1 00:00:28,968 --> 00:00:31,101 It's a really weird time in the household 2 00:00:31,144 --> 00:00:35,148 because Colin Robinson is no longer with us. 3 00:00:35,192 --> 00:00:37,150 I mean, vampires are no strangers to death. 4 00:00:37,194 --> 00:00:39,718 They deal with it every day with the people that they kill. 5 00:00:39,761 --> 00:00:41,633 But when they lose one of their own, 6 00:00:41,676 --> 00:00:43,243 they just don't know how to deal with it. 7 00:00:43,287 --> 00:00:45,158 I mean, their only funeral-type tradition 8 00:00:45,202 --> 00:00:46,942 is that they get a new portrait made 9 00:00:46,986 --> 00:00:48,553 with all of them except for the newly deceased, 10 00:00:48,596 --> 00:00:50,032 and I don't think that's a really healthy way 11 00:00:50,076 --> 00:00:52,165 of dealing with the loss of a family member. 12 00:00:52,209 --> 00:00:54,472 Perhaps we'd all like to go around the room 13 00:00:54,515 --> 00:00:57,280 and each one of say something that we liked 14 00:00:57,283 --> 00:00:59,085 - about Colin Robinson? - Oh, leave us alone, Guillermo. 15 00:00:59,129 --> 00:01:00,608 You're giving everyone a big bummer. 16 00:01:00,652 --> 00:01:02,262 When she's right, she's right. 17 00:01:02,306 --> 00:01:04,090 - Should he even be here? - I know. 18 00:01:04,134 --> 00:01:07,572 I did think this was sort of a "vampires only" portrait. 19 00:01:07,615 --> 00:01:09,269 Hey, he is a valued member of the team 20 00:01:09,313 --> 00:01:12,185 and has every right to be in this portrait. 21 00:01:12,229 --> 00:01:14,840 Even though he is a dog. 22 00:01:14,883 --> 00:01:16,320 I wasn't talking about the dog, you halfwit, 23 00:01:16,363 --> 00:01:17,930 I was talking about Gizmo. 24 00:01:17,973 --> 00:01:19,018 Yes, well, Gizmo needs to be here 25 00:01:19,061 --> 00:01:20,933 to help control the Hellhound. 26 00:01:20,976 --> 00:01:22,282 If they talked about their feelings, 27 00:01:22,326 --> 00:01:23,675 then the healing could begin. 28 00:01:23,718 --> 00:01:24,850 Guillermo, 29 00:01:24,893 --> 00:01:26,243 your Hellhound is wandering around 30 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:27,896 and pissing all over our floors. 31 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:30,203 And once they're healed, they would realize that 32 00:01:30,247 --> 00:01:31,683 the dynamic's a little off. 33 00:01:31,726 --> 00:01:34,381 So maybe they need to make a new vampire. 34 00:01:34,425 --> 00:01:37,645 I-I just heard it, and I know... 35 00:01:37,689 --> 00:01:39,212 I know what you're thinking, 36 00:01:39,256 --> 00:01:41,475 but I truly believe that that's what's needed 37 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:44,783 to really restore... And I deserve it. 38 00:02:21,734 --> 00:02:23,344 Yeah, I took up painting 39 00:02:23,388 --> 00:02:25,042 during season two of Grounded for Life. 40 00:02:25,085 --> 00:02:26,521 As an actor, you spend a lot of time 41 00:02:26,565 --> 00:02:28,262 sitting around your trailer, waiting for them 42 00:02:28,306 --> 00:02:30,003 to light the next scene or whatnot, 43 00:02:30,047 --> 00:02:33,137 so I got some brushes and a how-to book from Blick, 44 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:34,703 and I think I've gotten pretty good. 45 00:02:34,747 --> 00:02:37,054 This is the cast of Grounded for Life. 46 00:02:37,097 --> 00:02:39,360 Oh, my God, Jake and Griffin were so squirrely, 47 00:02:39,404 --> 00:02:41,188 I was like, "Look, here's the deal. 48 00:02:41,232 --> 00:02:43,408 I'm gonna take a picture, and then you guys can fuck off 49 00:02:43,451 --> 00:02:45,801 and do whatever you want to do." 50 00:02:45,845 --> 00:02:48,413 I finished the painting from a photo, but you know, 51 00:02:48,456 --> 00:02:50,676 that's the way a lot of the masters work now. 52 00:02:50,719 --> 00:02:53,287 This is the front gate of Radford in Studio City. 53 00:02:53,331 --> 00:02:55,463 I was really happy with the way the light reflected 54 00:02:55,507 --> 00:02:57,335 off the admin building that day. 55 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,859 I think I really captured it. 56 00:02:59,902 --> 00:03:02,601 This was a gaffer I worked with on ER. 57 00:03:02,644 --> 00:03:04,472 The guy had just such an amazing face, 58 00:03:04,516 --> 00:03:06,039 I was just staring at it. 59 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:07,736 I was staring at it when I was on camera, 60 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:09,564 which would get me in trouble, you know? 61 00:03:09,608 --> 00:03:12,741 But I think I really got his essence. 62 00:03:12,785 --> 00:03:14,395 So when the gang here said that they needed 63 00:03:14,439 --> 00:03:16,049 a new portrait done, I said I'd be more than happy 64 00:03:16,093 --> 00:03:18,704 to stick around and do it because I had some downtime 65 00:03:18,747 --> 00:03:21,359 between the next meeting of the Worldwide Vampiric Council 66 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:25,145 and the two-episode arc I booked on SVU next month. 67 00:03:25,189 --> 00:03:27,234 You gotta remember I came up with MTV in the '90s, 68 00:03:27,278 --> 00:03:30,672 where they were like, "Go shoot 15 hours of Jimmy the Cab Driver, 69 00:03:30,716 --> 00:03:32,196 and then we'll figure out where to stick it later," 70 00:03:32,239 --> 00:03:33,849 - but when I got Grounded... - Oof. 71 00:03:33,893 --> 00:03:35,634 - This buhbutz is really killing me. - I know. 72 00:03:35,677 --> 00:03:38,071 Right? I mean, I like the cinema, 73 00:03:38,115 --> 00:03:40,334 but don't need to know how the sausage is made. 74 00:03:40,378 --> 00:03:42,119 Yeah, and it's kind of insensitive. 75 00:03:42,162 --> 00:03:44,610 I mean, we're all still mourning the death of Colin Robinson. 76 00:03:44,611 --> 00:03:46,036 - I'm not. - Well, that's what I'm talking about. 77 00:03:46,079 --> 00:03:47,559 We need to talk about that. 78 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,778 - How you're feeling... - We don't need to talk about anything. 79 00:03:49,822 --> 00:03:51,606 We are having our picture painted. 80 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:53,826 Then we will have a picture that Colin Robinson is not in, 81 00:03:53,869 --> 00:03:56,698 and we can forget about him forever, and this will heal us. 82 00:03:56,742 --> 00:03:58,700 Why did we have to rush it? 83 00:03:58,744 --> 00:04:00,006 The corpse has barely begun to stink, 84 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:01,529 and we've got the Tao of Steve 85 00:04:01,573 --> 00:04:03,096 - painting our portrait. - Oh, here we go. 86 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:05,881 Nadja's masking her true feelings with a joke. 87 00:04:05,925 --> 00:04:07,883 That was not a joke. A joke has a punchline. 88 00:04:07,927 --> 00:04:09,363 And you wouldn't know a punchline if it ran over 89 00:04:09,407 --> 00:04:11,061 your scrotum with a penny farthing! 90 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,109 Oh, I am sorry, but that was a good one. 91 00:04:16,153 --> 00:04:18,981 Also, I feast upon hate. 92 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,114 You know what? Fuck this whole thing! 93 00:04:21,158 --> 00:04:24,161 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 94 00:04:24,204 --> 00:04:27,773 You're cool. Fuck you, and fuck you! 95 00:04:27,816 --> 00:04:29,296 - Fuck all this shit! - Whoa. 96 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:31,124 You are not storming away from me. 97 00:04:31,168 --> 00:04:33,909 I am storming away from you, but in a different direction! 98 00:04:33,953 --> 00:04:35,650 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Fuck you. 99 00:04:35,694 --> 00:04:36,999 You know what, maybe we should just 100 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:38,697 take five, shake it off. 101 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,699 When he says "take five," five of what? 102 00:04:40,742 --> 00:04:42,222 And where are we taking them? 103 00:04:42,266 --> 00:04:45,225 This last year, it has not been easy on me. 104 00:04:45,269 --> 00:04:49,142 My search for love has been stymied at every turn. 105 00:04:49,186 --> 00:04:50,883 - I'm a lesbian. - Are you sure? 106 00:04:50,926 --> 00:04:52,058 Definitely sure. 107 00:04:52,102 --> 00:04:55,496 Would you do me the honor of being my vampire bride? 108 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:57,455 I was married before. 109 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,303 I discovered that there is no meaning 110 00:04:59,304 --> 00:05:01,633 or purpose to the universe, 111 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,417 because of the Big Bang Theory. 112 00:05:03,461 --> 00:05:06,551 And on top of all that, the death of Colin Robinson... 113 00:05:06,594 --> 00:05:10,250 it has, I must confess, hit me quite hard. 114 00:05:10,294 --> 00:05:12,165 Life is precious. 115 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:16,865 Even so-called eternal life can be snuffed out at a moment's notice. 116 00:05:16,909 --> 00:05:19,651 Colin Robinson's head imploding into a pile of goo 117 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:24,438 has made me realize that I need to make the most of my life. 118 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:29,290 Which is why I've decided to leave Staten Island and travel the world. 119 00:05:29,291 --> 00:05:32,881 - What? - Visit the Great Fjords of whatever country they're in. 120 00:05:32,925 --> 00:05:34,970 Get a job on one of those boats that collect plastic 121 00:05:35,014 --> 00:05:36,755 - from the ocean. - What the hell are you talking about? 122 00:05:36,798 --> 00:05:40,715 - Guillermo, did I not tell you all this already? - No. 123 00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:42,587 - Sorry. Would you mind giving us a moment? - Sorry. 124 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:44,154 Can you just give us one minute? 125 00:05:44,197 --> 00:05:45,416 - Thank you so much. - Appreciate it. 126 00:05:45,459 --> 00:05:47,069 Careful with the rug. 127 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,723 You can't make any rational decisions right now 128 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,247 because you're dealing with Colin Robinson's death 129 00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:51,596 and you're running away from your feelings. 130 00:05:51,639 --> 00:05:53,206 Yeah. So what? I hate my feelings. 131 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,947 You know what, this plan, it sounds great out loud, 132 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:56,731 but I-I, I just can't drop everything that I'm doing. 133 00:05:56,775 --> 00:05:58,298 I have duties, you know. Responsibilities. 134 00:05:58,342 --> 00:06:00,082 Like, my mom is here. I can't just pack a bag 135 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,475 and go on a world tour with you at the drop of a hat. 136 00:06:01,519 --> 00:06:04,304 You're not coming with me. 137 00:06:04,348 --> 00:06:06,219 What? 138 00:06:06,263 --> 00:06:08,482 You are one of the things I need to get away from 139 00:06:08,526 --> 00:06:10,136 to make a fresh start. 140 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:12,312 No offense. 141 00:06:12,356 --> 00:06:14,140 Okay, well, how you gonna travel? 142 00:06:14,184 --> 00:06:15,924 Just by night? You're just gonna carry 143 00:06:15,968 --> 00:06:17,578 your ancestral dirt with you and your coffin wherever you go? 144 00:06:17,622 --> 00:06:19,841 - That-that's insane. - Yes, you're right. 145 00:06:19,885 --> 00:06:21,582 There's a lot of details to figure out. 146 00:06:21,626 --> 00:06:24,672 And you are going to figure them out for me. 147 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:27,197 - Oh, surprise, surprise. - As your last duty. 148 00:06:28,807 --> 00:06:31,766 My sweet, sweet Guillermo. 149 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:34,987 You don't understand because? 150 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:36,989 I'm not a vampire. 151 00:06:37,032 --> 00:06:39,426 Yes! Trust me, 152 00:06:39,470 --> 00:06:42,299 Nadja and Laszlo, they are itching to get away. 153 00:06:42,342 --> 00:06:45,084 These vampire pods, they don't last forever. 154 00:06:45,127 --> 00:06:47,260 And I'm not gonna be the last one in here 155 00:06:47,304 --> 00:06:49,828 all alone like a fucking loser. 156 00:06:52,657 --> 00:06:54,311 I would rather not talk about the death 157 00:06:54,354 --> 00:06:57,401 of Shmolin Shmobinson because my dear husband Laszlo 158 00:06:57,444 --> 00:06:58,924 is having a bit of a hard time dealing with it. 159 00:06:58,967 --> 00:07:00,404 What are you talking about? 160 00:07:00,447 --> 00:07:01,788 I said you were having a hard time dealing 161 00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:04,669 with Colin Robinson's very disgusting and tragic death. 162 00:07:04,712 --> 00:07:07,106 Well, that would be bullshit, then, wouldn't it, my darling? 163 00:07:07,149 --> 00:07:08,847 I couldn't give a tinker's fig. 164 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:10,283 People die all the time. 165 00:07:10,327 --> 00:07:12,764 Animals die, plants die. 166 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:13,852 Oh, Gizmo, it's just you. 167 00:07:13,895 --> 00:07:15,593 It's kind of important. 168 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,812 Can't you see I'm doing my talking-to-the-camera thing? 169 00:07:17,856 --> 00:07:20,424 I'm busy. Shoo! 170 00:07:20,467 --> 00:07:21,947 ... by lunchtime I was in the whorehouse 171 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:24,297 with two prostitutes and three good-time boys. 172 00:07:24,341 --> 00:07:27,039 Hold on, I've just had the best idea. 173 00:07:27,082 --> 00:07:28,258 I think I might know just the thing 174 00:07:28,301 --> 00:07:30,303 to cheer you up, my love. 175 00:07:30,347 --> 00:07:31,826 I don't need cheering up. 176 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,611 How's about me and you take a lovely little trip 177 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,918 - back to merry old England? - No. 178 00:07:36,962 --> 00:07:38,572 We could get a red bus and make love in it. 179 00:07:38,616 --> 00:07:41,793 We could get a black cab and make love in it. 180 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:44,230 We could go to Madame Tussaud's and look around. 181 00:07:44,274 --> 00:07:45,927 If I were to need rest and recuperation 182 00:07:45,971 --> 00:07:48,930 for my dear friend's death, that fuck hole would be 183 00:07:48,974 --> 00:07:50,845 the last place on Earth 184 00:07:50,889 --> 00:07:52,238 that I would choose to go back to. 185 00:07:52,282 --> 00:07:54,719 You know this. I made a precious vow 186 00:07:54,762 --> 00:07:57,939 - never to go back there again. - Laszlo! Ugh! 187 00:07:57,983 --> 00:08:01,160 United Kingdom? United Ding-dong, more like. 188 00:08:01,203 --> 00:08:03,771 Nadja, Nadja, I really need your help. 189 00:08:03,815 --> 00:08:05,207 It's about Nandor. 190 00:08:06,818 --> 00:08:10,691 I suppose we just wait. I don't know. 191 00:08:10,735 --> 00:08:12,214 We have a problem. 192 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:13,738 You are not the only one with problems, Gizmo! 193 00:08:13,781 --> 00:08:15,653 Look at you. "Oh, everyone feel sorry for me 194 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,132 'cause I'm a pathetic human, 195 00:08:17,176 --> 00:08:20,266 and I can't fly, and all I do is sit on the toilet all day." 196 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:23,400 Well, what about my needs? Look. Look at this. 197 00:08:26,359 --> 00:08:28,709 Uh, that's not how that works. 198 00:08:28,753 --> 00:08:30,232 - Oh, you do it! - Okay. 199 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:32,322 This is a glass paperweight, 200 00:08:32,365 --> 00:08:34,933 and this is the TV control. 201 00:08:34,976 --> 00:08:36,891 - We push this in... - Patronizing. 202 00:08:36,935 --> 00:08:38,502 ... and play. 203 00:08:41,766 --> 00:08:44,899 - This is not taping over RuPaul, is it? - No, no. 204 00:08:44,943 --> 00:08:46,640 - 'Cause I haven't seen the latest episode. - It's a fresh... 205 00:08:46,684 --> 00:08:48,990 - Okay, good. What? - We're recording. 206 00:08:49,034 --> 00:08:50,557 Oh. Ahem. 207 00:08:50,601 --> 00:08:54,082 Dark greetings, Nadja of Antipaxos. 208 00:08:54,126 --> 00:08:58,173 You must know by now that I've had my eye on you for quite some time. 209 00:08:58,217 --> 00:09:00,785 Your work on your local Vampiric Council 210 00:09:00,828 --> 00:09:03,701 has been quite impressive. Yas, queen. 211 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,833 Everyone is going on about it. 212 00:09:05,877 --> 00:09:07,876 And thus, we would be delighted 213 00:09:07,877 --> 00:09:11,491 for you to join us in London, in England, 214 00:09:11,535 --> 00:09:13,972 where you will take a position that ranks amongst 215 00:09:14,015 --> 00:09:18,237 the highest of all worldwide Vampiric Council positions. 216 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,500 We do hope you'll accept this offer promptly, 217 00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:22,546 because as you know, vampires hate waiting. 218 00:09:22,589 --> 00:09:25,897 Even though we're immortal, waiting is just still a thing. 219 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,813 So, if you accept, as fast as you can, 220 00:09:28,856 --> 00:09:32,338 tape your acceptance speech on a VHS tape, and then 221 00:09:32,382 --> 00:09:35,385 put it in an envelope and send it by mail, 222 00:09:35,428 --> 00:09:37,604 and eventually it'll get to us. 223 00:09:37,648 --> 00:09:39,389 This is your last ch... 224 00:09:39,432 --> 00:09:41,434 You're thinking of leaving, too? 225 00:09:41,478 --> 00:09:43,393 Of course I want to leave. 226 00:09:43,436 --> 00:09:45,656 It is such a great honor and opportunity, 227 00:09:45,699 --> 00:09:47,875 and I would have a chance to finally do something 228 00:09:47,919 --> 00:09:49,573 with my stupid eternal life. 229 00:09:49,616 --> 00:09:51,009 But it is not to be. 230 00:09:51,052 --> 00:09:52,227 - Good. - What?! 231 00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:53,707 I mean, uh, why? 232 00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:56,014 Because Laszlo will never go back to England. 233 00:09:56,057 --> 00:09:58,059 You heard him. He has sworn it. 234 00:09:58,103 --> 00:09:59,931 But I cannot leave him on his own. 235 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:03,456 You know, I went on holiday for two weeks in 1924, 236 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,502 and when I got back, he hadn't fed himself once. 237 00:10:05,545 --> 00:10:08,766 He spent all his time writing poetry and wanking. 238 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,332 So, no, I can't go. 239 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,683 So you're saying if Laszlo doesn't go, 240 00:10:12,726 --> 00:10:15,599 then you certainly won't go? 241 00:10:15,642 --> 00:10:17,818 I literally just said that to you. 242 00:10:20,342 --> 00:10:21,822 I know it seems like I'm panicking, 243 00:10:21,866 --> 00:10:23,650 but I'm not panicking. It's just that I'm afraid 244 00:10:23,694 --> 00:10:25,478 it's like a party; as soon as one person leaves the party, 245 00:10:25,522 --> 00:10:27,306 another person decides it's okay for them to leave the party, 246 00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:28,568 and before you know it, the whole party's over. 247 00:10:28,612 --> 00:10:30,918 And you devoted 12 years of your life to a certain type of party, 248 00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:33,704 and it's not gonna end like this! 249 00:10:34,661 --> 00:10:36,533 Sorry. 250 00:10:36,576 --> 00:10:37,925 Hey... 251 00:10:37,969 --> 00:10:39,100 Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you, 252 00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:40,624 I just had a question. 253 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,539 If this has anything to do with the fact that 254 00:10:42,582 --> 00:10:44,541 I won't let anybody touch Colin Robinson's body, 255 00:10:44,584 --> 00:10:47,108 yet I myself have not been down to the basement 256 00:10:47,152 --> 00:10:49,633 to pay my respects, I can answer that. 257 00:10:49,676 --> 00:10:52,592 There's nothing down there. Only a bag of skin. 258 00:10:52,636 --> 00:10:57,423 Plus I find that kind of sentimental gesture fucking tawdry. 259 00:10:57,467 --> 00:11:01,296 No, no, that wasn't it. I wasn't... 260 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,821 No, it was just a random question that I was... 261 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:07,564 What do you think about England? Is it a cool place to live? 262 00:11:07,607 --> 00:11:11,698 No, it is absolutely not a cool place to live. 263 00:11:11,742 --> 00:11:13,570 - Why not? - You want to know a story about 264 00:11:13,613 --> 00:11:16,877 - England and the English way? - Yeah. 265 00:11:16,921 --> 00:11:20,490 I used to be a member of a club. 266 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,013 The Sherwood Club of London. 267 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,406 My father was a member of a club 268 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,757 called the Sherwood Club of London. 269 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,367 His father was a member of a club 270 00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:31,239 called the Sherwood Club of London. 271 00:11:31,283 --> 00:11:33,894 - You get where I'm going with this? - I think so. 272 00:11:33,938 --> 00:11:36,431 Anyway, treachery was afoot, and I was expelled 273 00:11:36,475 --> 00:11:38,551 from the Sherwood Club of London. 274 00:11:38,595 --> 00:11:41,685 The decision was unanimous. 275 00:11:41,728 --> 00:11:45,863 So I left the UK and came here, 276 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,299 to the New World. 277 00:11:47,342 --> 00:11:49,736 To the land of opportunity, 278 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:52,609 where men... and, I'm told, some women... 279 00:11:52,652 --> 00:11:55,263 can be kings of their own castle. 280 00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:58,832 Where industrialists can rub shoulders with chimney sweeps. 281 00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:01,095 My late friend Walt Whitman said to me, 282 00:12:01,139 --> 00:12:03,881 - "You'd better put that away, Laszlo... " - So you're saying 283 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:08,233 you would never, ever go back to England. 284 00:12:08,276 --> 00:12:09,582 Yes, I am. 285 00:12:09,626 --> 00:12:11,279 I would never, ever, 286 00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:14,152 ever, ever, ever 287 00:12:14,195 --> 00:12:15,545 go back to England. 288 00:12:15,588 --> 00:12:16,937 Well, there you have it. 289 00:12:16,981 --> 00:12:18,548 Oh. 290 00:12:18,591 --> 00:12:19,678 - There's the bell. - Five minutes, vamps. 291 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:22,377 - Time to get back to the portrait. - Tell him to fuck off. 292 00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:23,770 - I'm busy here. - All right. 293 00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:27,774 Plus, that conversation about my homeland has given me the pip. 294 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:29,689 - Of course. - I shall need ten minutes to recover. 295 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,265 Hel-lo. 296 00:12:40,308 --> 00:12:42,572 Your English is coming along nicely. 297 00:12:42,615 --> 00:12:43,800 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 298 00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:46,401 - Hey... - You see? You have made progress. 299 00:12:46,445 --> 00:12:48,882 I have to remind myself that vampires always make 300 00:12:48,926 --> 00:12:51,668 these grandiose plans, but they never see them through. 301 00:12:51,711 --> 00:12:53,495 - Everything's gonna be A-ok... - It's a map. 302 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,019 It's a cape. 303 00:12:55,062 --> 00:12:56,890 - It's a mape! - I'll tell you what, 304 00:12:56,934 --> 00:12:59,980 - world travel looks good on you, Nandor. - Thank you. 305 00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:03,070 Oh, hi, Guillermo. Good news. 306 00:13:03,114 --> 00:13:06,247 She is an expert on international vampire travel. 307 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:09,729 It's true. I book all the trips for the Vampiric Council. 308 00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:12,166 - Really the only fun part of my job. - Yes. 309 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:13,907 Anyway, we figured out all the details 310 00:13:13,951 --> 00:13:15,648 - so you don't have to worry about a thing. - No. 311 00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:18,129 I mean, I don't think you've thought of everything. 312 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,696 - I mean, what about... - The coffin? Super easy. 313 00:13:19,739 --> 00:13:21,219 All you need is international bill of lading, 314 00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:22,437 - and that's kind of it. - Really? 315 00:13:22,481 --> 00:13:23,874 - Here's a tip. - Yes? 316 00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:26,746 Put your ancestral soil in your Jansport 317 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:29,880 so it's always on your back, and you can just lie down anywhere. 318 00:13:29,923 --> 00:13:32,317 - What's a Jansport? - It's a backpack. 319 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,189 - It's a very popular backpack. - It's a children's backpack. 320 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,061 That's smart. That's very smart. 321 00:13:37,104 --> 00:13:38,671 - Anyone could have thought of that. - Let's celebrate. 322 00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:42,980 Master, listen to me. 323 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,721 Nadja and Laszlo aren't leaving after all. 324 00:13:44,764 --> 00:13:46,679 So you don't have to worry about being all by yourself. 325 00:13:46,723 --> 00:13:49,073 But I'm excited for this trip now. 326 00:13:49,116 --> 00:13:52,206 It's gonna be a real eat, prey, love kind journey for me. 327 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,426 What do you mean? You're gonna pray? 328 00:13:54,469 --> 00:13:56,515 Well, how am I gonna eat if I don't prey on people, dummy? 329 00:13:56,558 --> 00:14:00,345 Now, you must travel by railway and always at night. 330 00:14:00,388 --> 00:14:01,781 It's the only way to stay safe. 331 00:14:01,825 --> 00:14:04,262 Plus, it's usually much cheaper. 332 00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:06,351 Oh, I'm so excited. 333 00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:09,354 I cannot wait to see all the wonders of the world. 334 00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:10,964 The Colossus of Rhodes. 335 00:14:11,008 --> 00:14:13,401 The Hanging Gardens of Babylon. 336 00:14:13,445 --> 00:14:15,360 The beautiful unmarred face of the Sphinx. 337 00:14:15,403 --> 00:14:17,980 Ah, cheers to that! 338 00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:19,145 - We should finish our portrait. - Come on, everybody! 339 00:14:19,146 --> 00:14:20,146 - Shall we? - Absolutely. 340 00:14:20,147 --> 00:14:22,846 And there are so many wonderful vampire hosts 341 00:14:22,889 --> 00:14:24,325 - I can hook you up with. - Oh, please. 342 00:14:26,327 --> 00:14:27,807 You know, you spend your whole life wanting 343 00:14:27,851 --> 00:14:30,505 to shoot in New York; Brooklyn in this case. 344 00:14:30,549 --> 00:14:32,072 We were at Steiner Studios. 345 00:14:32,116 --> 00:14:34,466 And then you find yourself so far from your family, 346 00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:36,555 - it gets kind of lonely. - I have to say something. 347 00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:39,036 - I'm sorry, Donal Logue. - Quite all right. 348 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,560 I know that we're all a little bit shaken up 349 00:14:41,603 --> 00:14:43,605 - by the death of Colin Robinson. - Speak for yourself. 350 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,695 I'm as dry as a nun's doodah. 351 00:14:45,738 --> 00:14:47,566 Well, regardless, we have to remember 352 00:14:47,609 --> 00:14:49,829 that there's the family that you're born into, 353 00:14:49,873 --> 00:14:51,570 and then there's your chosen family. 354 00:14:51,613 --> 00:14:53,311 That's what we are. 355 00:14:53,354 --> 00:14:55,922 We're a chosen family, and it's a rare thing... 356 00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:57,315 I've been offered a job in England, 357 00:14:57,358 --> 00:14:58,620 - and I want to move there! - Whoo-hoo! 358 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,100 Over my dead body. 359 00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:01,841 Well, it seems everyone's getting into it now. 360 00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:04,931 I have decided to leave the island of Staten, 361 00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:09,283 travel the world and rediscover my groove. 362 00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,111 - You are so selfish, Laszlo! - She's right. 363 00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:15,899 I made a vow never to return to that cack house ever, ever again. 364 00:15:15,942 --> 00:15:18,118 - But why? - You know why. 365 00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:21,600 - The British are a pack of classist wankers. - Here, here. 366 00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:24,081 And those fuckers expelled me 367 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,647 - from the Sherwood... - From the Sherwood Club. 368 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,562 Yes, I know. You have told me so many times. 369 00:15:27,606 --> 00:15:29,173 Yeah, I've told you so many times, 370 00:15:29,216 --> 00:15:31,523 but I've never told you why. 371 00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:33,264 And now I will. 372 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,700 I always thought it was because of 373 00:15:34,744 --> 00:15:35,788 all the whores and the whoring. 374 00:15:35,832 --> 00:15:38,486 They don't give a fuck about whores and whoring, my darling. 375 00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:40,575 They didn't even care that I was a vampire. 376 00:15:40,619 --> 00:15:43,796 What they did object to, however, was the fact 377 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,059 that I fell in love and eventually married 378 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:50,411 the most beautiful, simple girl. 379 00:15:50,455 --> 00:15:53,327 A girl with no surname, 380 00:15:53,371 --> 00:15:56,287 no social standing. 381 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,072 They actually called her a peasant girl. 382 00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:05,252 A girl from a tiny village on a dirt island in the Mediterranean. 383 00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:08,778 That girl is the most beautiful girl 384 00:16:08,821 --> 00:16:10,388 I have ever known. 385 00:16:10,431 --> 00:16:14,087 That girl's name... yes, my darling... 386 00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:17,874 - Is my name? - Is your name. Nadja. 387 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:20,920 - Oh, snap. - Snap, indeed, Donal. 388 00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:23,618 But, my dark baby, 389 00:16:23,662 --> 00:16:25,925 I will be returning to England to assume a position 390 00:16:25,969 --> 00:16:29,929 - on the Supreme Vampiric Council. - Wait, what? 391 00:16:29,973 --> 00:16:33,672 We would be going back as the tip of the tops of the upper classes. 392 00:16:33,715 --> 00:16:35,326 - Really? - Yeah. 393 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,459 Well, that changes pretty much fucking everything. 394 00:16:38,503 --> 00:16:40,270 Count me in. 395 00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:41,419 No, no, Laszlo, 396 00:16:41,462 --> 00:16:43,551 you made a lifelong vow to never go back 397 00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:45,640 - to that shithole, remember? - Didn't you hear what she just said? 398 00:16:45,684 --> 00:16:47,468 We're gonna rule the fucking place. 399 00:16:47,512 --> 00:16:48,948 Rule Britannia! 400 00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:54,736 - Oh, okay, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Now I'm ready. 401 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,347 Now I am ready. 402 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,523 - So romantic. Great! - Oh, yeah, get some. 403 00:16:58,566 --> 00:17:01,831 It is decided, we will all move on from this place 404 00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:03,658 - and regroup elsewhere. - Yes. Whoo-hoo! 405 00:17:03,702 --> 00:17:06,009 I think we should all just take a second, breathe. 406 00:17:06,052 --> 00:17:08,141 You know, just take a deep breath. 407 00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:09,882 And, I mean, the portrait's not even done, so we could... 408 00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:11,492 - No, it's almost done. - What? 409 00:17:11,536 --> 00:17:12,842 And that's that. 410 00:17:12,885 --> 00:17:14,887 So, you're all free to go about doing 411 00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:16,410 whatever the hell it was you were doing before. 412 00:17:16,454 --> 00:17:18,717 Plus, I just got a text from my agent 413 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,372 that I have to do a self-tape for a CBS pilot, 414 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,677 so Logue out. 415 00:17:25,028 --> 00:17:27,857 Always a drama with this little rascal. 416 00:17:28,858 --> 00:17:30,163 I will fix. 417 00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:32,905 You know, usually when someone is upset, 418 00:17:32,949 --> 00:17:34,515 they go to their own room, 419 00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:36,996 but I understand why you would come to my room, 420 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,911 as it is a far superior room to yours. 421 00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,826 Which probably makes you feel even more depressed. 422 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:43,698 - Is this your attempt at cheering me up? - Guillermo... 423 00:17:43,742 --> 00:17:47,354 You want us to go through this one more time? Hmm? 424 00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:49,139 It is a very dangerous world out there. 425 00:17:49,182 --> 00:17:51,924 You're joking, right? It's me who's been protecting you! 426 00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:53,839 So what, you shooed away some assassins; who gives a shit? 427 00:17:53,883 --> 00:17:55,493 If it wasn't for me, you would be dead by now. 428 00:17:55,536 --> 00:17:57,930 If not by assassins then by my very own hands 429 00:17:57,974 --> 00:17:59,671 because I am, and I will remind you, 430 00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:02,543 by birth and lineage, a vampire killer. 431 00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:05,982 And the only reason you're alive is because... 432 00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:07,766 I let you live. 433 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,859 What did you just say? 434 00:18:13,903 --> 00:18:17,863 I said, the only reason you're alive 435 00:18:17,907 --> 00:18:19,952 is because I 436 00:18:19,996 --> 00:18:24,391 let you live. 437 00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,744 My poor, dear thing. 438 00:18:29,788 --> 00:18:31,921 You forgot that we hypnotized you 439 00:18:31,964 --> 00:18:34,706 to make it physically impossible for you to harm me 440 00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:36,534 or any or your masters. 441 00:18:36,577 --> 00:18:38,057 Do you remember that? Hmm? 442 00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:41,408 No, because we used hypnosis. 443 00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:43,149 Hypnosis doesn't work on me. 444 00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:45,717 I just let you think it did so you wouldn't feel weak. 445 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,720 I never feel weak, my furry little friend! 446 00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:55,245 No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 447 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,207 Master, your... your sword needs polishing. 448 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,773 It does? 449 00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:01,080 Hey! 450 00:19:02,038 --> 00:19:04,997 - Plancha! - Don't you dare! 451 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,781 Ow. 452 00:19:09,828 --> 00:19:12,222 Once a familiar, always a familiar! 453 00:19:19,011 --> 00:19:20,143 Uh-uh-uh. 454 00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:24,930 You almost hit John! 455 00:19:29,108 --> 00:19:31,328 Yes, yes, finally. 456 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,982 This is what I've been waiting for. 457 00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:35,723 - What? - Put the crucifix away, Guillermo. 458 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,421 You have passed the test. 459 00:19:39,118 --> 00:19:40,946 What test? 460 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:43,993 I have been worried that you have been going a little soft. 461 00:19:44,036 --> 00:19:47,605 But tonight, you have proved to me finally 462 00:19:47,648 --> 00:19:50,521 that you can take care of yourself. 463 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,523 And more importantly, 464 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,482 you can take care of me. 465 00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:57,876 Guillermo de la Cruz, 466 00:19:57,919 --> 00:20:02,707 will you do me the honor... 467 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:06,189 of accompanying me on my journey around the world? 468 00:20:06,232 --> 00:20:09,279 You're just scared of me right now... 469 00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:11,542 If you accompany me on this journey, 470 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:15,546 when we arrive at the banks of the River Tigris 471 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,331 in my homeland of Al-Qolnadar, 472 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:21,073 you will take a knee, 473 00:20:21,117 --> 00:20:23,728 and I will make you... 474 00:20:23,771 --> 00:20:26,035 A vampire. 475 00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:31,257 - Really? - My word is my bond. 476 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:36,175 Then yes. Yes, of course I'll go with you, Master. 477 00:20:37,176 --> 00:20:39,700 There will be plenty of time for that kind of thing. 478 00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:42,138 - Right. - Well... 479 00:20:42,181 --> 00:20:44,488 you should go, start making arrangements. 480 00:20:44,531 --> 00:20:45,706 Yes. 481 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:48,579 Let our great journey commence! 482 00:20:49,754 --> 00:20:52,148 That little fucker can really move when he wants to. 483 00:20:55,716 --> 00:20:57,805 Yeah, I'm gonna miss this house, but... 484 00:20:57,849 --> 00:21:00,069 definitely won't miss cleaning it. 485 00:21:00,112 --> 00:21:03,246 It'll be sad to say bye to Nadja and Laszlo. 486 00:21:03,289 --> 00:21:05,074 They're off on a big adventure now, 487 00:21:05,117 --> 00:21:06,858 so I'm really happy for them. 488 00:21:06,901 --> 00:21:09,121 Don't you even fucking dare! 489 00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:11,993 But the real thing I'm looking forward to is... 490 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:16,172 traveling the whole world with my Nand... master. 491 00:21:17,434 --> 00:21:18,957 Just the two of us. 492 00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:21,916 - Master. - Yes? 493 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,918 You need to hurry up. I still have to help 494 00:21:23,962 --> 00:21:25,920 Nadja and Laszlo load their coffin into the boat. 495 00:21:25,964 --> 00:21:28,575 And then you and I are catching a midnight train. 496 00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:31,883 Why are you helping them when my ancestral soil needs scooping? 497 00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:33,406 Because it's the last time I can say goodbye to them. 498 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:35,669 - I thought you'd understand. - Oh, Guillermo. 499 00:21:35,713 --> 00:21:37,628 Fine, I will allow it. 500 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,717 But don't think for one second I'll be getting into the habit 501 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,719 - of scooping my own soil. - No, of course not. 502 00:21:41,762 --> 00:21:43,460 Oh. Can you take my luggage to the train station? 503 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,026 I don't want to carry it to the dock 504 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,289 and then have to carry it back... 505 00:21:46,332 --> 00:21:48,508 Hey! What, am I working for you now? 506 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,163 I'm kidding, Guillermo. 507 00:21:51,207 --> 00:21:52,643 I will take your bag for you. 508 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,471 Okay, gracias. 509 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,256 - Knock, knock, Mr. Relentless. - Hi. 510 00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,216 Hello. I just wanted to say goodbye. 511 00:22:00,259 --> 00:22:03,523 - Thank you. - I got you a little card. 512 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:05,177 "Bon voyage." 513 00:22:05,221 --> 00:22:06,961 Those are the wraiths' signatures. 514 00:22:07,005 --> 00:22:09,007 - Oh. - Some of them don't know how to write, 515 00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:11,444 and others once did but have long since forgotten, 516 00:22:11,488 --> 00:22:14,969 so I just dipped their claws in ink and let them go at it. 517 00:22:15,093 --> 00:22:16,834 Smart. 518 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,009 Thank you. 519 00:22:18,052 --> 00:22:20,011 Should we hug now, or... ? 520 00:22:20,054 --> 00:22:22,448 I think it would be too much. 521 00:22:22,492 --> 00:22:24,755 - Okay. - Nandor, I have come to bid you adieu. 522 00:22:24,798 --> 00:22:27,018 You are a vampire I have known for a while now, 523 00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:29,238 and now our time together has ended. 524 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:30,587 Cheers! Bye! Ha! 525 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:32,806 Nadja, Laszlo, vámonos! 526 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,243 We have to go! 527 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,548 Don't you dare shout at me, Guillermo! 528 00:22:35,592 --> 00:22:38,247 I could suck out all of your bodily fluids in less than two seconds. 529 00:22:39,422 --> 00:22:41,206 - Not gonna miss that. - Laszlo? 530 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,555 Where are you? It's time to get to... 531 00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:44,644 Oh. 532 00:22:44,688 --> 00:22:46,820 What were you doing in the basement, my dear? 533 00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:49,562 Nothing. Just taking care of some business. 534 00:22:49,606 --> 00:22:51,956 Oh, my sweet love. 535 00:22:51,999 --> 00:22:53,958 Were you finally saying goodbye to the decaying corpse 536 00:22:54,001 --> 00:22:55,742 of your very dead friend Colin Robinson? 537 00:22:55,786 --> 00:22:57,266 Something like that. 538 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,702 Are you okay? Do you need a bit more time? 539 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,138 Not at all. I feel fine. 540 00:23:00,181 --> 00:23:01,574 Let's rock and roll. 541 00:23:01,618 --> 00:23:03,794 We're missing three boxes of porn. 542 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,806 Whoo-hoo! Guillermo, my things. 543 00:23:15,849 --> 00:23:18,374 - Coming. - Ah, smell the sea. 544 00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:20,376 I do love a journey. 545 00:23:20,419 --> 00:23:22,769 And I went ahead and downloaded 546 00:23:22,813 --> 00:23:24,641 all the seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race. 547 00:23:24,684 --> 00:23:26,425 Thank you very much, Guillermo. 548 00:23:26,469 --> 00:23:28,819 It has been... nice. 549 00:23:28,862 --> 00:23:30,386 Yeah. 550 00:23:30,429 --> 00:23:32,605 My darling, I will see you 551 00:23:32,649 --> 00:23:35,521 when we are kissing the ground of your native land 552 00:23:35,565 --> 00:23:38,481 and make love on the bones of those who scorned you. 553 00:23:38,524 --> 00:23:40,526 Safe passage, my darling. 554 00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:45,575 - Are you in? - Yes. Lock me up. 555 00:23:45,618 --> 00:23:48,055 Right. Now, come on, don't fuck about, get that in. 556 00:23:48,099 --> 00:23:51,058 Why do you have water and food if you can't even eat it? 557 00:23:51,102 --> 00:23:52,843 It's Oreos and Pedialyte. 558 00:23:52,886 --> 00:23:55,019 This stuff's worth its weight in gold where I come from. 559 00:23:55,062 --> 00:23:56,934 I can barter that and get anything I want. 560 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,240 Makes sense. Well, this is it. 561 00:23:59,284 --> 00:24:01,286 - Indeed. - All right. 562 00:24:01,330 --> 00:24:02,548 - Yeah. - Okay. 563 00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:03,723 Right. 564 00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:05,290 Safe fare. 565 00:24:05,334 --> 00:24:06,596 You, too. 566 00:24:06,639 --> 00:24:08,337 It's a lot of Oreos. 567 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,686 Make sure you look after my wife. 568 00:24:09,729 --> 00:24:12,471 What? Aah! No! No, no, no, no! 569 00:24:12,515 --> 00:24:14,473 No, no, no! 570 00:24:14,517 --> 00:24:16,562 What the fuck?! Master! 571 00:24:16,606 --> 00:24:17,824 Wait for me! 572 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,177 Help! Let me out! Let me out, Laszlo! 573 00:24:23,221 --> 00:24:25,702 Laszlo, please don't! Hello! Hello? 574 00:24:26,703 --> 00:24:28,661 Hey... 575 00:24:31,229 --> 00:24:33,362 All aboard! 576 00:24:34,711 --> 00:24:37,235 Guillermo... ! 577 00:24:38,628 --> 00:24:40,064 You coming or staying? 578 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,166 My dearest Nadja, 579 00:24:55,209 --> 00:24:58,474 you must be deucedly cross with me for my subterfuge. 580 00:24:58,517 --> 00:25:01,738 But you have Gizmo at your side, 581 00:25:01,781 --> 00:25:04,044 if he has not expired or drowned in his own filth 582 00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:06,307 during the transatlantic crossing. 583 00:25:06,351 --> 00:25:09,093 I did cut a small hole in the bottom of the coffin, 584 00:25:09,136 --> 00:25:12,226 so if he is either accurate or persistent, 585 00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:14,446 he should be fine. 586 00:25:14,490 --> 00:25:16,143 But I digress. 587 00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:20,583 Guillermo is a damn good bodyguard. 588 00:25:20,626 --> 00:25:22,149 He will keep you safe. 589 00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:25,544 But the truth is, my darling, 590 00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:28,417 you don't need anyone to keep you safe. 591 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,419 - _ - Okay, so, this is my trinkets case. 592 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,943 Over these past 200 or 300 years, 593 00:25:32,986 --> 00:25:36,120 - Hurry up! - ... you have grown into a strong, 594 00:25:36,163 --> 00:25:38,949 bold, independent woman of the world. 595 00:25:38,992 --> 00:25:42,387 It is a strange and dangerous netherworld we inhabit, 596 00:25:42,431 --> 00:25:45,521 and I once thought you too weak and defenseless 597 00:25:45,564 --> 00:25:47,523 to navigate it on your own, 598 00:25:47,566 --> 00:25:50,395 and that you needed me about at all times 599 00:25:50,439 --> 00:25:52,136 to take care of you. 600 00:25:52,179 --> 00:25:55,835 But that is no longer true, were it ever so. 601 00:25:55,879 --> 00:25:57,141 Um... 602 00:25:57,184 --> 00:26:00,231 safe passage, Colin Robinson. 603 00:26:01,406 --> 00:26:02,929 Not much more to say. 604 00:26:02,973 --> 00:26:05,192 What's that... 605 00:26:06,193 --> 00:26:07,412 Oh, my... 606 00:26:07,456 --> 00:26:09,458 What the fuck? 607 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,026 What? 608 00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,681 - Shit. - There are, it seems, 609 00:26:15,725 --> 00:26:17,509 others in our world... 610 00:26:17,553 --> 00:26:18,989 What's this shit? 611 00:26:19,032 --> 00:26:21,513 ... whose future is far less certain, 612 00:26:21,557 --> 00:26:23,428 whose existence 613 00:26:23,472 --> 00:26:27,563 is even more terrifying and mysterious than our own... 614 00:26:28,781 --> 00:26:32,959 ... who actually are weak and defenseless, 615 00:26:33,003 --> 00:26:37,529 ... who need protection and care. 616 00:26:37,573 --> 00:26:39,400 Hello? 617 00:26:44,623 --> 00:26:45,929 Shit. 618 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:06,819 And a little to the right. 619 00:27:06,863 --> 00:27:08,299 Almost. 620 00:27:08,342 --> 00:27:10,127 A little more to the right. 621 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,259 Just squaring it up. 622 00:27:12,303 --> 00:27:13,957 And a little to... 623 00:27:16,829 --> 00:27:21,829 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -