1 00:00:06,345 --> 00:00:08,311 Oh, shit. 2 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,026 Says here, "The large intestine should 3 00:00:10,036 --> 00:00:11,764 be placed before the small intestine." 4 00:00:12,075 --> 00:00:14,145 Of course. That is the order of intestines. 5 00:00:14,146 --> 00:00:17,562 Well, that would explain why my monster cannot digest corn. 6 00:00:17,563 --> 00:00:19,322 I'm gonna have to open the brute up again. 7 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,635 Please, no more cutting. 8 00:00:21,636 --> 00:00:23,464 Oh, no, no, sorry. I wasn't talking about you. 9 00:00:23,465 --> 00:00:26,226 I was talking about another shambolic monstrosity. 10 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,744 Uh-huh. 11 00:00:29,057 --> 00:00:30,748 What the shit was that? 12 00:00:31,059 --> 00:00:33,681 - It sounded bad. - Really bad. 13 00:00:33,682 --> 00:00:35,338 Where is it coming from? 14 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,237 It sounded like it came from out here. 15 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,756 - No! - It's coming from Sean's house. 16 00:00:39,757 --> 00:00:41,793 Seanie! 17 00:00:41,794 --> 00:00:45,039 Leap into the air. We're coming, Seanie! 18 00:00:45,756 --> 00:00:47,931 - This way. - Yes. 19 00:00:48,076 --> 00:00:49,733 Oh, yes! Oh, yeah! 20 00:00:50,068 --> 00:00:53,312 What the blazes? We need to help him. Come on. 21 00:00:53,323 --> 00:00:54,393 Shit. 22 00:00:54,772 --> 00:00:56,037 We're coming in, Sean. 23 00:00:57,154 --> 00:00:58,706 Thank you. Sean! 24 00:00:58,707 --> 00:01:00,778 - What are you doing? That's a foul! - Fucking beads. 25 00:01:00,789 --> 00:01:04,482 Clean the boards! Clean the boards! There you go! That a boy! 26 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,130 - Why? Why would you do that? - Is he drunk? 27 00:01:08,131 --> 00:01:09,370 Sean's always drunk. 28 00:01:09,381 --> 00:01:12,383 This is far more serious. Ecstatic one minute, distraught the next. 29 00:01:12,721 --> 00:01:15,137 And he's wrestling with control of his body. 30 00:01:15,138 --> 00:01:16,483 I've seen this before. 31 00:01:16,484 --> 00:01:18,347 Yes, I've seen this before too. 32 00:01:18,348 --> 00:01:20,453 Sean is possessed by a demon. 33 00:01:21,523 --> 00:01:24,560 Oh, I thought you meant you'd seen Sean's basement before. 34 00:01:24,561 --> 00:01:27,805 A demon is a malevolent spirit from the underworld in search 35 00:01:28,116 --> 00:01:29,841 of a human body to inhabit. 36 00:01:29,842 --> 00:01:31,997 And if it's not swiftly expelled, 37 00:01:32,007 --> 00:01:34,604 it can obliterate a human soul entirely. 38 00:01:34,605 --> 00:01:36,848 Basically, it's just like a red guy. 39 00:01:36,849 --> 00:01:39,540 Sometimes with horns, sometimes not. 40 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:42,198 And one of these red bastards penetrated Sean, 41 00:01:42,199 --> 00:01:44,166 which I will not tolerate. 42 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:48,273 - Whatever you do, do not make eye contact. - Yes. Sorry. 43 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,793 Not with me, you idiot. With Sean. 44 00:01:50,794 --> 00:01:52,657 - Hey, Seanie! - Go! Get us under! 45 00:01:52,658 --> 00:01:55,694 I can't take it. I'm going to Diane's until this is over! 46 00:01:55,695 --> 00:01:57,801 You cannot abandon Sean in his hour of need. 47 00:01:58,146 --> 00:02:01,597 Laszlo, this is ridiculous. Every year with his March Madness. 48 00:02:01,598 --> 00:02:02,806 Come on! 49 00:02:03,151 --> 00:02:05,739 I had not heard of this "March Madness" before. 50 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:08,845 Throughout time, humans have confused demonic possession 51 00:02:08,846 --> 00:02:10,847 with seasonal mental illness. 52 00:02:10,848 --> 00:02:13,316 Like when a frost ghoul poisons your 53 00:02:13,326 --> 00:02:16,474 soul and they call it the "winter blahs." 54 00:02:16,475 --> 00:02:17,889 Exactly that. 55 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:23,446 - God! - We should put him out of his misery. 56 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,586 What the fuck are you doing, Nandor? 57 00:02:25,587 --> 00:02:27,243 That's Seanie. He's our friend. 58 00:02:27,244 --> 00:02:29,418 Every fucking year! 59 00:02:31,593 --> 00:02:33,940 The demon is expelling his life force from within. 60 00:02:34,217 --> 00:02:35,666 Fucking hell. 61 00:03:12,255 --> 00:03:14,497 So, yeah, since I've never worked in an office before, 62 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:18,432 I guess I didn't know how important it was to have an office identity. 63 00:03:18,433 --> 00:03:20,572 For example, there's Jimmy and Raj. 64 00:03:20,573 --> 00:03:22,505 - They're the office sports guys. - This is for you. 65 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:25,508 There's Danny, who's the office barefoot guy. 66 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:28,787 Oh, and Marla, her whole thing is being the office dog lady, 67 00:03:28,788 --> 00:03:30,678 which is awesome 'cause I love when Marla 68 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,584 brings her dog and it pisses everywhere. 69 00:03:32,585 --> 00:03:33,820 So, yeah, I'm just a little worried 70 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:35,622 that I don't have an office identity. 71 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,903 Can you give me a second, please? 72 00:03:40,593 --> 00:03:43,699 Colin. Colin! Colin! 73 00:03:44,701 --> 00:03:46,529 - Yeah. Hey. - I don't understand. 74 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,842 Why do you have a leaf blower? There are no leaves on the ground. 75 00:03:48,843 --> 00:03:50,602 Well, not yet there aren't. 76 00:03:50,603 --> 00:03:52,709 Do you think you could give us, like, two minutes? 77 00:03:53,296 --> 00:03:54,710 - Yeah. Okay. - Thank you. 78 00:03:54,711 --> 00:03:56,747 Yeah. 79 00:03:58,508 --> 00:03:59,749 Sorry about that. 80 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:01,441 So, yeah, I'm just a little concerned 81 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:04,306 that I might not have an office identity whatsoever. 82 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:05,617 Are you kidding? 83 00:04:05,618 --> 00:04:07,448 - That's not good. That ain't good at all. - Geez. 84 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:10,002 How about office crossword guy? 85 00:04:10,313 --> 00:04:11,485 No, that's taken. 86 00:04:11,486 --> 00:04:12,797 Office hot guy? 87 00:04:12,798 --> 00:04:15,420 No, taken by Jacob. 88 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,699 Office not hot guy but has a hot wife. 89 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,701 Maybe it's not that big of a deal. It's fine. 90 00:04:20,702 --> 00:04:22,565 No, trust me, it's a big deal. 91 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:26,017 I've literally worked in 137 different offices. 92 00:04:26,018 --> 00:04:27,743 It definitely is a big deal. 93 00:04:27,744 --> 00:04:32,748 How about, and I don't think you could pull this off, office funny guy? 94 00:04:32,749 --> 00:04:35,889 - You got one of those? - Unfortunately, we do. 95 00:04:35,890 --> 00:04:38,892 It all sort of happened by an accident, really. 96 00:04:38,893 --> 00:04:41,757 - Cannon Capital Strategies. - Cannon Capital Strategies. 97 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:44,484 A phone rang and then I saw the banana, 98 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:47,763 and I did this thing where I pretended the banana was the phone. 99 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:51,007 - Yes, I'll connect you. - Yes, I'll connect you. 100 00:04:51,008 --> 00:04:53,631 I can't believe no one has ever thought of it before. 101 00:04:53,632 --> 00:04:56,669 Yes, that offer is very appealing. 102 00:04:57,394 --> 00:04:59,913 My coworker Lisa, she totally gets me. 103 00:04:59,914 --> 00:05:02,467 - Lisa, I'm conferencing you in. - Oh. 104 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,538 She's like the Louise to my Thelma. 105 00:05:04,539 --> 00:05:06,576 If that movie was a banana comedy. 106 00:05:07,024 --> 00:05:12,028 Lisa, it's your nana. She's dying. Aw. 107 00:05:12,029 --> 00:05:13,651 - Ring, ring. - It's enough! 108 00:05:13,652 --> 00:05:14,997 Lisa, this thing won't stop ringing. 109 00:05:14,998 --> 00:05:17,103 - It's driving me bananas. - Okay! 110 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:18,518 She's loving it. 111 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,071 - Also, look, it's a gun. - Stop it. 112 00:05:20,072 --> 00:05:23,661 So, long story short, I guess I'm the office funny girl. 113 00:05:23,662 --> 00:05:27,527 That is good. Okay, pivoting. 114 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,771 How about, and please don't take this the wrong way, 115 00:05:30,772 --> 00:05:32,635 office Mexican guy? 116 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:34,775 - That's borderline racist. - Okay. Sorry. 117 00:05:34,776 --> 00:05:36,053 And, yes, I looked into it, 118 00:05:36,364 --> 00:05:39,055 but Jose in compliance has that cerrado. 119 00:05:39,056 --> 00:05:40,885 Office gay? 120 00:05:40,886 --> 00:05:42,542 No, that's taken. Same guy. 121 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,440 Office slut? 122 00:05:44,441 --> 00:05:47,341 - This guy is multitalented. - Okay. Just give me a couple minutes. 123 00:05:47,858 --> 00:05:49,135 Can you turn that off? 124 00:05:49,757 --> 00:05:52,346 It helps me think. I just need two minutes. 125 00:05:53,830 --> 00:05:56,901 Yes. Come to me. Yes. 126 00:05:56,902 --> 00:05:58,454 Any chance you could speed this up? 127 00:05:58,455 --> 00:06:00,456 Oh, I'm sorry. Am I going too slow? 128 00:06:00,457 --> 00:06:03,804 Maybe it's 'cause I'm exhausted working around the clock with Jerry. 129 00:06:03,805 --> 00:06:07,014 Jerry. What, are you guys, like, boyfriend and girlfriend now? 130 00:06:07,015 --> 00:06:09,948 - What? - Or just, like, friends with benefits? 131 00:06:09,949 --> 00:06:11,433 That's what I'm hearing anyway. 132 00:06:11,434 --> 00:06:13,952 He's working on his plans to take over North America. 133 00:06:13,953 --> 00:06:16,507 Working on his plan to take over your underwear, more like. 134 00:06:16,508 --> 00:06:18,061 What say we get on with the business at hand 135 00:06:18,406 --> 00:06:19,820 and summon the fucking demon? 136 00:06:19,821 --> 00:06:22,858 Um... 137 00:06:22,859 --> 00:06:24,101 Sorry, I got a question. 138 00:06:24,412 --> 00:06:26,102 - Yes? - Do we repeat after you... 139 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:29,485 No. What I need you to do is just focus on hell. 140 00:06:29,486 --> 00:06:30,866 - Yes. - Get on with it, please. 141 00:06:30,867 --> 00:06:32,661 All right. 142 00:06:32,662 --> 00:06:36,112 The best way to expel a demon is to summon a bigger demon 143 00:06:36,113 --> 00:06:39,495 to then scare the fucking hell out of the existing demon. 144 00:06:39,496 --> 00:06:40,703 Everyone knows that. 145 00:06:50,162 --> 00:06:51,783 Hello. 146 00:06:51,784 --> 00:06:54,476 I have prowled the depths of the underworld 147 00:06:54,477 --> 00:06:56,650 for nigh on an eternity 148 00:06:56,651 --> 00:07:02,898 waiting to be summoned back to sow fear and chaos once again. 149 00:07:02,899 --> 00:07:05,797 - Welcome, evil one. - What season is it? 150 00:07:05,798 --> 00:07:07,730 It is spring, o dark one. 151 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:10,216 Uh, real quick, what month specifically? 152 00:07:10,493 --> 00:07:12,666 March, man of the nether region. 153 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:13,736 It's-It's March? 154 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:17,533 - Yes. - Oh, yes. Delicious. 155 00:07:17,534 --> 00:07:20,881 And, uh, which of these college squads 156 00:07:20,882 --> 00:07:25,921 got their tickets punched to the NCAA's Big Dance this year? 157 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:28,579 He's looking at me. I haven't got a clue what he's talking about. 158 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:30,167 - Any Cinderella stories... - What? 159 00:07:30,478 --> 00:07:32,168 ... vying for a chance in the sweet 16? 160 00:07:32,169 --> 00:07:35,793 I think this demon is really into college basketball for some reason. 161 00:07:35,794 --> 00:07:38,175 - You guys didn't fill out your brackets? - What have you summoned? 162 00:07:38,486 --> 00:07:39,693 I don't know how this happened. 163 00:07:39,694 --> 00:07:41,144 The game's on here. 164 00:07:41,489 --> 00:07:45,251 They play basketball in college? What about their studies? 165 00:07:45,528 --> 00:07:47,943 Get your head in the game. Let's go! 166 00:07:47,944 --> 00:07:49,807 Let us go, indeed. 167 00:07:49,808 --> 00:07:51,912 This young squad from Gonzaga 168 00:07:51,913 --> 00:07:55,571 is about to have their character put to the ultimate test, 169 00:07:55,572 --> 00:07:57,160 especially 'cause they don't have a big man. 170 00:07:57,505 --> 00:08:00,058 They can't really effectively punch it down low 171 00:08:00,059 --> 00:08:01,751 - like UConn and Purdue, so... - Uh-oh. 172 00:08:06,514 --> 00:08:08,929 You're sure you can't see the outline of my dick in these pants? 173 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:10,828 - Like, bro, it's right there. - So, you can't see it? 174 00:08:10,829 --> 00:08:13,210 - No. I don't see it. It's fine. - I want people to see it. 175 00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:15,178 Then, yeah. You can see it. Anyone can see it. 176 00:08:15,523 --> 00:08:17,248 - Fuck these pants. - You got basketball tonight? 177 00:08:17,249 --> 00:08:19,146 You know it, baby. Bring on the first-aid kit. 178 00:08:19,147 --> 00:08:20,838 Shit. What're you doing here? 179 00:08:20,839 --> 00:08:24,842 Well, I realized I can't really help you with your identity crisis 180 00:08:24,843 --> 00:08:26,188 without being boots on the ground. 181 00:08:26,189 --> 00:08:27,845 No. It's fine. It's not that big of a deal. 182 00:08:27,846 --> 00:08:30,261 No, actually it is a huge deal. 183 00:08:30,262 --> 00:08:31,849 If you don't make a splash, 184 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:34,265 you're just gonna be another anonymous name on a list 185 00:08:34,266 --> 00:08:37,717 of expendable shit-munching drones when the layoffs come. 186 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,270 - What layoffs? - They're not gonna lay off 187 00:08:39,271 --> 00:08:40,961 Bobblehead Mike over there. 188 00:08:40,962 --> 00:08:42,205 That's not even his name. 189 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:43,965 Oh, really? What is his name, then? 190 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,243 - Bobblehead Kyle. - Exactly. 191 00:08:46,554 --> 00:08:49,142 All right. You just hang tight here. I'm gonna get the lay of the land. 192 00:08:49,143 --> 00:08:51,006 What do people even think you do here? 193 00:08:51,007 --> 00:08:54,147 They think I'm one of those HR guys that walks around telling people 194 00:08:54,148 --> 00:08:56,114 not to talk about tits and ass at work, 195 00:08:56,115 --> 00:08:58,048 but I do it in a fun, irreverent way. 196 00:08:59,049 --> 00:09:01,258 Hello. Wanna hear a joke? 197 00:09:01,569 --> 00:09:05,883 Second-chance points. You gotta limit the second-chance points! 198 00:09:05,884 --> 00:09:08,195 Ah, yes. Second chance. 199 00:09:08,196 --> 00:09:11,854 A mere offensive rebound, and fate begins anew. 200 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,339 Why the fuck are you telling me? 201 00:09:13,616 --> 00:09:15,893 Get over there and scare the demon out of Sean. 202 00:09:15,894 --> 00:09:17,058 Yeah, I'm getting there. But, I mean, 203 00:09:17,068 --> 00:09:18,827 if they don't box out, this game's over. 204 00:09:18,828 --> 00:09:21,036 - Oh, beautiful pass. - Beautiful pass. 205 00:09:21,037 --> 00:09:23,659 - That's what I'm talking about. - Nice! Good D. Solid. 206 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:25,178 - Yeah, very nice. - Appreciate that. 207 00:09:25,179 --> 00:09:27,836 - And down it goes... - Oh! 208 00:09:27,837 --> 00:09:29,251 He's just watching the fucking... 209 00:09:29,252 --> 00:09:31,943 - Oy, demon guy. Get the fuck on with it. - Yeah. 210 00:09:31,944 --> 00:09:33,049 All right. 211 00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:39,295 Give me a minute, Charmaine! This thing's down to the wire! 212 00:09:39,296 --> 00:09:41,264 - What was that? Do it louder. - All right. 213 00:09:46,062 --> 00:09:48,822 - Charmaine, give me a goddamn minute! - All right. That's it. 214 00:09:48,823 --> 00:09:52,239 All right, Mr. Demon Guy, you can get up and go back to the underworld. 215 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,305 A message arises 216 00:09:54,315 --> 00:09:56,658 from the depths of the sports center, 217 00:09:56,659 --> 00:10:01,214 harbingering grim news about the fate of Gonzaga. 218 00:10:01,215 --> 00:10:05,288 Ay, ay. Stop. No spoilers. I'm on a delay here. Hold on. 219 00:10:06,392 --> 00:10:07,772 Who the fuck are you? 220 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,947 The souls of Gonzaga are doomed 221 00:10:09,948 --> 00:10:12,708 to a fate worse than eternal hellfire. 222 00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:15,262 Banishment from this year's tournament. 223 00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:16,954 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? 224 00:10:16,955 --> 00:10:20,336 You might wanna check your bracket, guy. Gonzaga is out. 225 00:10:20,337 --> 00:10:23,236 This is, like, colossal bracket-busting upset. 226 00:10:23,237 --> 00:10:24,927 You gotta see the highlights. 227 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,274 You better watch your fucking mouth 'cause I got a lot of money 228 00:10:27,275 --> 00:10:28,931 riding on this game. 229 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,140 - I... I... - That money is gone, friend. They lost. 230 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:33,936 Oh. 231 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:38,113 Yes. Watch him squirm as the demon leaves his body. 232 00:10:38,114 --> 00:10:40,978 What exactly is a Gonzaga? 233 00:10:40,979 --> 00:10:43,256 I thought they were the strongest team in the tournament. 234 00:10:43,257 --> 00:10:45,983 You know, they got a really good group of 3-and-D players. 235 00:10:45,984 --> 00:10:47,260 Pretty deep bench, 236 00:10:47,261 --> 00:10:49,124 - but ball handle... - I'm so sorry to interrupt, 237 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:51,437 but should we just, I don't know, kill him? 238 00:10:51,714 --> 00:10:52,990 - Yes, I second that. - Right? 239 00:10:52,991 --> 00:10:55,026 - Or get human ambulance, but... - Whoa, whoa. No, no. 240 00:10:55,027 --> 00:10:56,926 Call 911. 241 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,445 - Wow, look at Nadja. - Uh-huh. 242 00:10:59,722 --> 00:11:01,757 She's killing it. You could learn a thing or two. 243 00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:04,898 911, I'm having intrusive thoughts. 244 00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:09,109 Could someone direct me to the suicide hotline? 245 00:11:09,110 --> 00:11:10,353 No. 246 00:11:10,698 --> 00:11:12,147 She had 'em. 247 00:11:12,148 --> 00:11:14,460 Uh, okay. So, I've narrowed down our options. 248 00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:17,393 We're gonna go for the office loud laughter. What you need to d... 249 00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:18,774 That's Cindy. 250 00:11:18,775 --> 00:11:21,950 Next option, how about the repressed hothead? 251 00:11:21,951 --> 00:11:23,986 - I don't even know what that is. - You know, quiet guy, 252 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,401 but if you press the wrong buttons, 253 00:11:25,402 --> 00:11:27,887 goes from zero to 60 at the drop of a hat. 254 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,337 I'm not really the kinda guy that yells at people. 255 00:11:30,338 --> 00:11:31,994 No, that's the beauty of it. 256 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:35,066 The repressed hothead only explodes once every few weeks. 257 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,793 You'd spend the majority of your time apologizing to everyone 258 00:11:37,794 --> 00:11:39,036 for your most recent outburst. 259 00:11:39,037 --> 00:11:42,004 Oh, quarterly growth squad, meeting's in five. 260 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,420 Let's do this thang. 261 00:11:43,731 --> 00:11:46,768 Guillermo, you got my PowerPoint slides? Ma P.P. slides? 262 00:11:46,769 --> 00:11:48,390 - Got your P.P. right in my hand. - Okay. 263 00:11:48,391 --> 00:11:50,841 Hey, maybe you could be, like, the office piss guy. 264 00:11:50,842 --> 00:11:52,187 - No. - He's into piss? 265 00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:53,291 Just stay here. 266 00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:55,052 Okay, hothead it is. 267 00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:56,191 We'll talk about it later. 268 00:11:56,192 --> 00:11:58,227 - Guillermo, next slide, my man. - Yes. 269 00:11:58,228 --> 00:12:02,887 All right, so here we have the projected growth numbers for Q three, 270 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:06,409 and it's conservative, but it's still looking really good for 2.1%. 271 00:12:06,754 --> 00:12:08,411 - Nice. - Yeah, but it could be nicer, right? 272 00:12:08,756 --> 00:12:11,068 - And if we get rowdy with it... - I'll give you rowdy. 273 00:12:11,069 --> 00:12:12,897 - Give it to me. - We cut half the workforce. 274 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:16,383 I bet we could jack that up to 2.2 maybe, maybe 2.3. 275 00:12:16,384 --> 00:12:18,421 - You know what's cooler than 2.1% growth? - No. 276 00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:20,456 - Two point three percent. - Two point three! 277 00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:22,976 Guillermo, You all right? 278 00:12:22,977 --> 00:12:24,219 Yeah. All good. 279 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,323 Next slide, please. 280 00:12:25,324 --> 00:12:27,498 Yep. 281 00:12:27,499 --> 00:12:30,502 - Uh, Mr. de la Cruz? - Do you know this guy? 282 00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:32,952 - No. - Sorry, everyone. 283 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,472 Uh, Mr. de la Cruz, if I could have you for a moment. 284 00:12:35,783 --> 00:12:37,508 No, it can wait till after the meeting. 285 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:38,951 Actually, it's pretty time sensitive. 286 00:12:38,961 --> 00:12:40,304 I need to talk to you just for a second. 287 00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:42,099 - Okay. - All right, quick. 288 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,446 Just two secs, boss. 289 00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:45,999 - Who's this guy again? - Can you take a look at that? 290 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,414 This is a lunch menu. 291 00:12:47,415 --> 00:12:50,176 Yeah, I wanted to get a head start on tomorrow's order. 292 00:12:50,177 --> 00:12:51,418 Are you fucking kidding me? 293 00:12:51,419 --> 00:12:52,869 That's great. Go with it. 294 00:12:54,491 --> 00:12:57,908 What the fuck, bro? You come in here and interrupt us? 295 00:12:57,909 --> 00:12:59,462 - Okay. - That's some fucking BS! 296 00:12:59,807 --> 00:13:01,187 Snap. Shit's getting real in here. 297 00:13:01,188 --> 00:13:02,465 You want my order? Fine. Here. 298 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:05,087 Take my order. Get a pen ready and write this down. 299 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,295 - Let's go. - Damn. 300 00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,263 I'll make sure to go real slow for you, okay? 301 00:13:08,264 --> 00:13:09,505 - Showtime. - Let's go! Tell him! 302 00:13:09,506 --> 00:13:11,819 I'm a stupid fucking idiot. 303 00:13:12,337 --> 00:13:14,234 Whoa! Fuck! 304 00:13:14,235 --> 00:13:16,444 Hey, security? Security? 305 00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:24,451 My dear Sean. What have I done? 306 00:13:24,452 --> 00:13:26,384 Move the rock. 307 00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:28,386 Ah, Jesus Christ. Terrible pass. 308 00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:30,319 - Lazy possession, come on! - Protect the rock. 309 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,943 Laszlo, if I may have a word. 310 00:13:32,322 --> 00:13:34,603 Respectfully, do you not think that it 311 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,498 is perhaps time for you to let Sean... 312 00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:38,328 - Bullshit call. - How do I put this? 313 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,606 - Die? - How dare you? 314 00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:43,057 Humans, they get hurt and then they die. 315 00:13:43,886 --> 00:13:45,197 They are just temporary. 316 00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:50,029 No human is special. Not even your Seanie. 317 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,583 My Seanie is special. 318 00:13:51,894 --> 00:13:54,517 Ah! Finally. A fellow man of science. 319 00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:57,589 - May I humbly offer you my diagnosis? - Well, uh... 320 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,971 My friend Sean here, he had a demon in him 321 00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:03,076 and his possession has sent him into, 322 00:14:03,077 --> 00:14:04,941 what they call in the medical profession, 323 00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:08,323 a real fucking shitstorm. 324 00:14:08,324 --> 00:14:10,497 - We all have WebMD now, don't we? - Yes. 325 00:14:10,498 --> 00:14:14,087 Well, it wasn't a heart attack, if that's what you're referring to. 326 00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:18,091 The technical term is a non-ST elevation myocardial infarction. 327 00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:21,336 - Did he say "fuck Sean"? - I did not say that. It's an "infarction." 328 00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:23,994 - You just said it again. - It's just a minor heart incident. 329 00:14:23,995 --> 00:14:25,271 Tomato, tomato. 330 00:14:25,272 --> 00:14:28,101 Right. Well, next time, he may not be so lucky. 331 00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:30,621 Your friend's blood pressure is very high. 332 00:14:30,622 --> 00:14:33,106 I'd recommend starting with diet and exercise. 333 00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:34,557 Well, don't you worry about a thing. 334 00:14:34,902 --> 00:14:37,007 Under my supervision, I'll have Sean back to rude health. 335 00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:38,560 - Great. - Oh, fuck. 336 00:14:38,561 --> 00:14:40,563 Oh, shit. Come on. 337 00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,668 That is that. 338 00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:47,189 With the Wildcats out, I shall join my bracket in hell. 339 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,596 Now I begin the journey back to the 340 00:14:49,606 --> 00:14:52,988 eternal hellfire from whence I came. 341 00:14:59,616 --> 00:15:01,583 - See ya. - Bye then. 342 00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:03,378 I like that guy. 343 00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:06,589 Did anyone else expect his journey back to hell to be a little cooler? 344 00:15:06,934 --> 00:15:08,108 - Very much so. - Hmm. 345 00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:11,317 Oh. 346 00:15:11,318 --> 00:15:12,353 Ah. 347 00:15:13,044 --> 00:15:14,045 There it is. 348 00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:16,599 I really am sorry. 349 00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:19,221 I-I saw this look in your eyes and I thought you were gonna punch me. 350 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,258 - Yeah, well, I wasn't. - We can work with this though. 351 00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:23,260 Guy getting punched in the face at the office. 352 00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:24,676 That's a pretty cool identity. 353 00:15:24,987 --> 00:15:26,126 Stop! Just stop. 354 00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:29,059 Is everyone looking at us? 355 00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:30,646 Yeah. Yeah, they're all looking at us. 356 00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:33,201 Great. Come out with me and follow my lead, okay? 357 00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:34,581 - Okay. - All right. 358 00:15:34,582 --> 00:15:36,135 Yeah. Keep an eye on the situation... 359 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,931 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 360 00:15:39,553 --> 00:15:41,279 Earlier in the conference room, 361 00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:46,007 a lot of you witnessed my colleague Colin... 362 00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:47,284 Hello. 363 00:15:47,285 --> 00:15:51,150 ... display behavior that was wildly unacceptable. 364 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,464 But I ask that we show Colin some grace. 365 00:15:55,293 --> 00:15:56,639 We don't know what's going on in his life. 366 00:15:56,984 --> 00:15:58,641 We don't know the kind of day that he's having. 367 00:15:58,986 --> 00:16:01,644 And that's why mental health is so important. 368 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:06,303 Hey, hey! What the fuck are you doing, man? 369 00:16:06,304 --> 00:16:10,964 Yeah. So I may have accidentally punched Guillermo again... 370 00:16:11,585 --> 00:16:13,275 - Go Colin! - ... and again... 371 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,725 - Break it up! - ... and again and again. 372 00:16:14,726 --> 00:16:16,451 I kind of lost track. 373 00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:17,555 - Stop. - Yes, Collin. 374 00:16:17,556 --> 00:16:19,765 Why did I punch Guillermo? 375 00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,629 I-I gotta be honest, I-I don't know. 376 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,459 Uh, your guess is as good as mine. 377 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,737 Don't you fucking step to me! 378 00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:29,534 - Don't you step to me! - Get him out of here! 379 00:16:30,121 --> 00:16:33,710 Hello. I would like to report an ass kicking. 380 00:16:34,504 --> 00:16:39,164 * And did you know It was a microphone too? * 381 00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:43,513 I will say though. Felt effin' fantastic. 382 00:16:44,273 --> 00:16:46,343 Now, don't you worry about a thing, Sean. 383 00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:49,795 I shall be right by your side every step of your road to recovery. 384 00:16:50,072 --> 00:16:52,625 I won't ask you to do a thing I wouldn't do myself. 385 00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:54,800 - We're a team. - All due respect, Laz, 386 00:16:55,077 --> 00:16:57,354 I feel like we're kind of jumping into the deep end here, you know? 387 00:16:57,355 --> 00:16:59,666 How about we ditch these stupid treadmills, 388 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,186 head over to Jersey Mike's, 389 00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:04,223 set up a diet and exercise plan, 390 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,708 maybe order a footlong while we're at it? 391 00:17:06,053 --> 00:17:07,778 The good times can wait. 392 00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:10,229 You know, in another life, I think I'd be a good host. 393 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,025 You know, like, daytime stuff, I think? 394 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:13,646 - Definitely. - Yeah. 395 00:17:13,647 --> 00:17:15,682 Back in Al Quolanudar, 396 00:17:15,683 --> 00:17:19,239 when a fellow warrior would fall on the battlefield, 397 00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:24,139 the honorable thing to do would be to take care of that man's wife 398 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,245 until he got back on his feet. 399 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:30,766 And so, as Sean heals, I am here for Charmaine. 400 00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,700 Taking out the garbage. 401 00:17:35,427 --> 00:17:36,807 Washing up. 402 00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:38,257 You're welcome. 403 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,604 Fixing what needs fixing. 404 00:17:41,399 --> 00:17:42,571 Oh. 405 00:17:42,572 --> 00:17:44,711 Watching what she likes on the television, 406 00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:47,750 which is mostly humans falling over... 407 00:17:48,095 --> 00:17:49,337 Wipeout! 408 00:17:49,338 --> 00:17:51,788 ... which is considered peak TV. 409 00:17:52,099 --> 00:17:54,757 Because you take one peek, and you love it. 410 00:17:55,102 --> 00:17:56,448 Do I like Nandor? 411 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,725 I mean, yeah, sure. 412 00:17:58,726 --> 00:18:00,727 I feel bad for the guy. He's a little slow. 413 00:18:02,178 --> 00:18:03,420 Wipeout! 414 00:18:03,421 --> 00:18:05,387 I mean, that's why you guys are making this, right? 415 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,217 A documentary about a slow guy? 416 00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:08,528 Wipeout! 417 00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:10,876 So, Nandor, is there someone special in your life? 418 00:18:11,429 --> 00:18:15,294 There is someone I never had feelings for, 419 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:19,401 but then, very recently, I have seen in a new light. 420 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:22,370 - Hmm. - And this is given rise to feelings I... 421 00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:24,199 I do not understand. 422 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,545 Well, does she know how you feel? 423 00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:28,824 Honestly, Charmaine, I do not even know how I feel. 424 00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:31,414 - Well, you should tell her. - I should tell no one! 425 00:18:32,381 --> 00:18:34,831 - Can you keep this secret, Charmaine? - Mm-hmm. 426 00:18:35,142 --> 00:18:37,903 Good, because if you don't, I'll kill you in your sleep. 427 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,560 Okay, mum's the word. 428 00:18:39,978 --> 00:18:42,024 I know this is going to hurt, but pain 429 00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:43,736 is just weakness leaving the body. 430 00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:45,877 Is pain also piss leaving the body? 431 00:18:46,188 --> 00:18:48,706 'Cause I think I pained my shorts a little. 432 00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:53,608 Come on, Sean. Harder. Faster. You love to ball. Prove it. 433 00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:55,507 Fucking stop! 434 00:18:56,474 --> 00:18:58,613 That wasn't that bad. 435 00:18:58,614 --> 00:18:59,822 How do I stop it? 436 00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,479 Yeah. That's the stuff. 437 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,619 Ow. Nandor, have you ever done this before? 438 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:07,553 No. 439 00:19:07,554 --> 00:19:10,729 Hey, Laszlo. What? I'll be right there. 440 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,696 Is everything okay? 441 00:19:12,697 --> 00:19:14,629 Sean had another heart attack! 442 00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:17,873 Oh, no. We must definitely do something about that... 443 00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:20,359 - Come on. - ... after this episode of Love Island. 444 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,534 We go bye-bye now. Come on! 445 00:19:26,193 --> 00:19:27,642 Sorry I pushed you so hard, Sean. 446 00:19:27,643 --> 00:19:31,680 I tried to extend your pathetic, short human life. 447 00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:35,616 Now I realize I should just cherish the time we have. 448 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:39,619 Hey, listen, Char, can you give Laz and I a moment here? 449 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,898 - Really? - Yeah. You and Nandor go take a lap. 450 00:19:42,209 --> 00:19:44,624 - You okay over there, Nandor? - Hmm? 451 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,869 - You wanna go get a snack? - Sure. 452 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,836 Yeah, let's get this off your hands, okay? 453 00:19:49,837 --> 00:19:52,322 - So, what's on your mind, Seanie? - Yeah. 454 00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:55,878 Look, Laz. My pop died young. 455 00:19:56,913 --> 00:19:58,536 My gramps died young. 456 00:19:59,571 --> 00:20:01,194 I'm probably gonna die young. 457 00:20:01,711 --> 00:20:03,678 Yeah, yeah. It's all right. 458 00:20:03,679 --> 00:20:05,750 There's nothing I can do about it. 459 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,855 There's nothing that you can do about it either. 460 00:20:08,856 --> 00:20:11,789 It's a cruel, cruel world. 461 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,723 Oh, no, don't be down. 462 00:20:14,276 --> 00:20:15,655 It's actually a good thing. 463 00:20:15,656 --> 00:20:18,452 Knowing that my life is short makes me savor every moment. 464 00:20:19,246 --> 00:20:21,282 I might not be here for long. 465 00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:22,387 But while I am, 466 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,769 I'm gonna live life to the fullest. 467 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:26,943 To the fullest! 468 00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:30,498 On to more important matters, 469 00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:33,294 you talk to that guy Mike about the thing? 470 00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:36,332 Yes. 471 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,955 Where the hell is Charmaine? I gotta get this down quick. 472 00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:41,302 Yeah. 473 00:20:41,303 --> 00:20:43,304 I can't get it in fast enough. 474 00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:44,409 I can see that. 475 00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,894 So sorry, Guillermo. I'm just getting a call from my doctor. 476 00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:49,689 That's enough. Give me that. 477 00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:51,553 - That's gross. Give me that. - No! Doctor, there's a monkey trying 478 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,935 - to steal my phone! - Give it to me! 479 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,901 Guillermo, can I grab you for a sec? 480 00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:55,971 Great. 481 00:20:55,972 --> 00:20:57,421 - Come on in. Take a seat. - Okay. 482 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,527 Hey, and, uh, close the door behind you, please. 483 00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:00,563 Okay. 484 00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:04,773 - About yesterday... - Yes. I'm so sorry about the commotion. 485 00:21:04,774 --> 00:21:06,637 It'll never happen again. 486 00:21:06,638 --> 00:21:09,847 Just... I understand the optics of the situation are not great, okay? 487 00:21:09,848 --> 00:21:14,404 Gay POC beat up by a white guy who's bald on top of everything else. 488 00:21:14,405 --> 00:21:16,544 I'm not sure being bald makes it worse, but... 489 00:21:16,545 --> 00:21:21,721 We just never want a situation where an employee feels unsafe. 490 00:21:21,722 --> 00:21:23,758 - Yeah. - So unsafe that they feel 491 00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:26,554 like they need to talk to a lawyer. 492 00:21:26,555 --> 00:21:27,797 Yeah. 493 00:21:28,902 --> 00:21:31,007 Oh. You think I'm gonna sue the company? 494 00:21:31,318 --> 00:21:33,388 Hey, calm down, all right? 495 00:21:33,389 --> 00:21:35,528 - Those are your words, not mine. - Sorry. Yes. 496 00:21:35,529 --> 00:21:38,497 But seriously, are you? You can tell me. 497 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,361 - What are we doing here? - No. No. 498 00:21:40,362 --> 00:21:41,741 I'm not gonna sue the company, no. 499 00:21:41,742 --> 00:21:43,916 I knew there was something special about you, hombre. 500 00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:46,781 Makes me think... You know, cone of silence here... 501 00:21:46,782 --> 00:21:48,645 There are some things happening at Cannon 502 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:49,956 that you could be very helpful with. 503 00:21:49,957 --> 00:21:54,064 - Oh, anything. - Some legal gray areas, SEC-wise. 504 00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:56,480 - You feel me, bruh? - Yeah. SEC-wise. 505 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,863 It's nothing bad. It's just some corporate red tape bullshit. 506 00:21:59,864 --> 00:22:01,521 Kinda wanna look the other way 507 00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:03,763 so we can get back to doing good business. 508 00:22:03,764 --> 00:22:06,319 - Yeah. - That sound like something you can handle? 509 00:22:08,010 --> 00:22:09,424 - Yes. - Well, all right. 510 00:22:09,425 --> 00:22:12,427 At my last job, I had to keep a lot of secrets. 511 00:22:12,428 --> 00:22:15,050 All right. Yeah. Tight as a vault, right? 512 00:22:15,051 --> 00:22:17,605 In fact, that's what I'm gonna call you now. The Vault. 513 00:22:17,606 --> 00:22:19,641 - The Tight Vault? - Just the Vault. 514 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,643 Colin beating the shit out of me 515 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,645 was probably the best thing that ever happened to me. 516 00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:26,579 So I guess that's my thing? 517 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,030 - Definitely. - That's amazing. 518 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,687 I finally have an identity. 519 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,102 Maybe keep it between us 520 00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:35,037 how much I brought up your race and your sexuality in this meeting. 521 00:22:35,382 --> 00:22:37,832 - I am the Vault, aren't I? - Hey, my guy! 522 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,697 I'm trustworthy. I'm strong. 523 00:22:40,698 --> 00:22:41,870 - Now, back to work. - Yeah. 524 00:22:41,871 --> 00:22:44,460 I'm the Tight Vault. 525 00:22:44,874 --> 00:22:46,668 Just the Vault. 526 00:23:02,029 --> 00:23:05,963 I'm going to invite The Guide to watch Wipeout with me. 527 00:23:05,964 --> 00:23:09,829 No pressure. I mean, we can just be friends watching TV, 528 00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:11,486 or we can make out. 529 00:23:11,487 --> 00:23:13,005 We'll see how it goes. 530 00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,596 Oh, Jerry. 531 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,909 Hey. Are those for me? 532 00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:22,843 Yes. 533 00:23:24,914 --> 00:23:25,915 Are you gonna... 534 00:23:26,468 --> 00:23:29,643 Sure. Right. 535 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,610 Fuck it. 536 00:24:15,770 --> 00:24:20,770 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -