-a-ding-ding! - Which is one of their catchphrases. 213 00:08:19,757 --> 00:08:21,715 It's Nadja! Do you remember?! 214 00:08:21,759 --> 00:08:23,064 All right. 215 00:08:23,108 --> 00:08:25,676 But, you know, crooners gonna croon. 216 00:08:25,719 --> 00:08:26,851 * Tell me quick * 217 00:08:26,894 --> 00:08:28,592 * Ain't that a kick * 218 00:08:28,635 --> 00:08:33,074 * In the head... ? * 219 00:08:33,118 --> 00:08:34,380 Oh, boy. All right. 220 00:08:34,424 --> 00:08:35,860 We got some live ones tonight. 221 00:08:37,209 --> 00:08:38,558 So, who do you guys 222 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,430 favor for Monday night's fight? 223 00:08:40,473 --> 00:08:42,562 I understand 224 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,521 you're indicating that you want me to proceed. 225 00:08:44,564 --> 00:08:46,174 But I'm still assessing my cards, 226 00:08:46,218 --> 00:08:47,698 which is within my right. 227 00:08:47,741 --> 00:08:50,744 Rodriguez, of course, has that uppercut. 228 00:08:50,788 --> 00:08:54,052 But Jackson has the reach. 70 inches. That's no slouch. 229 00:08:54,095 --> 00:08:56,054 Yes. 230 00:08:56,097 --> 00:08:58,230 He hasn't moved for hours. 231 00:08:58,273 --> 00:08:59,971 I've actually never seen him like this, to be honest. 232 00:09:00,014 --> 00:09:01,189 Let's go. Come on. 233 00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:05,542 I am playing a game called The Big Bang Theory game. 234 00:09:05,585 --> 00:09:07,457 So hypnotic. 235 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,502 Really has me in its grips. 236 00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:14,812 Two Leonards and a Raj. I need three Rajs! Again. 237 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,466 I won! 238 00:09:16,509 --> 00:09:19,425 Bazinga... ! 239 00:09:21,949 --> 00:09:25,039 "Bazinga" is the war cry of Sheldon, 240 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:26,954 their tall leader. 241 00:09:26,998 --> 00:09:29,174 I haven't seen them in so long. 242 00:09:29,217 --> 00:09:32,525 Frankie, Deanie, Sammy, my sweet paisans. 243 00:09:32,569 --> 00:09:33,570 It's me, 244 00:09:33,613 --> 00:09:35,920 it's your "luck be a lady"! 245 00:09:35,963 --> 00:09:37,530 - Oh. - Oh, 246 00:09:37,574 --> 00:09:39,314 you were the aces of clubs tonight. 247 00:09:39,358 --> 00:09:41,099 Ring-a-ding-ding! 248 00:09:41,142 --> 00:09:42,840 There it is! 249 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,059 I don't think it's gonna be a classic match. 250 00:09:45,103 --> 00:09:46,104 Anyway, it... Let's see. 251 00:09:46,147 --> 00:09:48,541 We got a six and a fi... 252 00:09:48,585 --> 00:09:50,804 I don't really know how to play this. 253 00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:52,893 - Come on, Sheldon. - Yeah, I know they're still having fun, 254 00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:54,808 but it's almost sunrise. 255 00:09:54,852 --> 00:09:56,897 It's very important for a bodyguard 256 00:09:56,941 --> 00:09:59,465 to be on top of when it's time for nap-naps. 257 00:09:59,509 --> 00:10:00,814 Do it for me, Raj. 258 00:10:00,858 --> 00:10:02,599 They get a little aggravated 259 00:10:02,642 --> 00:10:04,992 - when they don't get their night... - Fucking game! 260 00:10:06,646 --> 00:10:08,343 See? 261 00:10:08,387 --> 00:10:09,905 - Time for night-night. - Come on. Guillermo, not now. 262 00:10:09,906 --> 00:10:11,120 Give me more quarters. 263 00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:12,666 - I need more quarters. - No, I think... 264 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,088 - I think it's time for night-night. - No. 265 00:10:14,132 --> 00:10:15,437 The sun is about to come up. 266 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,178 - You can't make me. - Aw. Come on. 267 00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:18,963 - No, these are my new friends. - We should go. 268 00:10:19,006 --> 00:10:20,442 - This way. Over here. This way. - What does this one do? 269 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:21,661 No, it doesn't do anything. 270 00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:26,753 I still cannot slumber. 271 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:28,755 Colin Robinson, are you slumbering? 272 00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:30,801 No. And stop asking me. 273 00:10:30,844 --> 00:10:32,716 Are you slumbering in there?! 274 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:35,327 We are having a very hard time trying to slumber! 275 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:38,069 Yes, we are also unable to slumber! 276 00:10:38,112 --> 00:10:39,679 Guillermo, are you slumbering? 277 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,594 Guillermo. 278 00:10:41,638 --> 00:10:45,119 Guillermo, wake up! I asked you, are you slumbering? 279 00:10:46,294 --> 00:10:48,253 What is this? 280 00:10:48,296 --> 00:10:49,733 Oh, shit. 281 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,299 Shit. No. 282 00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:54,172 Shit. Shit! 283 00:10:54,215 --> 00:10:55,608 My ancestral soil! 284 00:10:55,652 --> 00:10:57,001 It is gone! 285 00:10:57,044 --> 00:10:59,046 Our ancestral soil is also gone! 286 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,788 What the piss in hell is happening?! 287 00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:04,008 You know how it is when you have 288 00:11:04,051 --> 00:11:06,314 the binge-watch blinders on. 289 00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:09,100 I got caught up in a show that I'm obsessed with, 290 00:11:09,143 --> 00:11:12,016 and they only air it here at the hotel. 291 00:11:12,059 --> 00:11:13,495 * Roll the dice * 292 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:15,019 * Spin that wheel... * 293 00:11:15,062 --> 00:11:17,630 Anyway, housekeeping came in, and... 294 00:11:17,674 --> 00:11:19,676 I-I didn't notice what she was doing. 295 00:11:19,719 --> 00:11:21,329 * The sushi's raw * 296 00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:24,332 * Catch a show and hit the spa. * 297 00:11:25,725 --> 00:11:27,771 - This is very bad. - "Very bad"?! 298 00:11:27,814 --> 00:11:29,642 This is a fucking catastrophe! 299 00:11:29,686 --> 00:11:31,426 If our ancestral soil is gone, 300 00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:33,211 then we cannot rest! If we cannot rest, 301 00:11:33,254 --> 00:11:34,299 then our powers... 302 00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:35,779 I can't even say it. 303 00:11:35,822 --> 00:11:37,911 Our powers are poof! Gone! 304 00:11:37,955 --> 00:11:39,609 I can feel my powers fading. 305 00:11:39,652 --> 00:11:40,740 Bat! 306 00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:44,657 A fucking sparrow. 307 00:11:44,701 --> 00:11:46,528 The lamest of all birds. 308 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:47,834 There is but one solution. 309 00:11:47,878 --> 00:11:49,575 Guillermo, 310 00:11:49,619 --> 00:11:51,882 you must go on a journey, 311 00:11:51,925 --> 00:11:52,926 a quest. 312 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,232 How do you feel about that? 313 00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:55,320 Uh... 314 00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:56,843 Good. Will the roads 315 00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:59,193 - be treacherous? Yes. - Yes. - Yes! 316 00:11:59,237 --> 00:12:01,979 - Maybe I shouldn't... - Will there be foes at every turn? 317 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,676 - Most certainly. - Yes. Yes. 318 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,286 - I have a lot of enemies. - Don't like that. 319 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:07,811 But you are the only one that can save us. 320 00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:08,986 Are you man enough? 321 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,029 Uh... 322 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,162 Good. 323 00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:12,729 - He's my best friend. - Please. 324 00:12:12,772 --> 00:12:14,078 No, I'm your best friend. 325 00:12:14,121 --> 00:12:15,645 My hypnosis powers are buggered. 326 00:12:15,688 --> 00:12:17,298 So I have to look elsewhere 327 00:12:17,342 --> 00:12:19,474 to secure Gizmo's travel money. 328 00:12:19,518 --> 00:12:23,261 Could this ruin the greatest friendship of my life? 329 00:12:23,304 --> 00:12:25,698 - Seanie! - Hey. 330 00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:28,266 Hey, Laz. What are you doing?! Get the "D" back! 331 00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:31,138 I need to borrow your credit card and not tell you why. 332 00:12:32,139 --> 00:12:34,098 You can't tell me why 333 00:12:34,141 --> 00:12:35,926 you need to borrow my credit card? 334 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:39,320 No explanation necessary. 335 00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:40,974 - Really? - You're my best friend. 336 00:12:41,018 --> 00:12:43,063 Oh, Marone. Are you kidding me? 337 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:45,065 Fucking Knicks. They'll break your heart every time. 338 00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:46,719 But I can't quit 'em. You know what I mean? 339 00:12:46,763 --> 00:12:47,900 - Yeah. - Hey, listen, you're gonna have 340 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,244 to pay me back, like, right away. ASAP, okay? 341 00:12:50,288 --> 00:12:53,291 'Cause the Patrick Ewing commemorative Discover Card, 342 00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:54,640 that's for emergencies only. 343 00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:56,468 Get it back soon. Listen, I trust you. 344 00:12:56,511 --> 00:12:58,122 You're my main man. I'd die for you. 345 00:12:58,165 --> 00:12:59,558 Thanks again. 346 00:13:01,473 --> 00:13:04,432 Yeah, I know that collecting dirt is shit work, but... 347 00:13:04,476 --> 00:13:06,739 I've never been to Europe before, so... 348 00:13:09,263 --> 00:13:10,700 - Seanie. - Yeah. 349 00:13:10,743 --> 00:13:13,441 The past 20 years have not always been easy. 350 00:13:13,485 --> 00:13:16,053 We are trapped in an eternal limbo 351 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,578 at the Monaco Grand Hotel and Casino facility. 352 00:13:19,621 --> 00:13:21,145 ... our roses and our thorns. 353 00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:22,842 Oh, look at that. 354 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,758 Oh, she already drank so much. 355 00:13:25,802 --> 00:13:27,455 Our powers are waning, and our minds 356 00:13:27,499 --> 00:13:29,936 are turning into a thick, lumpy soup. 357 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,459 Yes, you have to say you're... 358 00:13:31,503 --> 00:13:34,724 It is like hot onion water. 359 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:37,770 And then you put that in my head and that's my brain now. 360 00:13:37,814 --> 00:13:39,815 In the name of Jesus Christ. 361 00:13:41,774 --> 00:13:43,907 As the pages fall from the calendar, 362 00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:45,778 we can do nothing but wait... 363 00:13:45,822 --> 00:13:47,780 No! 364 00:13:47,824 --> 00:13:50,609 ... amongst the broken tulips 365 00:13:50,652 --> 00:13:52,306 in the Garden State. 366 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:55,788 Vow renewal ceremonies. 367 00:13:55,832 --> 00:13:57,790 Too long. They're too long. 368 00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,749 And I pronounce you man and wife. 369 00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:00,967 Pointless. 370 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:02,621 It has been weeks since any of us 371 00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:05,015 have had even a moment of slumber. 372 00:14:05,058 --> 00:14:07,452 It's actually been only, like, 14 hours, 373 00:14:07,495 --> 00:14:09,454 but they get a little punchy 374 00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:11,195 when they don't get their sleep. 375 00:14:11,238 --> 00:14:12,718 Three, two, one. 376 00:14:12,762 --> 00:14:14,459 - Cheese. - Cheese. Let's do it. 377 00:14:14,502 --> 00:14:16,156 Cheese! 378 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,681 Okay, here we are in... jolly ole England. 379 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,074 I'm in London, mate. 380 00:14:21,118 --> 00:14:22,293 Oh, that's not good. 381 00:14:22,336 --> 00:14:23,598 Just got to get this dirt. 382 00:14:23,642 --> 00:14:25,078 So I'm gonna put you guys down here. 383 00:14:25,122 --> 00:14:28,255 I'm just here for British dirt for Laszlo. 384 00:14:28,299 --> 00:14:29,735 All right. 