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Look at that speed.
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Damien.
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He's clocking at
9 miles per hour.
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Ooh!
Let's get his info.
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Paris team is looking good.
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They were the laughingstock
of the Hospitality Olympics
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last year, but they've
really turned things around.
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They've got a strong anchor.
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Mm.
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She's quick, but I worry
about precision.
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We're only staffing the best
of the best at the Diva.
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Ooh, is that what you're
calling the casino?
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Mm-hmm.
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The Diva. I like that.
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Diva.
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Ooh! Look at that little one.
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He lets the suck
of the vacuum pull him.
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He'll be less prone to injury.
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Smart.
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Okay. Done.
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- I like his passion.
- No. Can't do it.
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- Horrible at trivia.
- Call it. Call it, ref.
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Yes! Who do you think you are?
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I am.
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I am Ray, motherfuckers!
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Pretty good.
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Come on, let's go.
It needs to be perfect.
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Work for this. Work for this.
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This is where a hotel
succeeds or fails--
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a well-made bed.
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That's almost all there is.
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Look at him in the vest.
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I like the way
he handles the top sheet.
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Go, Sophie! Go! Go!
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I did not wanna
bring you tonight.
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Prove me wrong!
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He's a surgeon.
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Quick but measured,
efficient but not careless.
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Fold that top!
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Hospital corners!
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We went over this, Sophie!
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Jesus Christ!
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Check, check.
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Whoo! Yes!
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I am the best bedmaker
in the world!
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Okay, girl, I see you.
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- I'm buzzed, buzzed.
- Moment of truth.
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Buzzed, buzzed.
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- Good girl!
- See? I'm on your side, girl.
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Oh.
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You know what I miss? Go Fish.
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Mom! Mom!
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Hi, guys.
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Mom, I need you.
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Oh, no, honey.
Is Aidan leaving you?
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This is what men do.
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They leave.
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Okay, you gotta make sure
that all the vehicles
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- are in your name.
- No.
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- Are they?
- No, no, no, no.
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- Are they?
- Mom!
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They're finally doing
"Celebrity Amazing Race"!
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- Oh.
- Remember?
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You said that you
would go on it with me
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- if they ever made it?
- Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, DJ, you know
that I'm gagged.
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I can't do any TV.
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No performing for months.
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Nice try.
I called your lawyer.
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- You called Stewart?
- Well, that's what you get
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for suing me
for criminal negligence
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for breaking
Grandma's teapot, okay?
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Stewart and I have developed
a lovely working relationship,
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and he says you're
in the clear,
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as long as this season airs
after the non-compete expires.
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- And it does! So suck it!
- No.
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You are not allowed
to do a reality show.
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That has always been our rule.
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Mom, this is really important
to me, okay?
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You know it's important to me.
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"Amazing Race" got me sober.
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Excuse me, I think $400,000
worth of rehab got you sober.
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Nope, that failed.
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Episodes of "The Amazing Race"
got me through
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some really dark times, okay?
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Phil Keoghan
is my higher power.
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And you promised me
that if I got sober,
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we would go on it together.
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Okay. Okay.
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You're right.
I'll think about it.
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Yeah, think about it.
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But I need an answer
by 5:00, okay?
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Plus, if we win,
we get a million dollars,
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which covers my allowance
for the year.
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Well, honey, I think
all that money goes to charity.
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Oh, fuck! Really? Ugh.
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That's so stupid.
You know what?
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I'm sure there's a workaround.
I still wanna do it.
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I'm gonna go practice driving
on the wrong side of the road.
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- Christ.
- Yeah.
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Look, I don't think
it's the worst thing
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in the world for you
to go on a reality show.
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I mean, there'll be a big
announcement revealing
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the cast, and you
can get them to plug
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MSG in the press release.
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You know, she's right.
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Reality shows do give
celebrities fresh relevance.
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That's true.
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But the problem
with reality shows is,
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you cannot control
the narrative.
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I mean, that's why
I've turned down Andy Cohen
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more than every twink
on Fire Island.
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And they can make you look
however they want.
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I mean, don't worry about me,
but I mean, they could really
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make DJ look like a fool.
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I mean, she doesn't
seem too worried to me.
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Yeah.
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And having her as my teammate,
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we'd probably be out
in the first leg.
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I could be home in a week.
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You do need to sell tickets.
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Well, I guess it looks like
I'm doing "The Amazing Race."
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Whoo!
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Girl, I cannot wait
to watch your ass.
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Gonna be great.
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Oh, that's bad too.
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Food waste is so depressing.
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You know this is the fourth
blackout we've had this year?
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It's the sixth.
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Two happened during separate
12-hour naps you were taking.
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Not sleeps, naps.
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And you slept those nights too.
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That's even worse.
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Thank God I'm such a good
napper or I'd be even more
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stressed out about
the climate crisis.
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And don't monitor my sleep.
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It's private.
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But it's fascinating.
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- Jimbo! What's up?
- Hey.
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So I just finished lunch
with Jessica Duncan,
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and I have great news.
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She loves the
"Who's Making Dinner" idea.
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- She wants to hear it.
- Are you serious?
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Yeah, she flipped out.
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- Are you peeing?
- What?
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Call me back
if you're peeing.
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I can talk to you in a second.
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No, I'm making coffee,
although I have peed
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while we were
on the phone before.
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Okay.
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Anyway, I wanna get you and
Deborah in a room with her.
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Is Deborah excited?
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Because this
could be really big.
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Um, I have not yet--
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I haven't talked
to Deborah yet.
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Well, you need to ASAP.
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Also, I do need to flag
one issue with the rights.
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Apparently, when Frank died,
he left them to Kathy.
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Please tell me
you mean Najimy.
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Why would I mean
Kathy Najimy?
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No, Kathy, her sister,
the one who hates her.
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I even tried
to grease the wheels.
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I gave her a call today,
but she wanted
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to get off the phone because
she said I was, quote,
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"an enabler of her abuser."
- Whew.
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Which I think is unfair,
but you know what?
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We all have our narratives,
so whatever.
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Whatever to her.
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She's a fucking bitch.
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Okay, well, uh, I'll--
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I'll talk to Deborah.
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Let me know what
our girl says.
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And if she is not happy,
don't tell me.
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Just internalize it.
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I think you're
packing too much stuff.
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Do you really have room
for six rolls of toilet paper?
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Oh, you can't just downgrade
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your toilet tissue
out of nowhere.
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I haven't had time to build up
any kind of a tolerance.
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It's a shock to the system.
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I mean, you can go
to the hospital.
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Totally.
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Um, hey, while I have you...
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so you know how I have
that blind script deal?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I figured out
what I wanna do.
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I wanna reboot
"Who's Making Dinner?"
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- Oh.
- Um, yeah.
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It would take place
in the same house,
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but instead of a young couple,
it would follow
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some Gen Z friends
who have to all
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live together to afford it.
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I could pitch it,
and then you could just,
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like, totally rewrite it
if you wanted to.
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Like, just whichever
version works for you,
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I feel like, yeah, down with.
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But I just wanted to
run it by you, because--
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I--I really don't
wanna do a reboot
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of "Who's Making Dinner?"
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Okay.
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But you should.
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No, no.
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No, no, I--I wouldn't
wanna do it without you.
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No, no, no, I'm moving
forward with the Garden,
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but I give you my blessing.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, I know it's, like,
triggering for you
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when people rewrite your story.
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Well, I would
trust you to do it.
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Thanks.
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I won't let you down.
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I know.
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But you know,
I don't have the rights.
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So I can't help you with that.
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Well, maybe you can.
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Look at that headshot.
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It's at least 20 years old.
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We have two offers already,
and two others are writing.
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So if you're interested,
I suggest
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- you come in aggressively.
- Okay, great, thanks.
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Nice bones, Kathy.
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Not you, the house.
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How did you find me?
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Do you still have
that PI following me?
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PI? What PI?
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He died.
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Is there somewhere we can sit?
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If we must.
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I was surprised you
weren't at the christening.
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- What?
- We--we both were.
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I'm AJ's godmother.
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I am AJ's godmother.
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Oh, God.
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DJ must have had
two christenings.
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You wanna alternate months?
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So, listen--
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I know why you're here.
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I talked to Jimmy against
the advice of my healer.
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Deborah, you are not getting
the rights to that show.
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The thing is, they're not--
they're not for Deborah.
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- They're for me.
- Ha, sure.
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No, really, they are.
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What are you going to do
with them?
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Nothing.
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Well, you don't know that.
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I journal.
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So what's your price?
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You obviously need the money.
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I don't remember
you having a passion
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for selling real estate.
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You weren't even good
at playing house.
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Well, you always
made me be the maid.
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Well, you were a natural.
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I'm surprised you could
remember anything at all.
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I read that you had
a psychotic break live on air.
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No surprise there.
Hope you're getting help.
259
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,011
Just like you got help
in the '90s with Prozac?
260
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,846
How did you--
261
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,473
I had DJ go through your
trash like a good little girl.
262
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:20,225
Okay, my sisters, let's turn
the volume down.
263
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:25,606
Kathy, is there anything we
could do to change your mind?
264
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:30,486
Well, there is one thing.
265
00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,988
- No. No. Let's go.
- What?
266
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,740
When we were little,
our mother had these
267
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,159
- salt and pepper shakers.
- Do not waste your breath!
268
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,454
They were cherubic,
porcelain little blonde girls.
269
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,247
She used to say
they looked exactly like us.
270
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,083
We loved them.
271
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,502
That's why we started
shaker collections of our own.
272
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,088
Then when Mom passed,
Deborah stole them from me.
273
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,672
I never stole them!
274
00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,758
Mom said she always
wanted me to have them.
275
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,885
I'll give you the rights if
you give me back the shakers.
276
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,553
Which is never gonna happen.
See?
277
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:59,223
She's deliberately
crushing your dreams.
278
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,475
It's sadistic, really.
This woman is sick.
279
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:06,106
This woman is sick!
280
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,900
- Let's leave.
- Sorry.
281
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,403
Don't even think about coming
back without those shakers!
282
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,864
Oh.
283
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,449
Window's cracked.
Candles are lit.
284
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,869
There's mold. Run. Run.
285
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,040
Hello.
286
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,252
I'm sorry.
287
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,253
I would pay anything.
288
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,754
I just can't--
289
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,256
- I can't do that.
- I get it.
290
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,590
I get it. That's okay.
291
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,634
Thank you for trying.
292
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,567
"Amazing Race" contestants,
take your places, please.
293
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,070
Oh, my God, this is
the best day of my life.
294
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,780
Thank you so much
for doing this.
295
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,157
Well, you're welcome, sweetie.
296
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,658
But just remember our deal, okay?
297
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,034
- You're representing the family.
- Yeah.
298
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,536
- So when on camera...
- Mm-hmm.
299
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,871
- No swearing.
- Right.
300
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,581
- No unladylike behavior.
- Mm-hmm.
301
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,291
No talking back.
302
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,668
Okay, I mean, when in doubt,
ask yourself, WWMD?
303
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,629
- What Would Mommy Do? I know!
- Yes, What Would Mommy Do?
304
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,922
- I understand.
- Don't talk back.
305
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,049
I didn't. I talked with.
306
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,301
- We said the same thing.
- Okay.
307
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,344
- Hey, everyone!
- Yes, Phil!
308
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,723
I would officially
like to welcome you all
309
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,100
to "The Amazing Race."
310
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,689
Now, since this is
our first celebrity race,
311
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,399
why don't we just
talk a little bit
312
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,234
about why you are taking part.
313
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,362
Drew and Jonathan, what
inspired you to be here today?
314
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,491
Well, we love to compete,
so not if, but when we win--
315
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,368
- Very confident.
- Yeah.
316
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,703
- Yeah.
- Okay.
317
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,954
We're gonna be
donating our prize money
318
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,623
to the Alzheimer's Association.
319
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,166
We have a family member
who died from Alzheimer's.
320
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,543
So we're going on this
journey for the patients
321
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,463
and doctors who are
running the much harder race,
322
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,048
- the one for a cure.
- Okay.
323
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,716
That's a great cause.
Great cause.
324
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,885
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
325
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,803
Now, JR and Richard.
326
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,473
We are playing for the
United Negro College Fund,
327
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,059
who also support HBCUs
throughout the country.
328
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,061
Yeah, and the million dollars
that we are going to win...
329
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,562
- Absolutely.
- Correct.
330
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,648
That's just a fraction
of the $26 million
331
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,775
that the United Negro
College Fund donates
332
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,151
every single year
to scholarships.
333
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,779
Awesome.
Another great cause.
334
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,075
Now, what about you,
Deborah and DJ Vance?
335
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,702
I'm here to promote
my comeback show
336
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:30,123
at Madison Square Garden,
September 11th.
337
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,251
Okay.
338
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,961
How about we get
this race started, everybody?
339
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,213
Yeah!
340
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:39,383
Are you ready for your
life-changing adventure?
341
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,051
- Yes, we are.
- Let's do it!
342
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,552
- Let's go.
- Good luck.
343
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,721
Travel safe.
344
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,266
Go!
345
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,812
- Go, go, go, go!
- Come on!
346
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,439
Oh, this is gonna be
interesting.
347
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,402
Go, go, go, go!
348
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,281
Grab it, grab it, grab it!
349
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,452
Okay, drive yourselves to LAX
and fly to Oaxaca, Mexico.
350
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,579
When you land, make your way
to Campo, Los Molinos.
351
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,415
You have $50 for
this leg of the race.
352
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,417
- All right. Bag, bag, bag!
- Okay, okay.
353
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,085
I'm sweating. I already stink.
354
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,878
Oh, no, no, no, no, honey,
we have talked about
355
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,338
a razorback cut
on your shoulders!
356
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,092
Stop it! Get in the car!
357
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,851
They'll be expecting us.
Get to--
358
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:31,894
- Right there!
- Right there, yeah.
359
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,356
Your next flight to
Oaxaca, Mexico, please.
360
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,733
Hola.
361
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,109
We want the same flight
they're getting!
362
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,527
Yes, please, please.
Hi, Deborah.
363
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,695
I'm like--I'm--
I love you so much.
364
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,447
- I have to say...
- Aw, thank you.
365
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,198
I went as you for Halloween
all of middle school.
366
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,825
Got the fucking shit
kicked out of me.
367
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,160
Worth it!
368
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,703
No, I'm obsessed with you.
369
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:52,873
Jordan just told me
you do comedy too.
370
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,249
He had to tell you that?
371
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,168
Well, now that I know,
I'm obsessed.
372
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,919
We should totally
work together,
373
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,088
the blonde comedy girls.
374
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,798
- You're a comedian?
- Yeah!
375
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,216
Well, I can also talk
really, really, really fast.
376
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,551
And what else? Oh!
377
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,303
I can do ASMR.
378
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,721
Do you feel that?
379
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,222
Do you feel it
on the back of your neck?
380
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,849
She's major.
She's generational talent.
381
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,726
And this is online comedy?
382
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,936
Well, I've also done Broadway
and the Hollywood Bowl.
383
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,522
Yeah, she sold out
in like, under two seconds.
384
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,232
Yeah, it was super fun.
385
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,984
So should we
make this official?
386
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,488
- Alliance, allianciana?
- Allianciana!
387
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:27,240
We could call ourselves
the Funny Honeys.
388
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,658
I don't--I don't--
389
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,285
I don't think so, thanks.
390
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,371
Wait, no, Mom. Mom, no, no.
391
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,997
Alliances are a huge part
of the race.
392
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,707
Yeah. Okay, so listen.
393
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,459
What if there's a puzzle
and we can't figure it out?
394
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,211
Don't you want them to give us
a hint on their way out?
395
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,129
That happens literally
all the time.
396
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,339
Absolutely not.
397
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,757
She says we're both comedians.
398
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,966
How dare she compare
herself to me?
399
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,593
Oh, God.
400
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,928
They will get last
and we will win this race.
401
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,430
Come on. Let's go.
402
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,853
Get out of my way!
403
00:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,232
Don't be afraid to shove!
Don't be afraid to shove!
404
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,276
Move it, move it,
move it, move it!
405
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,861
Okay, miss,
this is not YouTube.
406
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,781
Okay, I got it. I got it.
We gotta go. I got it.
407
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,118
No, no, no! Deborah!
408
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,911
- Deborah!
- Get out of it.
409
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,287
- Get in the goddamn cab!
- You're gonna steal the car?
410
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,497
You know what? Hang on.
411
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,706
- I'm sorry.
- I get it.
412
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,999
It's good TV. It's good TV.
413
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,126
What can I say?
414
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,502
We need to go there.
415
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,003
Are you paying "atten-see-on?"
416
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,755
This is very important.
417
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,508
We are in a race
for 1 million "doleros."
418
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,260
Rapido! Rapido!
419
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,346
Let's go!
420
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,320
Oh, damn it.
421
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,698
I was hoping they'd be
stranded and abducted.
422
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,992
Where are the kidnappers
from Sinaloa drug cartel
423
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,827
- when you need them?
- Ooh, it's a Roadblock.
424
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,412
That means only one of us
can complete the challenge.
425
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,706
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
426
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,082
Who's the big cheese?
427
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,834
Oh, this one's addressed to me.
428
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,335
Mom, every single contestant
is a celebrity, okay?
429
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,587
I can't open it!
430
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,130
What's wrong
with your finger?
431
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,716
Okay, yeah!
432
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,801
I understood every word
of that.
433
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,803
Transport a wheel of
cheese down the hill
434
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,847
using a traditional
antique cheese rack.
435
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,724
Once there, you will
receive your next clue.
436
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,642
- Ha, okay.
- Okay, all right.
437
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,561
Okay, now this sounds complex.
I think I should do this one.
438
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,021
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- You're not that coordinated.
439
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,355
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
440
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,690
Hopefully we can
complete this quick
441
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,108
and catch up
to the other teams.
442
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,401
Wait, honey, honey,
your flyaways.
443
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,402
- Stop!
- Okay, all right.
444
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,654
Can she take that again?
445
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,839
What are you doing?
Are you tying it?
446
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,883
Just tie the cheese.
447
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,470
Trish.
448
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,055
That's it, DJ!
449
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,974
I wanted to say before, um,
450
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,018
I know you got canceled, smear
campaigned and everything.
451
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,103
I just wanted to say,
like, from cancel queen
452
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,607
to cancel queen, like, it hurts
the soul, helps the wallet.
453
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,900
So if I could give
you any advice,
454
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,235
you know--who am I to say?
455
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,655
I'm, you know, 19.
456
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,365
Okay, baby!
457
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,243
You got this!
458
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,914
That's it, girl.
Come on, honey.
459
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,290
No, no.
460
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,834
Plan every footstep
but don't hunch.
461
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,378
You're on camera.
462
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,630
Steady, steady.
463
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,300
Trisha, where are you?
464
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,845
Oh, there she is.
You got this, Trish.
465
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,140
Okay, okay.
466
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,351
Oh, my God!
467
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,687
Oh, she's rolling.
468
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,314
Oops.
469
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,657
- Shit, shit, shit!
- Oh, my God!
470
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,826
Oh, my ankle!
471
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,035
Honey, stop whimpering.
Stop whimpering.
472
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,370
It shows weakness.
473
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,831
All right.
Sweetie, one more thing.
474
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,749
You're gonna have to get
back up and grab the cheese
475
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,751
and finish the challenge, okay?
476
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,546
Fuck!
477
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:12,216
She's good.
478
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,923
- Ava.
- Ooh! Oh, hey.
479
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,176
- What are you doing?
- Me? Just me?
480
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,136
- Yeah.
- Oh, nothing.
481
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,055
Or I just came down
to get a midnight snack,
482
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,681
but then by the time
I got here,
483
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,224
I was not hungry anymore
'cause the house is so big
484
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,601
and it took me so long
to get down here.
485
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:05,602
- Totally.
- What's up with you?
486
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,895
What are you doing up?
487
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,813
- Just walking the dogs.
- Okay.
488
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,690
At this hour? That's curious.
489
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,817
Well, when Deborah's out of
town, they get super anxious
490
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:17,405
and just like, shit everywhere.
491
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,199
Sorry. I'm so tired.
492
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,076
Oh.
493
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,827
I gotta go to bed.
494
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,705
But yeah, it was
good to see you.
495
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,082
- Good night.
- I'm gonna go.
496
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,583
This is me.
I'm headed this way.
497
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,834
- My room over here.
- I know. Good night.
498
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,919
Okay, good night.
499
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,796
Good night, Damien.
500
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,215
Okay.
501
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,594
Now I kind of want a snack.
502
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,399
Ah! Ah.
503
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,652
- My God, honey, be careful.
- Okay.
504
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,153
This--that's the last clue.
505
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,697
- That means we're the last team.
- No!
506
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,490
Oh, I have to beat
that idiot woman.
507
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,450
We can still make up time.
Okay? We can make up time.
508
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,994
Because in this race,
the game's not over
509
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,663
until you're standing
on that mat
510
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,289
and Phil says
you're eliminated.
511
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,457
Right,
it's another Roadblock.
512
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,501
"Who's got milk?"
- Ooh.
513
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,211
Okay now, sweetie,
why don't you sit this one out?
514
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,754
- What? What? No!
- Rest your ankle.
515
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,381
But Mom, what if it's
a food challenge?
516
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,799
We both know you are not
gonna be caught dead
517
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,342
eating full-fat dairy
on camera,
518
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,927
- so I will be doing it.
- Well, that's true,
519
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,137
but you didn't do so well
in the last Roadblock.
520
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,471
I--I--I did fine!
521
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,056
Mom, this is my dream,
all right?
522
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,766
And I said I would be
doing the Roadblock,
523
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,852
so the rules say that
I have to do the Roadblock.
524
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,311
- Okay?
- All right.
525
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,479
- Milk a goat...
- Milk a goat.
526
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,064
Until you have two quarts.
527
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,482
When you think you have
completed this task,
528
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,025
present your milk
to the goat farmer
529
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,194
- to receive your next clue.
- No problem.
530
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,738
Okay, all right, this way.
531
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,448
To the right, to the right,
to the right.
532
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,741
Okay, there it is.
There it is.
533
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,867
You got it. You got it.
534
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,328
Just grab the goat.
535
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,999
Jesus, she really
is multi-talented.
536
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,917
Aren't these goats so cute?
537
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,003
Let me get like,
six or seven when I get home.
538
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,213
I don't like them.
They're demonic.
539
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,923
Why are their eyes
so far apart?
540
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,550
- I'm done.
- Oh, we're done.
541
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,801
Yay.
542
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,303
Okay, good to see you.
543
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,514
Hey, hey, don't, don't.
544
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,016
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
545
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,934
You gotta go over there.
546
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,061
- Get your boobs easy for me.
- DJ?
547
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,646
DJ, why don't you watch
the nice man do it
548
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,023
for a minute before you try?
549
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,775
I don't need to
watch the man, okay?
550
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,485
Don't you remember when
I had that past-life
551
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,111
regression therapy and I
found out I was a milkmaid
552
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,113
who was secretly a princess?
I got this.
553
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,198
Sure.
554
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,657
You have to hold it.
555
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,992
Okay, well,
she's being a bitch.
556
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,660
That's not--
that's not my fault.
557
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,370
Pinch the top of the teat,
DJ, the top of the teat.
558
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,997
Oh, Mom? Hey, Mom?
559
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791
If you could shut up for
a second, that would help.
560
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,001
You're distracting me, okay?
The top of the teat?
561
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,461
What does that mean?
Which end is the top?
562
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,129
Just--just--
just watch the guy.
563
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,882
Watch the guy, and then do
it the way he's doing it!
564
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,592
Don't yell at me.
Shut the fuck up.
565
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:43,843
I don't need to watch the guy.
566
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:44,969
Deborah, it's a Roadblock.
567
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,012
You cannot help your partner.
568
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,139
I know, Elise!
569
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,432
Gotta relax into it.
570
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,601
Oh.
571
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,061
Huh? Huh?
572
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,563
You gotta relax
into that past life.
573
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,274
Oh, my God.
574
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:08,828
Egads.
575
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,706
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Calm down!
576
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,209
It doesn't work,
but I will hit you with it.
577
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,670
And don't you dare touch
anything in this shop,
578
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,004
you harlot.
579
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,548
I remember you.
580
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,800
You threatened to smash
a Limoges vase
581
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,010
to strong-arm me into selling
to Deborah Vance.
582
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,262
I did. I did do that.
583
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,055
I was in a desperate situation.
584
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:32,100
And I am once again
in a desperate situation,
585
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,977
but I come in peace.
586
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,855
I need your help,
just some information.
587
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,731
Ha! Go straight to hell.
588
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,899
I'd never help you.
589
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,987
Oh, that's too bad to hear.
590
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,616
Seems like you've got a lot
of inventory around here.
591
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,202
And I did happen to notice
some items on your website
592
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,956
are heavily discounted.
593
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,166
Maybe times are tough?
594
00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:00,211
Your generation
doesn't understand antiques,
595
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,838
but it'll come around.
596
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,007
It's always cyclical.
597
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,175
Well, if you wanna wait for
that to happen, be my guest.
598
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:09,262
But what if I told you that I
could take half your inventory,
599
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,180
right now, at market value?
600
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,724
I wouldn't believe you.
601
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,934
You're a lying piece of shit.
602
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,311
That's wise.
603
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,771
I can't, but I know
someone who can.
604
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,065
Marcus!
605
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:25,904
Tim.
606
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,948
Mr. Vaughan.
You're looking fit.
607
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,658
Thank you.
608
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,077
I'm decorating and furnishing
an entire new casino
609
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,913
with all vintage pieces.
610
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,207
If you help my friend here,
I'm sure we can make a deal.
611
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,667
- What's the style?
- Art deco.
612
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,085
- Where?
- The old Paradiso.
613
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,046
Fabulous.
614
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:47,760
I need someone who can make
me an exact replica of these.
615
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:54,307
Why would you ask
an antiques dealer
616
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:55,975
where you could get a fake?
617
00:23:55,976 --> 00:24:00,688
Well, I seem to remember
a certain psychotic bitch
618
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,858
telling me that
you once fooled her
619
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,610
with a counterfeit
Georges Jouve sconce.
620
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:06,778
I remember
because she called it
621
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,279
the worst betrayal of her life.
622
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,782
Mind you, her husband
porked her sister.
623
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,868
So I need to know
who your forger is,
624
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,496
because he's obviously
very good.
625
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:20,583
Well, lucky for you,
626
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,252
you're looking at him.
627
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,047
God, I love this town.
628
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,341
Can I use your bathroom?
629
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,385
No.
630
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,886
I don't see anything.
631
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,805
Well, are you looking?
632
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,140
- Of course I'm looking.
- I don't know, Mom.
633
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,725
You think I'd still
be running if I saw it?
634
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,185
- Okay, don't be sassy.
- Wait, down there.
635
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,395
It's down there.
Look, look, look.
636
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,480
There it is, God, finally.
637
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,690
Come on.
638
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:45,192
Okay, ready?
639
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,486
This will be it.
This will be the one.
640
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,154
- This will be the one.
- This is it.
641
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,073
- This will be the one, okay.
- Okay, Detour.
642
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,908
All right, break or dance?
643
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,077
Break--enter a room filled
with 10,000 Mexican ceramics
644
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,286
and smash them
on the floor until you
645
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,997
find one containing a clue.
646
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,290
Dance--put traditional
clown makeup on each other
647
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,292
then learn a clowning dance
from a demonstration.
648
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,794
Once you successfully
complete the dance
649
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,045
to your judge's satisfaction,
650
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,296
you will receive
your next clue.
651
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,715
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
652
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,133
I think we should
do the pottery.
653
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,010
What?
654
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,553
I mean, that's--it's simple,
something any idiot can do.
655
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:14,721
- Why are you gesturing at me?
- I'm not.
656
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,139
I'm gesticulating. I'm Italian.
657
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,724
You're not Italian. No.
658
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,142
Mom, that'll take forever.
659
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,393
- We are already coming in last.
- I know.
660
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,978
We've got to make up time.
661
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:23,271
If we get the clown dance
on the first try,
662
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,689
we can pass somebody.
663
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,107
We're not gonna
get it on the first try.
664
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,942
- Why? Let's just try.
- We're just not.
665
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,318
We're--look, look at--
666
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,778
I'm not gonna
put on clown makeup
667
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,530
and do a silly little
dance with you.
668
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:36,951
I--I will look stupid.
669
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,287
No, you're worried that
I'm gonna look stupid.
670
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,914
You think I'm going to
embarrass myself, don't you?
671
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,583
Well, yes, I do. I do.
672
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,460
I don't think you're gonna
learn a clowning routine.
673
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,754
And I don't think that you
were a milkmaid in a past life.
674
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,338
- Okay?
- A princess...
675
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:52,550
- There it is.
- Who chose to be a milkmaid.
676
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:53,760
What about your leg?
677
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:54,886
You cannot dance
with that ankle.
678
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,804
What are you talking about?
679
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,639
I just got that steroid shot
from the Mexican street doctor.
680
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,559
My tits itch, but my ankle
is feeling great.
681
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,352
Do you want a chance
at beating that girl?
682
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,937
- Yes. Yes.
- Do you?
683
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,022
Well, we're not gonna
do it standing around
684
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,607
smashing pottery for hours.
685
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:09,108
Yeah, well,
think about Grandma's teapot.
686
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:10,443
You were pretty good
about breaking that.
687
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,154
Shut up about
Grandma's teapot.
688
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:15,949
Let's go.
689
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,372
And Charlie, and Charlie,
690
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,666
and Chaplin, and Chaplin,
and body roll.
691
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,668
- You know how.
- Well, I don't know.
692
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,462
Hold on a second.
You gotta be a clown.
693
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,714
Do you look--how's this?
694
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,091
Oh, finally.
695
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,592
Took us like,
eight tries, y'all.
696
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:35,802
It's hard. Good luck.
697
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,512
Roll, down, up.
698
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:38,971
Hi, we're so fun and nice.
Let's go. We're done.
699
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,765
Okay, let's get it.
That was great.
700
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:41,974
- That was great.
- Thank you, señor.
701
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,643
What? That was so fast.
Come on.
702
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:46,270
We gotta--you, we'll take you.
Just do it.
703
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,605
Oh, God. This is--
704
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:52,568
Uno, dos, tes,
boom, ta, ocho.
705
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,445
- Okay.
- We got the clue!
706
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,738
We got the clue!
707
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,532
- Oh, that was so much fun.
- What?
708
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,200
The judges were like,
getting emotional watching us.
709
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,452
- It was really sweet to see.
- Done already?
710
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,287
- Mom, we gotta go. We gotta go.
- What?
711
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,789
- We gotta go.
- We don't know the dance.
712
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,415
Well, we just have to try.
713
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:07,834
- We can do it one more time.
- Listen to me.
714
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,627
- We are in last place.
- I know that.
715
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,087
If we can get this on
the first try, we have a shot.
716
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:13,506
Mom, look at me.
Let me try, please.
717
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,300
Let's go, go, go, go!
718
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,351
Sorry, I--I didn't throw it.
I didn't throw it.
719
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:26,727
That's my bad. That's my bad.
720
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,063
- All right.
- Go again. Go again.
721
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,527
It's the--I um,
I did the wrong foot.
722
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,112
- We're good, yeah. Yeah.
- You got it?
723
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,572
- You know where you went wrong?
- Yeah, yeah.
724
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:38,615
Okay.
725
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:43,995
Why? I kicked it on four!
726
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,413
I kicked it on four.
727
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,414
She kicked it on four.
That--I saw it.
728
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:47,874
Start over. Start over.
729
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,168
Go, quick.
730
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,046
- Can I help?
- I've--I've got it.
731
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,465
I've got it.
732
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,635
Stop!
733
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,391
Stop!
734
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,976
No! Oh, shit. Fuck.
735
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,061
Oh!
736
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,355
Come on!
737
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,449
It's okay.
738
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,587
What?
739
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:37,048
No, I really thought
I got it that time.
740
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,257
- Felt good to me.
- What was it?
741
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,550
Deborah and DJ?
742
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,885
No, Phil, no.
743
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,178
No, no, no, no! Not Phil.
744
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,429
- No Phil, come on.
- Oh, oh, honey.
745
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,389
- No, no. No.
- Shh, shh.
746
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,850
Come on. Oh, come on.
747
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,644
Obviously,
I'm here for a reason.
748
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:51,187
Ah!
749
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:52,772
I know it's been
a hard couple of days,
750
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,565
and DJ, you've had your injury,
751
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,192
and then you've been
struggling with this
752
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,944
- clown challenge and--
- I mean, a little bit.
753
00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:00,780
- You've been here four hours.
- I know.
754
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,531
And all the other teams have
checked in to the Pit Stop.
755
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,075
Oh.
756
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,868
Deborah and DJ,
I'm really sorry to tell you
757
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:08,956
that you've been
eliminated from the race.
758
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,709
We didn't do it.
759
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,836
But you know what
we didn't do, actually, Phil?
760
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:17,129
We didn't quit.
761
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,673
So you can hold
your head high.
762
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:19,799
- Yeah.
- You gave it everything.
763
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,300
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
764
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,718
I know you're upset,
but are you pleased
765
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,762
you came on "The Amazing Race"?
766
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,807
It's the best thing that I've
ever done in my whole life.
767
00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:29,308
Honestly, Phil,
this race, it challenges
768
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,602
every single part of you.
769
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,145
That's what I wanted.
770
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:35,815
- You know, I got to milk a goat.
- Yeah.
771
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:39,860
I got to see two
different cities in Mexico.
772
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,779
But most of all, I--
773
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:45,366
I got to spend more time with
my mom than I have in years.
774
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,910
And that's really all I wanted.
775
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,037
You feel like you're
really bonded with your mom?
776
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,831
Yeah.
777
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,916
It was beautiful.
778
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,626
You feel
the same way, Deborah?
779
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:59,046
Yeah, same.
780
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,674
Um, Phil, can I ask a favor?
781
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,509
I can't get you
back on the race.
782
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,511
No, no, no, I understand.
We're eliminated.
783
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:08,431
But if I could just take
one more crack at this dance,
784
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:09,890
- I know I can nail it.
- Are you serious?
785
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,058
I'm serious.
786
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,852
We got so close this last time.
787
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,603
I don't know if you were
watching, but we got so close,
788
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,813
- didn't we?
- We did. We did.
789
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,189
Yeah, absolutely.
790
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,775
I mean, give it another shot.
791
00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:23,321
Actually, Mom,
this one's for us.
792
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,281
- Okay?
- Okay.
793
00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:26,991
Okay, we can do this.
We can get through it.
794
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,577
We could do this.
795
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,582
Okay.
796
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:39,378
Oh, fuck me.
797
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:40,671
Fuck! Shit.
798
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,006
Just forget it. Just fuck it.
799
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,424
You know what?
I don't even care.
800
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:46,969
I never cared.
I don't care, Phil.
801
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,888
Stop fucking filming me.
It's done.
802
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,765
It's over.
803
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:51,933
No!
804
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:03,569
Aw.
805
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:04,945
Yeah.
806
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,782
Oh, my.
807
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:11,535
Oh, they're just
how I remember them.
808
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,496
Good.
809
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:15,790
I can feel her.
810
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,708
I can feel Mommy
in the pepper shaker.
811
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,294
Oh, she's in there.
812
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:21,796
Oh, thank you, Ava.
813
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:24,215
Thank you so much.
814
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,258
But how did you convince her?
815
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,803
She doesn't know.
816
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:30,721
I stole them.
817
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,014
I don't know what
Deborah's gonna do
818
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,391
when she realizes
you stole them.
819
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,851
I don't wanna know.
820
00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:39,688
Yeah, physical probably.
821
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:42,608
You must really,
really want those rights.
822
00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:46,153
Yeah, yeah I do.
823
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,488
So, do we have a deal?
824
00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:50,242
Yes, yes, you've earned them.
825
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,454
I'll have my lawyer
call Jimmy in the morning.
826
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:58,541
Welcome home, guys.
827
00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,210
Aw.
828
00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:10,761
Now boarding group one.
829
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,388
Oh!
830
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:15,599
Oh, I remember boarding groups.
831
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,976
Fun.
832
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,727
They never let
Aidan and me pre-board
833
00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:21,730
'cause they don't count MMA
as military service.
834
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:22,899
Fucking bullshit.
835
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,403
I'm sorry we lost.
836
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:29,405
It's my fault.
837
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,282
If you had done the Roadblocks,
we would have won.
838
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,909
No, you're kind of
good at everything.
839
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,202
And it's super annoying.
840
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,288
No, that's not true.
841
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:41,626
I've never been good
at failing and moving on.
842
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,754
I'm proud of you.
843
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,507
No, you let things
roll off your back.
844
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:51,135
During this race, you just
threw yourself into everything.
845
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,761
You didn't even care
how you looked.
846
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,221
Oh, thanks so much, Mom.
847
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,682
No, no, that's good.
848
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:57,726
That's good.
849
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,646
You're tougher than me.
850
00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:04,648
You are.
851
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:08,694
I mean, I've always cared too
much about what people think,
852
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:11,030
'cause I know how hard it is
when people make fun of you
853
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:15,784
or call you crazy
854
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,453
like they're doing to me
right now.
855
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:18,497
Yes.
856
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:23,792
I think that's why I tried
to protect you from all that
857
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:27,296
and why I didn't let you
try trapeze or, you know,
858
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:30,925
release your reggae album or--
859
00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,635
Go on QVC?
860
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:35,304
Yes.
861
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:38,390
I over-corrected.
862
00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,142
I didn't let you try enough,
863
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,395
'cause you could have
handled it.
864
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:50,444
You're right--you do care
what the world thinks.
865
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:54,240
But I've only ever cared
what one person thinks.
866
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,492
Who?
867
00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:57,827
Phil.
868
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,170
No, no, no, no, no.
Tell me again.
869
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,463
Tell me again.
870
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:11,507
She really said,
I can feel Mommy?
871
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,509
Stop laughing.
872
00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:14,927
I feel really bad.
873
00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:16,554
She cried.
874
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,764
This is the best.
875
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:21,225
- It's not funny.
- Oh, my God.
876
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,519
Well, you are an evil bitch.
877
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,355
I've never felt closer to you.
878
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,608
Well, let's just hope
I make you proud
879
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:32,403
and make a good show
so it was worth it.
880
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,280
Even if you don't,
881
00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:36,198
recently, I have warmed up
to the value
882
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:39,368
of falling flat on your face
and embarrassing yourself.
883
00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,287
Okay, maybe just say
you're gonna do great.
884
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:42,830
Oh, you're gonna do great.
885
00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:44,540
Thank you.
886
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:45,958
God.
887
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:49,878
And live in five, four,
three, two, one.
888
00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,672
Welcome back, folks.
889
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,675
Okay, I am thrilled
because we have
890
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:58,429
an amazing new designer here
with us today.
891
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:02,766
Please welcome
Deborah Junior Vance!
892
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:07,187
Okay, how many times has your
baby reached for your earrings
893
00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:09,982
and almost pulled your entire
ear clean off your skull?
894
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,442
So many.
895
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,818
Well, it's never
gonna happen again.
896
00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:14,445
- Thank goodness.
- Do you wanna know why?
897
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,155
Detachables.
898
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:18,073
- Oh, my God.
- Because they detach.
899
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,825
Ah, look at them.
900
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,535
That's right,
no more bloody lobes.
901
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,245
Moms get it.
902
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,622
Amazing.
903
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,248
Wow, these are flying
off the shelves.
904
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:27,625
They are going fast.
905
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,126
So if you want
your own DJewelry,
906
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,878
you better call in now.
907
00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,757
Oh, and I think we're getting
a call right now...