1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:04,337 Welcome to the quarterly report with yours truly, 2 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,005 - me. - [employees laugh] 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,215 All right. So investments by sector... 4 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:10,050 Things are going really great at work. 5 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:13,345 {\an8}I feel like I finally found what I'm meant to do in life. 6 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,305 - Jimmy. - [employees laugh] 7 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,558 - Does anyone ever call you Big Red? - No. 8 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:21,895 And it feels really great to finally be, you know, appreciated. 9 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:23,439 [chattering] 10 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,524 [Jordan] Let's go. 11 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,234 - Out. - [Guillermo] Out. 12 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,445 Oh! 13 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,529 Fuck! 14 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:33,365 [Guillermo] I finally feel like I belong somewhere. 15 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,451 Everything is coming up Guillermo. 16 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,162 [chuckles] Fuck you too. 17 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:40,415 Okay. All my best to Patrice. Bye. 18 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,542 - Dude, that move you made on Salazar. - Mmm. 19 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,961 Holy shit. How did you know that we should short that? 20 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,212 You know someone over there? 21 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,256 Just did my research. Just leave it at that. [chuckles] 22 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:50,632 You know what I say, 23 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,968 you do whatever you can get away with, right? 24 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,470 And don't use that. 25 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,306 That's the kinda shit that we look for in our full-time analyst. 26 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,475 Mr. Nelson was saying he's very pleased 27 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,559 - with your work. - What? 28 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,436 You could be moving up here real quick, G. 29 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,146 - Oh. - In fact, 30 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,190 tomorrow night, we should have a little rager here 31 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,775 and toast to your badass self. 32 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,109 Think about preppin' a speech 33 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:10,861 'cause I got something special planned for you 34 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,196 that you are gonna love. 35 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,697 Invite some friends, huh? 36 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,199 - Yeah. - You do have friends, don't ya? 37 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:19,286 - Yeah. Okay. I got tons of friends. - Cool, I wanna meet 'em! 38 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,538 {\an8}[Guillermo] So I'll be making a speech 39 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:24,625 and you would all be attending as my friends. 40 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,127 Well, friends as in your friends or someone else's? 41 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,462 Someone else's feels better. 42 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:32,841 Ah, I would be attending as a valued Cannon Capital employee, 43 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,176 not your friend. 44 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,303 Okay, you know what? Forget it. Forget I even asked. 45 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:39,765 Nonsense. I will also be attending as a former employee. 46 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,767 And don't worry, I will not be "triggered" 47 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,729 by returning to the corridors I once kept so very tidy 48 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,648 as chief supreme janitor. 49 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,858 I think you were just a regular janitor. 50 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:53,779 And I too shall attend, for your soiree shall be the perfect debut 51 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:57,032 - for my completed Cravensworth's Monster. - [Nandor] Oh. 52 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,826 It's been a rocky road, but as you can see, 53 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,577 - he's quite the handsome chap. - [FKA Bill grunts] 54 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,538 And far smarter than Nandor. 55 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,872 - What the fuck? - [Laszlo] Yeah. 56 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,374 I don't know, Laszlo. I mean, 57 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,085 the last time we took him around other people, 58 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,879 he popped Jerry's head like a swollen tick. 59 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,340 Jerry did pretty much deserve that. 60 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,883 And he's promised not to do it again. 61 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,426 Stand up. Come round here. 62 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:18,428 [Nadja] If you're going to insist on bringing him, 63 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:20,514 he simply must wear trousers. 64 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,892 Not tonight, Josephine. [laughs] 65 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,939 {\an8}♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪ 66 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,442 {\an8}♪ They have no use for your song ♪ 67 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,695 ♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪ 68 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,948 ♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 69 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,952 {\an8}♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪ 70 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,955 {\an8}♪ You've sold out your dream To the world ♪ 71 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:46,708 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪ 72 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,377 {\an8}♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 73 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,846 All right, it's official. 74 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,347 You are swagged out. 75 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,600 - Will Laszlo like? - Do you like? 76 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:08,062 {\an8}Laszlo master. What would Laszlo like? 77 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:13,567 {\an8}Okay. You know, you and I don't have to go to this party, Monster. 78 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:18,447 I mean, we could stay home and binge watch a season of USOT. 79 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,032 United States of Tara. 80 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,743 No. Laszlo say we go party. 81 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,328 But is that what you want? 82 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,038 Want make Laszlo proud. 83 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,664 Do you want to make me proud? 84 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,334 Laszlo master. 85 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,211 Yeah, all right. 86 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,380 - Hey you, guys. - [Jimmy] Oh! 87 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,674 Today everyone is talking about the man of the hour. 88 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,260 Whatever you heard, don't believe it. None of it's true. 89 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,679 Come on! We heard the Salazar short was all you. 90 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,098 Uh... Yeah, that part is true. You can believe it. 91 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,352 - I believe 'em. I'm a believer. - Oh, yep! 92 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,354 Oh. Excuse me for a moment. You made it! 93 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,356 - Look at this! It's the friends! - Yeah. 94 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,982 - They're real. Pinch me. - Pinch. 95 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,150 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 96 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,319 - Sorry. - Don't mind the cameras here. 97 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,196 We're making a little promotional documentary 98 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,824 about Cannon Capital in, what we like to call, the Cannon way. 99 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,868 - So you'll get used to 'em. - Jordan. 100 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,620 Ah. Yes, Nan... Nancy? 101 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,497 - Yeah. - [Laszlo] Leave it with me. 102 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:13,168 I say my perfectly normal friend here needs to take a piss. 103 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,295 - Ah. - Where would he do that? 104 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:16,672 Toilet now. 105 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,716 - Uh, just down the hall on the left. - Thanking you. Come on. 106 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,760 Come on. It's to the left. 107 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,053 Maybe I'm trippin' out here, 108 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,889 but isn't that the guy that beat the fuckin' shit out of you? Bald guy? 109 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,016 - [chuckles] What? I don't think so. - Looks like him. 110 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,686 - Mmm. Mm-hmm. - And... Hey, you. 111 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,853 Weren't you a janitor here? 112 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:36,067 Ha. I get that a lot. No, that was, um, uh... 113 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:40,028 my slow-witted brother who looks a lot like me, 114 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,114 but he's a completely different guy. 115 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,365 - [Jordan] Well, small world, huh? - Yeah. 116 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,200 But, listen. Sorry we had to let your brother go. 117 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,452 It just wasn't a good culture fit, you know? 118 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,996 Sure, sure. 119 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:52,457 I guess he just didn't make the grade, so... 120 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,210 I'm glad I'm not that guy. [chuckles] 121 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:57,713 You tellin' me. So, what do you do? 122 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,048 I used to command armies in the Middle East. 123 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:01,383 - Top secret stuff. - [Nandor] Sure. Yes. 124 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,884 Like Mossad? 125 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:05,971 - Gesundheit. - [Jimmy] Guillermo, shots! Come on. 126 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,222 - Oh, no. - [Raj] You're taking two shots! 127 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:09,224 - He's taking some shots! - [Jordan] Set him up, Jimmy. 128 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:12,185 Okay. But I'll be right back. I'll be right back though. 129 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,395 So how do you know Guillermo? 130 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:18,317 Oh, he used to be my right-hand man for many years. 131 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:22,487 Man, I wish I had four Guillermos, right? Really lightened my load around here. 132 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,114 I wish I had two Guillermos. 133 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,658 Then you could have one. I would have one. 134 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:31,246 And then the two Guillermos could become friends or even lovers. 135 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:34,458 And I could say like, "Hey, Guillermo, go fuck yourself." 136 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,418 And then he could do that. 137 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:37,670 Okay, well... 138 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,422 - Cut that. - Nice meeting you. 139 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,383 - [Lisa] There he is. - Oh, yeah. 140 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:50,725 [chuckles] No. I cannot wait to start working with you. 141 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:52,225 All right. Take care. 142 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,435 No, you take care. 143 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,397 How about we both take care? [chuckles] Stop it. Okay. Bye. 144 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:58,648 [sighs] 145 00:05:58,649 --> 00:05:59,733 [squeals] 146 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,817 What? 147 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:04,654 I have just been offered an incredible new job. 148 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:08,158 But is Guillermo gonna be okay without you watching over him the whole time? 149 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,242 - Doing what? - Remember? 150 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,495 The reason you started working here in the first place? 151 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:15,499 Oh, right! I guess I completely forgot about that. 152 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,875 Oh, well. Fuck it. 153 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,086 He's doing fine, isn't he? [chuckles] 154 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,338 I certainly am. [chuckles] 155 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,675 I must admit, I am sad to be leaving Cannon Capital. 156 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:28,428 {\an8}I never quite figured out what it is we actually do here. 157 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:29,639 Lamps? 158 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:33,975 Making and/or selling really enormous lamps? 159 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:37,813 But... [sighs] ...there's a lot more work to be done before I can truly celebrate. 160 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:41,191 Unfortunately, when you are quitting your job in human world, 161 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:44,444 you have to burn all of your bridges at your workplace. 162 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,322 It is a very mysterious human custom. 163 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,366 I think that they do it so that their coworkers 164 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,952 that they leave behind will not miss them so much. 165 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,537 It's sort of sweet. 166 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,538 [cackles] 167 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,998 I do not fully understand this tradition, 168 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,459 but as they say in ancient Callipraxos... 169 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:02,462 [speaking foreign language] 170 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:06,008 Which means "fuck up as much shit as possible." 171 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,428 [screams] 172 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,556 Yeah, they were a really destructive society. 173 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,642 [FKA Bill speaking Latin] 174 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,852 [chuckles] What's he saying? 175 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,272 - It's Latin, you pricks. - [Raj] I knew that. 176 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,523 [Colin] Hey, why don't we take a break 177 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,942 and see how many pizza rolls we can get in your mouth? 178 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,819 [grunts] Laszlo happy? 179 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,071 No. Recite pi to the fiftieth point. 180 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:32,576 3.1416? 181 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,661 Five! Five! 182 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:35,620 [grunting] 183 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,373 What are you doing? He's not having any fun. 184 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,333 Of course he is. He's having a great time. 185 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:41,626 He's the life of the party. 186 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:45,839 No, he's not. And I don't appreciate you trotting him out like some dancing bear. 187 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,383 Well, I don't give a monkey's what you appreciate. 188 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,843 He's as happy as a horse. 189 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,304 I suggest you go and get yourself a cocktail. 190 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,264 You get yourself a cocktail. 191 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,099 - [FKA Bill] Seven. - [Laszlo] Did he get it? 192 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,392 - [employee] Yes. - Of course he did. 193 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,352 He's the best, that's why. Come out here. 194 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:01,855 Gather around, everyone. I want you to watch this. 195 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,149 That's it. Out you come. Fast as you can. 196 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,233 Turn the music on. 197 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:06,736 - [upbeat music playing] - He likes this one. 198 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,114 I mean, he's no Patrick Swayze, but he can dance. 199 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,741 Pretty good, right? That's it. 200 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,075 [FKA Bill] I stop now? 201 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,036 No, no. You stop when I damn well tell you. 202 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,164 He never gets tired. He can do that all night. 203 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:22,000 Oh, Cathy. I've been meaning to tell you, 204 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,128 your spreadsheets are absolute hogshit, girlie. 205 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:28,381 It's, like, are you numerically demented or something? [chuckles] 206 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:29,591 And, Brock, 207 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:33,762 your fiancée has been cheating on you with your brother for ages. 208 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,098 I'm gonna miss you both so much. 209 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:37,850 Shit. [sniffs] 210 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,768 Oh, hi. Have you seen Jordan? 211 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,353 Someone broke the glass in conference room B. 212 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,064 - Lisa, my favorite. [sobs] - Oh, come on. 213 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,691 - Your voice is incredibly deep... - Yes. 214 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,568 ... and nasal and grating. 215 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:49,903 And your whole vibe, 216 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:53,365 it's like you crave love 'cause you never had it as a child, 217 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,574 like, where were your parents? 218 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,244 You're really hard to be around. [sobs] 219 00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,996 I said I wouldn't cry! [chuckles] 220 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:01,081 That's not your desk. 221 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,084 [Nadja] Not anymore. It's not. 222 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,085 Very cool. 223 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,212 A water closet in your office? 224 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,256 - Oh, yeah. - You ever get tempted to, you know, 225 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,465 just sit at your desk 226 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:13,552 and whip it out and see if you can piss right into the toilet? 227 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,428 No, but I'll have to give that a try. 228 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,597 We don't need to be talking about piss in front of my boss. 229 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:18,807 [Jordan] Ease up, G. 230 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,850 I'm always telling Guillermo that he works too hard. 231 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,894 He's always here. I gotta watch out for this guy. 232 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,105 Otherwise, one day, it'll be him behind this desk, 233 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,565 - right? [chuckles] - No. No. 234 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,526 My mini me. My mentee. My right-hand man. 235 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,444 He used to do a similar thing for me. 236 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:33,238 - We called it shit work. - [Jordan] Ah. 237 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,408 - Same, same. - No, not the same. 238 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,118 For one, I actually get something from working here. 239 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,411 [Guillermo chuckles] 240 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,664 Well... [clears throat] ...why don't we take a little breath here? 241 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,874 - Yeah. - How about you go get me a beer? 242 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,334 - Get yourself some too. - Got it, boss. 243 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,544 And one for me. 244 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,879 Really? You want a beer too? 245 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,592 Yes, Guillermo. I would like a beer 246 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:54,759 on the rocks. 247 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,886 - [Jordan] Just go get the beers. - Yeah. 248 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,888 It's always a fucking discussion with this guy. 249 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:02,684 It was the same when he worked for me, you know? So argumentative. 250 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,060 - Mm-hmm. - Always talking back 251 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:06,187 like some kind of needy child. 252 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,815 [chuckles] Exactly. Just, like, do what I fucking say. 253 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,317 Yes, like a servant. 254 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,402 Those were your words, not mine. [chuckles] 255 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,571 Sure. Sure. 256 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:19,326 But you do value Guillermo as a part of the team, right? 257 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:22,495 [mutters] Let me tell you something. You gotta have at least one guy 258 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,956 who would do anything to make you happy. 259 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,000 Neediness is a great motivator. 260 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,793 [Nandor] He was always needing something. 261 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,754 - Food. Water. - Yeah. 262 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,422 A new brush for my hair. 263 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,008 Classic beta shit, right? 264 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:38,720 So, how do you deal with the beta shits? 265 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,347 Well, probably the same way you do. 266 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,432 Smile, and a little speck of hope, 267 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,685 and they will do anything you need them to do. 268 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,104 I mean anything. 269 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,858 But, I mean, you wouldn't take advantage of Guillermo like that, right? 270 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,903 No. Officially, no. 271 00:10:55,780 --> 00:11:00,033 I have grown suspicious of Guillermo's beloved Jordan. 272 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,662 I'm not sure that he has Guillermo's best interests at heart. 273 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,539 But surely, a true leader would never dream 274 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:10,168 of treating a loyal underling with such contempt. 275 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,628 - [Guillermo grunts] - That's point. 276 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,546 It's simply not done. 277 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,257 Would you excuse me for a moment, Jordan? I just... 278 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:20,930 I gotta make sure that Guillermo isn't putting too many rocks in my beer. 279 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,893 No, seriously, man, I feel like everyone's having kids now. 280 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,311 - It's, like, gross. - [FKA Bill grunts] 281 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:30,563 Sorry, I don't wanna hang out with babies all the time. 282 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,816 Yeah. What about you, man? You want kids? 283 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:36,736 Uh... kids? What am I made of? Money? 284 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,071 [employees laugh] 285 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,323 - Give me that. That's my man. - Nice. 286 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,826 - That's what I'm talking about. - [grunts] Fight! Danger! 287 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,536 - [Lisa] Oh! - Sorry! 288 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,870 [grunting] 289 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,872 No sweat, man. 290 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,834 We're just gonna go get this cleaned up, like, away from here. 291 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,085 What the fuck happened there? 292 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,628 You were doing well with the wankers. 293 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,964 - Mistake. - I should damn well say so. 294 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,549 Chill your tits, Laszlo. 295 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,301 You chill your tits. My monster, my rules. 296 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,678 But he has feelings. 297 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,346 Feelings? He's a monster. 298 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,724 He'll have feelings when I tell him to have feelings. 299 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,058 Toilet. 300 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,270 - [Laszlo] What a surprise. - Now, see what you've done? 301 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,064 "I feel like I finally found a place where I belong. 302 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,983 And I wanna specially thank Jordan 303 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,277 for seeing something in me that perhaps I didn't see"-- 304 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,778 Guillermo, I must speak with you urgently. 305 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,405 No, not right now. I'm practicing my speech. 306 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,701 Guillermo, I do not trust this man Jordan nor his intentions for you. 307 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,702 Of course. 308 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,037 - Of course what? - Things are finally looking up for me. 309 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,748 I have a purpose, a future. 310 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,083 And here you are, trying to ruin it all, 'cause why? 311 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,877 - 'Cause you're jealous? - I'm trying to help you. 312 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,795 You've never believed in me, never encouraged me. 313 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,006 You just let me sit and stew 314 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,175 and wonder endlessly why I wasn't good enough. 315 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,010 That does not sound like something I would do. 316 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,511 And Jordan is not like you. 317 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,055 I'm about to get promoted to full-time analyst, 318 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,600 and here you are trying to tear it all down like you always do 319 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,185 when I have something special in front of me. 320 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,896 All right, everybody, circle up. Come on, bring it in. 321 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,732 Now, you know how much I hate public speaking, but you guys... 322 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,983 - Guillermo-- - No. 323 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,401 This is how it's supposed to be. 324 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,028 You work hard and you get rewarded. 325 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,907 And if you don't like that, you don't have to be a part of my life. 326 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:06,993 We just made a sizable chunk of change shorting Salazar. 327 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,411 - Let's hear it. Yeah! - [Lisa] Yeah! 328 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,581 [Jordan] But there is one person that I really gotta shout out. 329 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,042 He's the reason why we're all here tonight. 330 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:18,213 Cannon's visionary founder, Mr. Gene Nelson! 331 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,423 - A legend in our midst! Yeah. - [employees cheering] 332 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,925 Don't let me interrupt you, Jordan. 333 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,427 Tonight's about you and your stellar team. 334 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,054 [Jordan] Well, you know what, sir? It is a team. 335 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,014 I'm always saying to the people here 336 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:31,184 that we are like the Avengers of Wall Street, right? 337 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,937 We got the, of course, Captain America back there. 338 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,357 And Black Widow with Spider-man right there. 339 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:41,528 And Raj, you know you are my Thor, baby, dropping that hammer. 340 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,487 And who else? 341 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:46,115 I guess Groot. So solid. And... Huh! 342 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,493 Well, what does that make me? Who brings everybody together? 343 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,453 - Tony Stark. - Tony Stark. I'll take it. 344 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:53,289 [chuckles] Let's raise a glass to Mr. Nelson. 345 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,376 - Let's keep this rager raging. - [cheering] 346 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,003 - Hey, Jordan. I thought you were... - Thanks, buddy. 347 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,713 - [Guillermo] What about my... - Hey, Mr. Nelson. VIP area... 348 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,091 [Nadja] Thank you so much for that, Jordan. 349 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,760 But I will make a real announcement. 350 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:10,431 Sadly, my time here at Cannon Capital Strategies 351 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,724 is coming to an end. 352 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,477 I know. Let your tears out, it's okay. 353 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:18,898 But I got an offer I couldn't refuse from a very exciting new company, 354 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,859 and I think they really wanted me 355 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:25,238 because all I had to do to get the job was send them ten thousand dollars in cash 356 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,073 along with some photographs of my feet. 357 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,533 - [Lisa] Wait, what? - [Nadja laughs] 358 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,701 - Headhunted! - [Laszlo] Yeah! 359 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:35,248 So, now all I need to do is convince 15 more people to join me. 360 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,001 - Who's in? Uh, you just got scammed. 361 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,087 Yeah, enjoy your totally real, new job, bitch. 362 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,547 - What? - [Jimmy] And if they're not hiring, 363 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,382 - I'm sure the Ren Faire is. Great outfit. - Oh, yeah. 364 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,719 - I've got a new job-- - Leave Nadja alone! 365 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,304 - [Colin] Relax. - [Laszlo] Oh, I don't want another head. 366 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,264 - I swear to fuck. - [Colin] Calm down. 367 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,308 [grunting] Dick. 368 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,392 Thanks a lot, asshole. 369 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,352 - [grunts] - [Laszlo] You behave like an animal. 370 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:59,063 Come on. Stop beating yourself up. 371 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,982 Laszlo mad at me. 372 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,526 No, he's not mad at you. 373 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,446 You were just exhibiting classic party behavior. 374 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,531 Who cares if you get loose as a goose? 375 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,033 I monster. 376 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,951 You are not a monster. 377 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,705 You are a cool dude. 378 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,167 - [grunts] - Shit. Your staple's leaking. 379 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,712 All right. I'm gonna call you next week. Thanks for coming by. 380 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:23,963 Hey, Jordan. Can I talk to you? 381 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,965 Sorry. Old man Nelson was going on and on, 382 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,384 but his nurse/wife got him out of here, 383 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,552 - so, what's up? - Uh... 384 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,555 I was just wondering why you didn't let me go up there 385 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,806 and give my speech? 386 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,184 I'm so-- I'm sorry. It slipped my mind. 387 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,895 With Mr. Nelson being here, it was crazy. 388 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,105 I just didn't want things to get too confusing for everybody. 389 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,274 It's just that you asked me to prepare a speech 390 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,860 and I thought you were happy with the work that I've been doing. 391 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,738 I am happy. I'm thrilled. 392 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,114 In fact, I got you something 393 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,117 that's way better than a stupid shout-out and a speech. 394 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,620 Something that you've earned. 395 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,039 Wait right here. 396 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,291 It's happening. [chuckles] 397 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,834 [Jordan] Close your eyes. 398 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,712 Here we go. Ta-da! Open 'em up. 399 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,257 Just a little thank you for all the hard work that you do around here. 400 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,760 We make a hell of a team, don't we? 401 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,221 Wow. Thank you. 402 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,223 - Hmm. - Um... 403 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,851 Just put it right there on your desk. It'll look nice. 404 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,229 It's just a... 405 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:25,733 I just thought that maybe you were going to give me a promotion? 406 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,818 [snorts] 407 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,986 [chuckles] 408 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,739 No, no, I... I can't promote you until you're ready. 409 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,408 It'll happen when the time is right. 410 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,868 How much time would that be, just, hypothetically? 411 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,579 Oh, I don't know. Ballpark a couple of years. 412 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,457 You can't rush paying your dues, Guillermo. 413 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,752 [Guillermo scoffs] No. 414 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,130 No. 415 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,881 - No! - Whoa! 416 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,175 When the time is right? I already wasted so much time! 417 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,802 What's your fucking damage, bro? 418 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,764 My damage is, I'm tired being strung along and I'm not doing anymore! 419 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,849 Really? 420 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,810 Well, maybe you should check your attitude and remember 421 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,937 that you're talking to your fucking boss. 422 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:06,107 You're the person that helps actually important people 423 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,316 get their shit done. 424 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,236 You're not a killer. You gotta know your fucking place. 425 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,072 Excuse me? 426 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,615 Dude, that's company property. 427 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,826 - Do you know who you're fucking with? - I'm sorry. 428 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,953 I don’t think you know who you’re fucking with. 429 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,288 - Oh, no, no. Nandor. - No. 430 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,207 - [choking] - Nandor, drop him now. Nandor, no. 431 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:27,420 You're maybe more successful and rich and smart and better looking 432 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,714 and have a generally cooler vibe than him. 433 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,091 But you do not get to speak to him like that. 434 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,343 - Okay, just, just, put him down please. - [Jordan] Put me down. 435 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:37,472 I cannot have you speaking to Guillermo this way. 436 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,017 Drop him! Now. 437 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,185 Fine. 438 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,645 [Jordan screams] 439 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,441 [groaning] 440 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,609 [Guillermo] You know what? You're right. 441 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,737 I'm not a killer. But I know a way to hurt you even worse. 442 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,574 I think I'll give a call to the Securities and Exchange Commission. 443 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,076 Yes! 444 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,911 - What is that? - Don't worry about it. 445 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,788 Bullshit. What? You're gonna come at me? 446 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,665 You openly talk about insider trading constantly. 447 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,752 Oh, yeah? Well, how are you gonna prove it? 448 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,712 Yeah, bro, it's my documentary. 449 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,963 [scoffs] 450 00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,341 - It's his documentary. - [snorts] 451 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,635 {\an8}Yeah. Over the years, I've learned that you gotta protect yourself. 452 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,719 {\an8}Hey, take a look at this. 453 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,514 {\an8}And information is a great way of doing that. 454 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,057 - All right, you got all that? - Yes. 455 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,141 Now delete it. 456 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,519 - Why? - Dude, no paper trail. 457 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,815 It's cool. The SEC guy is a total pussy. He's not gonna do shit. 458 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,690 [Guillermo] People love telling me things. 459 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,861 Maybe it's my face or that they don't know I'm in the room. 460 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,988 Either way, I keep receipts. 461 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:39,910 And I'm not talking just about the CVS ones. [chuckles] 462 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,537 - It's his documentary. [snorts] - [chuckles] 463 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:46,333 Cut. Cut. Cut! 464 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,462 - [elevator dings] - [Laszlo] Well, that was a bust. 465 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,131 It looks like I'm back to the drawing board 466 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,799 with Cravensworth's Monster. 467 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,678 - I'm not Cravensworth's Monster. - [Laszlo] What are you then? 468 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,931 - Robinson's Monster. - Huh. 469 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,890 Don't be so preposterous. 470 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,560 Well, you were really hard on the poor guy in there. 471 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,813 And what was he doing? He was just cutting it up with the guys. 472 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,231 He cried in the bathroom. 473 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:13,442 He even had Nadja's back without popping that guy's head. 474 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:17,280 Face it, we created a monster with real emotions. 475 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,532 I, for one, am jazzed. 476 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,366 - Jazz. - [chuckles] Yeah. 477 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,744 I suppose you have a point. And between us, Colin Robinson, 478 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:28,374 we will force the entire scientific community to eat shit. 479 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,458 - Well, we've gotta. - Yeah. 480 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,878 - I love both my fathers. - [Colin chuckles] 481 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,504 - Of course you do. - Sure you do. 482 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,589 Now kiss. 483 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,424 [chuckles] I'm, uh... 484 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,718 - What-What was that? - Kiss, Daddies, now. 485 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,511 [Laszlo] No, I don't think that's gonna happen. 486 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,430 I don't know. I mean, we could. 487 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,182 We still have 7 floors to go. 488 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,892 He really takes after his daddy. 489 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,102 Horny little freak. 490 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,479 All right. Let's get out of this shithole. 491 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,564 - [Nandor] Yes. - [Laszlo] Absolutely. 492 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,523 [Colin] Fair enough. 493 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,360 Well, usually, it's kind of a one-person thing. 494 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,030 Give me your hand. Careful. 495 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,114 After you. 496 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,241 Wow. What a night! 497 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,535 Yeah. I feel like it could've gone better for me. 498 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,289 The way the two of us just took down that evil guy like that. 499 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,791 This must be what it feels like to do a good deed. 500 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:14,921 I feel so... so... charged up! 501 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,923 Fuck these guys! 502 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,508 - [grunts] - [Guillermo] Oh, shit! 503 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,846 [Nandor] Yeah! [laughs] Suck it. 504 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,723 - Go, Nandor! - [Nandor] This feels incredible. 505 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,352 You know, it also make me wonder 506 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,895 what else we could accomplish together. 507 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,813 I'm not going back to being your familiar. 508 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,233 I'm not talking about you being my familiar, Guillermo. 509 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,945 Look, I will always be killing people because I'm a vampire. It's what we do. 510 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,657 But what if I was more picky? 511 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,991 If I use my powers for good. 512 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:48,454 - To bring justice to this unjust world. - Oh. 513 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,622 You mean like Batman. 514 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,831 I don't know who that is. 515 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:56,921 But also, I was thinking, why not create a secret underground lair. 516 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,842 And, I would have my very own young sidekick. 517 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,135 Like Robin. 518 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,971 I don't think robbing people is a good idea. 519 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,014 - I don't know. - You don't know. 520 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:10,559 You do know! This is why we've been brought together. 521 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,770 It's not for me to make you a fucking vampire. 522 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,063 Fuck all that shit. 523 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:17,942 But for us to create an unbreakable alliance. 524 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,820 To help people in this broken society. 525 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,364 Some shit like that. 526 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:27,076 Face it, Guillermo. You're never gonna be just a normal human guy. 527 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,954 You don't belong with them. 528 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,289 You belong with us. 529 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,790 But I'm not a vampire. 530 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,502 No, you're not. You're something even cooler. 531 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,505 You are a warrior. 532 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,055 Okay. Let go of my hand now. 533 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,434 - It's a bit clammy. - Sorry. 534 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,727 What else can I throw at that building? 535 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,062 [♪ "Eve Of Destruction" playing] 536 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,440 ♪ Violent flares and bullets loading ♪ 537 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,734 ♪ You're old enough to kill But not for voting ♪ 538 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,527 ♪ You don't believe in war... ♪ 539 00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:05,198 I'm done with that pinstripe pit of corporate despair. 540 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,451 - You were only there for an hour, Laszlo. - That was enough. 541 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,703 I had a great time. Got myself a souvenir. 542 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:11,787 [Nadja] So did I. 543 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,165 [Guillermo] Oh, no. Is that Lisa? 544 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,584 She really was my favorite. 545 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:17,668 Well, good night. 546 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,171 - I'll be in the shed if you guys-- - [door slams] 547 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,132 - [door opens] - Guillermo? Where are you going? 548 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,592 Get back here. 549 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,552 We've got things to discuss. 550 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:29,430 First on the agenda, let's talk capes. 551 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:32,224 What if we wear them on our fronts? 552 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,643 [music continues playing] 553 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:37,063 ♪ My blood's so mad It feels like coagulatin' ♪ 554 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,315 ♪ I'm a-sittin' here Just contem-temp-a-latin' ♪ 555 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,692 ♪ I can't twist the truth It knows no regulation ♪ 556 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,111 ♪ A handful of senators Don't pass legislation ♪ 557 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,447 ♪ And marches alone Can't bring segregation ♪ 558 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,866 ♪ When human respect is disintegratin' ♪ 559 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,077 ♪ The whole fuckin' world Is just too frustratin' ♪ 560 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,411 ♪ And you tell me ♪ 561 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:55,623 ♪ Over and over and over again My friend ♪ 562 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:59,127 ♪ That you don't believe We're on the eve of destruction ♪ 563 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,172 ♪ And you tell me ♪ 564 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:06,467 ♪ Over and over and over again My friend ♪ 565 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:10,596 ♪ That you don't believe We're on the eve of destruction ♪ 566 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:13,433 ♪ We're on the eve of destruction ♪