385 00:14:29,779 --> 00:14:31,911 Back on the plane. 386 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,784 - This Big Bang Theory is really very good. - Bazinga. 387 00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:37,003 Very faithful to the slot machine. 388 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:38,613 - Yeah. - For the last time, 389 00:14:38,657 --> 00:14:43,662 can you turn this TV down?! 390 00:14:43,705 --> 00:14:46,578 Laszlo can be a real Leonard sometimes, 391 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:48,058 - can't he? - Mm-hmm. 392 00:14:48,101 --> 00:14:53,933 Laszlo is feeling very badly for taking $7,539 393 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,806 from Sean for the airplane tickets. 394 00:14:56,849 --> 00:14:58,024 Like a cheap thief. 395 00:14:58,068 --> 00:14:59,460 - I need to sort this... - Yeah. 396 00:14:59,504 --> 00:15:01,027 ... and I need to sort it now. 397 00:15:01,071 --> 00:15:02,289 Bazinga! 398 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,943 Shut up! 399 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,945 What are you doing, playing Ping-Pong or basketball?! 400 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,817 - Come on! - Seanie... 401 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,122 Yeah. Hey, Laz. 402 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,254 Good to see you. 403 00:15:10,297 --> 00:15:11,298 Fuck! Fuck me! 404 00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:13,300 Are you fucking kidding me?! 405 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,389 Learn how to use the board! 406 00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:16,433 Geez... 407 00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:17,914 Are you okay? 408 00:15:17,957 --> 00:15:19,785 Listen, Laz, can I be honest with you? 409 00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:20,873 Of course. 410 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:23,049 I used to have a... 411 00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,921 big-time gambling problem. 412 00:15:24,964 --> 00:15:26,705 - Right. - Like, big-time. You know, I promised Charmaine, 413 00:15:26,748 --> 00:15:28,968 you know, I said, "Hey, listen, we go down to AC, 414 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,927 - I'll be good this time." - Right. 415 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:32,580 And then I have just blown all the money 416 00:15:32,624 --> 00:15:34,669 that we were gonna use for the new deck. 417 00:15:34,713 --> 00:15:37,455 And we still owe money for that stupid vow renewal. 418 00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:39,022 And I've lost all of our money. 419 00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:41,067 There's no money, Laz. 420 00:15:41,111 --> 00:15:42,547 I got to make it back. 421 00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:45,811 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 422 00:15:45,855 --> 00:15:48,640 She's gonna leave me, Laz. 423 00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:49,902 She's gonna leave me. 424 00:15:49,946 --> 00:15:52,383 Yeah, yeah. 425 00:15:52,426 --> 00:15:55,821 What good is some soil from your homeland 426 00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:58,955 when your best friend in the whole world is suffering? 427 00:15:58,998 --> 00:16:01,435 Seanie... ! 428 00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:03,960 And then it hit me. 429 00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:08,268 I know a few bambinos who are absolutely rolling in the dough-re-mi. 430 00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:10,488 Surely they won't miss a few clams. 431 00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:13,012 Oh, this has been such a scream, 432 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,928 catching up with you old so-and-sos. 433 00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:18,452 Unfortunately, I cannot hypnotize them 434 00:16:18,496 --> 00:16:20,411 due to my weakened state. But... 435 00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:24,589 I can definitely use my greatest non-vampiric power, 436 00:16:24,632 --> 00:16:27,374 my irresistible charms. 437 00:16:27,418 --> 00:16:30,508 How's about you guys give me all the money you have? 438 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,945 - Hey, boys? - I don't think so, sugar. 439 00:16:32,989 --> 00:16:35,121 You don't think so? 440 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:36,775 Well, I do think so! 441 00:16:36,818 --> 00:16:40,525 'Cause if you don't empty your motherfucking wallets right now, 442 00:16:40,526 --> 00:16:42,824 I'm going to empty all of you of your lives! 443 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,783 Kill you! Kill you dead! 444 00:16:44,826 --> 00:16:46,741 That's right. 445 00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:47,829 Uh... 446 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,180 Just do it. She's... not well. 447 00:16:50,223 --> 00:16:52,260 - Yeah. - Here you go, sugar. 448 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,733 My sweet maraschino cherry babies. 449 00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:55,734 - Bye. - Yeah. 450 00:16:55,735 --> 00:16:58,971 - Laszlo, get the fuck out of here. - Yeah, yeah. I say, Mr. Sinatra, 451 00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:01,060 forgive me, my mind's a little foggy, but... 452 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,496 last time I looked, 453 00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:04,542 you weren't Chinese. 454 00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:06,979 Ring-a-ding-ding. 455 00:17:07,023 --> 00:17:08,981 I stand corrected. 456 00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:12,115 You guys work with those people? I need that dough. 457 00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:14,726 Here we go. 458 00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,423 Okay. 459 00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:17,467 $20. 460 00:17:17,468 --> 00:17:19,252 $100. What? 461 00:17:19,296 --> 00:17:21,254 This is about $300. 462 00:17:21,298 --> 00:17:24,388 - Oh, fucking... - 300 shitting dollars! 463 00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:25,955 My darling, don't explode, 464 00:17:25,998 --> 00:17:28,348 but are you quite sure they're the real Rat Pack 465 00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:29,784 that you met years ago? 466 00:17:29,828 --> 00:17:31,917 What exactly are you trying to say? 467 00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:33,484 Nothing. All good. 468 00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:36,095 Hello. I'm in Greece. 469 00:17:40,273 --> 00:17:42,449 Aeropuerto... airport... can we go to the airport, please? 470 00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:43,973 Thank you. 471 00:17:46,453 --> 00:17:47,541 Hey. 472 00:17:47,585 --> 00:17:49,326 Look at that. 473 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,676 You got a couple Koothrappalis, 474 00:17:51,719 --> 00:17:54,157 a Hofstadter, and four Wolowitzes. 475 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,941 Oh, and Penny. Not bad. 476 00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:58,422 Do you know what I have been wondering, Colin Robinson? 477 00:17:58,465 --> 00:18:02,992 - What's that? - Why do they call it The Big Bang Theory? 478 00:18:03,035 --> 00:18:05,516 It's about the creation of the universe. 479 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,779 The what? 480 00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:10,738 And in a single instant, 481 00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:13,828 my world was turned upside down. 482 00:18:13,872 --> 00:18:16,570 ... hence the Shaminovich-Cohen conjecture. 483 00:18:16,614 --> 00:18:19,225 I-I gave him the broad strokes, 484 00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:21,358 the heliocentric nuts and bolts, 485 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,881 uh, if you will. 486 00:18:22,924 --> 00:18:24,839 Has nothing to do with cats, like you thought. 487 00:18:24,883 --> 00:18:26,841 But what about the four elephants? 488 00:18:26,885 --> 00:18:28,974 For 750 years, 489 00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:31,063 I believed I knew the truth: 490 00:18:31,107 --> 00:18:33,152 that the Earth rested upon the shoulders 491 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,589 of four mighty elephants... 