1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,420 But one might ask, 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,589 "What happens after we conquer the tristate area?" 3 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:09,092 To which I say, first thought, best thought. 4 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,176 - [Nadja snores] - We head west. 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,388 Quick question, how long will this presentation take? 6 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:16,641 {\an8}Well, okay, I did plan a lunch midway through, 7 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:18,643 {\an8}right out there in the foyer. 8 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:21,730 [Laszlo] Ah, ring, ring. Terribly sorry, Jerry. I must take this. 9 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:24,566 Hello? Really? 10 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,192 You need me now, you say? 11 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,028 Do excuse me. I'll be straight back, I promise. 12 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,863 I can tell you're not holding a telephone. 13 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,865 - Immediately? Ah! - [The Guide gasps] 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,450 All right, person on the end of this mobile. 15 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,534 [Jerry] It's not a phone. 16 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,910 - He said, "Ring, ring." - [The Guide] Yes. 17 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,580 - [Jerry] There's no cord. - Wake up. 18 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,789 We'll press forward. 19 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,541 [yawning] Great presentation, Jerry. 20 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:45,837 Unfortunately, me and Nandor have a 9:00 p.m. on the books. 21 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,922 - So... [chuckles] ...thank you so much. - Yes. 22 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,632 [Nandor] Okay, uh... - [The Guide and Jerry sighing] 23 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,259 {\an8}Bye then. 24 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:54,054 - [Jerry clears throat] - Bye. 25 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,555 {\an8}- [Nadja scoffs] Thought you guys actually 26 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,891 were taking the vampire domination seriously this time. 27 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,225 - We are. - We are, Jerry. 28 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,352 - Yeah? - [Nadja] Just not right now. 29 00:01:01,352 --> 00:01:03,396 Great. So now I'm talking to the ghost doll 30 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,522 and the energy vampire. 31 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,066 - Hi. Colin Robinson. - [Jerry] Right. 32 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,650 [Colin] Can you just take it from the top? 33 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,111 {\an8}[♪ "You're Dead" playing] 34 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,364 {\an8}♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪ 35 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,825 {\an8}♪ They have no use for your song ♪ 36 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:19,245 ♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪ 37 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,539 ♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 38 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:26,002 {\an8}♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪ 39 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,755 ♪ You've sold out your dream To the world ♪ 40 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,591 {\an8}♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪ 41 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,760 {\an8}♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 42 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,191 {\an8}I am loving my job at Cannon Capital Strategies. 43 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:51,861 Every day, I am greasing the filthy wheels of commerce 44 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,280 and learning the dark arts of corporate America, 45 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:58,118 {\an8}all the while, secretly helping Guillermo rise through the ranks here. 46 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,287 {\an8}I have had to go above and beyond at times 47 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,997 {\an8}- to, you know... - [Guillermo] Oh, my God, he's choking. 48 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:05,792 ...help these dogs really appreciate Guillermo. 49 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,001 [pendant clinks] 50 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:08,086 - Look at that. - Nice. 51 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,379 - [Lisa] Oh, my God. - [office worker] Yes. 52 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,047 - [Lisa] Guillermo saved his life. - [office worker] Yes. 53 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,801 But I think they are coming around. [chuckles] 54 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,012 Hey, Nadja. Jordan's making a big announcement in 15 minutes. 55 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:20,056 So don't go anywhere, okay? 56 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,641 [Guillermo] Hey, Jimmy, there you are. 57 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,811 You see how he talks like the little piss king of everything now? 58 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,313 [scoffs] Oh. [chuckles] No rest for the wicked. 59 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:30,066 ♪ What a way to make a living! ♪ 60 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,861 [Nandor] Things are going really well for me here. 61 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:38,700 To be considered an important part of the team is refreshment for my spirits. 62 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:42,954 {\an8}It reminds me of the old Al-Quolanudarian folktale 63 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:46,708 of the humble sheepherder who was secretly a prince. 64 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,794 One day, the people here are gonna be very surprised to learn 65 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:54,090 that the janitor who scoops out their hangover vomit from wastepaper bins 66 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,676 is in fact a very powerful warrior. 67 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,469 There he is. What's up, Andy? 68 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,471 So someone took a shit on the toilet seat again. 69 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:01,890 I will fix. 70 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,099 All right, listen up! 71 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,726 I got the big news. 72 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:05,935 It's official. 73 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:09,439 We have acquired Hancock and Sons. Yeah! 74 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:13,526 This is a name that is synonymous with classic American style, 75 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,404 and it's got insane brand equity out the ass. 76 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:19,574 - Yo! Yeah! - No, it's just a stellar, 77 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:20,658 stellar acquisition. 78 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,243 I'm so proud of you guys. 79 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,495 And special kudos to the motherfucking 80 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:26,206 - LBO team over here. - Oh, no! 81 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,874 - Killing it. Let's party! - You, you! 82 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,042 Yeah! 83 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,668 - All right. Pop it up. - [Nadja] Yeah! 84 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:32,337 - Yeah. All right. - [Nadja] Business! 85 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,588 - Money! - Back to work, every-- 86 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,506 - [Nandor] Jordan. Congratulations. - You ready for those... 87 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,301 Thank you. 88 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,220 - [office worker] Jordan! To you, Jordan! - Yeah! 89 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,764 - We did this. Yeah! - [Guillermo] So, basically, 90 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,600 {\an8}we license the Hancock and Sons name to the highest bidder 91 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,810 {\an8}who make the clothes super cheap in Asia, 92 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:51,105 {\an8}which is a great job for a third-world kid. [clears throat] 93 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,275 And then all the factories that we close down in the US 94 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,027 get converted into, like, drug clinics. 95 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,862 Pretty clever if you think about it. 96 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,822 - [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo! - Yes, master... 97 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,617 - Yes, Jordan? - Hey. Oh... I didn't know you were on film. 98 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,118 Cool kicks, dude. 99 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,454 Hey, did you get my spot at Gage and Tollner? 100 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,790 Yeah, you got it. 7:30, window seat. 101 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,583 Okay, I'm gonna actually need you to make that 8:00. 102 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,168 - Okay. - And I may not go at all. 103 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,628 - All right. - So make a note. [chuckles] 104 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,421 - Okay. [chuckles] - Hey, level up, bro. 105 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,631 - Level up. [imitates explosion] - There it is. 106 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,591 - No, we don't explode. We fist... - No? Sorry. Yeah. 107 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,177 Yeah, we'll keep working on it. 108 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,805 Hot tip. This little ding-dong is partner material. 109 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,140 - Trust me. - What? No. It's easy when you have 110 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,393 - a cool boss like Jordan. - Shut the fuck up! 111 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,103 I've learned so much from him. 112 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,355 He's, um... Well, I hear he's quite the dealmaker. 113 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,565 - Thank you very much. - So I kind of see him now 114 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,109 more as a mentor. 115 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,986 He can also be very demanding. 116 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,863 What the fuck is this, huh? What the fuck is that? 117 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:43,825 Pick it up. Get the hell out. 118 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:44,909 Goddamn it. 119 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,536 But, you know, nothing I'm not used to. 120 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,204 - [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo. - Yep? 121 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,539 Yeah, one more thing. 122 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,416 You know that janitor you're kind of friendly with? 123 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,669 The one that's getting in everyone's face all the time? Andy? 124 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,170 I don't know. Maybe Nandor? 125 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,714 - That's it. - Yeah. I don't know him. 126 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,758 You know, every time the son of a bitch comes in my office to empty the trash... 127 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,552 - Mm-hmm. - ...he starts up a ten-minute conversation. 128 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,679 - I'll talk to him. - No, no. Fire him. 129 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,017 {\an8}[groans] 130 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,228 {\an8}Looks good to me. We should, uh, try him out on the road. 131 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,897 See how he does at a quinceañera or something. 132 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,190 [Laszlo] You'll do no such thing. 133 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:19,152 This creature was created for shit work, and shit work it will do. 134 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,362 [Nadja through intercom] Laszlo, Sean is here. 135 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,239 - [Laszlo] Fuck. - Laszlo? 136 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,033 Hello, my darling. Tell him I'll be right up. 137 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:26,993 He's already on his way down. 138 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,411 Shit. Cover him up. 139 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,371 [Colin] Well, you're wrong, Laszlo. 140 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:33,458 This monster could do so much more than just shit work. 141 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:37,211 - Well, I'll be the judge of that. - Night night, little buddy. See you later. 142 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,505 - Whoa. - [Laszlo] Seanay! 143 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,758 Oh, what the fuck is this place? 144 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,634 Some sort of torture chamber? [chuckles] 145 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,054 [Laszlo] No, no, no. Welcome to the laundry room. 146 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,764 Smells like scrambled eggs and piss. 147 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,100 Well, Nadja insists that we use an organic detergent. 148 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,854 It's cool. Cool. So you guys still work at the railroad, right? 149 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:59,192 Of course we do. Yeah, I work at the railroad. 150 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,360 Me too. 151 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,071 {\an8}For a few years now, we've had to tell Sean that we work at the railroad. 152 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:06,074 {\an8}Which explains the rather odd hours we keep. 153 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,658 {\an8}He usually doesn't ask questions, 154 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:10,912 which is good because we don't know dick about the railroad. 155 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,456 - So that's a... It's a pretty cool job. - [Laszlo] It's about the coolest. 156 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,916 The railroad is a great company. 157 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:18,002 - Sean's not what you would call curious. - [laughs] 158 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:21,547 ♪ Seanay! ♪ 159 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,134 Well, I just got shitcanned from the TSA. 160 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,345 Charmaine's been on my ass about asking 161 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:31,641 if, I don't know, you know, maybe I could get an interview with the railroad. 162 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:32,725 But fuck me, you know. 163 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,602 You want an interview, you got it. 164 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:35,686 - Seriously? - Yeah. 165 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:38,189 - [laughing] Oh, that's awesome. - [Laszlo] Anything for a friend. 166 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,066 You're the best friend I've ever had in my life. 167 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,317 I swear to you guys, 168 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,111 I am not gonna let you down. 169 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,195 Not even you, Dilbert. 170 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,988 I gotta tell Charmaine right now. 171 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,160 - Shit. - We don't actually work at the railroad. 172 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,245 Yes, I do know that. 173 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,039 Just hypnotize the guy so he forgets about the interview. 174 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,958 I wish I could. He's almost brain-dead. 175 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,126 He's hypnotized out. 176 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,002 He's a proper idiot. 177 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:03,047 Doesn't know his ass from his elbow. I mean, he really is stupid. 178 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:05,007 But he's my friend. I can't let him down. 179 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:08,219 Hey, elevator box don't go-go. 180 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,847 You need to press one of the buttons, Sean. 181 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,057 - [elevator bell dings] - [Sean chuckles] There we go. 182 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,267 Good gravy. 183 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,020 Yo, Big G. 184 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,772 - What is that, tea? - Yeah. 185 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,274 [chuckles] Okay. 186 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,193 I need you to book the back room at Modus for Friday night. 187 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:27,321 We're gonna go ham on some steaks with the whole team. That includes you. 188 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:29,449 - Really? - Yeah. You're special to me, ding-dong. 189 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,783 - Okay. - Look at that smile. 190 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:31,868 You earned it, bro. 191 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:33,369 What the fuck? 192 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,457 Hey, the fuck is he still doing here? I told you to fire that hippie. 193 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,418 Oh, yeah. I've been so swamped. I haven't got around to-- 194 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,878 Yeah, yeah. We're all swamped. 195 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,255 If you're not ready to step up, I need to know, like, right now. 196 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,339 I'm ready. 197 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,052 Hi. 198 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,812 {\an8}Welcome to the Staten Island and Southwestern Railroad. 199 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:03,608 [Laszlo] We brainstormed several ways out of our Sean dilemma, 200 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,611 but in the end, the simplest plan was the best, 201 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:09,614 which was to rent an entire corporate office floor 202 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:13,075 and hire a bunch of actors to pretend they're working at a railroad office. 203 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,119 Christine, we're gonna need more phones. 204 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,079 Derryberry, not West Brighton. Derryberry. 205 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,790 Now, you two are gonna be in an office romance. 206 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:21,876 You know, I wanna really feel the tension. 207 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,252 Do I get extra for that? 208 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:25,713 Uh, no, you don't. You're lucky to even be here. 209 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:28,007 [Colin] Don't overthink it, guys. 210 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,592 Pretend you work at the railroad. 211 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:33,262 Sometimes you look at a clock. Sometimes you look at a map. 212 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:36,015 You're always angling for some workmen's comp 213 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,684 so you can sit on your big butts. 214 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,811 That's the dream of a railroad worker. 215 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:47,944 [humming] Guillermo! What is cracking, my friend? 216 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:52,323 You know, just crushing it, climbing up that ladder. 217 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,325 - You know how it is. - I do. 218 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:58,329 I am also making arrangements in the friendship department. 219 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,623 Okay. So, here's the thing. 220 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,750 Jordan has asked me to tell you-- 221 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,878 Advice from the great Jordan. Do tell. 222 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,966 Well, Jordan has asked me to tell you-- 223 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,509 Did I win employee of the month? 224 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:16,013 He wants me to tell you that he thinks you should... 225 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:21,269 blend in more with the background. 226 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:26,315 - The background? I-- - Kinda be more invisible. 227 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:27,942 Invisible? 228 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,988 Yes, of course. 229 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,657 You know, as a powerful warrior, 230 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:39,495 I'm not so used to tamping down my natural air of cold command. 231 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:43,374 Such a personality can cast a long shadow. 232 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,377 - That's it. - Thank you for the advice, Guillermo. 233 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,546 It'll be as if I'm not even here. 234 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,089 Okay. 235 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:53,968 [Sean] Give me another fact. 236 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,262 Our trains specialize in moving units. 237 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,180 All right. Well, how many units? 238 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,933 - 2,000 units. - That's big. 239 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,269 Oh, engines. They run on electric or diesel? 240 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,813 Uh, electric diesel and I'll throw in some steam. 241 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,357 - Sounds like low emissions. - Strictly nocturnal. 242 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,234 [laughs] 243 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,652 I'm gonna love this company. 244 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,446 What a lovely surprise! 245 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,781 Seany, what is going on here? 246 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:19,243 Laz is prepping me for my interview with the railroad tomorrow. 247 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:22,121 - Could I borrow you, my Velvet King? - If you must. 248 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,581 [chuckles] Husband and wife business, you know. 249 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,666 Don't worry about it. Go over my resume. 250 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:28,169 [Nadja whispering] You idiot. There is no railroad. 251 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,587 [whispering] Well, that's why we built one. 252 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,255 You built a railroad? 253 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,965 Well, not the whole thing, just the office. 254 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,508 So you could give Sean a job? 255 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,218 Of course not. There is no job. 256 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:39,263 So we could give Sean an interview, build his confidence. 257 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,766 After this, he'll be getting jobs left, right and Chelsea. 258 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,768 I don't remember working at Kinko's. 259 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,353 [sighs] Laszlo, 260 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:46,854 [smacks lips] 261 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:49,732 Sean is very lucky to have a friend 262 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:53,986 who is as big and generous in his brains as he is in his knickers. 263 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,738 [Laszlo laughs] Yes. 264 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:59,325 You, uh, think I should get, like, a conductor's hat or something? 265 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:04,538 [Nandor] Of course I will miss the easy camaraderie of an office environment. 266 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:08,125 But such is the curse of powerful men. 267 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,379 - What's up, gangsta? - What's up? What! 268 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,464 At least I am helping Guillermo. 269 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,924 - You all good, man? - What's he doing? 270 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,008 You good? 271 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,301 All right. I gotta go. 272 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,011 - All right. - I'll see ya. 273 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,930 [Nandor] Of course it hurt a little, 274 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,141 but I was reminded of when I was a warlord. 275 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:28,771 I would always discourage nonsexual fraternization amongst the men. 276 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,232 [Sean] Whoa, this is one hell of a busy office. 277 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,942 And this is just the night shift? 278 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,361 Well, here at the railroad, we like to keep rolling. 279 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,321 [laughs] I see what you did there. 280 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,824 - [Laszlo] Are you ready? - [Sean] I'm ready as I'll ever be. 281 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,493 Oh, hey, listen, I'd like to say hi to Nandor while I'm here, you know. 282 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,538 Yeah, I don't think that'll be possible. He's very busy at the moment. 283 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,249 There he is. Now, we'll just move on in here. 284 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,376 - Oh, yeah. - So, you're about to meet Mr. Smith. 285 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,212 Now, he's a tough nut to crack, a man of few words. 286 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,839 - Just relax and be yourself. - Yeah. 287 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,133 If I tell you to leave that office, then get out of the office. 288 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,050 What do you do? 289 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,510 - Get out of the office. - You got it. 290 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,180 - Oh, why it's Laszlo and Sean. - [Laszlo] Yes. 291 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:07,184 Mr. Smith, this is the man we were telling you about. 292 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:12,022 Sean Rinaldi, meet Greg Smith, president of the SISR. 293 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,233 He had a little fender bender over the weekend. 294 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,693 We're not gonna need that. 295 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,694 I wouldn't be so sure. 296 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,612 Greeting. 297 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,990 Hey, thank you for the opportunity. 298 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,867 - [groans] - [Sean grunts] 299 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,244 Damn, that's an interesting grip, huh? 300 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,789 We decided to kill two cats with one arrow, 301 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,333 meaning Sean gets his interview, 302 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:35,629 and the monster gets to show that he's a smart, cool dude. 303 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,757 [groans] Who Sean? 304 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,258 That's a great question. 305 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,676 Who is Sean Rinaldi? 306 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:44,555 Well, I'm a hard worker, a team player. 307 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,056 Why Sean railroad? 308 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,058 Boom. Another great question. 309 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:52,396 I will hold you responsible if today turns into carnage. 310 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,064 - It won't. - It might. 311 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,024 I think to me, 312 00:12:55,024 --> 00:13:00,070 the Staten Island and Southwestern Rail isn't in the business of transportation. 313 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,907 It's in the business of dreams. 314 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,533 - [monster groans] - [Sean chuckles] 315 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,829 - Sorry, I gotta ask, man. - [Guillermo] Hmm? 316 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:12,750 What's your fucking deal? Like, where do you even come from? 317 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,045 Oh, uh, well, I'm from Staten Island, but I was raised in the Bronx. 318 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,421 [chuckles] No, motherfucker. 319 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:21,008 I mean, you were pushing the mail cart two weeks ago, and now you're an analyst? 320 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,676 Like, what the fuck's up with that? 321 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:26,514 Well, a junior analyst, but yeah, guess I'm pretty good at my job. 322 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,390 - [Guillermo chuckles] - Pretty fucking great at it, more like it. 323 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,558 [laughs] Yeah. 324 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,770 No, no. But seriously, bro, Jordan, he thinks you're the shit, man. 325 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:33,854 - Really? - That's right. 326 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,272 Yeah, yeah. No lie. 327 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,401 And then I say, "Not my problem." 328 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,320 [laughter] 329 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,655 Cheers to you, motherfuckers. 330 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,656 [all] Cheers. 331 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,825 - Let's do this! - [whooping] 332 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,577 ♪ Can graduate ♪ 333 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,120 Go again. Let's go again. 334 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,165 [Jordan] Come on, you know you want it. Let's go! 335 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,625 Bring 'em round. Bring 'em around. 336 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,379 - [coughs] - [laughing] 337 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,133 Yes. Yeah. 338 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,928 - Wow, dude. - Yeah. 339 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,639 [whooping, cheering] 340 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,182 It goes small, then it goes... 341 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,934 - ♪ Can I graduate? ♪ - ♪Can I graduate? ♪ 342 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,190 Hey, hey. Listen up. Listen up. 343 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,401 I got something to say. I wanna get this off my chest. 344 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,653 Make it real quick, then we'll go back to the partying. 345 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,113 Looking at everybody at this table, 346 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,448 some of you guys are not gonna be here in a couple of months. 347 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,076 I get that. Because of performance levels. 348 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,453 But for most of you, I love this group so much. 349 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,330 I am so proud of this team. 350 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,791 - Pussy. - I will knock you out, motherfucker. 351 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,668 Shut the fuck up. Trying to get through this. 352 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,129 You know, this isn't something I'm comfortable doing, being nice. 353 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:44,174 But I wanna say it. You guys work so damn hard. 354 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,843 And if you know anything about me, 355 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,388 you know that everything I do here is for my wife and my kids, right? 356 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,057 And having said that, fuck 'em. 357 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,060 This is my fucking family, right here! 358 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,480 - [cheering] - Guillermo. Get the fuck up here. 359 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:02,902 Get up here. Guillermo de la fucking Cruz. 360 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,988 This kid shows up early, stays late. 361 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,574 Works his ass off, never complains. 362 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,825 And I love it. 363 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,744 And I love you. Welcome to the family, my brother. 364 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,788 Let's hear it for Guillermo! 365 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,665 [distant cheering] 366 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,965 I may look wistful, but that is the look all generals have 367 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,260 when they hear the enlisted men carrying on. 368 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,263 Let them sing and boast. 369 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,599 It is better that I keep my distance. 370 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,100 [Jordan] Guillermo, let's go! 371 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,771 Well, I don't wanna take up any more of your time, Mr. Smith, 372 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,441 except to say that I believe in the power of rail. 373 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,319 And not just for the economics of this great country, 374 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,862 but for the entire planet. 375 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,573 It's one of the reasons that I think I make a great fit. 376 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,117 'Cause I'm young, I'm dumb. I'm a fool-- 377 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,953 Greg Smith stop you there. 378 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,037 - Yeah. - [grunts] 379 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,748 [Sean] Shit, I shouldn't have made the joke. 380 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,632 Railroad more than get freight A to B point. 381 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,928 - It more than business for money profit. - Yeah. 382 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,931 - It about connect people. - Yeah. 383 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,558 It about bring folk together. 384 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,269 [chuckling] Yeah. I couldn't agree more. 385 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,231 Greg Smith like cut of Sean jib. 386 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,649 Welcome to railroad. 387 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,275 - All right. - [grunting] 388 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,946 [Colin] I am so proud right now. 389 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,740 I-I told you he could do more than just grunt work. 390 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,410 Yeah, but you know he wasn't actually supposed to hire Sean. 391 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,494 Yeah. 392 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,579 So, uh, how many days do I get off? 393 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,457 Fair enough. But he didn't kill anyone. 394 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:47,131 I cannot believe you hired him, let alone made him a vice president. 395 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,467 What? I think Sean will make a fantastic vice president. 396 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,428 Me like cut of Sean jib. 397 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,722 Yeah. I couldn't agree more, Monster. 398 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,392 He's super qualified, and he's incredibly charismatic. 399 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,311 - [Monster grunts] - I mean, damn Sean for being so good. 400 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,896 [Guillermo] What's up, motherfuckers? 401 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,524 "Motherfuckers"? Shouldn't you be shitting in your shed? 402 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,986 No. Me and Jordan and the LBO team went out for steak... 403 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,280 - [Nadja] Ugh. - ...because we closed 404 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,699 on the Hancock and Sons deal. 405 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,243 Oh, Hancock and Sons. That's a quality shirt. 406 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,786 [scoffs] Not anymore. 407 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,955 We just bought it for the brand and the land. 408 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,999 - [Nadja groans] - The rest of it can go fuck itself. 409 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,835 - [Laszlo] Ooh. - No, no. Not fuck itself. 410 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,881 Like Jordan said, this is a net positive for the consumer to get a cheaper product. 411 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,132 That is just a nice way of saying 412 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,968 that you get rich off the bones of the old workers. 413 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,970 You don't know what you're talking about. You know why? 414 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,723 Because you are not on the team. 415 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,099 [chuckling] 416 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,894 [inhales sharply] Bitch, I am the team. 417 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,230 I built you up from a nobody in the mail room. [hisses] 418 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,107 I was told at my onboarding 419 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:51,236 that nobody is a nobody at Cannon Capital Strategies. 420 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,740 [Nadja] It is not right that this insolent little shed-dweller 421 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,825 should ever claim to be better than me. 422 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,077 Whatever, Nadja, 'kay? 423 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,162 Yeah, maybe you did help me get a few steps ahead. 424 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,706 - But you know what? You're not that great. - [Nadja gasps] 425 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:06,376 In fact, that whole office is made up of tiny little shed-dwellers. 426 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,879 Jordan loves me because I crush it, 427 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,381 and you're all sitting around with your dicks in your hands. 428 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,592 - [imitates popping] - Why not? It's our house. 429 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:17,971 Those pencil dicks will rue the day they ever overlooked me. 430 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,891 [Jordan] Okay. So let's wait for their counter, 431 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,018 but be prepared to be very aggressive with them, 432 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,229 because I've seen this before. 433 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,313 - Okay? - Yeah. 434 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,024 What else do we have on the agenda? I know there's some more-- 435 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:33,070 Which of you sons of bitches wants to live in a mansion? 436 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,614 Yeah, I think you're in the wrong meeting there, Elvira. 437 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,908 - Okay? This is the LBO team. - Sorry. 438 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:41,495 I thought this was the team with dicks so big they wiped the floors. 439 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:45,082 But if you're too busy sucking each other off, I can go elsewhere. 440 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,711 Hang on. I'll bite. Before I fire you. What do you... What do you got? 441 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,506 Do you like trains? 'Cause I know your mom does. 442 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,843 And this is too big even for her wide-set legs. 443 00:18:55,843 --> 00:19:01,473 Staten Island and Southwestern Railroad, absolutely creaming with assets. 444 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:05,060 - Open season. - [Jordan] Yeah, this might be something. 445 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,481 Well, how's it feel? 446 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,567 [chuckles] Like I belong, right? 447 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,612 What do I do now? Call a meeting? Make a spreadsheet? 448 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:16,864 [Colin] The world's your oyster. 449 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,657 You're higher up on the org chart than we are. 450 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,784 - I am? - Oh, yeah. You're a VP. 451 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:25,873 Laszlo's a deputy senior director, and I'm a, uh, railroad consultant. 452 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,292 - Marone. That's a lot of responsibility. - Yeah. 453 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,545 We should do something official. Let's go check out the trains. 454 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,423 That's a great idea. Let's go and check out the trains. 455 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,008 - There are no trains. - I know that. 456 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,051 I just don't wanna disappoint Sean. 457 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,053 Maybe we can tell him the trains were stolen? 458 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,639 He's not gonna believe a preposterous lie like that. 459 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,808 Wait a minute. What's Nadja doing here? 460 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,059 Well, here we are. 461 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:50,814 You can see for yourself how active and alive and real it is. [chuckles] 462 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:54,318 Ah, my darling. What a pleasant surprise. Who are your guests? 463 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:58,238 Uh, us business banker types are very interested in 464 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,200 the Staten Island Southwestern Railway with a view to purchase. 465 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,701 Am I right, my guys? 466 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,204 I'm so sorry. Is this a joke? 467 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,331 - What are you even pointing at? - [Lisa] What? 468 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,665 There's nothing even on this paper. 469 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,501 And on the other side it just says train over and over again. You see that? 470 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,378 [Lisa] This computer is fake. It's made of plastic. 471 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,006 Is this a fucking prank or something? Is this a prank show? 472 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,050 - Are you fucking with us? - 'Cause that would be funny. 473 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,929 No, no. No. This is actually a tremendous, good business deal. 474 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,849 Very ruthless stuff. And we're gonna be drunk on gold. 475 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,060 It's all right, my darling. They've sussed it. 476 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,144 The office is bullshit. 477 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,104 It was done just for the benefit of my friend, Sean. 478 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,397 - Well, that explains it. - Sean. 479 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,607 Yeah, and who the fuck is Sean? 480 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,318 Sean is my best friend. He means everything to me. 481 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:40,322 So you brought us to Staten Island for some straight bullshit? 482 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,782 [Laszlo] Pretty much, yeah. And it'd be great 483 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,617 if you fellas just played along. 484 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,494 - He's a nice guy. - Yeah, I don't think so. 485 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,703 This is fucking mental. 486 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,122 - Jordan is gonna be so pissed. - I don't care about Jordan! 487 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,750 My husband spent $3,000 on this place. 488 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,502 It was actually $3,500. 489 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,128 - [Nadja groans] - Hold up. 490 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,965 - This whole floor went for 35 hundo? - Only for the month. 491 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,384 Shit. That's way below market value, even in Staten Island. 492 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,219 - Got eyes on that market, guys. - That's good. 493 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,513 - That's crazy. - They're probably part of a family trust 494 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,431 where they all hate each other and wanna cash out. 495 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,226 This is a family in crisis. Let's go. [laughs] 496 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,603 [Jimmy] Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes. 497 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:17,067 Even though there was no railroad, the real estate was very "undervalued." 498 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,194 Yeah. Plus, that real estate girl I've been fucking, 499 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,446 she told me Staten Island, it's the new Bushwick. 500 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,572 Yes! 501 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:26,118 I may not know what any of that means, but it makes no difference. 502 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,412 I still made it happen. 503 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,331 [Lisa] Good work. Let's go, Magda. 504 00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:33,208 You might've just saved your job. Yeah. 505 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,628 My darling wife Nadja not only proved her mettle with the financiers, 506 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,131 but she also solved the Sean dilemma. 507 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,674 He got a job at the railroad. 508 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,050 - Come and take a walk with me. - Yeah. 509 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,720 The railroad went under as railroads often do. 510 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,264 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Beyond my control. 511 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,641 I'm taking my train, which my grandpa gave me. 512 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,728 This place doesn't deserve me. I'm leaving. 513 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,771 So do me a favor. When you're putting those decks together, 514 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,189 I just want you to double check 515 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,567 to make sure all the valuation spreads are... [sighs] 516 00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,901 What the fuck, dude? 517 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,404 I thought I told you to fire that weird janitor. 518 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,406 - Yeah. No. I know, but-- - I don't wanna hear it, okay? 519 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,782 Just get it done. 520 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,161 [Guillermo] I don't wanna fire Nandor. 521 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,830 But it's like Jordan said, it's about being the right fit. 522 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,914 Fuck. 523 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,833 And maybe that's what we were. Or weren't. 524 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,170 Nandor couldn't make me a vampire, and I can't make him a janitor. 525 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,341 Okay. [whispering] This is why they pay you the money. 526 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,554 [sighs heavily] 527 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,104 Nandor, hey. Busy? 528 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,858 Um, just doing some light cleaning. 529 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,026 Please, take a seat. 530 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,652 [sighs] Great. 531 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:48,950 [groans loudly] It feels good to take some weight off the old tootsies. 532 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,620 - Yeah. A break is good. - What is cracking? 533 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,623 - You know. Same old, same old. - Mmm. 534 00:22:54,623 --> 00:23:00,629 You know, I noticed that Jordan is starting to show a real special confidence 535 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,881 in you, Guillermo, and he's wise to do so. 536 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,925 - Thank you. - I mean it. 537 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,302 I think you will do very well here. 538 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,305 - I think so too. Which is why-- - I'm proud of you. 539 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,685 Okay. You know, there's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna say it. 540 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:16,853 Say what? 541 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:25,195 That we, as a company, need to downsize. 542 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:30,033 Downsize. What is downsize? 543 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,535 - Sounds exciting. [chuckles] - Nah. 544 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,079 It's when you have to let people go. 545 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,455 It's not Jimmy, is it? 546 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,290 No, it's not Jimmy. 547 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:41,378 [sighs] Whew. Jimmy is my number one bro. 548 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:45,549 No, I'm telling you because you're the one that we have to let go. 549 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,554 You're firing me? 550 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,763 Yes, but if you think about it, 551 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,890 it's the best thing that could ever happen to you. 552 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,976 I just want you to know that it was not my decision. 553 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,062 It's fine. I'll just, um... 554 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,356 I'm so sorry. 555 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,234 Good luck, Guillermo. 556 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,112 Good luck, Nandor. 557 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,658 Excuse me. 558 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:17,747 You know what, I'm great. It's been a positive experience. 559 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,292 Guillermo, he's like a baby bird, 560 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,503 like a little falcon looking for his first bit of prey. 561 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,921 He has to prove himself. 562 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:30,302 So, no, I am in no way, shape or form humiliated by the fact that I have 563 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,389 just been fired by my own... by my former... 564 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:36,683 You know what? I... 565 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,518 [audio feedback from microphone] 566 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:39,603 Yes. 567 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:41,688 Excuse me. 568 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:44,649 Please. 569 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,070 I said please! 570 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,697 [boxes clatter] 571 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:57,120 [door opens, closes] 572 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,998 ♪ I'm going to work ♪ 573 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,127 ♪ Until... ♪ 574 00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:07,005 [Sean] I'll always treasure my brief time at the railroad. 575 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,089 There you go. 576 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,091 I came away from it knowing that I got value. 577 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,009 Fuck, fuck. 578 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,511 Sean Rinaldi is a hot commodity. 579 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,595 Wish me luck. 580 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,014 You know which way to the Sean Rinaldi interview? 581 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:19,142 I mean, I'm still seeking similar VP positions in the transportation sector, 582 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,436 but till one of those comes along, 583 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,897 I'm gonna keep my hand in right here at TaskRabbit. 584 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:27,484 'Cause this guy is gonna be okay. 585 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,237 ♪ I'm going to work ♪ 586 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,950 ♪ Till the setting ♪ 587 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:39,120 ♪ Of the sun ♪ 588 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:43,083 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 589 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:47,212 ♪ I’m going to sing until ♪ 590 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:52,551 ♪ My day is done ♪ 591 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:56,054 ♪ Ooh ♪ 592 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,849 ♪ Ooh ♪