492 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,374 Forget about the four elephants. 493 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:40,246 ... who stood on a shell of a large and noble turtle. 494 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,378 Look at the turtle. 495 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,985 - Uh-huh. - And then four more elephants. 496 00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:47,775 ... around which the sun and the moon and all the stars revolve. 497 00:18:47,819 --> 00:18:50,952 But now, thanks to modern science, 498 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:54,521 Nandor understands that we're all just temporary aggregations 499 00:18:54,565 --> 00:18:58,090 of dust and fluid camping out on a big rock 500 00:18:58,134 --> 00:19:00,484 that's just one of an infinite number 501 00:19:00,527 --> 00:19:01,920 of equally unspecial 502 00:19:01,963 --> 00:19:05,228 big rocks that make up part 503 00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:07,534 of this vast and uncaring universe. 504 00:19:07,578 --> 00:19:08,927 This is science. 505 00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:10,400 But this is a turtle. 506 00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:14,889 The world which I have known for seven and a half centuries... 507 00:19:14,933 --> 00:19:16,978 is a lie. 508 00:19:21,374 --> 00:19:22,767 Okay, so we're here at the border, 509 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,551 and he's just talking to the soldier. 510 00:19:24,595 --> 00:19:26,075 While he's doing that, I'm gonna go... 511 00:19:26,118 --> 00:19:27,337 Okay. 512 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:28,947 Just gonna get some dirt right here. 513 00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:30,166 Just gonna get... 514 00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:32,124 We got to go. 515 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,317 Hours pass, 516 00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:37,450 but the cosmic words of Colin Robinson 517 00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:40,496 are still bouncing around my slumberless head. 518 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,672 Really makes you think. 519 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:45,501 What's the point of it all? 520 00:19:45,545 --> 00:19:47,851 What does it mean to be a vampire? 521 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,854 I mean, we have no real families. 522 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,770 Some of us don't even have girlfriends. 523 00:19:53,814 --> 00:19:57,034 Even Sheldon had a girlfriend. 524 00:19:57,078 --> 00:20:00,211 But me? I am all alone, 525 00:20:00,255 --> 00:20:03,911 floating through the cold, dark universe like... 526 00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:06,522 a little grain of furry sand. 527 00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:12,444 I got 'em. 528 00:20:12,488 --> 00:20:14,228 One, two, three. 529 00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:15,272 - I got them al... - Something to drink? 530 00:20:15,273 --> 00:20:16,840 No, thank you! 531 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,932 I'm back! And I brought every... 532 00:20:21,975 --> 00:20:24,325 What happened... here? 533 00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:27,154 I have caused my best human friend Sean 534 00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:30,070 to be on the brink of financial ruin and heartache. 535 00:20:30,114 --> 00:20:32,377 We are just like my beloved Rat Pack... 536 00:20:32,421 --> 00:20:34,901 once glorious, now pathetic peasants. 537 00:20:34,945 --> 00:20:36,990 And, also, I have never felt 538 00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:39,732 so small, and what is the point of anything? 539 00:20:39,776 --> 00:20:42,822 They won't let me watch my favorite TV show with the sound up. 540 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,868 Okay. 541 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,218 First things first, you need to slumber. 542 00:20:47,261 --> 00:20:49,655 - Huh? - Here you go. And while you're slumbering, 543 00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:52,266 - I'll think of a plan. - But, first, 544 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:55,356 scatter the soil around our insignificant bodies. 545 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,664 No. First, turn up the sound on my fancy casino show. 546 00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:01,885 * Roll the dice * 547 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,626 * Spin that wheel * 548 00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:06,411 * Double down on a lucky deal * 549 00:21:06,455 --> 00:21:08,108 * Feel the breeze where * 550 00:21:08,152 --> 00:21:11,416 * The boardwalk meets the shore... * 551 00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:13,287 Before we get started, should we go around the group, 552 00:21:13,331 --> 00:21:14,767 see how everyone's energy is doing? 553 00:21:14,811 --> 00:21:17,600 - No. Fuck off. - Okay. Back to normal then. 554 00:21:17,601 --> 00:21:19,946 So, at 6:47, I'm gonna go down to the box office. 555 00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:21,470 I'm gonna buy our tickets for the fight. 556 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,515 - Yes, Guillermo, we've got it. - Okay, okay. 557 00:21:23,559 --> 00:21:25,430 - Just want to make sure everyone knows what the plan is. - Honestly, 558 00:21:25,474 --> 00:21:27,171 sometimes I just think you love the sound of your own voice. 559 00:21:27,214 --> 00:21:28,738 You know what? Let's go. 560 00:21:28,781 --> 00:21:30,609 Let's... let's do the plan. 561 00:21:30,653 --> 00:21:33,046 I wasn't really listening, so if you wouldn't mind repeating it. 562 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,528 Master, what are you gonna do? 563 00:21:36,572 --> 00:21:39,313 I am to meet my mark... Eli Jackson the boxer... 564 00:21:39,357 --> 00:21:42,752 by the main elevator at 6:52 in the p.m.'s. 565 00:21:42,795 --> 00:21:45,015 Shit. 566 00:21:45,058 --> 00:21:46,625 Going down. 567 00:21:46,669 --> 00:21:49,236 Into my hypnotic trance. 568 00:21:50,847 --> 00:21:52,813 - Laszlo? - At 6:55, 569 00:21:52,857 --> 00:21:54,981 I hypnotize "Arturio" Rodriguez. 570 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:58,607 Mr. Rodriguez, could I have a self-portrait photograph? 571 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,652 Splendid. 572 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:02,741 Piece of piss. 573 00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:05,439 It is 6:59. 574 00:22:05,483 --> 00:22:07,659 Time to place a nice, simple bet. 575 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:08,834 Hello! 576 00:22:08,878 --> 00:22:11,315 And in the red corner, 577 00:22:11,358 --> 00:22:13,230 - heavyweight champion... - At 8:00 p.m., we all take our seats 578 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:14,405 at the fight. 579 00:22:16,363 --> 00:22:19,192 Ten seconds into round six, 580 00:22:19,236 --> 00:22:20,236 I trigger the hypnosis of the two 581 00:22:20,237 --> 00:22:22,500 very large warrior men by crying out... 582 00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:25,024 * Ain't that a kick in the * 583 00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:28,114 * Head... ? * 584 00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:32,858 No! 585 00:22:32,902 --> 00:22:35,469 - It worked! - Yes! 586 00:22:35,513 --> 00:22:37,384 - Look at that! - Yes! 587 00:22:37,428 --> 00:22:40,605 And that is why Frankie said that I should be the Voice. 588 00:22:42,955 --> 00:22:45,349 23... 589 00:22:45,392 --> 00:22:46,742 Benjamin Franklin. 590 00:22:46,785 --> 00:22:49,005 A lot of people think he was president. 591 00:22:49,048 --> 00:22:50,528 They're wrong. He was an ambassador. 592 00:22:50,571 --> 00:22:52,051 24... Stay with me. 593 00:22:52,095 --> 00:22:53,705 Stay... I... 594 00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:56,186 Shoot. Now I lost my spot. 595 00:22:56,229 --> 00:22:58,710 - Uh, how does it... ? - You have to step on it. 596 00:22:58,754 --> 00:23:00,494 - I'm on. I'm on! - Just... 597 00:23:00,538 --> 00:23:02,583 - What is happening? Am I flying? - Just hold on to this. 598 00:23:02,627 --> 00:23:04,455 - Possessed by witches. - Nadja, turn around, turn around. 599 00:23:04,498 --> 00:23:05,761 - Jump, jump, jump, jump. - Keep moving. Leap. 600 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,154 There he is. Sean. 601 00:23:08,198 --> 00:23:09,503 Hey, Laz. What's going on? 602 00:23:09,547 --> 00:23:10,766 A gentleman's debt, 603 00:23:10,809 --> 00:23:13,725 repaid in full. 604 00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:16,162 Oh! 605 00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:17,773 Oh, my God! 606 00:23:17,816 --> 00:23:19,644 Laz, you're a lifesaver! 607 00:23:19,688 --> 00:23:21,733 Thank you. You don't know what you just did. 608 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,779 I could kiss you. And I promise you, 609 00:23:23,822 --> 00:23:26,085 I'm never, ever, ever gonna do this again. 610 00:23:26,129 --> 00:23:27,826 - I promise you guys. That's it. I'm done. - Mm. 611 00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:30,176 - I'm never gambling again. I'm a new man. - Good. 612 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:32,265 - Good man. - All right. You guys are lifesavers. 613 00:23:32,309 --> 00:23:34,398 - Oh, thank God. - We just did such a wonderful thing, my love. 614 00:23:34,441 --> 00:23:36,226 I think we did. 615 00:23:41,492 --> 00:23:44,538 Put it all on lucky number 12! 616 00:23:44,582 --> 00:23:49,195 * Life spins like a wheel * 617 00:23:49,239 --> 00:23:50,849 * You bet * 618 00:23:50,893 --> 00:23:53,547 * Just what you feel * 619 00:23:53,591 --> 00:23:56,202 * The chance * 620 00:23:56,246 --> 00:23:58,857 * Life is the chance... * 621 00:23:58,901 --> 00:24:00,554 I didn't want a pine deck, and now I'm stuck 622 00:24:00,598 --> 00:24:01,642 with a freakin' pine deck. 623 00:24:01,686 --> 00:24:03,732 Oh, that's a hell of a beaver. 624 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,275 - Charmaine... - What the fuck? You bet the deck? 625 00:24:05,298 --> 00:24:07,039 You did a very good job, Guillermo. 626 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,562 Oh. Thank you. 627 00:24:08,606 --> 00:24:11,043 This is from all of us. 628 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,219 What-what is this? 629 00:24:13,263 --> 00:24:14,655 Surprise. 630 00:24:14,699 --> 00:24:16,919 "You are a very good familiar." 631 00:24:16,962 --> 00:24:20,226 And "familiar" is crossed out and replaced with "bodyguard." 632 00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:21,837 - You are the bodyguard. - Bodyguard. 633 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,752 We're all a big family here. 634 00:24:45,382 --> 00:24:47,819 * With the turn of a card and the flip of a coin * 635 00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:49,342 * You're in love * 636 00:24:50,387 --> 00:24:53,346 * With the turn of a card, ha * 637 00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:55,348 * Flip of a coin, ha * 638 00:24:55,392 --> 00:24:57,394 * Ha, love! * 639 00:25:40,611 --> 00:25:45,834 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 640 00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:56,980 I think this is gonna be the perfect place to work without distraction. 641 00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:59,852 This place inspires us. 642 00:26:02,507 --> 00:26:03,856 We're not safe here. 643 00:26:05,379 --> 00:26:08,426 It takes pain to make beautiful things. 644 00:26:08,469 --> 00:26:10,471 I'm trying to keep his family together 645 00:26:10,515 --> 00:26:13,300 under very difficult circumstances 646 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,399 You're probably wondering what we're doing. 647 00:26:25,443 --> 00:26:26,923 Short answer, saving the earth. 648 00:26:26,966 --> 00:26:28,577 Again. 649 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,795 I'm not leaving without you. 650 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:32,102 I need something soft to land on. 651 00:26:39,022 --> 00:26:41,981 We've heard rumors that some men survived. 652 00:26:42,025 --> 00:26:43,896 Those people will jump at anything 653 00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:45,768 that has a whiff of conspiracy. 654 00:26:45,811 --> 00:26:46,943 So you'd better be sure. 655 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:53,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -